/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7174554
I like it

>>7174554
go to del taco instead

Rolling for dubs in a cancer thread

>>7174571
>implying fast food isn't food

>>7174571
rawlin

>>7174574
Enjoy your cancer.

>>7174579
Where should I discuss fast food then??

>>7174577
henry rollins

>>7174580
/fit/

>>7174554
Yeah Bro. I love those.

Whenever Im drunk and got the "munchies", I always make sure to bring all my friends down to TACO BELL, where we can all have a good time while enjoying a delicious and totally affordable meal!

>>7174580
>Where should I discuss fast food then??

>>7174583
Wait, did you say TACO BELL? I love TACO BELL. I always get the DORITOS LOCOS TACO at TACO BELL. I get like 6 at TACO BELL. With the sauce they have at TACO BELL for my TACO BELL DOEITOS LOCOS TACOS.

>>7174577
Greetings. My name is Patrick Bateman™, and I have contacted you for important matters.

I have taken notice to your post. It is of high quality™, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number.

Your post-number is unlike any other that I've ever seen. It is unique, as no other will ever obtain your distinct strand of numbers, but that is not the only unique thing about it.

Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.

I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of quality™ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.

Here on /k/, it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked™ and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check™ and kek your repeating digits, for it is a matter of religious importance.

So, after all this patience and discussion, I will now check™ your repeating digits. Here I go: #Checked

Now that your repeating digits have been checked™ by me, it is now time for me to leave. I cannot spend all day checking your repeating digits, no matter how much I love them. The reason? More digits must be checked™.

>>7174587
u are 1 fooking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fookin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fookin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer.

why?

>>7174589
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS.

>>7174592
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

FUCKING CANCER FAGS!! EVERYTIME!!!

>>7174563
>del taco

My family out west always bragged about that place. I finally ate there and it was absolutely on par with The Bell. Same league.

>>7174597
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.

>>7174606

>>7174605
When I go to del taco I get the double cheeseburger. Highly recommend

>>7174607
WELL URE SUPAR GAII xDD

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>>7174606
fuck this board

i fuckign lub taco bell mang!

>>7174613

What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall shit fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.

>>7174618
i wish i hadn't seen that, i'm eating taco bell right now...

Taco Bell is my guilty pleasure. When I'm on a heath kick and cut out fast food it's the one place I end up still craving.

>>7174619
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>>7174627
have fun with your aids senpai

>>7174632
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>>7174628
you're so fucking disguisting kill yourself faggot!!

>>7174639

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>>7174638
nigger you best cut that shit out!

SaGe

>>7174645

You fucking nerds fucked up. You got my sister to post pictures of her tits on here and then put them on her fucking Facebook! Now she wants to kill herself. I've never even heard of this shitty site and now that I'm here I see why. It's nothing but cartoons and cats and gay shit! Chicks with dicks? You fucking dorks are dead. I fuck dudes like you up in school all the time! My cousin Jimmy works for Best Buy and he knows about computers you homos and we can have your addresses in a few minutes., then guess what? You're gonna have me at your door kickin your shit in! Oh yeah, that pic I posted? That's me suckers.

let's turn this into a gore thread guys. it's already fucked up as it is i mean mid as well.

>>7174650
the shit never ends

>>7174656
Damn str8 suqqa

I hate this board

lurking because im a ck newfag

POST YOUR DANKEST MEMES!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7174661
u srs m8?

>>7174655
nice dubs nigger!!

You cancerous faggots are worse than the drakeposters.

>>7174671
dnt be mean

>>7174605
False, I don't get the shits from del taco

im sick of this shit.

>>7174675
high impact spaghetti lover. my favourate..

You know, I hadn't been on /ck/ in a while, it used to be one of my main boards, but I stopped coming here, on account of how fucking awful this place is.

But it's been a few months since I've been on /ck/ and I thought "Y'know, maybe it wasn't that bad, maybe I should give it another shot."

And this, this was the first fucking thread on the page. At least I know I'm not going senile.

>>7174758
guys! hey guys! guys. guys a-are you listening? guys w-what if we.. guys are you listening? guys what we went to a taco bell , and just fucking killed ourselves.

>>7174554
i love their baja blast. i can't get enough of tha sheit nigguh

>>7174650
post a pic of your dead sister's tits nerd.

>>7174718
I remember as a kid hearing people talk about how people would get the shits, or would have heartburn and nasty effects from eating fast food in general.

That stuff never happened to me.

Now that I am getting older, and eating less fast food I am starting to feel gastronomic effects of it.

Taco Bell hits me the hardest for some reason. I get a comfy nostalgic feeling eating their chicken quesadillas (used to eat them a lot when I was young), but it just hits me like a ton of bricks later. I cant deal

flavourtown

way to

makin my

>>7174808
i know that feel

>>7174836

>11 IPs

>>7174655
What the fuck happened to this poor fella? Tried to fuck a grinder or something?

>>7174758
relax. the taco bell and five guys threads are mostly shills. paid shills.

nobody actually likes taco bell enough to go home and remember to post about it online. thought that would be obvious.

>>7174554
taco bell is good. it's good for when you're sick of burgers and fries. the problem is that literally every time after i eat it i get the shits the next morning. i thought the whole, "hurr taco bell diarrhea" bullshit that twinky kids talk about was just a meme, but my stomach just can't handle it.

also, i went there once at night and they told me they were out of rice and beans. so i tried to order a cheesy gordita crunch and they told me they were out of gordita shells, and that the "meat hose" stopped working. so i asked what the fuck could i order if you're out of everything and the response i got was "i dont know."

i drove off and hit the wendy's up the street.

flavourtown

way to

makin my

>>7175633
check em" flavourtown dubs

>>7174554
What are you talking about? They stopped selling these months ago for me. They just have the Volcano one now.

>>7174554
my shit niqqa

mods why did you delete all my shitposts