/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fuck off.

>Having a problem with how someone consumes an ancient, rustic, cheap protein staple.

>eating eggs

>>7209296
Jizz?

>>7209296
>rustic

>enjoying your meal

>>7209291
>putting ketchup on anything
I'm aware there was a time when much of the food in America was so dull that anyone looking for flavor turned to table condiments. But that hasn't been the case for a while, and ketchup at the table strikes me as an anachronism anywhere other than a diner or fast food place.

>>7209314
blah, blah, blah, you stick ketchup bottles up your ass for sexual gratification. We get it.

>>7209307
better believe it fella

>>7209291
>staying with friend for xmas
>boxing day
>friend's brother makes a sausage and egg sandwich
>can't finish the second half
>asks if I want to finish it
>sure, I haven't had breakfast yet anyway
>take a bite
>nothing but ketchup

Fuck ketchup, it ruins everything

>>7209552
I can't think of anything it improves, though lots of people like it on fries.

One time at this little diner I always go to for breakfast and bunch of Canadians were in there and when they got their food every single one of them drowned their meal in ketchup. The smell of seven or eight people pouring ketchup onto hot food in a small space literally made me gag.

>Someone puts ketchup on something
>They cover the goddamn plate in it like a child
>Plate goes into the sink without being rinsed, a massive glob of ketchup is leftover
>Pervasive smell of ketchup sitting out

Drives me bananas.

>>7209291
Thank you for safeguarding the decency of food culture anon. You can go home now.

>>7209570
Bananas cannot be driven. Like the pirate who had a steering wheel attached to his crotch claiming, "It's driving me nuts!"

I only ever put ketchup on one of the quarters

>>7209568
If that made you gag then you must be a pansy faggot with a delicate stomach

>eating eggs
>putting ketchup on anything

>>7209291
I used to put catsup on my scrambles before I found hot, hot, hotty sauce. That's all I use for my brekky now.

>>7209603
What about fries, you donkey

>>7209582
Fresh from reddit

>>7209684
>puts ketchup on fries
pig disgusting

>>7209684
vinegar is the only correct topping for fries

>>7209714
Gravy is up there with malt vinegar

>>7209700
Pigs are no more disgusting than your mother.

>>7209714
no

is mayo

>>7211367
i never understood this. it ain't an american thing. what do german/uk people find appealing in this?

>>7211387
still disgusting, but better than ketchup

>>7211387
Have you tried them. The flavor combination is on point and is not as weird as tomatoes and potatoes.

>putting ketchup on anything

>>7209291

>over complicating things when cooking
>people getting upset on how i cook at home
>eating hotdogs,fake hams, and anything that's been emulsified

>>7211367
THIS X9999

>When Uncle Stewie asks me if Woody Allen should get Chinese castrated so he'd stop jerking off to his ex-kids

>>7209314
Wwwwwaaahhhhhhh
Stop liking things I don't like!

>>7211367
Ketchup+Mayo=Fancy Sauce

>>7212936

what the fuck