/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I like mine with Blueberries.

I use Bisquick because you just add egg and milk, not water. I use Bisquick for other stuff in my kitchen too.

Protip: Dont mix your blueberry in the batter. Just drop them onto the pancake after you pour them.

I like my aunt's pancakes. She makes them doughy, bordering on undercooked. Put them in the fridge and serve with some cold syrup. It's almost like a dessert.

>>7451281
>Americans eating literally cake for breakfast
Kek

>>7451312
no, italy is where they literally eat cake for breakfast, in america we eat sweetened bread

>>7451281
How would one go about making a big pancake like that?

>>7451348
Do you know how to make donuts? Because it's basically a donut

>>7451281
I heard that these cakes were made in a rice cooker. There's a ton of recipes you make using rice cookers.

>>7451355
honestly, one of the things that most impressed me is that mine perfectly hardboils eggs. firm but soft, delicate, no gray, just incredible

>>7451281
Looking at that makes me sick.

>>7451395
makes me hard, so soft and smooth like a womans thighs

>>7451386
I wouldn't ever have the idea to use a rice cooker to hard boil eggs. That's fucking awesome.

>>7451395
L O W T E S T
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>>7451395
This

>>7451281
I would insert my penis between those pancakes. I would do it.

>>7451355
I want to do the same thing with my crockpot. Is there anything I can do to make sure they don't stick?

>>7451281
I like mine thin, small and crispy. I can fit 9 on a griddle

BBP

>>7451633
>small
>thin
>crispy

>>7451643
it's fried batter, why would you want it soft and thick? bake it if you want some bullshit cake

>>7451281
I've never had a thick pancake. But I really want to try now

>>7451646
They need to absorb as much syrup and butter as possible, like a sponge, so that it gushes warmly into your mouth

>>7451729
So make a sponge cake.

>>7451863
how about you make cookies

>>7451868
I'm gonna make cookies tomorrow, thanks for the idea. But crispy pancakes are great. Especially if the middle is soft, but the whole outside is crunchy and browned...

>>7451281
Is that half chocolate and half butter on the top?

>>7451729
Ew, no, I have mine plain. Plain fried batter discs. Syrup is okay on waffles though, since it has receiving holes to fill

>>7451312
That isn't American. Look at the bottom corner of the picture. It's from a café in Japan.

>>7451977
>britcucks

>>7451425
>Thick_N_Nasty
yoooo

Myom makes pancakes.so.fucking weird. She rarely makes them. They're always really fucking thick and a dark brown all throughout, yet they aren't burnt. Knowing her it's probably some healthy alternative bullshit, but it's still pretty damn tasty.

>>7452138
Autocorrect, what did YOU DO?

>>7451628
Grease the bottom of the pot with coconut oil.

>>7451281
I honestly don't consider thick pancakes like those pancakes.

The thinner the better

Jesus christ, OP.

>>7452221
dude come on bro these pancakes are epic ftw

>>7452001
How does that imply being British?!

>>7451281
i actually like them thick and slightly undercooked in the middle because i love the taste of pancake batter

>>7452138
Are they chocolate?

>>7451331
Can confirm. Cake and cookies are considered proper breakfast fare. My parents are coming to visit me next week so i went and bought cookies and milk for their breakfast, since i usually have whatever, i have no dedicated breakfast food, i eat whatever.

The problem with thinkness is that it's directly proportional to difficulty of flippage

>>7452002
Do you think a recipe exists for that burger?
I remember that the Kankers literally threw shit together but I always wanted to try that burger for some reason.

>>7451291
I've always preferred mixing in the blueberries in the batter so fuck you

post recipe please, I'm a eurofag who has never tried these filthy american things

>>7454209
dat bait doe

>>7451281

>>7454296
This is sexy

thin crispy with butter and a nice jam

>>7451322
>>7451281
anyone got pictures of amazing eggs to finish the set?

>>7451281
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>>7451305
>>7451314
>>7451322
>>7451425
>>7452002
>>7454296

>>7451281

>>7451281

I like them thin.

>>7453510
Then you're fucking up. Enjoy your violet pancakes, tard

>>7454814

>>7454991
Does the idea of colored pancakes scare you, even though you know it's from the blueberry juice?
Or do you believe youre just eating artificial food coloring?

>>7454529
>>7451281
too thick

TOO

THICK

>>7454814
same

>>7451281
Literally too thicj

>>7451355
>>7454209
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/06/14/how-to-make-epic-pancakes-with-your-japanese-rice-cooker/

>>7455057

That was a stupidly long page full of shit my old laptop didn't want to load just to say, "put pancake mix in your rice cooker and push the button"...

>>7455081
In your Japanese* rice cooker. Not all of them have the same capability for Thickies. Zojirushi or any of the ones with similar power work best.

>>7455173

My Zojirushi has around 10 different settings and the article doesn't even say which one to use.

I grew up with European grandparents cooking me crepes and calling them pancakes, so American pancakes seem like an abomination in comparison. The texture's all wrong and I can never finish one without feeling sick.

>>7455038
>>7454814
These look great.

>>7454296
Hypnotic.

>>7454814
What the fuck dude those look like tortillas
Its like someone took a bag of potato chips and stacked them on top of each other, you cant even call these pancakes
No joke I have pure, raw, hatred burning in my soul for the manlet motherfucker who would call those pancakes It looks like someone used a stack of printer paper as a cumrag

>>7456157
yea but like, imagine if someone, spread cream, or jam or peanut butter or whatever between each layer and then patted it down.

>>7456171
Literally gag me with a spoon

>>7454814
think of them like thin pancakes ricky bobbeh

>>7451425
reminds me of the mondo burgers

>>7453454
It's like, whole pickle and ketchup. There's one other thing but like you, too lazy to google it. Definitely seen the recipe with accompanying video from the show.

how do you get them so thick?

>>7451408
I normally just steam mine because it takes less time to bring enough water up to temp to steam than it does a bunch of water to submerge them all and boil them. Works pretty well, senpai.

>>7455024

LOW TEST BETA

>>7451633
so you like crepes?

>>7452002
just realized thats green meat, not pickles...

>>7456550
>crepe
>crispy
No, you fucking potato.

>>7451299
>>7451322
>>7451355
>>7451633
>>7451977
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>>7455199
>>7456488

>>7451348
Springform pan possibly.

>>7451281
Oh great they found out a way to make flavorless doughy breakfast bread even thicker

>>7456157
they are actually much nicer than american pancakes soz but not soz

>>7451281
no, I dont have enough saliva in my mouth to eat them

>>7454529
Friday the 13th is in May, this year.

>>7454296
I know why I'm sexually attracted to this.

>>7454296
Whoa, I know ffmpeg now.

I'm from Europe and here we usually put pork in pancakes if we make them thick. IT's too doughy otherwise

>even refering to Europe as one place

>>7451281

American pancakes are disgusting, they taste like baking soda, its all fucked up

kanelplättar med äppelmos för att vara ärlig min familj

>>7458692
those are cheesecakes you dumb sack of shit.

>>7451281
I don't think I could eat half of one of those without getting full.

>>7460504
det är okej familj

>>7460548
whats the white stuff?
cream cheese?
with pancakes?

>>7460551

Sour Cream

>>7460551
They're blinis, you idiot.

>>7455928

That's because they're a different dish, you fucking retard. Now that you know the difference and understand your preference for one over the other, how do you go on living this brain damaged? Also, my nana is french-canadian and her crepes are so good that I want to kill myself when they're all gone.

>>7460551
Russian version of pancakes/crepes

less sweet, a bit salty. my mom sometimes fills them with salmon and cream

>>7460553
whats a blini?

is that like french for pancake?

>>7460551
CMETAKA

Can't you read?

>>7452797
This is how my girlfriend's daughter likes me to make them for her. I make mine with a medium thickness and love crunch on the outside. My girlfriend will only eat them if they're made with chocolate chips, but no syrup. ever. don'tevenask.

>>7460574

Is your girlfriend, by chance, a terrorist?

>>7460561
> CMETAKA
Cмeтaнa
fix

>>7460579
Thanks vladislav.

>>7460559
Now you're just playing stupid.

>>7460577
Are chocolate chip pancakes without syrup a breakfast preferred by terrorists? Do you know any terrorists? Have you ever tried chocolate chip pancakes with syrup and liked them, because if that is what you do then you are most fucking definitely a god damn mother fucking terrorist.

>>7460608
no, it's just unamerican to not put as much fat and sugar on your meal as possible. I bet you don't even eat your pancakes with a side of bacon, sausage, eggs, cinnamon rolls, cereal, ham, fruit with sugar on it, orange juice, coffee, gin and a slice of cold pizza

>>7460633
Maybe the coffee if I want to be awake.
You forgot butter though you piece of shit.
And I don't do that either.

>>7458692
I wanna fuck those cakes

>>7460608

No matter what's in the pancakes, seems like a sin to have them without some syrup of some kind. And a glass of milk for christ's sake, or your throat will dry up and you'll die. Probably she is dead already and you can just seen ghosts. Are her clothes of this time period? Do you often wonder why no one asks how your girlfriend's daughter is?

>>7460633

Woah, where is the gin and pizza coming from? That's too big a breakfast. If I'm having pancakes, I would go side of bacon, side of home fries or hash, maybe some eggs, coffee, and a juice. Otherwise I would do an omelet with the same options. Something that big only on a Sunday, otherwise I'm lucky to get one of the above and a coffee.

>>7460705
Lucky if your mom makes it for you? Is milk where calcium comes from? Better drink a big glass, you're a growing underageb&.

>>7453454
>>7456416
http://cartooncravings.com/tag/kanker-burgers/
that should be it

>>7454991
found the dudebro who thinks he can cook

>>7451348
those are actually made in a rice cooker
but it has to be one of those fancy rice cookers with the pressure cooker type lid

>>7460705
This post was definitely made by a woman.

>>7454814
Those are blini, not pancakes.

Can anyone explain to me why people stack pancakes and put shit on top of them? It sounds utterly retarded to me, why not put toppings on every separate pancake?

>>7463480
That is exactly how I do it, but I'm kinda ocd.

>>7454296
i want my erection to cease entering orbit but it's no longer possible

>>7463480
because you're not supposed to eat one pancake at a time. you slice all the way threw and fork the stack. with that being said if the place doesn't give you syrups and butter and whatever else on the side as well it probably isn't worth going to.

>>7463523
>because you're not supposed to eat one pancake at a time.
But why? You're missing toppings on the bottom pancakes.

I want to slip my cock between those warm thick cakes

>>7463534
because like in OPs pic with one giant pancake per plate, a stack of 3 is meant to be eaten in the same way.

>>7451281
whereever I see this image I feel compelled too masterbate to Mandy Majestic videos

>>7460555
My french-canadian girlfriend hand't even seen real pancakes till I made them for her. She thought they were meh and I'm devestated ;-;

>>7451314
That's not a pizza, that's a cheese and tomato pie and it looks awful.

>>7451322
>Thick cut pork belly
Disgusting. Get back or don't even bother.

>>7454454
>>7455951
>>7460691
>>7463509

how do you think that tastes? I can't even see the cookie base

>>7455928
>>7460555
y'all are baiting, rite?
What you amerifucklords are calling "crepes" are actual pancakes.
Not those hotcakes you like to get fat off of.

>>7463811

Crepe is thinner than a normal pancake, which in turn is thinner than an American-style pancake (aka hotcake)

>>7463814
WELL FUCK AMERICANS ALL THE SAME CALLING THEIR SHITCAKES FOR PANCAKES AND WHATEVERTHEFUCK FOR BISCUITS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7455199
Another article they have says this
>Set the pot in the rice cooker, hit the switch to cook a standard pot of rice, and come back in about 45 minutes, once the cooking process is done…

>>7463829
We feed biscuits to our dogs.

Also, cookie is a derivative of a Dutch word, you fucking moron. The anglos weren't the only ones to settle here originally.

>>7463850
shhhh with your knowledge and schooling, you'll scare the little ones

>see the constant thickthreads all over various boards
>want to make meme thickcakes
>make pankcake like usual but put in pan instead of electric griddle for thickness
>try to flip with 2 spatulas
>it falls apart

How do I make this memefood without a rice cooker?

>>7463931
A toastie pan might work

>>7463931
I dunno, try broiling it

>>7463931

Don't flip. Instead of flipping it stick it under the broiler once the bottom is done.

>>7463931
I can't believe I have to spell this out you fucking nigger. Put a plate upside down on the pan, lift the pan with the plate on top, flip it. Voala you piece of shit!

Waffle bot says they serve pancakes in hell.

is flax powder the least disappointing egg substitute?

>>7460633
joking aside, yes; the average southerner's daily intake of calories in days of yore was outrageous.
among all of the other reasons ppl are fat today, i'm of the opinion that crackers are predisposed to gluttony the way the irish are to alcoholism. Most of the crackers are of irish ancestry as well, so they are straight fucked.

>>7464909
no we just don't have to work like peasants any more and the habits are lagging

>>7452002
>VLC

>>7451305
That's a really good looking steak
How do I get my steaks to look that good

>>7465029
Paint

>>7451425
THAT'S RIGHT Y'ALL BLUBB-O HEADS
THE THICK N' NASTY!
EEUNGH!

>>7451281

>>7451314
Nice lasagna