/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>vegetarian
>romantic
if depressing food is romantic then I guess it is.

>>7430423

eggplant parm brosef. get some eggplants and red pepper, some ricotta, parmesean, vegetarian sauce, some herbs and spices, bam shits great. garnish with a gay ass bay leaf or something

What you could do is get some imitation lobster meat and get a real lobster. Scrape out the real lobster for your self and cram the fake lobster into the shell. She will have the aesthetics of a real lobster dinner but will still retains her vegetarian habit. Problem solved.

you guys are fucking horrible i'm going back to /b/

didn't know this was a board for people discussing whether they like meat rare or medium rare

fuck you all

if she likes it, just make some curry - always looks exciting.

you could also make a cheese fondue which is really nice to eat together - goes with white wine of course.

you can also go italian mode, homemade tortellini with for example ricotta spinach filling in sage butter + white wine.also you can always take standard pasta dishes like bolognese and use soya granules instead of mince + red wine. doesnt taste too bad when your seasoning is good.

for desert you can do basically everything, chocolate souffle, tiramisu, panna cotta (if she is okay with gelatine), fried banana with honey, etc

you could also make a minestrone if you want soup first, and cheese and fruit plate afterwards followed by coffee

>>7430504
Bye.

>>7430504
/ck/ is a slow board you colossal fuckup. /b/ is a shithole full of 13 year olds. if you want some real advice give it some time.

faggot

Minestrone, Risotto, Zabaglione, Panna Cotta ...
Blondes dig italian food

>>7430528
guess i'll tentatively monitor this thread for some kind of inspiration anyway then

I am engaged to a vegetarian right now. I've done some stuff like butternut squash chili that worked out pretty well, and if you've got tofu, you can do pretty much anything.

>>7430423

I'd gank her bot lane if you catch my drit

what do you think chuan eats

>>7430629

Pussy

this thread is so fucking savage. absolutely merciless

OP make a spaghetti bolognese with mushrooms or something. use some red wine to make her mmmmmm is it hot in here

Mushroom pasta or soup is always good

bump

>>7430652
>Bolognese sauce /bɒləˈnjeJz/, known in Italian as ragù bolognese, or simply ragù, is a meat-based sauce originating from Bologna, Italy. Wikipedia

>>7430553
It would be better if you just fuck off back to \b you arrogant fuck.

Man, there are tons of great vegetarian meals out there. Just go on Pinterest and search "romantic vegetarian food" and you'll be rolling in it.
Growing up, I had meat-based diet and now I've slowly become practically vegetarian. I just wish I'd been warned how much vegetarians fart before hand. I was concerned about my increase of gas for a while and thought there was something wrong until some vegan friends told me that it was just normal with the diet. Good luck OP.

>>7430467
If someone marketed bay leaves as "gay ass bay leaves" I would buy more of them

App: Baked Crimini mushroom caps stuffed with a mixture of breadcrumbs, olive oil, salt shallots, parsley, chopped walnuts, black pepper and Italian grating cheese of your choice.
Side: Spinach sauteed in olive oil, garlic and salt.
Main: Orecchiette pasta in garlic tomato sauce with either chickpeas or cannellini beans. Season with fresh rosemary for chickpeas, fresh sage for cannellini.
Dessert: toasted walnut halves sprinkled with salt and ground fennel seed, then drizzled with honey.

The honey will make her fingers sticky when she picks the walnuts up, and if things are going well that's where you make the offer to lick it off for her.

It's like no one here remembers the cautionary tale of ButterBellAnon.

>>7430423
>i'm having a girl over for dinner and she's a vegetarian

Abort immediately.

>>7430423
I am sick of this shitposting meme OP post. If this was a serious question then you would use google.

>>7433444
He hasnt even impregnated her yet

>>7430423
Is that sheever?

artishocke hearts and romanesco salad with rose petals

fuck OFF d2g

>tfw no based foodNEETs on /d2g/

DO YOU EVEN PRE HEAT YOUR PLATES d2g ?

adelaide?

I want to FUCK this Japanese watermelon

Ohyao from /d2g/

>>7430629
>>7430630
>not venison stir fry
do you even sproink

Make pesto

>>7430500
Because she is really going to want to eat out of the shell of a lobster. That's like getting a drumstick bone and making a tofu drumstick with it.

>>7430423
>pic sort of related

>implying you'll ever get sheever

>>7433738
It's cool, she's vegetarian, not vegan.

>>7430423
Hey, anon! My wife of four years is a vegetarian!

So, obviously, if I have a successful, healthy romantic relationship with a vegetarian, I can help you with this!

Nope, I cannot. Romantic vegetarian meals don't exist. Hopefully, like my wife, she understands and you can impress her with other things.

>>7430423
Phallic-shaped objects like noodles/vegetables rolled in rice paper, etc.

Mushroom risotto homie

>>7430423

Mediterranean food. There's tons of vegetarian mezze dishes, and you can make most of them vegan too (e.g., making Tzatziki using Follow Your Heart sour cream).

Ethiopian food also works, Orthodox lenten ethiopian foods are delicious

Ratatouille, pasta in a rich home-made tomato sauce, with spiced lentil "meat" balls, pasta in a bechamel sauce (if vegan, just substitute soy milk and use Earth Balance instead of butter, works fine), toasted crusty bread with assorted olive oil and vinegars, kalamata and castelvetrano olives, etc.

>>7434387
I'd echo the Ratatouille, there's a way to make it that's swanky

>>7430423
Some vegetarians are picky about wine too, as it's often made with animal proteins, which are mostly filtered out later in the winemaking process.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism_and_wine
If you want to play it safe, get a wine specifically labeled as vegan or vegetarian. I'd go to a hippy store (e.g. Whole Foods) or a specialized wine shop, as an average grocery or liquor store employee won't know wtf you're talking about.

>>7430423
I'd go for a spinach cheese manicotti with an Alfredo sauce. Home-made sauce, it's required.

>>7430652
>red wine
>they kill billions of gnats to make it

Sichuan cuisine.

>>7434749

You'd better be a 11 tier girl to come up with this load of bullshit.

Veggie burger. Sugar Plum Spice tea.

>>7430423
Veal or lamb.

Strawberries.

>>7430423
Throw a salad in her face.

Sesame seeds.

Cayenne & ginger.

I made a vegan swallow my load once. I thought it was funny. Lenora, however, did not. Sorry Len. :^)

Anyway, for Len, cooking really, really good food was difficult because of the whole lack of eggs and dairy, but for a vegetarian? Just make a mushroom risotto, eggplant balls and salad.

>>7431945
It depends on what you're eating... I'm vegan and eat mostly fruit, oatmeal, salads. Canned beans and cooked cruciferous veggies make my gut angry. Try having more probiotics in your diet

>>7433427
Those are chingaderas

>>7430423
Take her to a lush, green field and tell her you two are having a picnic. Pack a sandwich for yourself. When she asks what you intend for her to eat, spread your arms wide and gesture to the field you are in. A veritable buffet for a vegetarian. Hand her a napkin and tell her to enjoy.

>>7433444
Dude, don't you know? Veggietards have some of the worst and most frequent farts known to man.

>>7434749

Most vegetarians, and even the better part of vegans, can't be arsed about that. The ones who do care just use Barnivore to search.

>>7434403
Ratatouille can be sexy af

Anyway though, tl;dr, you have three optiosn

> Mediterranean mezze dishes (e.g., tabbouleh, hummus, baba ganoush, falafel, tzatziki)

> Ethiopian/orthodox lenten foods

> Italian food (slightly modified in some instances)

OP: lacto-ovo vegetarian or vegan? Because if she'll eat cheese and eggs, while I don't understand the point of that, you could just look up any lenten recipes (except the ones that have fish because Roman Catholics are fucking weak).

>>7435207

>you have three options

no he has a fuckload more options than that dude

>>7435169
>>7431945
>>7435096
My native cuisine is mostly vegan, but I do eat meat. I went full vegan for a short bit, though not intentionally at first. See, due to the variety of vegan foods I grew up with, I could cook/eat that way for a weeks and not repeat the same meal once during it. By the time I'd realised I hadn't had any meat or eggs or dairy for a while I decided to just go with it a little longer until I couldn't ignore an omelette, a burger or a bit of cheese.

Anyway, it was pretty okay except for the more... colourful... side effect. I'm talking gas.

But not any regular gas, no sir.

Gastro-intestinal armageddon. Calamitous flatulence like trumpets calling the demons back to hell. Guttural pronouncements so loud, they drowned me out as I apologised in vain for my down under disruptions.
And the odour! I had to wander room to room for fear of succumbing to the noxious amnesia gas coming from the back of me and forgetting my own name by morning. An olfactory sensation the likes of which I've never experienced, as though a thousand skunk corpses all let out one final spray in unison. Like a devil had just been exorcised from my body and whose only escape was through my rectal sphincter.

But besides that, it was otherwise fine.

>>7430423
Make pancakes but instead of greasing the pan with bacon grease. Actually do this for all your cooking. Then when she cheats on you with a pussy beta vegan you can inform her that she's been ingesting bacon.

>>7430629
Other Supports.

>>7430423

home-made pasta with tomato sauce, capers, and veggie ground "meat". add a small salad.

>>7430423
Enjoy your gf's wicked vegetarian farts while you're getting your dinky stinky.

>>7430423

>how do i cook a romantic vegetarian meal? and what kind of wine will go with it?

Cook some fava beans and a nice chianti.

But in all seriousness:

Like >>7430528 said, this board (I mean 'this board' to imply quality content) is slow and if you want advice, you're going to have to be patient. I hope you're familiar enough with anonymous image board culture to discern the difference between trolling and quality content.

Anyway, my actual recommendation is is vegan peanut carrot soup because when I think romantic meals, I think 'light' but not too simple -- and a spring vegetable being the star of the dish embodies that pretty well. As far as the wine goes, I would pair the dish with something that complements root vegetables: a cabernet franc. If you disregard that advice, just remember to go red because white wine is for faggots.

>>7435724

enjoy cancer

>>7430423
I went on a date with my bf today and we had this. Tapas/mezze is great, she will love the sharing aspect (unless she is a fatty and doesn't like sharing food). I guess this is only if you can be bothered to prepare that much though.

>>7430467
A lot of times cheese isn't vegetarian
#calfstomach

If you can find vegetarian cheese and make the batter for the eggplant parm without eggs, and use breadcrumbs that don't have egg in them(most panko) this is a good choice.

>>7433620
watemelons aren't for fucking