/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Im waiting

The meats cooked, lay on a slice of extra mature cheddar (none of that Kraft nonsense) and wrap in foil.

You see where we're going with this?
:-)

>>7162545
Straight into the trash?

>>7162547
Possibly.

The king has his watchful eyes on you, don't dissapoint!

1 beaten egg in the pan, cooked and folded
Little bit of black pepper in there.

The world's finest cookware.
:^)

English muffin, toasted and spread with some hollandaise.

>>7162596
come on man, out with it

>>7162523
I hope this is going to be worth it, OP.

>>7162523
add eggs.

>>7162625
read the thread M8.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???

>>7162629
Yum. But I just ate half a pound of carrots, I'm full.

>>7162629
>all that grease

My work here is done.

>>7162629
Holy fuck !!!

>>7162651
>I don't like fatty foods
If you lack self control such that you can't eat this shit in moderation, and have to adjust your entire diet to avoid cravings and temptation, you should probably kill yourself.

>>7162577
>>7162655

Nobody takes you seriously when you post a dinky bazaar pocket knife like that around here and call it a kitchen tool.

>>7162629
would devour and have cardiac arrest/10

looks like a good hangover cure

>>7162629
If that's one egg, it's rather large, and there is definitely more cheese and hollandaise than you showed earlier.

>>7162629

>>7162684
You're the only person taking the shitposting seriously my friend. I'm sure he's having a giggle at your expense.

>>7162684
>pocket knife
I wish you'd carry it around in your pocket. Prevent you from reproducing eventually.
>completelymissingthepoint.jpg
Check the guys name out....

>>7162684
You sound like you're an authority on knives, please, tell me more.

>>7162629
I'm hungover as fuck and you just inspired my breakfast.

10/10

>>7162684
>pocket knife
>fixed blade scandi grind, bushcraft knife
choose one, retard.

>>7162680
more like it just wouldn't taste good, you gluttonous mongoloid. fried pork, cheese, mayo, and eggs with nothing to cut through all of the grease like pickled veg or anything.

good food has balance, it's not just GREASY SALT GREASE GREASE.

>>7162680
no no you misunderstood

take another look at that burger, it's basically completely wet bellow the patty

i really just dislike it when the bun gets soggy

also
>having a diet
baka senpai what are you doing?

>>7162711
>pickled veg
on a breakfast muffin?

>>7162717
yes

>>7162711
>hollandaise
>mayonnaise
>the same thing
Ok you smart faggot. What about occasional indulgence makes you a glutton exactly? Yeah balance is great for nice food but removing pickled vegetables doesn't turn that burger from great to shit. If you wouldn't eat that while hung over then you're a colossal twat and you can continue to throw strawmen around like a real autist since that's the only way you can construct an argument.

>>7162712
To be fair I would have drained the meat on a paper towel but would not change anything else about the burger.

>>7162735
>if you wouldn't eat that when you feel sick from consuming drugs then u r a fgt
lol ok

>>7162741
>>7162741
Get a load of this stuck up straight edge wanker. Good for you if you like living a completely wholesome unindulgent lifestyle, but you should probably fuck off somewhere people would be more willing to talk to you about it. I'm sure someone like you has more wholesome, constructive things to be doing than trolling around on a board populated by scum, since such hedonistic enjoyment is so evil.

>>7162739
I hate faggots like you. Dabbing the fucking oil off your pizza. Just eat that shit

is this the same guy who did the crock pot meatball recipe the other day?

>>7162629

>>7162691

>taking the shitposting seriously
>reverse-trolling /k/ crossboarders

You decide.

>>7162700
>>7162697
>>7162710

>check the guys name out....
>mora guy

More a guy than what? I don't understand what he's trying to prove.

>>7162767
>Mora
Google.

>>7162782

It was a joke, anon.

Anyone who's been here for more than a year has seen /k/ circle jerk about their cheep Swedish pocket knives.

Strangely enough, anytime someone feels the need to post multiple pics of their little pocket knives, or better yet their guns, the actual food they post is always mediocre slop, and never really seems to be the primary point of the thread.

This coming from someone who almost always welcomes OC threads.

>>7162840
kek.

>>7162684
What's wrong with Mora knives?

>>7162840
Progun was a good guy

>>7162840
>multiple pics of their little pocket knives,
god forbid we have knives on a food and cooking board, eh?
See, your disparaging comments indicate to me that you're pretty ignorant.

>>7162880

/ck/ has knife threads almost nonstop, but you're not going to see anyone post these "more a man" knives in them...

>>7162886
This isn't a knife thread, anon.

>>7162886
>"more a man"
OP did not once imply this.

>>7162904

>more a guy

>>7162908
>Mora
They're a make of bushcraft knife you fucking idiot. That's what the knives in the pictures were, Moras.
You absolute fuckwit! You have got to be a woman.

>>7162914

>you have got to be a woman

That must make you more a man, and I bet you love hearing it.

>>7162919
Jesus.......

>>7162908
>my sides

>>7162914

>innawoods type comes back from the bush to restock on supplies after whatever it was that was supposed to happen hasn't yet happened
>wifey cooks him wifey material food
>more a man starts thread on 4chan in order to show off the best meal he's had in months, and give the slip to big brother by remaining anonymous

You really need to interact with actual humans more often, anon.

>>7162966
This thread is fucking brilliant!

>>7162919
Man hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, militant lesbian detected

>>7163013

There's a reason most al/ck/s choose not to use names/trips.

(It's because sometimes you forget to take them off when you bump your own thread.)

>>7163042
Guilty.
Lezza.

>>7162684
it cuts fine if sharp no problems. not sure if i would try to dice up onions with it tho.

>>7162523
Biscuits and Gravy

>>7162629
I've never been much of a health guy but holy shit anon.

Post Moar Mora

>>7164512

>>7164512

MOAR
MORA

>>7164512
MOAR
O
R
A

>>7164512
EVENMOARMORA

>>7162735
>hollandaise
>egg and butter
>mayo
>egg and oil
are you some kind of fucking retard?

>>7164512

>post moar mora

I got you covered, anon.

>>7162629
You actually ate that thing?

>>7162629
You disgusting, American, Hamplanet.
Kill yourself.

>>7162868
yeah i miss progun. he just stopped?

>>7166763
He walks amongst us still.

>>7162629
>>7162629

>>7162655
>buying knives off massdrop
Smh senpai

>>7162596
as an english, that is not an english muffin, its a fucking roll

this is a muffin

>>7162756
you disgusting degenerate, eating that sandwich would literally be like drinking grease desu

>>7168313
Those were called English muffins on great British bake off

>>7168313
>as an English
Nice try, foreign fag.

At least in 'Murica.

>>7164842
looks like a lot of pain compared to a chef knife