/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>It melts!

I got a frozen pumpkin pie once and when I took it out of the box to bake it looked like this

Here's another one

>>7204326
Every time I see this I die a little

>>7204326

>>7204342
eww he put his feet on kebab

>>7204317
>WANG'S
>not WANGS
this grammatical error triggers me every time I see it

>>7204381
>Buffalo Wang Is Chicken

>>7204337
We make all sorts of sausages like those.

>>7204381
>>7204387
Or maybe the Chicken belongs to a person called Buffalo Wang?

>>7204387
>the chicken belonging to Buffalo Wang

>>7204381
>grammatical

It's orthographical.

>>7204347
best one

>>7204391
pigs feet I can deal.

>>7204332
>buy frozen pie
what would you expect, plebian

How did the cake fail?

>>7204448
Pig feet sausage is a-okay, but not chicken neck sausage? I guess the head can be a bit gruesome to some people, is that it?

>>7204311
This stuff is pretty funny, it was in the news a few years back.

NSFW so I'll try to stick to links.

http://www.cakes3.co/malepage7.htm
http://www.cakes3.com/erotic_cookies_cup_cakes.htm
http://www.cakes3.com/

>Someone put their time and effort and money into cooking something
>hahah better laugh at them

Jesus, do you have any idea how childish you all sound?
When I first got into cooking I was so excited about my new found hobby that I tried to bake a chocolate sponge cake for my family.
Unfortunetely, it got burnt. I panicked during the cooking process and kept stabbing holes into it with a thermometer and that made it worse.
I gave it to my family and what did they say?
My dad said 'Errr son. I think a Nigger has been washing with your sponge'.
My mom said 'Its a good thing we don't have a starfish in the tank because a sponge with that many holes would befriend it'
My brother just got up and left the table.

I was discouraged for WEEKS and didn't so much as pick up a packet of flour in that time. All because of horrible, harsh words.

>>7204488
im not gonna eat a fuggin chicken head with beak and all.

>>7204326

>>7204326

absolutely terrifying.

>>7204491

>>7204326
pretty good desu

>>7204546
When people visit this website, they should do research before posting. This place isn't meant to be taken seriously. If you get easily offended or angry by something someone tells you, you might want to seek help. Why would you listen to what anyone tells you to begin with, if you have a brain, USE IT!

>>7204326

This kills the Gatsby

>>7204326
wew old sport

>>7204546
>mods defending animeposters outside of /a/
I pretty triggered t b h

>>7204647
This

>>7204337

>>7204491
>you fuck up a cake and try to serve it to people anyway knowing it's fucked
>people are supposed to feel bad for you

pick one

>>7204494
When I was younger there a Mad Magazine parody of Olive Garden where they had fried chicken heads and it was so fucking gross I didn't eat chicki chicki for months after that

>>7204326
Oh god
Imagine if this was a kid who wanted a Spider-Man cake.
He'd be in treats

>>7204347
I mean. I'm not no pastry pro
But good god how can people be so bad at that shit

>>7204381
It is made by Buffalo Wang, hence "Buffalo Wang's Chicken"

>>7204311
That shit looks like an omelette gone bad

>>7204491
>not making something else out of a quest for perfection/personal improvement
>not making something else out of anger or defiance
>not considering or analyzing your mistakes for future use
>NOT DOING ANYTHING
>instead just moping about daddy's "harsh words"
>being this much of a whiny fag

Maybe if you had balls things would be different anon.

>>7205630
fake and gay.

>>7204325
not all real cheese melts either, get your head outta your ass bruv

>>7204347
that face get me every time...

>>7204491

>>7205707
You know what does melt? Mozzarella.
You know what's so utterly disgustingly terrible that when it does what you'd expect, it has to proclaim it loudly on the packet? Vegan food.

in b4 vegan whining

>>7204347
Actually laughed out loud at that.

>>7205756
How horrifying.

>>7204347
YOU HWAT

>>7205763
you must be so fun at parties

>wtf is this captcha

a classic

>>7204347
>that fucking face
gold

>>7205844

Post the entire thing please

>>7205844
Wasn't that from the reddit get together?
Where they brined a turkey in blue gatorade?

>>7205756
why does it ask for my soul

>>7206391
Yes it was. I'm trying to find the actual full spread but I'm having trouble. It was supposed to be super shitty tho so it's more or less a parody of itself.

>>7205839
I really like the attention they put into the half pussy at the bottom.

Oh, and the corn.

That is a nice touch.

>>7204430
Bu...bu... pig ears in chile sauce would have a word with you.

>>7206415
That is a really nice pussy

>>7204311
Holy shit when I first looked at that I didn't notice it was a cake and thought you bought a pack of sour patch that looked like a kangaroo's asshole

>packaging errors

Got an inception ice cream once

>>7204347
Poor bastard became possessed

>>7204647
>>7204662
>being upset about anime images
>on 4chan
retard/10

>>7205763
>this ass pained about fake cheese
what a faggot holy shit

>>7205842
What a cunt. Those don't even look that bad. And at least she was smart enough not to put icing on something that's probably already sweet enough.

>>7204491

>>7205039
>He'd be in treats

>>7205837
Oh god

>>7204342

>>7204490
> Delivery of our cakes anywhere in the United States in one HOUR

How?

>>7205707
everything melts

>>7207206
Bakery sleeper cells

>>7204326

>>7206404
Don't sweat it, you're on 4chan, you have no soul.

>>7204326
That book really sucked ass, I not only had to read it in HS but some girlfriend got me the hardcover edition. BAH.

Now with 30% more DVD and shit.

I got her back, I put a lump of coal in her stocking!

>>7207217
Isn't that a Depeche Mode song?

Everything Melts In Large Amounts

>>7207555
>lump of coal in her stocking
I've got the sudden urge to look at interracial porn

>>7206565
Yea no shit, what a snobby bitch. Id eat the fuck out of those. I'm glad I don't try and fit in with shitty people like that.

>>7207572
That bitch deserved it, she was likely cheating on me, with a faggot FBI fuck. They both can fuck off. She proved herself to not be marriage material.

>>7207581
The snobbist bitches are the ones attracted to FBI cucks, they get their doo.
Fuckin' cunts.

I got a badge, spread your legs.

>>7207206
Boobies have a value of their own.

>>7204591
kek

>>7204337
those cocks look like dicks.

>>7206407
Did the food taste good though?

YO YO YO SABI

>>7204556
The fag should go to /mlp

>>7208149
peckers

>>7204347

>>7206940
>not knowing this joke

Lurk for more than a day.

>>7204347
Kek

>>7209154
It's quite decent

>>7205626
Ginger nuts are a traditional biscuit though. You only find the name funny because you are entirely unaware of the world outside your borders.

>>7209953
You only find it not funny because blah blah blah you're a dick

>>7204332
thats what you get for buying a frozen pie.

>>7205633
import it.
Sell it at liberal arts campuses
profit.

>>7211161
> this nigger's too cheap to get corn nuts.

>>7204684
how do they look after cooking?

>>7211320
fine Italian cuisine

>>7204347
Holy fucking shit this is the funniest thing I have seen

>>7211019
OREWA CHIN CHIN NO DAISUKI DESU

>>7204326

>>7212994
L E W D
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>>7204347

Oh my god my sides

>>7207217
Not salt

>>7213038
Yes, it does. Salt melts, you cranially vacant pinball.

>>7204314
ey gibe some b0ss

>>7207217

Try melting a dimeadozen

>>7206530
So you're saying that boards completely unrelated to animu like /ck/, /an/ or /sp/ need to be devoted to anime anyway because 4chan was dedicated to it 10 fucking years ago?

>>7204326

>Wake me up inside
>I can't wake up

>>7209154
Boston Big Pizza is fucking based

>>7212866
hirst_goes_shopping.jpg

>>7204326
KLATU BERATA N'COUGHCOUGH!

>>7213102
If I recall the ban was for someone whining about someone using an animu reaction image.

If that was what the person was triggered over then yes this is still primarially a anime image board. Anime reaction images are valid on all boards even non anime related ones. Deal with it.

>>7207555

great gatsby is in my top 3 books maybe you're just a pleb

>>7213379
such proud american cheese

>>7213382
Are you under 23? The protagonist was a whiney teenager having babies first existential crisis and the book was sown by a pedophile. Yes I read the entire thing.

>>7207563
>>/mu/

>>7213102
The topic on this board is cooking and food, so those are the primary topics. Posting anime reaction images while still talking about food breaks no rules, and makes you out to be a thin-skinned faggot.

>>7208939
kek

>>7212994

>>7207563
>>>/mu/

>>7213379
At least its not got anchovies

>>7206407

>>7204491
get fucked faggot the worlds a rough place where people don't give a shit. the sooner you toughen up the better. really, you should be upset that your dad didn't raise you to have thicker skin.

>>7207217
Not wood

>>7213463
is that bow tie pasta with pearl onions and peppermints?

WHY?

>>7207217
not steel beans

>>7213493
The flavours would be incredible.

time for a classic

Sweet Sundae Ramen

>>7204326
Wtf is that from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared?

>>7207555
Book was bad, movie was worse. Honestly don't see why they have HS students read that book when they could instead have them read Faulkner or Steinbeck.

>>7213382
>top 3 books

You don't read very much do you? Or maybe you're just actually retarded enough to think that book is even worth 5 minutes of someones time.

>>7213610
I'm more interested in what the other two are.
My guesses are "15 Love Spells that REALLY Work!" and "Lose 40lbs in 40 hours".

>>7213088
Salt melts at 1,474°F/801°C, a temperature which I am fairly sure is difficult to obtain in an ordinary kitchen and is therefore irrelevant unless you're determined to be pedantic. I'll be sure to remember "cranially vacant pinball", though.

>>7213640
I was more guessing number 2 is "50 shades of gay" and 1 is a roating slot for whatever Oprah is telling you is INSPIRING or LIFE CHANGING this month.

>>7204311

>>7213640
My guesses are "The Hunger Games," and "Computer Repair for Dummies,"

>>7213648
well the post was responding to something that in itself was a pedantic know it all response so
I think its forgivable.

Once one person makes a smartass response anyone afterwards is free to be as smartassed as required to prove them wrong.

TLDR: don't be a smartass unless you are absolutely right or a bigger more correct smartass will one up you

>>7207563
>everything melts in large amounts

>>7213483
It's theoretically possible to melt wood in a vacuum

>>7213656
Ayran memes, close enough
Why isn't this the official drink of /pol/?

>>7213385
>ranch soup with pizza rolls

>>7213385

>>7213680
Seems someone's a little... salty.

>>7213379
That actually made me shiver

>>7213733

>>7213740
Because the darkness is closing in

>>7213762
i would choose to eat this shrimp alfredo over cinnamon scrambled egg and herb garlic french toast. it just looks weird because the shrimp are tiny.

>>7213648
>salt doesn't melt
>yes it does
>U-UM IT JUST MELTS AT A REALLY HIGH TEMPERATURE THAT THE NORMAL PERSON CAN'T ACHIEVE!
that backpedal though

>>7213648

melt all teh salt you want for $15 at bed bath and beyond or sur la table, not that you'd want to melt salt for... any reason.

>>7213501

This is incomplete. I remember seeing a bigger one with a picture of the empty plate and OP saying his heart started to hurt a bit.

>>7213483
You can melt wood if there isn't any oxygen around it.

>>7213751
There's a point where having too much junk food mixed together just make a tasteless mess of grease and this has clearly passed it

>>7213836

>melt wood with not oxygen

He thinks organic compounds would not break down because it cannot oxidize.

>>7214003
if you heat wood to high temps under no oxygen it just turns to charcoal

phams pls read a book

>>7213995
You've clearly never made it to step 10.

>>7207217
carbon dioxide doesn't.

>>7214059
>Durr, neither do my drug addled thoughts

>>7213640
>lose 40lbs in 40 hours
>step one: amputate one of your legs
>step two: ?
>step three: weight loss!

>>7213535
I'll buy that for a dollar!

(and twenty-nine cents, natch)

>>7213476
I don't see the problem with the pepperoni and cheese cup. There are times when you just want some meat and some cheese. Not a bad deal for three bucks.

>>7213038
Dat pic set off my chuckle reflex but >>7213008 put it into overdrive.
I should not be laughing at that as much as I am.

>>7211338
>>7204684
>>7211320

why would anyone purchase this when they could buy breasts

>>7207466
>not cakemeupinside

>>7214691
Because breasts are the worst part of all galliform birds.

>>7214730
>I can't cook

>>7207555
>>7213607

But it teaches the valuable lesson that if the girl you like is enough of a cunt she isn't worth it.

>>7212866
it looks peaceful, as if asleep...

>>7214059
I know this is bait but fuck it.

Take Dry Ice. (solid CO2) Place in pressurized environment and increase temp past it melting point. Solid CO2 becomes liquid CO2.
It melts. CO2 Phase diagram provided or proof.

>>7215236

Do you even know how to read a phase diagram?

>>7204647
>anime website
>complains about anime

>>7215284
what he said makes perfect sense
do you know how to read a phase diagram?
above 5.11 atm pressure, going from less tahn -56.4 C to more than -56.4 C would be CO2 melting

>>7215341
>yet another smart ass
>above 5.11 atm

And at 1 atm, what is by pure coincidence just about normal pressure around you and me and everyone else aaand most probably what GP was talking about, it goes into sublimation as the diagram perfectly shows.
So fuck that high pressure bullshit.

>>7204394
this

>>7213806
thanks, now I feel the need to think of a need to melt salt
I need to melt salt because I need to need to melt salt, that's my damn reason!

>>7214036
but you can melt charcoal

>>7215365
>pressure cooker
albeit a very expensive one

>>7215376
>If the pressure is increased to 10 atmospheres carbon (graphite) is observed to melt at 3550 °C.

these are good to put in your backpack and always have some funny little thing to show people, but I only ever ate one. had this weird powdery foam consistency. not good at all.
but CUPP KEYK gets me every time

>>7215388
And yet halloumi remains solid.

>>7204347
GOTTA COOK FAST

>>7212866
Sleep tight, oinkers!

>>7213476
I would eat the fuck out of that cucumber grinder

>>7213476
Not gonna lie, I'd eat the shit out of that pepperoni and cheese cup

>>7207563
I feel like an idiot, I actually went and searched for it on Youtube.

On the discussion of wood melting i'm just gonna leave this here
https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/1rwxne/could_i_melt_wood/

>>7204347
the fucking teeth! im slayed

>>7205626
god tier bicky

>>7206391
It's actually a series of staged photos by an artist.

>>7215365
liquid co2 is used to extract caffeine from coffee
>mfw drinkning your own homemade decaf coffee from freshly ground beans

>>7215365
>by pure coincidence
Are you joking?

>>7213090

>>7204347
Someone flayed the poor porcupine.
>>7212866
Hilarious package.

>>7204326
The shit that that cake has seen would kill lesser desserts.

>>7213806
>>7215373

>I'm making my own molten salt reactor you nosy bastard, that's why!

>>7215373

Melt salt let it cool just enough to get it to roll into a ball. Make it look like a jawbreaker. Give to someone as candy after its cooled.

Laugh at the reaction when they taste PURE FUCKING SALT!

>>7204347

>>7215236
so we've gone from "everything melts" to "it's theoretically possible to put anything into a liquid phase, assuming we can reach any combination of pressure and temperature"

what about neutrinos then huh?

>>7204347
this pic will never not be funny

>>7216033
Pulsar stars are liquid. They're neutrino soup.

>>7214896
No, it teaches you that anything is possible.

>>7216064
no, they aren't.

>>7211308
Not the same. "Nuts Incredible" are peanuts coated in some kind of cracker, and they're actually really good.

>>7216033
Okay I guess I will take it back Not everyThing melts. I guess I should Have said All Chemical substances, and mixtures of multiple chemical substances.

That aid Given that Phases of matter can only exist when referring to the mobility of the chemical bonds that hold a substance together the term can't refer to Individual Atoms or for that matter any form of sub atomic particle

>>7216064
I hate to say it but based on the above admission I must agree that since Neutrinos are subatomic and it is impossible for anything composed of less than 2 (different or similar) molecules to have a state of matter,

Neutrinos alone can not have a molecular state They can indeed not be melted nor can they even be said to be Solid Liquid Gas or Plasma. I dont think there really is a way to Define Particles in a way that can be represented reguarding states of matter as states of matter is a macroscopic concept.

>>7216170
Hate to say it but this person is right on this point. Neutron stars are certainly not neutrino soup Seriously Neutrinos are even a composition of Pulsars themselves but are a product of the formation of a neutron star's "birth" or rather rebirth since A neutron star is merely one of the rare forms of Stellar corpses.

Also pulsars arent liquid certain layers of a nuetron star are Fluid but there is a big difference in the term fluid and the term Liquid.
Gases and plasmas are fluids but not Liquids

As mentioned with pulsars Pulsars have a fluid Surface but that dosent mean they have a Liquid surface. Likely given the energy said to be emitted in a pulsar I imagine it is probably a Plasma.

Sorry I gotta concede the argument here,
Scientificaly speaking:
"Everything melts" is False.

Things can include Indivicual atoms/molecules, Subatomic particles, Waves or Energy. And all of these things can not have a State of matter. Therefore
Not all Things Melt.

Good job! >>7216033 You found an exception to my argument.

>>7205837

i love pasta carbonara

>>7216930
You seem real smart
>>7204311
pic related

>>7207589
> cheating on me, with a faggot FBI fuck
>>>/x/ is this way, my paranoid friend!

>>7216930
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