/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Looking at old people just reminds me of death.

What a sweet lady

>>7182310
She's so old half of her skin would flake off into every dish she makes.
Would not date/eat/10

>>7182317
>>7182320

Why don't your Grandmother's care about you? Are you such an incredible embarrassment than even your Grandmother's see you beyond reprieve?

That sucks.

Merry Christmas faggots.

>>7182326
It is what it is.
I only said I wouldn't date her, I didn't say I wouldn't fuck/rim her for hours.

>>7182337
And what the fuck does that have to do with her videos? She's cooking, not starring in a porno.

>>7182310
>Oma (Grandma in German)

Also Dutch

>>7182345
And I suppose you think Nigella is "cooking" too?

My Oma died a few years ago.

Thanks for reminding me, faggot.

>when she starts talking about her rolling pin
What is this sensation in my chest?

>>7182470

Is affection genuinely that alien of an emotion to you that you can no longer recognise it?

>>7182310

based oma

>>7182470

How big she smiles when she's talking about her Husband.

Everyone in this thread is being so rude because they don't want to get attached in the inevitability of such a sweet woman's loss.

I think that was wonderful.

Is there any way to get OMA hooked up with BASED Tom?

I mean Tom needs someone to help him not burn his grilled cheese since his wife isn't around anymore ;-;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq7_s8Y6uG8

grandmas are so fucking overrated

>>7182855

careful, your edges aren't child safe.

>>7182310
Please guys don't ruin this like /lit/ did to that cute youtuber chick

I wish my granny was still alive

>>7182310
>that Chef John music

>>7182507
>tear drops on the dough as she talked about Opa
>Oma, why is the pastry salty this year?

>you are now aware that the majority of historical Yuropoor immigrants to the US are of German descent

bet you didn't know that, did you?

Hmm? HMMMMMMM?

>sudameris bout to overtake that tho
>blacks still fucked, I feel bad for them

>>7182873

¿que?

>>7182878
I wish my granny was a tranny.

>>7182891
;_;

> walk into granmas kitchen
> touch a spatula
>"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE"
she doesnt like anyone in her kitchen. Apparently people would misplace things and she will look for hours.

WTF is going on with the milk?

>>7182940
ok I'm laughing pretty hard here. Wtf. Is it a decorated spoon or something? 2 fucking spooky 4 me

Witch confirmed.

I can see her being a dominatrix for the Nazi party in her youth.

>>7182326
Someone's gramma just died lol

>>7182310
Nudes?

>>7182873
>>7182902
For the love of God, somebody post it.

>>7182940

>MFW I CAME TO WATCH A COMFY OMA MAKING SWEETS AND SHE'S MAKING MILK FLOAT...

>>7182940

>>7182349

some people do like to cook

GOO GOO GA GA TAMPON BABY

>>7182940

>>7182940
fuck off retard

>>7183368

>being this mad about magic

Fucking Nazi

>made the crescent cookies
>they're delicious
Thank you based hausfrau

what the fuck is maggi

My oma died ten years ago and she was nothing like this oma, but now I miss her.

>>7183460
Did you miss the aroma of her rancid shit filled bloomers?

Is that chef john's music?

>>7183569
No it's the intro to Red Letter Media's Half In The Bag.

I wish my Oma was like her and not a raging old bitter bitch that sits around watching judge Judy all day.

>>7183415

Chanukah is over Schlomo.

>>7183023
>>7182326

It's incredibly delusional and naive to believe all old women are sweet people.

>>7184017

Women become tame and docile after menopause.

>>7184104
There are plenty who don't. I know some pretty drunk old people.

>>7184251

what does being drunk have to do with being mean? most drunk people are nice/funny.

maybe not the pathetic butthurt basement dwelling alcoholics of /ck/ but this oma has her shit together, look at her kitchen appliances alone

>>7184315

I didn't mean to insult all drunks, I should've said "mean drunks". They are mean drunks. Then you have the stereotypical mean bigoted grandmothers out there. Hell, there are plenty that can't cook to save their lives. I think if someone is seeing all old women as sweet grandmothers, they still have a childish perspective on aging.

>>7184318

>bigoted

Stopped reading.

>>7184446
Well aren't you an edgy tyke. The point is that a woman who screams about how terrible she thinks black people are isn't a sweet grandmother who bakes cookies for her grandchildren. Anyways, >>>/b/ is looking for you.

>>7184446
>being white is so tough, we have to work while all other races get handouts
This is what Trump voters actually believe

>>7184450
>Well aren't you an edgy tyke
>old women aren't grandmothers they're bigoted monsters!
>calling anyone edgy

>>7184450
I've seen some old, racist grandmothers who are sweet to their grandchildren. You must not understand the social constructs that lead to racism in society. Not every racist is an asshole to every single person in their lives.

>>7184500
>has never met a cranky racist old person
What fantasy land do you live in?

>>7184500

My point is that not all grandmothers are the same. If you actually got confused by that, you must be retarded.

wow what a bunch of sad cunts ITT

>>7184450
>>7184490

>trying this hard to turn a thread about a German grandmother into a poltical circle jerk.

>>7184546

>One person makes a big fuss about me saying not all grandmothers are the same
>Suddenly my fault

>>7184510
>>7184511

>racist
>bring bigoted against bigots
>somehow it's different

Your intolerance of other people's lifestyle choices is bigoted.

>>7184547

Why do you keep responding to me, I'm not the person you've been wasting your sjw logic on.

>>7184515

Most are. You must be a gigantic piece of shit if your own Grandmother is mean to you.

>>7182310

Those cresent cookies look nice. Now I want some. Off to the bakery /ck/, I'll cya later.

>>7184510

Not all grandmothers are sweet and not all racist grandmothers are terrible to their grandchildren. That's the point.

>>7184550

>responds to me
>"stop responding to me with things relevant to my post"

>>7184555
>You must be a gigantic piece of shit if your own Grandmother is mean to you.

Do you believe parents who abuse their children do so because their children are terrible?

What's going on in this thread? Where did /pol/ come from? This is a cooking board.

>>7184572

You brought it up out of your own misery and misery loves company. You will be spending Christmas alone hence the butthurt ITT. It's just you shitposting and talking to yourself which is fine, I don't expect better than that from any board on 4chan really.

Your Nan being mean or "waycisss" isn't the same thing as being abusive, physically or mentally. How polarized of a person are you that you construe insults as abuse?

>>7184583
>You brought it up out of your own misery and misery loves company. You will be spending Christmas alone hence the butthurt ITT. It's just you shitposting and talking to yourself which is fine, I don't expect better than that from any board on 4chan really.
>Your Nan being mean or "waycisss" isn't the same thing as being abusive, physically or mentally. How polarized of a person are you that you construe insults as abuse?

My grandmother is a sweetheart. I brought up the simple fact that not all grandmothers are the same and this is how you respond to it. Did that shatter your worldview?

>>7184583
Where the fuck did he say he was spending Christmas alone? Projecting much? All I see is you getting triggered by words that /pol/ taught you are a sign of the war on all single bitter lonely underemployed blue collar white men, and turning this thread into a soapbox to rant about why you're not a winner.

>>7184590

Not at all. If your blood relatives are mean to you it's foe a reason. Racism is a social construct that doesn't exist. Being judgemental is human nature. There is no difference. Everyone had their own preference and is entitled to it, if your grandmother decided to maintain her cultural heritage and reject others from intruding upon it it isn't racism, it's pride.

Significant difference. Completely off topic of the thread, glad you could find a soapbox to cry in yet another thread about oppressed and marginalized peoples.

Protip: the elderly are oppressed and marginalized people.

>>7184593

No one brought up race but you, champ.

Why doesn't your Grandmother bake you delicious Christmas cookies?

>>7184596
>grandmothers can't be abusive

This is literally the most retarded thing I've heard today, and considering the amount of time I spend on 4chan that is quite surprising. "My grandmother is a sweetheart" is the only thing he ever said about his grandmother. Projecting much? Yep, you even used the word "soapbox" that someone else threw at you. Pseudo-intellectual extraordinare.

>>7184599
Nope, wrong guy.

My Grandmother doesn't bake anymore because she's 100 years old and is weak and has terrible eyesight.

Why are you getting so defensive about your paranoid racist persecution complex?

>>7184610

Racism doesn't exist, stop shitposting, it's pathetic.

>>7184596

>Being judgemental is human nature.

That doesn't justify blind judgements. All judgement is not the same.

>>7184607

If your blood relatives are mean to you, it's your fault. You're an adult, you should spend less time shitposting and more time rebuilding the bridges you burn.

>>7184613
I'm sorry the beaners/niggers/wops/whatever took your jerrb. Really, I am. But you should have thought about that when you dropped out of school.

>>7184614

Yes it is.

Your refusal to accept the opinions of others is also bigoted which makes you a hypocrite. I'd rather talk about cookies and the OP video though.

>>7184615

Wow, for the third time: I'm not talking about my grandmother. Just because I don't have a bias against all elderly people, and understand the simple fact that not all of them are good people, doesn't mean I'm projecting anything against you. In fact, you've said more about this hypothetical mean grandmother than I've said about my own. That anon is right, I've literally only given one sentence about my own grandmother.

>>7184617

Has nothing to do with this thread. Laziest troll I've ever seen on this board. Why do you pretend to adhere to political correctness but use triggerwords and buzz based in "ignorance" and "racism"?

Which side of the fence do you truly sit on?

>>7184620

Why are you talking for all Grandmother's across the planet?

Are you yourself an elderly woman?

>>7184623
Paranoid unemployed loser, please take your agenda back to /b/ or wherever you came from, this is the food board. If you want to participate, I'm sure there is a food pantry near you, but you'd have to interact with minorities.

>>7184618

I accept the opinions of others, it doesn't mean I agree with it and it doesn't mean people can't be objectively wrong about judgements. This is how ignorant you are, I can literally use the words you said to justify calling a straight man a "homo". Your argument could justify literally anything the PC people you cry about has ever said. They attack straight white men? It's okay, it's judgement, and you're bigoted for not accepting it.

>>7184631

>go back to a board you've never been to
>ur wayciss
>I keep talking about race bc the OP video has a German person in it
>I can't stop shitposting

^that's you.

:^)

>>7184627
>talking for all Grandmother's

No, it's a simple fact that not all grandmothers have the same personality traits. Saying otherwise would be speaking for all grandmothers (no apostrophe).

>>7184623

It's so cute how much this guy projects onto other people. Everything you said could be more accurately apply to you.

>>7184638
>someone mentions a racist old person
>OH MY GOD THEY MUST BE TALKING ABOUT ME
>completely wrecks an entire thread just to push a quixotic notion about "racism isn't real"
Just go away

>>7184633

I don't care what other people say or do though.

Are you that pathetic that you need other people's vindication to feel justified in life?

That's horrible. Grow a backbone please and while we're at it we can talk about food and cooking.

>>7184640

I never brought up race...so...there's that.

>>7184648

Racism isn't real.

>>7184640

Most (if not all) women DO have the same traits, across species even...which is to nurture and protect their offspring, and their offspring as well. I don't feel bad about you being of poor stock. My family loves me, it's not the same for everyone I suppose. Can't shit where you eat...it's Christmas so it's the best time to try to make anmends.

>>7184650
>I don't care what other people say or do though.

>Are you that pathetic that you need other people's vindication to feel justified in life?

Well that's good that you're so nihlistic and edgy. Pic related. Considering we're on the topic of family members, though, there is room for abuse. A grandchild doesn't have much of a say if he's living with his grandmother and she's an abusive cunt of a woman. It's not my fault if I don't look the other way based on her age.

Why are you so defensive about this? Do you literally believe all grandmothers are the same? Answer these two questions, shed some light onto how someone could possibly think this way.

>>7184656
>I never brought up race...so...there's that.

I never said you did. Maybe if this board had post IDs....

German here and I have to laugh at the people jumping to conclusions just because OP mentioned Oma means grandmother in German. It's hilarious because she most probably isn't German at all. Her accent doesn't fit, you fucking retards. Maybe she's Dutch or whatever but not German.

>What? Me racist? As if I should give a fuck..

>>7184656
>I never brought up race...so...there's that.
>Racism isn't real.

Troll confirmed. Can we go back to talking about food now?

>>7184662
For the fourth time, my grandmother was a nice woman. In no way does me stating the simple fact that "not all grandmothers are the same" counts as projection.

>They're all women
>Thus they're all the same

Fuck I'm being trolled so hard, right?

>>7184663

Nearly all women are the same it's biological. It's not often that children wind up living with their grandparents...you're getting oddly specific.

Are your parents dead/useless and you got stuck being raised by your aging gradmother who resented you robbing her of her golden years, so she abused you?

I don't understand the precision focus of your insults. It's like you're yelling at yourself in a mirror but 4chan is the conduit.

>>7184674

Most if not all women are basically the same, yes.

>>7184682
>Nearly all women are the same it's biological. It's not often that children wind up living with their grandparents...you're getting oddly specific.

I'm giving examples of when grandmothers are not sweet and kind. They exist. When you reach the real world, which you will someday, you will probably get to know more old people besides your relatives. Such as in my case.

>Women are all women
>Thus old women are all sweethearts

If this is the logic you're going with....

>>7184682
This started with: >>7184017
>It's incredibly delusional and naive to believe all old women are sweet people.
And you've yet to given anything that proves this wrong.

/pol/, and /b/, I made a new thread for you, please go and stay there

>>7184702

Nearly all elderly women are the same. Yes.

>>7184702

The bullshit started here :

>>7184450
>>7184490

You niggers need to work some food related or retail jobs. Then you will know about old people.

>>7184733

>Nearly all elderly women are the same.

The same how?

>>7184735

Seriously people shouldn't get mad when someone points out basic facts. Of course not all elderly women are the same, they're not robots. I can't believe this pissed someone off.

>>7182470
>>7182891
;_;

>>7184745

>people doing what they like is annoying
>trying to force them to do what I like isn't annoying

That's why you'll always remain someone's subordinate...the golden rule of business= the customer is always right.

>>7184755

Maybe you should stop greentexting, because you're at this point where literally nothing you're quoting has anything to do with what was said. Complaining about crotchety old customers gets you thinking this guy is against "people doing what they like", and then you try to bring up this point that "the customer is always right"? I don't get you.

>>7184747

You're the same as every other biological woman. Nothing special.

>>7184761

Why can't you let people do as they so desire? You're trying to impose your rules and desires on them. Not everyone will bend/break to your demands...not everyone is your mommy.

>>7184755
Uh g7y... I only said you would know about types of old people.

That's it. I made no comment on my own observations or my opinions, just that you deal with a lot of older people in retail or food.

Also, I said you are a nigger, you nigger.

>>7184774
>Disagreeing with you is imposing rules

No wonder you thought the way you did when someone dared to challenge "the customer is always right".

>>7184781

All elderly men and women are the same unless you give them a reason to dislike you. Thay goes for people in general. The entire world isn't against you. Paranoid.

>>7184791

The customer IS always right. If you don't think so you'll never be able to open/maintain a business.

>>7184794

>The customer IS always right. If you don't think so you'll never be able to open/maintain a business.

Treating all customers as if they're right is completely different than actually believing all customers are right.


Furthermore, there is a problem if you truly believe that all elderly people are infallible and wise and that all negative treatment is the fault of the person receiving it.

>>7184814

I used the words "most" and "almost all" there are exceptions but generally speaking moat elderly people are wonderful...also grateful for people that understand their bodies have aged and things take longer to do than...let's say...the actions of an 18yo.

The customer is always right. End of story. If you don't believe this mantra you're not experienced enough in life yet.

>>7184794
When have I said anything about people being against me or what the fuck? What hole are you pulling this from?

The only opinion or statement I have made is that you are a nigger, you fucking nigger.

>>7184819
>The customer is always right. End of story. If you don't believe this mantra you're not experienced enough in life yet.

If you believe this, YOU'RE not experienced enough in life yet. Smart businesses can apply this mantra to their stores, but they're not obligated to believe in it. When you get your first job in customer service, you know right away that there are plenty of customers who are not in the right. There are plenty of customers who are generally abusive to employees and other customers and feel completely entitled to everything in the store. Customers are not right when they make demands that go against store policy, including outdated coupons.

It's a mantra, not a code to take literally and delude yourself into believing it's correct. This delusion is telltale from how you attacked my age over it.

Here's a good article I read about this very topic a few months ago:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/jaysondemers/2014/09/02/no-the-customer-is-not-always-right/

Applying this to your store and believing in it are two completely different things. Unless you can elaborate a little more without resorting to name calling, you're a minority in this opinion.

>>7184840
Correct
>>7184819
So wrong it hurts

>>7184823

Maybe it's the way you speak to people that has you alone on Christmas. Who knows. Keyboard cowboys are always impressive, defending the white race from behind a screen while never leaving the basement to do anything about it.

I have 5 blonde haired blue eyed children, why don't you have even one? Do women find you absolutely repulsive and deem you as an impractical mating partner?

All of that must be hard to shoulder, especially around this time of year.

>>7184819
>The customer is always right. End of story. If you don't believe this mantra you're not experienced enough in life yet.

This is absolutely fucking wrong and you know it. Deep down inside you know it. When you have a customer drive others out or ask for nonexistent discounts, you come back here.

>>7184849
>Keyboard cowboys are always impressive, defending the white race from behind a screen while never leaving the basement to do anything about it.

Can we bring "keyboard warrior" back as an insult? I like to be able to accuse people of hiding behind a keyboard when I'm doing the same.

>>7184840

Commercials and adverts work understanding that basically all normal people are the same and subject to the same influences. Keeping customers happy (the majority of them) will ensure repeat business and cash flow to said business owner.

>>7184851

Most people are generally the same. That's why medicine works too.

>>7184852

Yes. Sure.

>>7184854
You're right to some extent, but it's more of a generalization rather than something to take literally. Also advertisements tend to have a target audience, because not even all normal people are the same.

>>7184858
My point is "generally". You or whoever the other anon is is trying to claim that "customer is always right" is something to take literally without exceptions, and that's what's wrong.

>>7182310
>>7182310
did she used to be a nazi?

also the song reminds me of chef jon

>>7182318
What is this abomination?

>>7184840
The only customers who actually believe that the customer is always right are always the customers who are wrong.

They're always the ones who act like anyone in any form of customer service position is an indentured servant and expect you to bend over backwards to kiss their ass and treat them like royalty while they treat you like a piece of shit.

>>7184819
>The customer is always right. End of story. If you don't believe this mantra you're not experienced enough in life yet.

Could you use a tripcode so I can read more bluntly arrogant statements like this? Maybe "Walmart Manager" or something, since you sound like one.

>>7184819
>>7184851
A couple of years ago my company analyzed some data and found that like 20 contracts (always the lowest paying ones) were responsible for like 40% of the bullshit service calls and the majority of the complaints that management had to deal with, but some incredibly tiny fraction of revenue.

Management concluded that they were probably bad for our business whether they were customers or not, since they were an incredibly bitchy group. So better just not to have them as customers. So we announced a very specifically targeted price hike the next year to get them off our backs. Those contracts, as expected, cancelled their relationship with us and went to a competitor. Pretty much a win for everyone, except the competitor who didn't know what they were signing up.

tl;dr most customers are right, but with most customer complaints the customer is wrong

>>7184876
Well also managers. The managers who browse 4chan tend to be based, but this guy is probably a stereotypical Walmart manager. Might be a bias, but I've worked in Walmart when I was much younger.

>Customer is always right
>When you grow up you'll realize that

Pretty much ingrained into every depressed employee at that store.

>>7184864

>some extent
>most
>generally

>>7184883

Idiot.

>>7184887

>most

This response goes to all 3 of you. When in business making money is about making the majority happy, not the minority. You'll end up chasing tail and jumping like a puppy chasing down the stragglers and people that project misery out of the circumstances of their own shitty lives.

Generally...all people are the same, that's why medicine, psychiatry, adverts and food affect people in the same way.

People are people. We're basically all the same.

>>7184870

Yes, everyone from Germany is a Nazi. Go to Argentina where all the actual escaped Nazis went and complain at their grandchildren...hundreds of thousands of them exist.

>>7184897

Walmart doesn't exist in my country.

Ensuring a clients happiness guarantees repeat business. Sometimes even friendships form.

>>7184903
>This response goes to all 3 of you.

Disregarded. You should focus on the two posts you blatantly ignored and dismissed. One of them based on the word "generally"? Or was it the phrase "some extent"? I could understand his post. Could you not? Also I personally think my idea of you putting on a tripcode would be lovely. I love you.

>>7184903
>This response goes to all 3 of you. When in business making money is about making the majority happy, not the minority. You'll end up chasing tail and jumping like a puppy chasing down the stragglers and people that project misery out of the circumstances of their own shitty lives.

That's literally the point people are making here.

WHAT THE FUCK? Did you seriously just take "customer is always right" literally, flip flop, then quote a bunch of people and repeat their points to them?

>>7184918

No one is disagreeing with that. If your country's national language isn't English, I may forgive you a bit. The point is not to focus on the minority of customers who are pissy and are wrong. "The customer is always right" should read "most customers are right and have good intentions".

>>7184908
>everyone from Germany is a nazi

Well that goes without saying.

>>7184922

>you should do what I think you should do

Nah. Statement stands take it or leave it, or have an autistic meltdown over it...not my life to live.

>>7184918
>Ensuring a clients happiness guarantees repeat business.
Not when you run the business into the ground trying to please a few loudmouthed idiots who will never be happy with anything.

It's clear you don't own any businesses.

>>7184932

Well, this was a nice chat, you both concluded that none of us gives a fuck about what the other one is saying.

And with the cost of shitting all over a thread with semantics.

>>7184930

>I may forgive you

I don't need your pardons or approval to justify what I said.

People are generally all the same across the planet.

>>7184933

Hence why I said: make the majority happt, fuck the minority.

Minority= birthdefects of society= not even worth engaging.

>>7184933
>It's clear you don't own any businesses.

No, but he probably owns a lot of shit he wouldn't normally own had he not been loud at the grocery store.

>>7184938
>generally

That's the entire point. You're literally disagreeing with people who share the same views as you, because of your inability to grasp the English language.

>>7184936

Oma hausfrau baking lady would probably disapprove of the bantz ITT. TRUE.

>>7184947

>arguing with people that are agreeing with you.

I know, isn't it fun?

To add: no one is agreeing there's always a "but" injected into their (your) statements which is refuting what I said...further engaging me in this discussion.

Generally speaking everyone is the same, even old people.

>>7184933

I own a liquor store which is basically turn-key. All I have to do is ensure my clients have what they want, conversation and manners have little to do with thus business. They're always right..so I stock what they want.

>>7183175

>>7184988

This clipart is very offensive, please remove.

>>7184994

Wordart, faggot...

How is Oma pronounced? O-ma or Ohm-a

>>7185085
....that isn't wordart.

>You guys will disagree about anything.

i didn't know i could speak german so good

>>7185089

First pronunciation.

>>7185085
>No words
>Clipart in the filename
Calls it clipart

>>7185103
>>7185138

>people actually responded.

>>7185136
Thanks man.

>>7185143
>i was only pretending to be retarded

>>7185148

As long as you admit it.

>>7185089
She fries food in her house. So....

Oh my housefry

>>7182940
WITCH