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>We're gonna order pizza, what kind do you guys want?
>Cheese!
>Pepperoni!
>Okay, and now that the kids have ordered, what would the adults like on their pizza?

>> No.7447933

>>7447931
spinach and kalamata olives

>> No.7447935

yeah this doesn't get old at all being posted every half day.

>> No.7447952

>>7447931
bacon

>> No.7447956

Idk but it better have fucking pineapples on it.

BBQ chicken is goat as well.

>> No.7447960

>>7447935
>implying it wasn't a stupid shitpost to begin with
yet another thread hidden

>> No.7447961

>ordering pizza
Isn't that just something that stupid poor people do?

It takes less effort to cook a pizza than it does to cook an omelette.

>> No.7447969

>>7447931
peanuts

>> No.7447971

>>7447952
*holds up spork*

>> No.7447972
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7447972

>>7447956
>Idk but it better have fucking pineapples on it.
this

>> No.7447975

>>7447931
mayo and corn please?

>> No.7447980
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>>7447972
I'm gonna need the source on this anon

>> No.7447983
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7447983

I usually let the pizzaiolo do the choices for me, if I'm indecisive

>> No.7447986
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7447986

Ham and pineapple of course!

>> No.7447992

kids

>> No.7448013

>>7447931
unshelled peanuts, please.

>> No.7448022

>>7447980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1jHTYsGo84

>> No.7448025

Spinach, feta cheese, and black olives please

>> No.7448035

Sausage, Mushroom and Onion or BBQ Chicken

>> No.7448053

Anchovies, capers, olives, and a fried egg

>> No.7448057

Raisins and peanuts and American cheese

>> No.7448081

>>7447931
JALAPENOS
DRY CURED HAM
MOZZARELLA

>> No.7448094
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7448094

Sausage, mushroom, onion and pepperoni/salami you meme loving fuck.

>> No.7448111

jalepeno and pineapple

>> No.7448114

Honestly my friends are so fucked I don't even want to order pizza anymore if I'm not getting one to myself.

Order pizza Saturday

>some kind of sausage and pepperoni
And
>feta and side bacon.

Nothing but salt and fucking grease
I can't believe I use to like feta and side bacon..

>> No.7448117

>>7447931
hawaiin with lemon instead of pineapple

>> No.7448122

Ham, banana and curry or ham, tuna and mushrooms.

>> No.7448138

I used to live by a pizzeria who made a great carpaccio pizza. It was simply fresh mozzarella and after it was baked they added thinly sliced beef, toasted pine nuts, arugula, shaved parmesan, olive oil and lemon juice. Tasty as fuck.
They also made one with spicy salami and fried red chili.

>> No.7448160

>>7447931
Whole wheat crust
Chicken
Spinach
An entire head of garlic

>> No.7448167

It really doesn't matter to me. All pizza is good, yes even cheese. It's only worth ordering cheese if they load it up with extra cheese though

>> No.7448175

Mettwurst, black olives and garlic. I could probably live the rest of my life eating nothing but pizza with those toppings.

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>>7447931

Why are there un shelled peanuts on the fucking pizza on your pic? WHY?

>> No.7449632

Chicken, spinach, roasted red peppers and feta. Pay for my toppings bitch.

>> No.7449633

>>7449632
Oh, and white sauce of course.

>> No.7449640

>>7447931
Those Peruvian cherry peppers that Pizza Hut has been featuring are actually really good. I'll go with them and grilled chicken.

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>> No.7449661

Buffalo chicken with broccoli is pretty much the food of the gods provided they can make a decent pizza dough
>no greek pizza
>no west coast pizza
>nothing south or west of DC, TBQH

I once had a pickled apricot and prosciutto white pie, that I realized about 3 bites in, was essentially the best(and most prententious) Hawaiin pie I've ever had.

>pretty fucking good yoll
>tasting flight of bitter beers helped it down
>damn that was a nice meal

>> No.7449681

>>7449641
id eat that desu senpai, looks like it has good tasting stuff on it

>> No.7449683

>>7447931
Mushrooms
Sausage
Basil
+ Alfredo sauce

>> No.7449686

Red onions, goats cheese and roasted artichoke hearts.

>> No.7449690

>>7447931
>We're about to order porn on payperview, what kind do you guys want?
>Anal!
>DP!
>Okay, and now that the kids have ordered, what would the adults like in their porn?

>> No.7449704

tuna, onions, capers.

>> No.7449709

>>7449661
>Chicken on pizza

>> No.7449711

>thin crust
>pineapple
>jalapenos
>black olives
>onions
>bacon

>> No.7449713

>>7449709
>criticizing someone for putting something on a dish that was made to use up leftover ingredients.

>> No.7449714

>just made pizza
>came out doughy with burned cheese
god damnit

>> No.7449717

>>7447931
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

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>>7447931
A basil leaf.

I like the Neapolitan style better than the usual American fruit salad with every bite washed down with icy sugarade.

>> No.7449724

>>7449711
i could spend a Friday (anyday desu) night getting blackout with you, ill bring the kamchatka

>> No.7449728

>>7449717
any english class should have taught u to drop the second e in "memeing". foreign plz leave

>> No.7449729

>>7449717
reported

>> No.7449833

Ham, bacon, pineapple, jalapeños.
Chicken if i need protons.
Drizzle frank's red on it

>> No.7449874

peperoni, sausage and extra cheese

and cover it all with garlic powder

>> No.7449879

>>7449874
>not roasting your own garlic to rub on the crusts and dip your 'za in

>> No.7449891

>>7447931

pepperoni and mushroom

i love onions too but im usually unwilling to pay jew chains $2.50 to sprinkle 5 cents of onions on a pizza

>> No.7449921

dominoes canadian,
it has pepperoni, mushrooms and bacon, that and any "deluxe" style with peppers and more spicy deli meats

if I'm getting american pizza I usually like to go for a good combination of cured meats and vegetables.

>> No.7450432

>>7447931
Why are 20something years old guys so obsessed with what they perceive as being manlyness?

>> No.7450436

>>7450432

why do you wear a fedora, not shave, and preach militant atheism?

>> No.7450454

As a proper adult I'll have some job insecurity, fear of dying, fear of cancer, fear of loneliness, stress, unpaid overtime and cuckolding on mine :^)

>> No.7450459

>>7447931
Chicken, bacon and pineapple.

>> No.7450464

>>7450436
I don't wear a fedora, I shave and I don't preach atheism?

>> No.7450478

>>7450436
Because Indiana Jones is cool, razorburn is not cool, and god isn't real.

>> No.7450481

>>7447931
>We're gonna make a thread, what kind do you guys want?
>Stale pasta!
>Low quality used content!
>Okay, and now that the kids have posted, what would the adults like to discuss?

>> No.7450490

>>7447961
>It takes less effort to cook a pizza than it does to cook an omelette.
bait