/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7452644
Because it costs about 25x more to debone wings as opposed to cutting them into wing shapes

They're preformed chunks of random chicken meat.

Try deboning your wings and see how long it takes.

they are just chicken nuggets

Boneless wings would actually be good if they were dark meat like General Tsos Chicken

>>7452644
Try this anon
http://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8
I started doing this and its actually kind of fun to pull the bones out and then enjoy a boneless flapper

And deboned wings would be pretty unappetizing compared to a breaded cube of breast meat, not to mention labor intensive and therefore expensive

>>7452676
>dark meat
Gag me with a spoon

I bought a bag of frozen chicken wings and it was all drumettes except for one piece.

>>7452644
>I actually chipped a tooth this way once

I don't think you should be allowed in the kitchen. Probably shouldn't be near anything sharper than a boiled egg to be honest

>>7452684
are you 12?

>>7452692

m8 i've bitten down on rogue pieces of bone before too, it's pretty damn common

>>7452695
No

>but fuck I hate gnawing around those bones and I almost always bite down on rock-hard pieces of cartilage and bone and I actually chipped a tooth this way once.

FFS, it's so fucking simple

>>7452892
>Yes
Fixed that for you

>>7452916
my whole life is a lie

>>7452881
I have bitten into rogue pieces of bone as well. But in chicken wings the bones are always in the same place and you know where they are. There's nothing rogue about them. They're stationary. Even if they're broken the bones do not wander.

>>7452916
>tfw the bone shatters inside

>>7452644
if you love them for being tasty, but Franks Red Hot buffalo wing sauce shit and pour it on whatever you want. like, your throat, it's exactly what you want.
If you want to claim you've done anything, use regular Frank's Red hot and melt it with butter in a saucepan, it's the same thing.

whenever i get wings i pay a little extra to get all flats

because flats are best wings

>>7453564
>paying more for flats

>>7453265
>a piece goes inbetween your teeth and stabs the gums

>>7453567
glad you know how to read

>>7452644
>>7452881
>>7453173
Also your teeth should be stonger than a chicken bone. good luck with your dentures at a very young age.

>>7453855
This
>not chewing through the bone
Lmao nerd

>>7452644
Just fucking eat the wings with the bone in, it's not that hard.

>>7454011

Maybe I just want some fucking boneless wings you stupid faggot. It's not hard to stop sucking cocks all day but that doesn't stop you.

>>7455126
What's wrong with sucking cocks all day?

>>7453855
>teeth should be stonger than a chicken bone
that's not all that matters when determining if something will break or not, but you probably just wanted to post and make people feel bad so it doesn't matter

>>7455133
This

>>7452916
I do this, but I only remove one bone. I like having a bone to chew on.

>>7452644
M8, I chew and eat the cartilage every time I eat chicken, I love that crunchy shit.

Once, when I was a kid, I gnawed all the way through the middle of a chicken leg just for the hell of it.

>>7455818
>M8, I chew and eat the cartilage every time I eat chicken, I love that crunchy shit.
This tbqh
>Take wing flat
>bite off cartilage end
>pull out the smaller bone
>use the larger bone as a handle
>eat meat
>repeat

>>7452684
You sound like a valley girl.

>>7453855

t. mr skeltal

buffalo wings are fucking awful

kill yourself

>>7453564
I worked at Buffalo Wild Wings for 2 years, would make fun of the pussies that got all flats. Drums forever. You can tear all the meat off in one solid bite-twist motion, no dicking around with snapping the bones like with flats.

>chicken wing politics

Wow, Op, you sound like a colossal faggot. I bet you bitch about eating steak that isn't already cut up into little pieces

Just fucking buy boneless thighs and use them instead, same shit.

>>7455990
you drum niggers are so one sided. we actually have fucking flavor.

also
>not pulling out one bone and then putting the rest in your mouth and ripping off all the meat ass you pull the other bone out of your mouth

>>7455954
Nice shitposting

>>7456001
no you

>>7456003
U too

>>7455994
>eating steak that isn't already cut up into little pieces
They have it already cut up in the best Asian countries, that's how we all should have it.