/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>yelling at your television

>>7203945
"WYNGZ" thats hilarious dude.

>WYNGZ
>with no wing meat

lol americans

I don't understand why people don't spend half the price on a better frozen pizza that spends less money on packaging/marketing, and just add their own fresh toppings.

>If some asshole brought this to my house
that is the definition of delivery

Digiorno is better than most chain pizza places these days

>>7203962
In what country is canned olives, canned anchovies, and grated cheese product "fresh ingredients"

>>7203969
>implying that would ever be the case
>implying that there is a single frozen pizza that can match one prepared fresh for you
>implying Pizza Hut alone is not better than Digiorno pizza

>>7203956
>>7203957
In America you cannot legally call them "wings" if they don't have wing meat

>>7204263
That should really be a thing everywhere, if it isn't already. Marketing shouldn't be misleading.

>>7203945

Technically he DID deliver it to you, bringing it to your house and all...

>>7203980
I dunno man. Pizza Hut is fucking nasty. I'm noticing more and more pizza places offering unbaked pizzas to take home and throw in your own oven. I guess that's the best "take and bake" option, but it seems fucking pointless to me. The whole reason I'm going to a pizza place is because you have the fucking pizza oven. Why am I sticking it in a conventional oven?

>>7204263
I see "boneless wings" on menus all the time. These bars and restaurants never seem to have any legal troubles.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wyngz

Why

>>7204492
>they're not wings , they're even better
Kek

>>7204316
>Why am I sticking it in a conventional oven?
People don't know any better.

Why they do know is that a freshly prepared pizza is better than a frozen one, but they want the convenience of eating it at home.

>>7203962

Why the fuck do you keep posting this? Fuck off.

>>7203945
>"In case the soggy bottom crust wasn't a giveaway, then I should specify that this is a Digiorno pizza that has been cooked in a conventional oven. It was not delivered from a facility with specialized ovens that can actually reach the proper temperature for cooking pizza, which exceeds the temperature range of most conventional ovens."

>>7203977

Italy?

>>7203962
Can you kindly fuck off and stop posting this picture.

Thing is though, flyovers really can't tell the difference.

>>7203962
Because flyovers.

>>7203962
That's just a flattened out stargazy pie.

freschetta brick oven > *

>>7204658

>>7203956
>WYNGZ

Wow, they don't uh... Have a high opinion of the targeted demographic do they? Fucking Hell that's depressing.

>>7205481
I thought it was more related to the whole "No actual wing meat present" thing

>>7205481
No. Their targeted demographic is niggers. And that makes money. Get over it faggit.

>>7204263
so why don't they call them chicken nugger(6) or something like that?

>>7205593
Nigger winzz

>>7204732
Good times!

>>7203957
PROTIP: WYNGZ (R) is so named because they cant call the sludge they are selling Wings by law.

>>7204658

How fucking drunk was the person that invented this?

>>7205660
>sludge
>literally just breaded breast meat chunks
k den cochise

calm down OP.
people only act like that in actual commericals or david lynch movies.