/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7446374
...

anything British.

grass salad with human feces garnish

>>7446408

even jellied eels?

american """"food""""

also: balut, casu marzu, guacamole

>>7446458
By the far the best thing itt. Step up your game.

>>7446469
>guacamole

>>7446469
>balut, casu marzu, guacamole
https://youtube.com/watch?v=m6keZIUJBsQ

>>7446357
Recipe?

>>7446458
>he doesn't eat quintuple decker sandwiches

fuggin commies

>>7446773
triple decker PB&Js are dope

Fresh content

>What's so disgusting about Red Vel-

>>7446469
chinese piss eggs are terrible too

>>7446844
Are those rice krispies?

>>7446895
Jack is the worst cook in the world.

>>7446895
That's just...wrong...

>>7446976
What I assume is mayo sushi, they're a weeb.

>>7446895
What was that supposed to be?

>>7447034
Party cheese salad

>>7446895
>jello
for what purpose

>>7446782
Are you 11 years old or something?

>>7447071
Jack is pure white trash and is proving it. That's the purpose.

>>7446477
This woman should rather read cooking: a beginner's guide, amirite guyz?

I don't know what this shit is, but it was never alive. It's all slimy and spongy like a patty made of ground cockshaft.

they're blue.

no food should be blue.

unless it's blue raspberry candy or superman ice cream.

>>7447193
There chicken parm is my jam.

>>7447194
>sour
>pickle
>fish

pretty gross indeed.

>>7447193

I actually like those :C

>>7446357
ketchup is the most vile of all condiments available to humanity, it has zero redeeming qualities and it is never good

>>7446374
this shit could be an execution method

>>7446458
i'd eat two of those sandwiches, but not the whole plate

>>7446469
WHAT THE FUCK

>>7446477
you could've posted just the cucumber and it would still be fucking disgusting

>>7446895
>amerilard salad
it looks like uncooked omelette

>>7447194
thousands of thousands of years of evolution and we're eating this kind of shit?

>>7446432
I thought those were rollmöpse and I was going to be very cross with you.

>>7447194
overtheline.png
Have you ever even had them? They're delicious!

>>7446895
oh my god every ingredient is funnier and funnier

>>7447194
Rollmops are incredible you pleb

>>7449076
what is wrong with this person

>>7446512
>>7446895
>>7447193
>>7449076
this is bad

>>7449076
>that plating at the end

i didn't think it could get funnier, but it's just uphill the whole time

https://youtu.be/rVza_AnhQ3E

>>7449752
what's the clear goop all over?

>>7449763
it's basically stock, so it's gelatin making it thick. it's not bad and is a desirable quality in meat stock, the only problem is the chicken is probably very dry even though it's been sitting in liquid.

>>7448969
please stop posting like this

>>7449795

Step aside guys. CAUTION! Worst food coming in!

>>7447194
These are fucking great, faggot

>>7449076
That's the laziest and shittiest enchilada casserole I've ever seen.

>>7449076
Thanks, I vomit on cat and she hiss

>>7449875
Fuck you.

>>7449076

I'm surprised he didn't just dump the entire jar of olives on there as much of a lazy asshole as he is.

>>7446895
>raised in devout mormon household
>all the memories of church functions with tables and tables of garbage like this keep coming back

Is this what ptsd feels like?

>>7450091
This is an old one.

>>7446895

I am audibly moaning in terror

>>7449875

I HOPE THEY BURY YOU!

>>7449076

is this real?

>>7450235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5T5sw0238

>>7450236
What. The. Fuck.

>>7446895
Thanks for posting, just stuffed down a bunch of food and decided to lay back digesting browsing here, this video made my stomach spasm and asshole shriek, thanks.

The best is right after the 4hrs later intermission a fat dick appears, the type of fat idiot you'd expect would enjoy this trash, wiggling his fingers and smacking his lips eating a bite of this junk. You can tell this animal ate the whole tray that day, having the last few pieces in bed while farting/sharting anally discharging under the covers while he sleeps and his fat carcass digests, not giving two shits his ass crack and upper inner thighs will will shine with a nice multi brown/green tint even more so the next morning. Guarantee you that guy smells like burnt skin, sour milk and onions for a few days after eating that, maybe even prep-h mixed in as this food kicks his assholes ass as it comes out.

>>7446895

>>7449076

This looks like some white trash bucktooth hillbilly trailer park idiot ate mexican echiladas once and subliminally bought all this crap trying to recreate the recipe using stuff he saw on the shelf in a dollar store or if it were that time of the month walmart, like its fat body was on autopilot not even aware it was throwing this stuff in the shopping cart as it was leaning its moobs on the cart handle bar and shifting and stealth farting up and down the food aisles with its eyes half shut and breathing through its always open fat mouth.

I'm surprised shake'n'bake wasn't added somehow to the whole mix.

>>7449752
Yea, how about burger in a can? Always think of burger in a can when I see the chicken in a can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60_oMY5ULIw

>>7449076
>an entire huge bag of cheese
I might be dying. I hope I am, it is the only cure for this.

>>7450336
See >>7450236
There's both a big bag of cheese and a small bag of cheese as the topping

>>7450343
I hadn't gotten that far, yeah. I am struggling to express myself in this.

>>7450345
https://youtu.be/7x6zn-sFoc8?t=7m45s

>>7450352
You are a mean person.

>>7450354
:^)

Where would I be without King Ja/ck/?

>>7450359
Probably torturing orphans, you beast.

>>7450352
AHHHHHH

>>7450360
>>7450361
Have some more
https://youtu.be/eO6e5k6Vvnc?t=4m17s

>>7450378
>Palestinian Omlette

>>7450367
>>7450378
I think what amazes me the most about Jack is how clueless he is about how terrible of a cook he is. This guy sells sauces in stores. He's a fucking anomaly.

>>7450382
He's literally tried to get a $300,000 investment for 20% of his sauces company on a reality TV show.
Fucker doesn't know how to barbecue, ends up cooking everything raw and crying in front of the camera.

http://watchseries-online.li/episode/west-texas-investors-club-s01e02-a-time-to-grill-2

>>7450385
He's seems like the kind of jackass that thinks everyone who disagrees with his is wrong and stupid.

>>7450397
He IS the kind of jackass that thinks everyone who disagrees with his is wrong and stupid.
Never got a YT comment deleted by him before?

>>7450352
>that slow motion salsa piss
every time

>>7446458

not American and that looks bloody delicious

>>7446469

>guacamole

underage ban

>>7450359
this fucker would own a slapchop

>>7447194
rollmops is delicious desu and I dont even like pickles

>>7450352
My dad used to make a similar thing, except with cocktail sauce and crab meat on cream cheese, served to eat with crackers.

It was actually really good.

>>7450125
That's not Jack. That's an old woman.

>>7450359
Why does his Hellman's Mayonnaise jar say 'Best Foods'?

>>7446895
God is dead.

>>7450776
That's what it's called in Christburg, TN and Babyjesusville, WV as well as other parts of Flyoverland.

>>7450869
But... Why?

>>7450869
Buttmad nigger spotted

>>7450884
'Hellman' has the word 'hell' in it and that's a no-no to residents of Bible Acres, MO and Godhatesfagston, OK.
And if you think I'm joking, keep in mind that we're talking about parts of the country that made Harry Potter the most banned book in the US (srsly) for portraying witchcraft. Like... vast swaths of Flyoverland officially challenged HPs inclusion in schools and public libraries to great success, making it the number one most commonly banned book or book series in Murrica.

Look it up if you don't believe me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_commonly_challenged_books_in_the_United_States
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Challenge_(literature)

>>7450933
Nope.
Just someone who thinks censoring someone's surname and banning children's stories is stupid and flyover as fuck and advocates to do either should be ridiculed as much as possible. :-)

>>7450955
So just a buttmad nigger, then.

>>7446374
This is cruelty

>>7450869
>>7450952
You're a fucking retard.

>>7450776
Hellman's is called Best Foods on the west coast, presumably Jack made that video back when he lived in California. Hellman's is called Hellman's everywhere east of the Rockies, and that includes flyover land and bible bet despite what that other retard claims.

>>7450973
Is that deep fried shit?

>>7450973
can't tell if that's blood sausage or something, or if it's chocolate cake

>>7450984
can confirm, moved from IL to MT and yep

>>7450952
This is true

I see no one has posted the authentic flipilino carbonara video.

https://youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY

>>7450359
For what purpose?

>>7446469
Balut and century eggs seem like they'd be delicious.

>>7451025
The Philippines were a mistake

>>7450984
I'm glad you could take the time out of your busy schedule of picketing soldiers' funerals to add to our conversation, but calling people 'retard' is not a very Christian thing to do. :-(

>>7451067
I'm not even a Christian. I do live in flyover country but it's not the bible belt like you seem to think.

>>7450352
>Double Jack
Please god do not be hinting at something. One Jack is enough hell for this whole fucking planet

>>7446844
I have no idea what is covering the rice but i was triggered.

>>7446458
theres nothing wrong with this other than it is just fat salt and cheese and probably tastes a lot more boring than you might think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHStuZb6u3w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHStuZb6u3w
Goddamn, the motherfucker eats a spoon of mayo as a "prank" on his son and laughs... Imagine being as ashamed of your own father as Jack's son

>>7451568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHStuZb6u3w&feature=youtu.be&t=1m36s
The exact moment.

>>7449875
swedish fish are extremely hit or miss for people

people either hate it or think its the best, ive never seen some one say they are ok

Lazy man's omelette
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3uJGf6Bj0
>"the cheese omelette came out absolutely perfect... that's beautiful"

Is that mayo icing?

>>7451630
how can an omelette get any lazier? its cracking eggs into a bowl, mixing , adding salt and pepper and frying them.

he actually added steps to that process and created a slimy, runny steamed egg blob with a side order of ziplock bag

>>7451624

i feel like swedish fish is the only candy where the generic brands can't even come close to doing it anything resembling justice.

>>7451677
>>7451624
Swedish fish have a really odd texture, I find them appealing when someone else buys them but I wouldnt go out of my way for them.

The flavour is pretty dull but the texture is really unique. I find them a bit to soft though, they look like they should be chewier and I get dissapointed.

Grandma's Mustard. 1 cup flour. 1/2 cup sugar. 1/2 cup dry mustard. 1 1/2 tsp salt. 1/4 tsp paprika. 3/4 sup cider vinegar. Mix together and beat untill smooth. Let set overnight. Delicious with ham. Any left over can be mixed with salad dressing. Makes wonderful raw vegetable dip. makes 1 pint.

>>7446895
have you ever noticed that many youtube cooks don't know how to portion ingredients? especially in ja/ck/'s case it's always one package of this, one whole can of that. i mean, a whole fucking bag of nuts? do they think that a pack or a can of something is a recommended portion for a meal or what? i just don't get it, they only count in wholes.

>>7446357
Anything thefitveganginger makes

>>7446458
You haven't seen american food yet, hon.

>>7446458
its even making an american face

>>7449076
>ingredients
"this can't be that bad, just looks like white ppl tacos"
...oh dear god

>>7446469
One of these things is VERY MUCH not like the others. People who hate guacamole are just autismo supremos.

>>7446895
It literally looks like someone baked garbage.

>>7449076
>Starts by just dumping out a bag of tortilla chips
I closed it there reactively. Had to reopen to finish.

>>7450776
Best Foods designed their label to look like Hellmans so people pick it up without looking too hard. It's a pretty common marketing technique.

>>7450236
This woman is using the word "healthy" in a way she should be arrested for.

>>7451025
>Sauteeing Alliums
People who do this piss me the fuck off. If you don't like fucking Alliums to the point that you're cooking all the god damned flavor out of them, then don't fucking eat them. Holy shit, how hard is that to grasp? Sauteeing garlic, especially, totally ruins the flavor and makes it acrid and disgusting. I want to backhand anyone any time they do this shit.

Also, this gives the worst white trash shit in America a run for its money. God damn.
>He's wearing a wifebeater at the end
I'm so surprised.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wAsIs76MaI

>>7446895
This guy can't cook for shit. Is he a fucking youtube comic?

>>7447194
What the fuck do you even eat if you think there's anything weird about fucking pickled herring? Even Americans eat pickled herring. You might as well think bread is the most disgusting shit ever.

>>7449076
>baked wood pulp with soggy tortilla chips
Mexicans would lynch this traitor to their race Mexican if she served them this. (At least I think she was Mexican.)

>>7452415
It's not like you eat the whole dish at once, you can make multiple servings, especially in Jack's case he has a family to cook for as well.

>>7450367
>not using the right filename

>>7447194
they're blue because that's the colour of the fish...
blue raspberry candy is blue because of industrial colouring agents. Which of those sounds like it should be blue?

>>7450986
>>7451000
it's battered deep fried black pudding (blood). But it looks overcooked and mushy

Anyone got the pic of the vegan pizza that looks very plastic-y?

>>7447194
Don't talk shit about culinary delights.

>>7446895

>>7453260
you must be new here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM

>>7450352
>The slowmo watery pre-cum before the salsa rectum discharges

>>7456689
i can't stop laughing at this shit
he puts so much fucking mayonnaise on everything

>>7446895

>>7446895
...

>>7450274
Is this from TOR?

>>7456957
Yes, looks like a jedi counselor.

>>7449076

>thought one whole bag of cheese was disgusting
>they pull out a second bag

>>7446895
>pineapple juice with dairy

>>7452429
This look like those sounding pics from /d/
Do not know if it tastes like /d/
would not eat

>>7457102
mix full fat quark with pineapple and peaches, let it rest in the fridge

it is godly

>>7451283

>>7446458
>cheese
>bacon
>disgusting

anon please

>>7451025
Dirty cunts

>>7452465

>tfw heart disease and premature death

>>7456957
Yes. It's a Jedi Consular who was screaming internally and eternally about having to go back to Hoth.

>>7446458
Do you have no fucking soul?

>>7457386
Not gonna lie, if I were shitfaced at 1 am and this was on the menu I'd order it

*sees the horror*

I'd be very surprised if anyone hasn't seen this already

>>7446469
>guac
It tastes like shit and only good with sandwiches

>>7446357
"chunky tomato stew. #raw veg plate with homemade flax biscuits and black bean hummus. Melon. miraclenoodle "miracle Mac n cheezeless" #veganrecipe coming soon, #glutenfree #vegan wrap on a spinach sandwich petal with coleslaw mix, tofu, and mustard. Popcorn cuz... and two mini homemade pretzels with baby gherkins and cheeze sauce"

here we go

>>7446357
>tfw looked it up
>tfw it's real and has a 4 star rating

>>7446895
>a whole container of cool whip
by the living god above why

>>7446458
it looks delicious, except it's making me full just looking at it

>>7446469
I don't like avocado generally, but guac is fine.

>>7450352
>>7450367
>>7449076
>>7450378
Hell. This stop is Hell.

>>7458254
gets me every time

>>7449875
nah

>>7458272
The "pretzels" look like those weird, dried out white dog turds you sometimes see.
The rest looks, moreorless, like the produce section of a supermarket and not inherently bad.

>>7458330
Instagram.com/thefitveganginger

She's making her own cookbook

>>7458333
>a cookbook
Great! I've always wanted to learn how to put raw vegetables on plates and take pictures of them!!!

>Step one: buy vegetables.
>Step two: put them on a plate.
>Step three: take pictures, post them online and break your arm with how hard you're patting yourself on the back.

Thanks theveganginger!!!

>>7458272
Are vegans coprophiliacs in denial?
How is it possible that all vegan food looks so fecal?!

>>7458272
>Mac n cheezeless

>>7458350
She's not even using real noodles

>>7458350
>>7458354
Mac-less, cheese-less, brainless, dickless hopeless.

>there are "people" here that genuinely like Guacamole
Oh jesus christ. I remember when the 18+ rule was enforced.

>>7450359
>heaping tablespoons

>>7450359
Meme bean salad

>>7458377
>le epik contrarian xd

>>7451624
I think there ok
.
Faggot

>>7451624
i like putting them in the freezer and then sucking on them like hard candy

>>7458333
>the fit vegan nigger

>>7446895

Because of this, jesus has to come back and die for our sins again

>>7452415
It's cheap garbage brands and they're too fat and lazy and glutinous to zip it back up and use it for another time, their simple pea brain can't comprehend saving half for using at a later time and their fat receptors in their brain are all fired up, so boom, in goes the whole bag.
>>7451577
This fat half closed eyes mouth breathing idiot is addicted to fat and sugars, so his brain is craving this crap, mayo icing is just feeding his fat addiction processed food diet cravings, throw in some flour and sugar and fat boy is in heaven. I'd personally be on the toilet in minutes eating this, projectile diarrhea and all.
>>7450771
I honestly pictured in my head its the fat dick himself, he's just so fucked in the head from eating crap that he paints his nails and dresses up like a woman, like the processed shit he eats took its toll on his brain.
>>7450367
The thing that gets me is how happy this fat mess gets, just by the way he moves his hands and his face lights up when talking about specific things. Next look in the background the mess puts cooking trays ontop his washing machine. Fat idiot to the extreme.
>>7450294
Exactly, his brain thought corn chips, fat cheese and more fat cheese mmmmm, sauces, mmm, lets get exotic, CANNED OLIVES. It's just his fat addled brain trying to process through all the fat he shoveled down his throat in a restaurant probably and this is what his fat blocked clogged brain came up with.

>>7450973

IS THAT DEEP FRIED CAVIAR???

>>7446374 #
Which is worse, the person who made that cake in the first place thinking "this'll be good" or the people who try it and think "this is really good"?

>>7446357

>>7458654

>>7452429
I'd let her tickle my pickle if you know what i mean

>>7450359
Wait you can cook with white vinegar ? I only use that stuff as a bathroom cleaner.

>>7449076
>Olives at the end

EVERY FUCKING TIME.

>>7450359
The bit that always triggers me is that he has a knife in his hand to cut the onion but still uses the snapchop.

>>7458719
i mean it is a missed opportunity to bring more flavor the the party but it's perfectly acceptable

>>7446357
>See the thumbnail
>"Is that red velvet cake? There's nothing disgusting about th-"
>It's ketchup cake
>Fucking KETCHUP CAKE

I'm starting to believe that Quebec is Canada's only salvation on a culinary level, and even Poutine is peasant food.

>>7458750
montreal has the best food scene in north america after new york
mexico isn't a real place

>>7458377
So we can have it all to ourselves while you eat whatever the hell it is you eat. I'm glad you don't like it. More for me.

>>7458749
I legit thought it wasn't edible, I've always seen my parents cook with balsamic or cider vinegar all my childhood and the maid clean stuff with white vinegar

>>7458750

I tried the cake out of curiosity. It tastes like a spice cake. Can't even taste ketchup. Not bad, but not special.

>>7458825
next time you go to the store take note of the section it's in

>>7458834
... I have people to do the shopping for me I'm not a peasant

>>7446895

Too easy.

>>7459008
I was hoping that would be menstrual blood

Thanks 4chan

>>7458333
She's anorexic, isn't she?

>>7459064
She says she has an allergy to fat, she says she doesn't have an eating disorder

>>7459068
>allergy to fat
Is that even a thing? And even then, fat isn't what makes you gain weight.

>>7459064
looks like a crack head

>>7459064
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCio9bcjSpI/?taken-by=thefitveganginger

seems legit

>>7459080
>>7459083
Honestly I feel pretty bad for her.

>>7459064
Thyroid disorder/disease

>>7459086
I'd feel bad if she wasn't trying to market her concoctions, including literally just putting a zucchini in a hot dog bun

>>7459106
And "inspiring" others to have her awful food choices..

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>>7459138

I have a recipe from her upcoming book for vegan raw apple pie. I made it. It was pretty good. Pic related.

10/10

The fact that it's cruelty free makes it taste even better!

>>7458737
That's because he just quartered them...

>>7447019
https://www.google.ca/search?q=brawn&espv=2&biw=1280&bih=607&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjA2auy0bjLAhWGPj4KHabuBnUQ_AUIBigB#tbm=isch&q=brawn+food

https://www.google.ca/search?q=brawn&espv=2&biw=1280&bih=607&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjA2auy0bjLAhWGPj4KHabuBnUQ_AUIBigB#tbm=isch&q=aspic+food

>>7460352

what the fuck

>>7459299
How did you make the crust look so nice?

>>7460352
looks like the godworm from dune.

>>7458333

>>7459083
Maybe its because I'm fat, but please eat a few bowls of rice or some potatoes because goddamn.

>>7446895
>immediately pours pineapple into a saucepan
fuck, oh god, why am I laughing so hard

>>7460935

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>7460352
Whoever made this believed it was not only a good idea, but that other people would want this.

>>7460352
This reminds me of the mercury thiocyanate "black cock" reaction except it's a white cock

I fucking puked when I saw burgerking had these

>>7451025
fucking dumb flips

another fucking installment

>>7458619
mother of christ

>>7451037
As a Vietnamese person who had those all the time when I was a kid, I can confirm that they are quite good.
The yolk's a bit runny sometimes, But it goes great sliced onto a salad with cubed beef atop it.

>>7461175
Eh?

That's just a slushy though, isn't it?

>>7450378
Both of those are shit.

>>7461207
it is. but why the fuck does it have to be made into a slushy. it was fine the way it was

>>7460935
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>7447194
You're right, fuck pickled herring.

Salted with onions on rye is GOAT

>>7449076
>>7450352
>>7450359
>>7450367
etc

The thing that amazes me the most about these is the sheer size of the packaging of all the ingredients. Everything is at least twice as big as anything in the supermarkets here. Like, you would never come across a 4 pound bag of cheese here. Not unless you worked in a soup kitchen or something

>>7459299
Why'd you feel the need to quote half the thread. Its really annoying. You're like a guy at a party that starts shouting over everyone else so he can tell a dumb joke, and won't stop yelling until everyone hears it.

lomo saltado. the most disgusting spanish dish on the planet

>>7447193
those patties are a decent size and sell for like 2 bucks a box. I've always been fearful of em. Roomate ate the parm n marinara version of it. he's a fucking savage

>>7460935
shoo shoo gains goblin

my kicks are pretty lame duck but I feel like I could chop that bitch in half with ease

>>7461287
That's peruvian, not spanish. Peruvian people are weird:

Jump to 5:35 to get the recipe for raw frog juice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MJAxn74JCk

>>7460935
SNOO SNOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>7461312
>implying I would like it if it were of peruvian descent

I could give a fuck where its from m8. that shit is fucking disgusting

>>7461298

>>7446895

>>7449076

To be honest guys I'd eat that. I mean it's meat cheese nachos and tomatoes.

>>7461373
and milk too faggot dont forget about the milk

>>7461402

Oh fuck me I'm out.

>>7461287
that looks good

>>7461422
sorry I meant lmao saltado

>>7459080
I fucking hate fucking faggots

>>7461258
>being this painfully beta
lol

>>7461298
you bastard I just ate subway now I feel sick

>>7461298

>>7461298
THE FORBIDDEN ONE APPEARS

I've never tried camel meat. I've drank camel milk which made me puke. Then explosive shit 2 hours later.

>>7460912
SHAI-HULUD

SHAI-HULUD

>>7460935
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>7460935
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>7460935
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

Prepare for videos to rival Jack's

>>7460352
I have a strong urge to shit after watching this

>>7461966
I swear to christ if that's raw

Even Sub-Saharan Africans can figure out how to boil cornmeal into ugali

>>7453206
>Sauteeing Alliums
Simply put, because it doesn't eliminate all of the sulfurous bite, just reduces it. Some people want some, but not all.
>makes it acrid
Incidentally, as I just mentioned, the exact purpose of sautéing members of the Allium family is to reduce the bitter sulfur notes.

I will say, however, that I share your preference; but I like my flavors to punch me in the face with a roll of quarters.

>>7446469
>Not liking century egg

I bet you're the type of faggot who also hates brine duck eggs and fermented tofu, you little shit.

>>7459080
>Shirt is like, 100 sizes too big

>>7461373
Then you're another fat mouth breathing POS like Jack.

>>7450133
The only reason you go to those is if there's a hot girl in your ward.

>>7446895
This is what I like to call a "Last Chance Casserole", where the only reasonable person for the creation of this monstrosity is that Jack's just taking whatever the fuck's about to expire, throwing it in a dish and sticking it in the oven until it changes color.

>>7462126
Possible reason*

My brain no work

>>7448969
>ketchup is the most vile of all condiments available to humanity, it has zero redeeming qualities and it is never good

Speak for yourself faggtron

>>7462126
Nah, more like fat fuck is on auto pilot when he goes shopping and he has this smile on his face on what can I cook that'll be cool for me yoo toobs, I know, I'll recreate my version of party cheese salad, problem is this idiot has an IQ of about 80, so you can imagine the rest.
>>7446895
Look at this mess get all excited when the crap hits his mouth at 1:36, the way he waves around the little bowl all joyous and happy, all his brain wants is simple sugar and shit fats for its fix. You see when he pours it in the baking tray? I bet it comes out his a'hole just like that, but he don't care, he got his fix.

>>7460935
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>7446469
Century eggs smell like a really bad vagina. My mom used to eat them with pickles shit was nasty.

You're actually supposed to use them to flavor other dishes like egg drop soup.

>>7451025
she has a sexy voice though

>>7461287
kill urself

>>7461287
It is essentially asian-peruvian beef stir fry with extra juice to soak into the fries and rice, hardly an offensive dish. it's usually bland even in peru because most places don't know how to make it properly and end up fucking with the steak to fry/rice ratio because they're stingy. Your photo actually looks like decent lomo.

>>7446512
Yummer nummer free big bug for more cookie!!

>>7451025
I contemplate suicide every time I get to the part where she rinses the pasta in cold water. Worst part is that she actually instructs you to do it instead of just mindlessly doing it.

>>7460935
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>7458610
I'm pretty sure neither group exists. I would bet that cake was made as a joke.

>>7460935
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>7450236
this is a nightmare. that's like 3lbs of cheese

>>7452429
for what it's worth the heart attack grill owner was a doctor and prides himself on causing people to literally have heart attacks in his restaurant. I think if you are over 300lbs you eat for free and if you don't finish your burger they spank you. I think 2 or 3 people actually were stretchered out of his restaurant and he says he's helping the world be healthier by showing them how disgusting they are. if it wasn't so obvious he was just in it for the money I'd say he was on to something. it's just his cop out excuse for literally killing people. also it's in Vegas.

>>7463218

Is it weird that I've always wanted to fuck that fat oompa loompa next to Ja/ck/?

>2014+2
>not cooking with menstrual blood
#bleeditout

>>7463226
are you LordOfMalice?

>>7450236
i haven't wished death on many people but Jack is definitely one of them. he seems like such poison to anybody around him. can imagine being his friend? or your wife is friends with his wife? imagine him inviting you over for dinner or bringing one of his famous cold deli salads to your BBQ and insisting that everyone tries is and gets the recipe from his YouTube channel. imagine his chunky son hitting on your daughter in the pool with his whole milk tits. fuck I hate him. not only is he a cancerous person but he raised his son to be just as bad. die now Jack, please. just wheeze your last wheeze and fucking slip away

>>7457335
>>7451283
>not using AdBlockPlus or any other adblock

>>7463236
oh and not to mention he doesn't even like a lot of the food he makes as seen in the face of disgust and only one bite taken in aunt Myrna's cheese salad. he just makes like he's going to take another bite and it cuts to black. but the fat fuck will claim it's sooooo good for yoo toob purposes. "if your chicken is raw like I just had just toss it in the microwave for 30 seconds and WA LA!"
fuck him. I hope he gets bone cancer.

>>7463236
>jacks son hitting on your daughter
"can I shove my face in your pie?"

>>7463236
>whole milk tits

Nigga whats your problem with whole milk?

I got the winner right here.

>>7450265
That was intense

>>7461287
Saltado? Not spanish dude.

>>7462313
Are they rotten eggs or what?

>>7463227
I can just imagine...
>Hey anon, thank you for baking this red velvet cake! Though it tastes kind of funny...
>That's because I made it with my menstrual blood
>mfw

>>7458619
Someone post more ridiculous nutritional facts like this

>>7446357
Sweetcorn.

>>7460935
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOVLET

.
bump because I'm an agent of chaos

>>7460935
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>7447194
what about blueberries?

>>7449875
When I was like 10, I ate a jumbo bag of them and now I cannot go near the fuckers.

>>7461258
>>7461258
This. I'm trying to get through replies and it keeps popping up over and over

>>7446458
that looks fucking amazing

>>7460935
shoo shooo gains gobby

>>7450973
I bought one of these out of curiosity once before. It was pretty poor, battered sausages or battered haggis are both vastly superior.

>>7450265
Fuck me this post ruined me

>>7451037
Balut IS delicious. It's like a hard-boiled egg was infused with a steak.

>>7459080
As someone who takes extra precaution with their hair, I feel bad for her's immensely. You can tell she's thinning up front in this pic and others, and it doesn't have to be that way. She's what? 19 or something? She looks like my father a month before he died of cancer, and that's not a joke.

>>7461222
couldn't you say the same for any flavour slushy?

>>7451037

If you have trouble looking at balut just turn off your lights or something. Broth is delicious, too bad your cholesterol will go to the roof.

>>7459299
Looks too decadant, I can feel my blood sugar rising! But nothing wrong with a slice of that once in a while <3

>>7460935
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>7463227
this tops everything

even the jellied fish, rotten egg and canned turkey.

>>7458272
Good lord... one of those dishes would be alright to accompany a real meal, but all at once... that's so depressing. how can you love food when you eat like this?

>>7461552
Aw :(

>>7463227
> so on and so fourth
> so fourth
> fourth

Thanks for helping to correctly associate your movement with idiocy and a 3rd grade reading level!

>>7461164
Mercury thiocyanate makes a yellow snek.
The black cock is more likely to be sulphuric acid with an organic compound (usually sugar).

>>7460935
Why does someone who deliberately tries to market themselves as a brand post unbelievable unattractive photos of themselves?

Since she's so drastically underweight she's clearly freezing all the time and her extremities are always bright red with circulation issues, and her lack of eyebrows makes her look like a monster. Why not wear vegan-friendly makeup brands and fill that shit in? MAKE YOURSELF LOOK NOT LIKE A NIGHTMARE and then people won't troll you so hard.

Why am I so rustled?

>>7451630
>Portioning out chopped ingredients ahead of time

Nothing wrong with this, cuts down prep time

>Mixing eggs in a bag

Cool, individualized omelettes, and no bowls or spoons to clean up. My kind of recipe

>Boiling wate

What?

>Boiling eggbags and calling the end result an omelette

Really? For real? Could he not have used a pan at this point? Motherfucker.

>>7459034

my first thought homie