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You see this fat fuck?

I don't care about his shitty recipes, his constant money grabbing, or his shitty personality. Hell, I'm not even mad at the congeled shit he calls the BEST SAUCES.


The worst thing about this cunt... the most enraging, and cancerous thing... is this little 'hand over mouth while rolling eyes' thing he does every time he tastes the putrid swap water he makes.

That, and that almost every single one of his knives, cutting boards, containers, tableware and appliances are made of plastic, seem cheap, and bought at the dollar store.

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>>7170009
Good, good let the hate flow through you

>> No.7170023
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fangs for posting :)

>> No.7170024

Nah, the worst thing about him is that you keep spamming his videos all over /ck/.

Take it to /b/; it's just e-celeb worship at this point anyway.

>> No.7170049

>>7170009
His recipes seem simple enough to make and pretty tasty despite alot of them being extremely unhealthy.

I plan on making that Glögg or pumpkin yogurt thing for Christmas.

>> No.7170057
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B E A U T I F U L
EAUTIFUL
AUTIFUL
UTIFUL
TIFUL
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>> No.7170063

>>7170024
shut up faggot
>u r ruining my secret club

>>7170009
Don't forget about the tongue reaching out from his stupid chubby mouth every time he takes a big ass bite of something. It's like he's been stranded in the desert and someone has finally graced him with a bottle of water.

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>>7170009
>being this in love with the King of Cu/ck/

'tis a /beautiful/ thing

>> No.7170077

>>7170009
You sound like you want to cook and eat his flash, n'est-ce pas?

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>>7170009
>mm
*hand moves up, parallel to ear and moves in slow circles*
>mm, man guys
*covers mouth with hand as if the mic won't pick up the sound of talking with your mouthful anyway*
>oh man guys I wish you could taste this
>WOO, lots of pepper
>tastes beautiful guys, you gotta try this
*finally swallows, but does not remove hand yet*
*coughs*
>WOO, lol, sorry guys. lotsa pepper. I like it peppery.
*critiques dish by listing the ingredients*
>man, that cheese, that jello, the pimentos...came together so beautifully. you HAVE to try this.

>> No.7170120

>>7170009
>have you seen the King of /ck/ on this board, /ck/?

ru fookin srs, m8

>> No.7170153

>>7170009
Where's this guy's channel? I guess I need to see for myself.

>> No.7170164

>>7170153
https://www.youtube.com/user/jakatak69

>> No.7170167

>>7170153
type cooking with jack into youtube. have a fucking blast dude. may I suggest the party cheese salad recipe

>> No.7170188

>>7170153
ALL ABOARD THE JACK TRAIN

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>>7170023

>> No.7170242

>>7170009
Thanks for the views and the $.
Love
Jack

>> No.7170340

>>7170242
>watching youtube without ad blockers ever

fucking end yourself

>> No.7170341

POST YOUR FAVE JACKS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

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>Sorry to eat in front of you, it's just so good.

>> No.7170371

>>7170341
>it looks beautiful
>idn't it gr8?
>looks awesome.

ok.

>> No.7170373

>>7170341
SALAD NIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM

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>not liking jack