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ITT; Tools that every real cook needs in their kitchen

I'll start

>> No.7215887

That's the skyhook, a primary gameplay component from the AAA title Bioshock: Infinite. Bioshock: Infinite was the third such title in the series which began as a spiritual successor to the science fiction title System Shock & its direct sequel System Shock 2.

>> No.7215888

>>7215887
shut the HECK up nerd

It's a cooking tool for pasta

>> No.7215899
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>>7215887
Nerd.

My wooden spoon is arguably my most used and loved thing in my entire kitchen.
It stirs tea, it breaks up hamburger to brown, it serves leftovers, and I can leave it on the stove without worrying about it melting.
Bought mine for $5 or some shit, and its lasted me years when other implements broke or fell apart.
All hail the wooden spoon. King of the kitchen.

>> No.7215937

>>7215899
>paying $5 for a wooden spoon

>> No.7215944
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Never thought I needed one, now I can't imagine my kitchen without one.

>> No.7215949
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>>7215880
I got you senpai.

>> No.7215987

>>7215937
12.95 at Crate & Barrel desu

>> No.7216208
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Chain mail kitchen glove

>> No.7216216

>>7215944
my mom wouldnt get me one when I was a kid. Said it "wasted food."

Fucking Irish cunt she was.

>> No.7216217
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>> No.7216218

>>7216216
It was probably more like "A goddamned mess fucking EVERYWHERE"

>> No.7216219
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>> No.7216224

>Reverse image search it
>Bioshock everywhere and nothing involving cooking

nice try

>> No.7216226

>>7216216
The Irish potato famine was caused by wasting food with potato guns. Your mom was right not to get you one.

>> No.7216228
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>> No.7216229

>>7215880
I don't see how a skyhook would be used in the kitchen

>> No.7216239
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>> No.7216247

>>7216239
Is that the iron fish they use to ward off anemia due to weak diet?

Strangely handy for a superstition, that. Apparently enough minerals are absorbed from it to be of nutritional signifigance

>> No.7216252

>>7215880
I genuinely have one of those.

>> No.7216257

>>7216247
>Apparently enough minerals are absorbed from it to be of nutritional signifigance
That's the entire point in it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLEVYLph_yY

>> No.7216280

>>7216208
Too big of a pussy to shuck and cook without stabbing yourself. Lmao at you

Source: I am an oyster cook

>> No.7216283

>>7216280
Is it hard to be a cook when you're an oyster?

>> No.7216287

>>7216247
The story the website has for the PR campaign is pretty neat.
They tried all sorts of different designs and symbols, but the locals kept rejecting them. Eventually made a fish that some people liked enough to use consistently and it wasn't until they added the symbol to it that it saw widespread use.

>> No.7216290

>>7216280
I think most people get one to pretend to be a medieval soldier or knight.

>> No.7216472

>>7216219
Lol what??
That is absolutely not how you slice an onion

>> No.7216497
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These things are amazingly useful

>> No.7216516

>>7216497
My mom used these to make us milk shakes when were were a kid. My mom is a whore.

>> No.7216579

>>7216516
Are you saying that her milkshakes brought all the boys to the yard?

Also to stay on topic: some kind of steaming basket/trivet.

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>>7216579
no. she is a phone whore.

Oh ya, it is important to have a clean counter top to make pizza and pasta. Fuck ya.

>> No.7216654

>>7216217
What does this one do?

>> No.7216713

>>7216654
entertains your anus while you cook

>> No.7216729

>>7216654
It crushes, grinds, blends, mixes, and more

>> No.7216765

>>7215944
>never wears out
broke pieces off the damn thing 3 times

>> No.7216767

>>7215880

>Filename

Infinite is a disgrace and you should fuck off instead.

>> No.7216776

>>7216252
As do I

>> No.7217076

>>7216224
>>7216229

Pulled meats, that would rip it to pieces faster that fuck.

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>>7216208
>not just using a folded towel

Literally why

>> No.7217146

>>7217140
For using with a mandolin.

>> No.7217150

>>7216497
Easiest way to make mayonnaise ever is with one of those. Fucking love mine

>> No.7217152

>>7217146
You could still use a towel for that, ya dingus

>> No.7217155

>>7216729
my mix tape?

>> No.7217156

>>7215937
>not hand carving your wooden spoon from white birch

>> No.7217162

>>7216208
I have one if those and only wear it to play around and quote lord of the rings.

>> No.7217823

>>7215880
>2015
>not having a blue handled skyhook
>not storing it next to the board stretcher

>> No.7217837

>>7216208
>>7217140
This doesn't seem so bad. At least you get to keep some manual dexterity.

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>ctrl+f
>no EZ Cracker

for shame /ck/

https://youtu.be/6e3z2H1O5zE

>> No.7217909

>>7216280
You're a cook specializing in a food that tastes better when it's raw?

>> No.7217990

>>7216228

>posted by a Swede

I bet he's enjoying prison for his hate crime

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>>7215880
If you can only have *one tool,* this would have to be it.

>> No.7218739

>>7217990
well, he made fun of migrants but didn't say anything bad about Islam specifically, denied climate change so he'll probably just get a fine.

>> No.7218762

>>7217850
Its a gimmick for stupid people but it looks cool as fuck.

>> No.7218767
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>>7215880

>> No.7218809

>>7215880
Damn op I keep one of those next to my rebar stretcher and form termites.

>> No.7219048

>>7218467
>not a knife

Ya fucked up.

>> No.7219116

>>7218767
I actually just got rid of my microwave and am making do with just my stove/oven and a small toaster oven (which takes up less counter space than the microwave). I wanted to pare things down when I moved to a different apartment. However, I sorely miss the dishwasher. It sucks having to do everything by hand, especially because I get eczema on my hands.