/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7192619
If they fed me that I would be back on crack vodka, meth and heroine instantly. Fukkin disgusting and a disgrace for all of life.

>>7192619
Dinner from last night

Chicken tits, broccoli, rice, salad

>>7192623
Fridge

We can eat whatever we want out out of here between 5am and 10pm

Hi mom
I've been uploading 7MB photos to a cooking website again so nobody that isn't on fiber can load them

Can you remind me how to get a free app on my phone to resize photos?

Love always, op

It's rehab, not the waldorf astoria.

Cereal bar

>>7192619
>>7192623
>>7192634

Well that explains why Amy didn't want to go.

Thanks for talking me out of rehab, OP.

I guess I'll just wait till I keel over from liver failure and see how things turn out.

Left over meatloaf

Why do they force you to drink fruit punch? Is that where they put your benzos?

That sounds like it would be the worst part.

>>7192667
Forgot pic

>>7192671
We aren't forced to drink it, I actually like the stuff.

And kek no benzos here bro. I had some in detox but they aren't allowed in treatment.

>>7192665
Spoiler alert:

Liver failure is incredibly painful and the hallucinations are terrifying

>>7192644
Shut up Aussie cunt

>>7192619
Rehab over christmas...

That's so /ck/ it hurts

>>7192649
Nice

>>7192726
Thanks for reminding me. My family isn't coming to visit.

hows the coffee anon?

>>7192753
Maxwell House

It's drinkable

>>7192753
This

do they allow you to cook? and use sharp knives?

>>7192619
What were you abusing?

>>7192780
Yep

>>7192787
Metric fucktons of bourbon

What do you even do in rehab?

>>7192619

4chan is what enabled your drug abuse in the past. The key to healthy rehabilitation is to let go of places/people/things that are a hindrance to your progress throughout this process.

Seems to me you're stuck in the past by bragging about your microwave sandwich. In all honesty you should probably never post here again and move on from the ties that bind...unless you're like all the other retards that think addiction can be conquered.

>>7192800
Learn about feelings and the 12 steps and why I was such a selfish drunken shit bag

>>7192806
You're a fag

are you doing rehab to lessen a jail sentence

what made you go into rehab?

>>7192815
Once you get out, you should get a corgi. Corgis are better than bourbon.

>>7192815

So repeat the same mistakes and just hope things change huh?

I look forward to you posting in the weekly alcoholic thread in a few weeks when the judge lets you out of that shithole.

Cheers faggot.

>>7192732
hope you get better buddy, hang in there and be tough

>>7192821
I almost died from a decade of hard drinking

Not facing any jail time, just trying to not die

>>7192853
Living is overrated

>rehab
You realize that all the drugs, therapy, etc that they charge you for only actually gets 10% of patients to quit? And even then they often reenter drug habits. Ibogaine is the only effective treatment for addiction.

>>7192884

Not him but this is like saying "you realise diets only work in 10% of the cases right? And even then most people get their weight back?" you stupid fuck.

>>7192865
Pic is me in the hospital a few weeks ago, doughs nozzle

>>7192884
Retarded shit

>>7192890
This

>>7192899
*douche nozzle

>>7192899
may your dubs bless you to a recovery that you can live with

>>7192899
I'd drink too if I looked like that

>>7192853

Hey Man. Merry Christmas from Texas.

Keep at it and try to stay positive.

>>7192899

Quick word:

Rehab isn't the final step, or even the mechanism to live well. It's simply a first step in resetting and basically stabilizing your health.

Don't buy into the 12 step/permanent victim mindset.

It's hard but, you've got to find who you are, minus the alchohol. Finding that dude is the key.

Don't allow the "I'm powerless" shit to graft on and take hold. It sets you up for a permanent failure/victim mindset and cycle.

You've got three options:

1: Drink. Die.
2: Don't drink. Live well.
3: Drink occasionally, becoming a 12-step fag who's life is defined by fear and slipups.

Go with 2. You've got to find that separate peace.


Good luck. Merry Christmas. You can do it.

Pic attached is awesome 21 year old tits.

>>7192884
The percentage of successful rehabilitations varies by institution. I've seen composite percentages ranging from 8% to 40-45% success rate. Where did you get 10%?

>>7192824
>one corgi, no ice

>>7192957
That botch is busted and 12 step has nothing to do with victim mentality.

Lunch

Tuna casserole, peas, corn, pasta salad, pickled peppers

>>7192619
>>7192623
>>7192671
When I was a kid and went to summer camp we called those drinks bug juice.

Dinner :

Corn dogs, cheese burger, fries, olives

>>7194008
Fire

Rehab looks nice. How much do I have to drink to get in here?

>>7192619
Glad you are trying to get better OP! I went to three weeks of rehab once and like you it was voluntary. Just try not to let the crappy food get you down and do the work and deal with your feels. It helped me kick a bad habit because I wanted to quit and it sounds like you want to to. Please keep posting rehab food! I havent seen it in awhile and it makes me lol. It's still better than hospital food where I live! Oh and I denied having visitors too. It made tings way easier for me to deal with things on my own.

>>7194135
I think just wanting to quit is enough

>>7194143
Thanks. I'll be here for at least 50 more days. The food isn't the best I've had but it's much better than living on whiskey, cigs, and 7-11 junk food.

>>7192957
so much autism in this post it hurts

Fuck, that food looks so bad I want to avoid rehab, now...

>>7192826
its funny cos' its true.

I came to /ck/ to open the appetite and now I want to drink

>>7194213
>I came to /ck/ to open the appetite