/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7239316
Pork rinds and OE

Why would you do this on a first date? Are you two retarded?

>>7239319
What is "OE"

Pork rinds as entrée ?

Strangers house. Strangers kitchen. Perhaps a stranger with a knife hiding in the fridge? Be careful out there anon.

Love

Another Anon

Xxx

>>7239316
Post some pics of her

Calm down she's 18 and new in town , saw her pictures in all social media , I'm not gonna get murdered.

I proposed this she said that it's a unique way to have a first date and she loves the idea ... we are gonna watch her favorite movie then mine afterwards

>georgeous
>angelina jolie

Pick one faggot

Easy, a delicious and simple authentic Italian carbonara using foolproof Knorr™ Chicken Stockpots.

>>7239327
This. I'd never trust someone on tinder.
Bring a gun, OP, or you might get jumped and robbed

easiest starter of all time

>mozzarella
>parma ham
>tomatoes
>sundried tomatoes
>stack slices in little towers
>serve with homemade pesto

>>7239342
I'm not gonna do this so someone can reverse search the image and fuck anything up for me sorry ... she looks very similar to young Angelina Jolie

Tinder is supposed to be for casual fucking. While your texting smily faces and talking about your favorite movie, other guys are asking her if she wants to smash, and shes taking that D.

You're already friendzoned buddy

>>7239354

I have common friends with her on social media etc

>>7239345
I'm not afraid you're going to get murdered. I live in a country where those things don't happen.

It seems like a bad choice for a first date. Anyway, what do you have in mind? You should definitely pick something you're comfortable with. Have you considered that making three courses, eating and watching two movies is no less than six hours?

>>7239357
She's DTF no matter what bro

>>7239362
I thought she was new in town? Your story has holes

>>7239316
Cuck

>>7239345
>"unique"

Well at least that sets her bar for creepiness

>>7239359

>Talking to her until the morning
>she says that I'm different from the typical tinderpigs
>it's a " date " word she used saying " I would love this first date "
>Why am I even replying to you at this point

>>7239376
She's playing you hard because we already know you look like a pile of shit anyways

>>7239376
>>she says that I'm different from the typical tinderpigs

Awwwww, we got ourselves a sweet boy here.

>>7239376
Getting this defensive about an anonymous shitpost on a Burman fingerpainting forum.

You're nervous as fuck buddy.

Make sure to make enough leftovers so the guy that pounds her when you leave has something to eat afterwards.

>>7239369

She goes to a common university that some of my friends go to

>>7239364

I thought about cooking steak with creamy mushroom sauce on top with veggie sides for the main course , Idk about the entrée and dessert though . Obviously I'm gonna prepare some things in advance

>>7239383
This. I'll need nourishment after the 12 seconds of heaven I give her

>>7239316
WTF kind of woman wants to meet at her house for the first date. You are going to get robbed by a tranny. That's what's going to happen.

>>7239382

http://youtu.be/Vdb_ParFCks

>>7239393
a 18 year old girl who doesn't realize how awkward its going to be

She could have refused

>Want to impress
>Can't cook fish

So maybe...cook meat?

This doesn't sound difficult, OP. This isn't severe food allergies or you trying to adapt an extremely specific dish.

She's probably more turned on by the idea that you're willing and able to cook. Make something that takes a little bit of effort but that you are highly confident in. Make it feel slightly fancy, so no ribs or anything like that. Either a meat entree or pasta with meat as a major element, something you eat with a fork and knife.

>>7239392
Who cares about her? As long as you get yours it's all good. Priorities, man.

>>7239415

Like I said above I'm thinking about cooking steak with creamy mushroom sauce for the main course ( I know my shit while cooking this )

Do you think veal would be better than beef here ?

What do you suggest for dessert ?

>>7239345
That means that you're the one to worry about...?

>>7239415
She doesn't like fish.

Make burgers but super fancy ones on ciabatta/focacia bread, self made chili or garlic sauce, that kind of jazz.

Bitches love cheap food presented nicely. I could slip my dong in any girl with the right garnish

>>7239383
>>7239392
>>7239419

ask the dumb thot what she wants to eat and then make it. simple as that.

>>7239424

>>7239425

Thanks man , that's a good idea

What do you think can substitute ordinary fries though ?

>>7239316
Golden rule

Woman like pasta / Italian / cheesey. Plate it nice. Done.

>>7239345
Oh god. Her dad/brother/uncle etc will be the one hiding. In the fridge/bathroom/oven/whatever.

Regardless, stay safe Anon.

>>7239316
Can you give me dating tips? If you manage to snag me a date I'll give you a special recipe that will make you not get stabbed by a cat fishing tinder account.

>>7239425
>that kind of jazz
= jizz. Salty though.

>>7239326
Olde English.

What kind of place does she have? Searing a steak in a small apartment stinks up the place pretty bad if you don't have a great vent fan.

>>7239453
This.
Or better yet buy a cheapass roller if you don't already have one and make mushroom ravioli.

My risotto got me laid too so that's another idea.

>>7239470
Will you take me to flavor town ?

>>7239506

Idk dude have to ask her .. also don't know shit about her kitchen utensils

>other anon were right now that I think of it
>kind of a fucked up first date

>>7239531
I would go with the Italian-American cuisine. I like the idea of risotto - simply because it's impossible to fuck up for a seasoned cook and it leaves a lot of time for stirring and drinking white wine. Serve it with a side salad of some kind. Skip the starter.

Steak is not going to work.

>Girls love a guy who knows how to cook

OP, don't believe this trash

>Meet up with a girl from OKCupid
>She is pretty ugly
>Has a moustache
>She makes some jokes about her moustache to me
>Also advises that she loves guys who know how to cook
>Invite her over for dinner
>She seems excited
>I decide to combine her jokes about moustache and her love of cooking guys
>prepare a menu for her
>takes fucking half the damned day to do it
>pic related is the menu
>it contains jokes about her moustache
>she looks at the menu
>'I'm not actually hungry, I better go'
>fucking gets up and leaves

Women like handsome guys who can cook and handsome guys who can make shit jokes, not real chefs with funny humour.

>>7239572

Ok. Sorted. Do this:

Turn up with take away. Tell her that you'd rather spend time with her instead of in a kitchen.

Tell her cooking is a second date.

If you're not dead/dying by then - you're in luck. She'll think you're romantic too. With that and a pulse you're good to go.

Good luck, but I am worried.

Anon xx

>>7239525
Our father who art in flavortown

>>7239572
Just because she made a joke about it didn't mean you had free rein to. Ya dumbass.

That's like saying nigga because the black dude one the corner said it. Good luck with that.

>>7239572
>wanting to bang a chick with a moustache that's self aware of it to boot

>>7239590
>pushing back the dicking when it's unnecessary to do so
Faggot.

>OP thinks he's a "guy that cooks"
>"She doesn't like shellfish / smoked salmon / tuna"
>"OMG GUYS WUT DO?"

If you really did "cook," you'd know how to make something other than fish. Are you an eskimo or a jap?

>>7239598
He managed to dodge a bullet

>>7239572

>>7239617
Amen to that. For once an ugly sack of shit didn't take advantage of an anons uncontrolled libido

>>7239572
You didn't actually do this, did you? Just because you joke about your less than ideal dick to ease the tension doesn't mean you ever want to hear those words reciprocated.

>>7239345
Wait...you're gonna be busy cooking and then watch not one but two movies...on the first date?

Fucking hell anon just cook her spaghetti because that shit's gonna be all over the floor with how awkward that's gonna be

>>7239453
This is also what my 4 year old sister likes

>>7239572
Fucking kek
10/10 if true

>>7239572
Thanks anon

>>7239359
This.

>>7239316
Do a Cesar salad.
And if you really wanna hit it of, do a chocolate soufflé after. Or a big ol' tray of brownies.

>>7239316
>special sauce
You know what to do

I love you /ck/ it's the best board. Don't ever change

one of my moves was to invite a girl over and have a 'pasta making' date. We'd spend a lot of time very close together, rolling and kneading dough and fillings. then i would make a bunch of extra cut noodles like linguini etc for her to take home and have later. easy way to get a little 'thinking of you and eating your hot noodle' text from a date :)

making ravioli is ezpz and then you can chit chat while you make some simple sides and a couple fillings. Dont break the bank on fillings. spinach+normal mushrooms with a little butter and olive oil is a panty dropper. you dont have to bust out the parma ham cheeck bacon.

>>7239748
Is she single?

>>7239316
Girl online.
Stranger.
Invites you to her house FIRST date even before meeting in person.

WTF. You don't need an entree and dessert recipe pairing, you need to run.

>>7239944
This board is pretty above-average

Nothing special

>>7239572
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

>>7239316
Get a boner before entering, open the door, drop your pants, and scream "DINNER IS SERVED."

>>7239727
I'm not the only one who thinks this is the most cringe date idea then, good.

6 hour first date with an internet stranger. Sounds like loads of fun. What's your favorite movie OP? I want to know and laugh.

>>7239382
Burmese*

>>7240217
Liar Liar. The original French version, not the Jim Carrey remake.

>>7240221
Yep, I'm cringing hard here. I can imagine it now:

>Let's watch le filme
>As you can see I'm quite cultured
>Yes m'lady, you have have seen the remake but we'll watch the ORIGINAL
>Let me take my fedora off in the presence of a lady such as yourself
>Date movies are much better when you have to sit and read subtitles instead of engage in conversation
>Do you think I'm cultured yet?

>>7239572
Hey OP.

>>7240221
>>7240248

Had a nice kek reading this

We're going to watch shutter Island ( her favorite ) and Dredd 2012 ( Mine )

But you niggers made me consider just showing up with Chinese take-out. I'll cook for her on the 2nd date.

>>7239316
Garlic chicken and white rice with butter. Shit is incredible and easy to make.

Don't worry OP. Jack has your back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B09RF0ImYB8

So basically Tinder is just OKCupid Lite™ now?

>>7240375
>here's your period on a plate bb
>you're fat you need broccoli AND salad
>and now here's your cheesecake

>>7240221
Wtf there's an older French version to that shit?

>>7240375
Christ he seems so closeted. Like forealforeal.

>>7239316

>>7240361
>she has pleb taste
>you have semi-pleb taste and are going to subject a girl you just met to a gory action movie

sounds like a match made in heaven

>>7240491

She watched narcos / got / breaking bad
Dredd isn't even that gory apart from the dropping bodies scene

>By heaven you mean tinder right ?

>>7240508
hey OP, does this chick cook at all herself? cooking for a girl is all well and good, but if you include her in the process and allow her to "help", it'll be more memorable for her, and she might learn a thing or two. my suggestion is a quick fettuccine alfredo, with or without pan seared chicken breast, ceasar salad, and chocolate panna cotta for dessert. she can grate cheese for the sauce, stir pasta, and stream in oil while youre making the ceasar dressing.

>>7239316
Steak Diane.

>>7240529
https://youtu.be/S27MtkSZHdM
Or sushi and let her help making the wasabi

>>7240361
>Dredd 2012 ( Mine )

>>7240361
Just admit your favorite movie is Pokemon: The Movie. It'll make the inevitable break up come much faster.

>>7239316
What exactly is going on in that webm?

>>7241023
swedish boys being faggots obviously and there's a muslim girl there for cultural enrichment

>>7239748
that's because women stop mentally maturing at 4 years of age.

>>7240361
>Dredd 2012 ( Mine )
That is not a good movie to watch with a girl.

Chicken Parmesan and then stick your wiener in her butt till her poop flows freely than use it as lube and or get her drunk on wine for Italiano night

>>7239316
Carbonara-3-way

>>7239572

>>7239316
Wtf
Girls act calm and collected
Boys act like glorious flaming winged faggots
Way to go Sweden

>>7239316
Dudebro, why the hell are you performing tricks like a monkey for a girl? You are putting the pussy on a pedestal so high you are never going to get it down.
As a certified bro, I advice you that INSTEAD of you cooking FOR her like aa subservient beta servant, you change that approach for cooking TOGETHER. That will make a more interactive experience for you as a "couple", facilitate physical contact and kino, and provide ample opportunities for conversation, banter, flirting and subtle innuendo.
Godspeed bro, may you stuff her like a turkey and baste her with your gravy.

>>7239376
Ur beta is showing, do not get so easily buttflustered.

>>7239422
IF you have the goal of (hopefuly) banging her on this first date, DO NOT go for "heavy food" or she could end getting asleep on the movies due to an intense digestive process, and you will not be having sex.

>>7239572
You are an idiot for choosing an ugly girl, and also for not having the social and emotional intelligence to bang her, may god have mercy on your soul in the next life because in this one, you have been rejected by an ugly mustached girl.

>>7239617
Hell no, he did not managed shit, that would imply he did something on purpose to avoid that girl.
He wanted to bang an ugly girl with a moustache, but she, ugly and moustached, got repelled by him and his aspergers. God will punish him for his stupidity with no more tinder dates.

>>7239359
Soo many people on tinder are looking for dates tho, senpai

>>7240361
Her choice is slighly better than yours. I love Dredd but it is in no way a good choice for a first date movie. Give us 3 other movie choices you have.

Also, movies are a bad idea, your focus is going to be on the screen instead of on each other unless you can take things to the next level with convo and kino, which I have the feeling you do not have the slightest idea and will fail miserably (hope I am wrong and you can). It will also work if she is crazy about you, hope she is.

I suggest that after the food you go together for an ice cream, talk and flirt on the way, grab her hand/waist, just have some physical contact; and then return to her house for the movie (keep doing kino and lead her to flavor town) or continue your date outside with a coffee or drink (some alcohol always helps) and then return to her house.

>>7240375
Christ, do not do this, for realsies.
Go with Ramsay or Jaimie, even the autismo of Heston is better.

>>7239316