/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7128857

>cured meats and cheese

Very fancy

>>7128857
>Lone Star

My nigga! Are you from Texas?

first off this is a continuation of >>7089071
>>7128865
actually the super rare chocolate candy corn really kicks it up a notch imho family

>>7128866
yes houston in the ghetto


I'm going to pick up where I left off kind of, last saturday, friends over, makin ribs


>dry rub on bout to pop these in the oven because raining plus too poor to use my grill for 3 hours

raining hard, waiting on guests still, poor kitties in rain, very stressful

guests arrive!

one brings taco truck burritos for app and the other brings 100s of ounces of beer, what an glorious occasion!

sorry this is just a recap so im trying to fly through it before i leave for work

ribs are done

wala

was actually really good besides not having my sides game thought out

Alright im gonna go to work, tonight I will do some live cooking

this was club crackers garlic hummus and my pickled ghost pepper jalepenos, just so my friend could sample the heat

>dat elegant plating

Mine is by far winning.

>>7128972

>>7128857
>snacking

>>7128857
>eating literal wax as a snack

Vomit inducing.

my new outdoor kitty, I made it a box fort cuz its cold right now

>>7129047
Bring it inside, dick. Also, backfill that space under your porch or it's going to crack

>>7129009
You're trying WAY too hard.

>>7128906
>first off this is a continuation of >>7089071 →
Yeeeeeees

>>7129066
i am at maximum capacity for inside kittys, but i will feed and help the outside ones stay warm

>>7129075
Yeah not at all. I had a dinner party.

>>7128857
Are you drinking out of a mason jar? If so, fuck you

ebin blog m8

>>7128906
>bulleit rye
at least theres one good thing in this picture

Some very luxurious grass fed cage free oranges

>>7129131
Jesus Christ do you post your whole life on snap? 200+ seconds? Kill yourself

>>7128857
That plate needs some doritos or saltines on it.

>>7129009
>224 second snap

Protip: If you have to snap about how great your party is, it's probably not so great.

>>7129136
its a glass from buffalo bayou brewing co tour so frig off m8

>>7130135
>>7130199
guys pls no bully, we cant all throw puff daddy tier parties

so we had a chicken wing feast at work so i decided to stop on the way home and go full ethnic

imma take a nap i will get up and cook in a few hours

>>7130135
It was my kids first birthday party.
You are one salty angry fuck aren't you????
All that butt hurt about me having a party?

>>7130311
>we cant all throw puff daddy tier parties
>instead of enjoying my parties me being poor justifies me documenting my party for people who didn't care enough to be there

>>7130739
And ftr, I don't have Facebook or anything like that, but I am friends with tons of family on snap, so I posted on my story for family and friends that couldn't make it. My kids first birthday, imo is worth every fucking second of a chance I could snap and add to my story and go back and save it later, because hosting a party for 50+ people is exhausting, and it was a way to insure I had a sliver of a memory I recorded myself instead of the guests forwarding me their pics.

Wow /ck/ this is the treatment I get for posting a great cheese board? ????????

>>7130747
go die in a fire

>>7130739
>>7130747
poster, calm down

>>7129009
>wearing sandals inside

>>7130757
>summer

>>7130759
>winter

>>7130769
Because pictures can't be taken at any other point in time.

>>7130772
posting a picture from 6 months ago to claim you are winning in a /ck/ thread is definitely not winning

>>7130781

>>7130785

Your all fat fucks.

r8 my classy sausages and pickled onion dinner

>>7130821
legitimately almost vomitted

Would you little chuckle heads stop farting my blog up over a cheese platter geez

>burrito

>>7130952
I like the cats name OP. used to work second shift too and would get drunk all the time after and its much better than working normal hours and getting drunk after

>>7131081
yes it fits my life, ive always been a night owl and before this i did security and had to wake up at normie hours and it killed me

so went to mambos

1st coarse
>a mango chilada

2nd coarse
>a few oysters

3rd coarse
>go to bathroom and drink whiskey

4th coarse
>giant plate of shramps and rice

alright drinking a few beers and about to walk to the corner store for one final ingredient before i cook

>>7131184
You going to cook the cat?

>>7131193
do you want me to? I would do anything for your approval anon :3

>>7131113
>>7131114
>>7131116
>>7131119
>coarse

>>7131204
No, no please don't.

>>7128857
at least it's on a plate (albeit paper) and not on your lap/keyboard

Walking

Final ingredient achieved

>>7128926
looks epic

Bit of a toot

habbening

>>7131810
turn on cnn and get comfy there's an actual habbening going on

>>7131810

You're making guacamole...hmm...

>>7131814
>live footage of a possible shooting at a san bernardino trauma center

o jeez ur right.

>>7131814
a shooting near LA, Im sorry for any victims but this is not earth shattering habbenings, shit sucks tho

i lost like half my 'cados to brown spots never forget

>>7131818
yes, added a minced ghost peper jalepeno slice

>>7131830
i'd consider it a habbening because it's live. if it wasn't then i would have agreed.

>>7131836
yeah it's messed up, hard to get surprised anymore what people are capable of, we'll see if it's gangs terrists or just normal crazy people

>>7128857
At least you aren't a vegançuck lmao

>>7131847
its not gangs its an office building in an industrial area. the building helps kids with learning disabilities.

Dinner.

>>7128906
Are you a niggie?

>>7131867
depends who you ask Im sure

>>7131862
>People make a profit from these
Why am i still wageslaving?

there is mold on my grill

alright not gonna beat around the bush here im about to make a burger so memey some of you will ragequit, i may even throw some 'cha in now that i think about it and it will taste delicious

>>7132002
Killing it with fire seems appropriate.

>>7132016
guacamole burger with bacon and sriracha on a pretzel bun? with pickled peppers unless you have pickled red onions around there somewhere

>>7132023
you do not know the true depths of my meme-ery, there will be guac, that is all i will say

i do not use bacon on burgers it screws with the structure

>>7132045
what about bacon bits mixed in with a sriracha based salsa to go with the guac?

>>7132002
>grill mold
>scrape off and use as fancy natural seasoning

>>7132046
1st fry

Was waiting for the tacos to arrive. :)

>>7132093

>milk in a plastic cup using a straw

>>7132892
>>7132894
when did you move to australia

>>7132126
fucking a. Milk ain't right out of plastic.

>>7128857
I almost know that feel. I think. No, I don't. But I have eaten American cheese before. Unfortunate.

>>7132894
its ok you fuck its not like you hyped up this meme burger and got me excited or anything. go fuck yourself. I love you.

Is this the drunk anon that pretended his house exploded and had a plastic tupperware container of candy corn with candy corn pumpkins?

>>7128940
Fucking sweet baby rays. My nigga

>>7133610
you should try reading the OP before you comment. and you should also try reading the thread before you comment. then less people will hate you for being such a huge faggot

>>7133625
The OP didn't indicate shit about the previous thread. Kill yourself.

>>7131862
those are the saddest oreos ive ever seen

>>7131114
wheres the horseradish?

>tfw from houston and living in nyc temporarily on bidness

Feels good to see these pics
>>7131282
>>7131298

>this thread
How did this board become so pretentious about food while not even knowing how to cook?

Would OP please stop passing out while cooking/posting?

>>7133634
Only that this thread is a sequel to the last one, asshat.

>>7132934
kek

>>7130821
Oh fuck that looks good. Ignore that retard who almost vomited.

Lol sorry guys got called into work early had to eat and run, I'll finish

2nd fry

>I pop them in the freezer between fries

>>7129009
dope

Super secret special sauce

3rd fry

Assembly

>dat overcooked egg:(

>>7129047
This Houston bro is the best thing going on /ck/ lately. Nice work friend. Appreciate the interesting threads

80/20 chuck
Havarti
Grilled onion and poblano
Half assed fried egg
Spicy guacamole with ghost pepper
Whataburger mustard
'Cha mayo
Jalepeno cheddar bagel toasted

Was darn good but not enough meme desu senpai

Tex mex!

This cat is busted as hell poor kitty

>I'm naming it Turbo

>>7134795
How many cats do you have?

>>7134337
Looks like an disease but I'd eat it.

>>7134781
is that an el rodeo

That is fajitas brochetta from El palenque at 45 and 2920, pretty decent


>bar door

>>7134918
2 inside but I do what I can for the hobo kitties

lazy dinner

need to load up on calories very long hard work day tomorrow, so around 2000 calories should do it

>>7136183
that's a lotta food boss

dessert

me and patti watching wacky animal vids

>>7132126
>he doesn't drink milk through a straw
I bet you don't blow bubbles in it either. You fucking tryhard.

>>7136264
damn nice screen.

I live in downtown philly right by the train station where all the homeless spend the night in the winter so I kinda treat them like you treat cats. I gave 2 orders of hashbrowns a coffee and a breakfast sandwich from dunkin donuts for them to split tonight

>>7134321
>Lawry's

My man.

>>7135070
I'd eat anything OP put in front of me.

>his dick also :)

>>7136314
nice i dont like the homeless people here they are cunts, ask me for cigarettes and when i tell them i dont smoke they give me attitude

>>7136896
;^)

>>7130952
das keyboard?

>>7129047
>>7129082
You are a good man.

>>7137016
sup OP I didnt have anything to do today so you inspired me. I woke up at 1pm ate a left over sandwich and I'm currently making lasagna and drinking

Just got out of work, gonna eat tacos and go back for round 2

Not a bad spread for $6

>>7138178
whats in the styrofoam cup

>>7138181
Free charro beans,pretty good on a chilly day

>>7138187
And yes my fingers are repulsive, I have a dirty job

>he doesn't get drunk and eat a cacti before going to work

>>7138187
>dat finger dirt

you didnt mention that your work is outdoors. I assumed it was warehouse work when you said it was labor heavy

>>7138204
It is ware house work, still dirty work though, I clean up nice I promise, right now I sweat mud tho

>this guy

>>7134312

You don't need to fry them that much idiot. Just blanch the potatoes until they're about to break, then put them in the fridge 'til they're dry and then fry them in sunflower oil ONCE. = perfect potatoes

>>7138216
is that a muslim in a cowboy hat?

why kind of shit are you storing in that warehouse? when I did warehouse work it was pretty rare shit came that dirty plus we had vacuums to clean the tops of the boxes off. we were opening the boxes and making things out of whats inside though

>>7128972
this ain't what real hummus looks like nigga

>>7138226
that was a weird mexican in a black leather trench coat wearing a sombrero

everything is just slightly covered in dust/dirt, after touching enough stuff i end up covered

>>7138223
its cool i understand that you dont like extra crispy taters without overcooking the inside, its the same method for wings if you want them to come out crisp like BW3

>>7138178
not bad at all

>>7128906
>family
>not sempai

You need to be more Japanese.

Drunk

Drunk

>>7140891
>>7141183
You're a true inspiration to Al/ck's everywhere.

>>7130311
buffalo bayou is pretty ok, cheers HOU buddy

>>7129159
for real though, bulleit rye is the shit.

>>7140891
>dat four corners doe

What is with the paper plates? I see them everywhere on /ck/ and I just don't understand it. Is everybody too lazy to wash a single plate?

>>7141311
have you ever tried to wash melted cheese off a plate?

>>7141458

>>7141488
then I have to wash my razor blade

>>7131850
>no fiber in chicken, days worth in those chick peas
>thinking you need that much protein

Enjoy your high cholesterol and colon cancer.

>>7136183
Jesus Christ! Did you just look at the menu there and just say "OK, ill take everything listed in the first panel, also don't forget the gross of mustard sauce"

>>7136264
My cat thinks your cat has a nice tail.

>>7141865
our cats should fuq

>relleno de rays from alicias mex restaraunt

their mareritas is bomb son

>>7130821
Get some plates that don't like like paper plates.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxAWAQ-nDVQ

cold out poor dumpster kitteh

turbo gets more grub so he/she wont die

>dat fine dining experience

batton' down the hatches Turbo!

>eating reheated mcnuggers

>>7142184
>>7142298
>>7142340
>>7142347
>>7142354
Hammered drunk here. Doing my best to type well and I'm doin a solid job. I would love to cook a meal for you. The fact that you're takin care of kitties is all I need to know about you. Keep it up dude, I have 2 kitties and an old dog of my own and I would kill someone without blinkin for my animals. You have wildly powerful karma headin your way.

again, hammered, sick iof tryin to type well. jesus. keep those we baby pretty kitties alive and you'll be good to go.

take it easy man!

>>7135919
you're a nice person, i luv u
kitties need luv

going to work on my sunday fuck this gay earth

>>7142354
Did you backfill under your porch yet, you lazy fucker?

I do not have a dirt sorry

>>7131119
>giant
What are you, European? I'd eat two of those as a snack between dinner and second dinner

>>7142354
I love you man, taking care of dem cats. Breaks my heart.

>>7129075
Literally all he has done is lay it on a board you irredeemable deadbeat

What part of Houston? Montrose here, no homo.

>>7144231
greenspoint area

got a friend comin out
might do something

>>7141575
> Thinking there aren't a literal shitload of people who need that much protein
the entirety of /fit/ would like to have a word with you

plus
> 2015
> Not being able to balance a diet
> Thinking high protein is in any way harmful

Was gonna cook something and and I'm lazy and I don't really like stew but my mom made me some stew so I'm eating leftover stew

>>7138178
where'd you get this for only 6 bucks.

>>7146161
Taco truck off airline drive

Fed Turbo now I'm gonna pass out

>>7146231
Have a good time passing out!

>>7146231
>airline drive

wew lad. Do you know Spanish?

>>7146264
i know taco truck spanish

This beer taste like ass hole

>I may or may not know what ass hole taste like

>>7140891
m8 how wud u r8 the volca sample

>>7146231
sleep tight turbo

>>7147630
My friend has the whole set and I know he likes it best, still getting his samples together he says a lot of people mistake it for a sampler but you have to load your own samples on it

OP wut you cooking tonight.?
I got this going on

I'm working I may cook a little something but I have to be back here early. ..such is life

Gonna drink beer and go to the store and find something to cook

>>7147895
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?

>>7149670
2 ribeyes being sous vide-ed in a cooler @ 130°F!
And this is after searing

>>7149670
le sous vide

WA LA

>>7148892
Is Pabst good? I've heard that it's a trendy hip beer, never tasted it though.

>>7150048
it was the best cheap beer before the hipsters got to it, now its a bit overpriced

>>7149956
Looks good OP. Diggin these threads. Take care of them kitties, they look like nice little guys.

>>7150350
im op that wasnt op but its a nice lookin steak, i dont got soux vide money:(

Time for some afternoon delight before heading to the dog park

Not sure why it's sideways...

>>7150665
>that chipped rocks glass
Careful my friend. You don't want to drunkenly slice your lip or tongue open. Take it from my experience.

>>7150296
Compared to what though? I'm a Pabst drinker and although the price has gone up because of hipsters, what comparably or cheaper priced beer is as good? None I've come across.

>>7150708
its still the best cheap beer imo, i liked it more when i could get a 6er of 16oz for $5 though


anyhow, heres my haul from last night, not a ton of stuff but i have some things i need to use up still. not sure what imma do with it yet but i have a few ideas

>>7150665
its sideways because you took the picture vertically and 4chan and smartphones hate each other and refuse to cooperate with each other. take it horizontally or crop it a little bit and they'll post verticle

>>7150758
whats in the middle bag

>>7134308
>what's samourai saus

>>7129009

>too good to be in the thread
>too bad to actually be fancy or good.

>>7130952
>tfw never had a proper burrito or taco in my life.

>>7150665
well now i must drink the rest of my scotch

>>7150787
frozen shramps

>>7150795
I am deeply sorry, i practically live off the shit out of convenience

>>7150807
thought they were shramps but its weird they said they were "made" in america. I wanted to buy some today but fuck ass trader joes was out of them

>>7150812
it says that because there are a lot of shrimp coming from india and china and nobody wants that, especially when I live in a coastal area

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVevvbFNKiY

>>7150686
Copy that. Had it for a minute with the chip and no bleeding. At least as far as I can remember!

>>7150807
Scotchy scotch scotch

Got some romaine and reliable Canadian club to have salad with some grilled thighs tonight
Also, I cook for two.... Hence the plethora

Tomb Raider on Netflix
Salad spinning
Coals burning
Whisky sipping
Hello from Georgia

>>7151227
Diggin that set up dude, GA resident here as well. Where you from? I'm Roswell area.

>>7128857
>Lone Star
Good taste.

>>7151252
Buford! Near Lake Lanier

Aye OP, I noticed you had the olive garden dressing as well. It's baller. So are the croutons.
Also, doggo tired from the park.
And I got the thighs seasoned

Salad demolished
Thighs on the grill
Only half will be eaten tonight, the rest will be frozen, vacuum sealed, and saved for later
OP, I'm board, not trying to steal your post btw!

Apologies for it being upside down

>>7150708
I prefer Modelo. I haven't had Pabst in a while though, I may have to give it another try this week.

>>7151288
Cool man, haven't been up there in a minute. Used to do some kayaking up there just below Buford Dam. Been meaning to kayak from Buford Dam down to Roswell, but haven't found out the best way to do it logistically.

>>7151288
Olive garden salad dressing is the shit, it's all good man I'm at work gonna cook something at some point later

>Philly with onions and hot peppers

>>7151370
Hot Italian

>not eating 2 sandwiches for dem gainz

>>7151370
Shit fire that looks tasty
My thighs are still cooking....
Not enough heat so it's gonna take too long. >>7151360
Jeez man I love driving thru there. I've stopped just about everywhere north of the damn. Especially the place I can take the dog. Never been south of the dam or even on the lake unfortunately. I'd certainly buy some kayaks to dick around though

Night folks!
Whisky treated me right
Yes, these were fully cooked. All. The. Way. Through.
Looking forward to OP cookin

>>7147895
what's ur setup?

>>7128909
Fuck your cats, faggot.

>>7149956
>spend literally 4 days slow-cooking something to retain moisture
>cuts it up the middle and wastes all of the moisture

good job, looks good though

>>7142168
its the design

>>7150708
>>7150758
>>7151315
High life is comparable. Not as sweet as pbr. Usually a hair cheaper too, around here. I like pbr but it's my backup to high life.

Grainbelt and rolling rock are on deck too.

Anything more expensive is money best spent on nicer craft shit. If I'm drinking anything cheaper I'm prolly already drunk

>>7142568
>Hammered drunk here. Doing my best to type well and I'm doin a solid job. I would love to cook a meal for you. The fact that you're takin care of kitties is all I need to know about you. Keep it up dude, I have 2 kitties and an old dog of my own and I would kill someone without blinkin for my animals. You have wildly powerful karma headin your way.
>again, hammered, sick iof tryin to type well. jesus. keep those we baby pretty kitties alive and you'll be good to go.
>take it easy man!

screencapped

>>7129047
>2015
>letting cats outside
That shit pisses me off like no other

>>7152976
That was me, why'd you cap it?

>>7152988
Not sure if you're referring to OP or the random person that let that cat run wild. OP mentioned that he can't take another cat into his home, so at the very least he's givin' the little kitty some shelter and food. Hopefully you're not raggin on our kind and altruistic OP.

Lookin forward to OP's next adventure/meal.

>>7152572
k

>>7152902
ug friend, high life is over carbonated and no where near the flavor of glorious pbr, I only get it when Im at a place with no pbr cuz its cheap as shit and has the highest abv of the shit beers, i am not trying to start a war but i do not respect your opinion on shit beers

>>7152988
ya man its in bad shape, around here it's more a problem of people not fixing their animals and we have a parking lot full of kittens constantly...

>>7153020
>Lookin forward to OP's next adventure/meal.
I've been working like a crazy person, just too tired to cook I need to try to do it tonight befor my steak goes bad

>rib meat kolache things

>>7153915
No worries man, just giving credit for an entertaining and cozy thread. I'll keep this bitch bumped, ain't no thang. Workin' hard is good, make that $$$$$.

>>7153915
Take a higher res pic of your slop, why don't you.

>>7152988
>That shit pisses me off like no other

why? outdoor cats live longer? are you defending the birds?

>>7153987
yeah man the money is good but the constant work is making me grumpy

>>7153989
I take these with the stock settings on my phone but Ill start breaking out my nicer camera for you no problem

This damn thread made me nostalgic for the old mootchan. Maybe cause of the cats?

Yes

>>7132093
THIS IS MY SWAMP

>>7152572
No, fuck you faggot, I hope your mom locks you outside next time it rains

Ok, chugging a few beers gonna get my game face on, wash some dishes and start prepping some shit

>>7154757
maria thanks you for the support, even tho she being a cunt right now

houstonanon can I come to your house for dinner sometime

>>7155042
lol maybe, i traded my dining area to have a place for my tools/workshop/motorcycle parking so shit is kinda weird when i have people over for food

>disco eggs

marbling is shit but could be worse, it was on manager specel

omg fat angry costomers

oh my

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmWzXLPa6I

i have to separate them or fatty patti will eat all the food

>>7133723
Nick is that you?

i may be too many bears in but im try

so this dumb mad ethnic lady next door been knockin on my wall, we started knocking together, she mad i got music on but it aint even loud

she came to my door and lets just say i trolled her, she acting like a child but this is fuckin my vibes up, she act like she gonna do something, said i aint welcome here that im outnumbered not even kidding

my volume is at 14/100 with bass off completely, no noise laws in houston and i honestly am respectful to my neighbors but she been coming at me all wrong

just venting this lady is annoying me

>this onion is really growing on me

>>7155480
you're an American, just shoot her and claim self defense. that's how it works, right?

>>7155485
dude i had the gun ready in case she pulled something dumb, but honestly i dont really want any beef this has been going on for a while, i complained to the apts they know shes nuts, imma complain again tommorrow let them know she said im not welcomed. im suppose to live in silence i guess cuz she think this the hilton

well ive been dealing with this mad bitch for like an hour shes causing a ruckus i cant grill right now without her distracting me

just made a cinnaman raisin bagel with butter and apple butter

will finish making the steak when i wake up srry guys

>>7155410
you know youre supposed to cook meat before you eat it, right?

>>7155480
>>7155605
Crazy neighbors suck dude, they think they fucking run the entire complex. I understand if it's a reasonable complaint, cuz I have a tendency to get rowdy and blast music and speak loudly when I drink. But if I'm legitimately not doing anything wrong, nothing is more frustrating. Luckily I'm smarter than most of these idiots and they're pretty easy to troll and argue with, but when you're enjoyin' some drinks, it's the ultimate buzzkill.

Take it easy and keep an eye out for her primos y amigos who gon' jump your ass, comprende ese?

Cheers dude, enjoy your steaks when you cook 'em!

>>7130747
Your platter sucks and so does your personality.

>>7151547
>Yes, these were fully cooked. All. The. Way. Through.

> limp skin
> obviously undercooked meat

why

>>7155717
lol i wish they would im not the right white boy to try to jump

i just told the apts and they might evict her ass they dont like some crazy lady thats late on her rent being racist to one of their best tenant. bout to grab some beer and do this steak real quick

>>7155480
Move to chinatown, Htown bro. Rent is cheap and the Viets keep to themselves for the most part.

>>7156707
im fine living in the hood, this is the first person to ever have a problem with me, im over it, already came up with some comedy gold the next time she tries to pull some shit, probably end up givin her the D, probably what she needs

anyways took off work call the police i dont give a fuck

>creeper shot of patti

>>7157581
aww yuss miller high life

>>7132093
isnt this place in mexico city? more specifically df? like 3 blocks from the bellas artes musem?

>>7156663
I can dig that dude, I hope it works out

>>7157389
By the way.... This kitty looks just like the cat I rescused from my buddy's hunting land. My cat is enormous though haha, he's a gigantic kitty.

I'll tell you the short story of my kitty.
>at a buddy's land in god forsaken nowhere west GA
>4 wheelin everywhere, drinkin, buncha white trash meth addicts, etc.
>leave the big redneck party in the woods and 4 wheel back
>see a box on the side of the main trail.... stop by and see what it is
>1 kitty and the remains of 1 other
>snag that fuckin kitty and he's mine....
>try and give him away, he's pretty, super playful, and just awesome

>still my cat to this day... the best cat a man could ask for

Keep takin' care of those kitties dude. I never thought I'd like cats, now I love them. So many drinks under, I hope that greentext was okay, i made a billion corrections. Luckily I'm wildly intelligent and have a wacky high tolerance. Toodaloo!

>>7131114
how much are they where ur at?

>>7158467
like a dollar

>>7153915
Where do you get those kolaches from, dude? They look pretty damn good.

I have a mambos addiction

>>7155012

>shopping at Randall's in 2015

why

>>7160111
I made them, leftover ribs plus croissant rolls


>not drinking in the bathroom to save money

>>7128857
>this thread is still up

>>7159975
>>7159975
>>7159975

GET IN HERE FOR THE BEST COOKING ADVICE EVER

>>7128857
>walmart meat + cheese cold cuts
>leftover halloween candy
>tract housing grade granite counter top

TL;DR: some fag from Texas who drinks the state equivalent of PBR thinks he's upper middle class despite the fact he's posting on a website tailored to neet's and eats commodities from wally world.

Am I supposed to be even mildly impressed?

>>7151252

Young Harris reporting

10 deg cooler than ATL metro, 4/6 into Milwaukee's Best Ice sixer shitposting on 4chins. OP's pic resembles high class dining in NGA. Something something UGA.

>>7160126
Is a fancy Randalls, they have quality meat and produce and is close and open late. .

>>7160144
I am far from middle class and I promise I haven't eaten meat from Walmart in like 8 years, cool job on trying to make assumptions though without reading a thread

>>7160170

>Oyster half shell cocktail (only five and not a full half dozen, mr. buffet?)
>Budget mexican resturant grade hot sauce
>Implying I'm making assumptions and not just stating fact, middleclass fag
>Thinking whatever shit trade job you have pays good

>>7160170
>far from middle class

my sides anon

>>7160185

>Budget mexican resturant grade hot sauce
>Valentina

leave and never come back

>>7160185
I could get food stamps but I refuse, I don't know what you are implying, if you are attempting to insult me go to a /jack/ thread and get some practice m80

>>7160170

fug I am glad I am not from flyover country. Are oysters this pig disgusting in Ohio?

>>7160201
>Thinking it's good hot sauce

fix toilet pls

>>7160207

Well, they were almost fresh when they arrived in California, from the China Express.

>>7160211
Name a better one, sperglord

>>7160207
>>7160223
>People so inbred and ignorant they have never even heard of the gulf coast

>>7130747
>that delicious butthurt

stay mad newfriend

>>7160206
>boil in bag rice, sysco yeast roll, fried everything else

My friend in the medical industry would thank you. But no, I'm not trying to insult you. People like you are needed to fight wars and do labor jobs under the premise of 'hard workin white guy' until we can get the Chinese or Indians up to full speed.

>>7160207
>>7160223
Are you people serious, I am 45 minutes of the coast and one of the busiest ports in the country, sorry I have triggered you people by eating fresh seafood lol, they literally sell this shit fresh by the pound 20 feet from where I'm sitting

>yes I am the only gringo here

>>7160237
>gulf coast
>oysters

Thank you for doing your part to help clean up the remnants of the Deepwater Horizon "environmental disaster"

My grandchildren's beachfront property thanks you! Such a nice guy!

>>7160254
>white guy
>comparing himself to all the shitskins around him as equals

Into the shed it goes

>>7160266
You're an idiot if you think oysters were affected by the oil spill - they are filter feeders, you ingrate.
They were, however, affected by all the fresh water pumped in to try and control the spill, dropping the salinity level of the water in which oysters need to survive. Stay in school, kiddo.

Goddamnit OP I think I love you.

>>7160313
Why would a filter feeder not be affected? Do you know what oil dispersants do? They used thousands of gallons of corexit
http://www.nature.com/news/2010/100512/full/news.2010.237.html

>>7155488
>>7155605
Damn bro, as someone who has experienced shit neighbors, I feel for ya.
Stay strong.

>>7160334

Are we linking articles now? Dont worry, I'll try to link some that aren't 5 years old, and actually mention oysters.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/22/living/feat-gulf-oyster-farming-bp-oil-spill-effects/

>Gulf seafood that has been inspected by the Food and Drug Administration before it goes to the marketplace is safe to eat, said Ben Sherman with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. Enhanced inspection measures of seafood from the Gulf took effect in the immediate wake of the spill.

http://www.earthisland.org/journal/index.php/elist/eListRead/oyster_beds_still_empty_four_years_after_deepwater_horizon_oil_spill/

>According to a recently released federal report, Gulf oysters – as well as oyster eggs, sperm and larvae – were exposed to oil and oil dispersants following the spill, which can cause death and impair reproduction. Oysters, which require brackish water to survive, also took a huge blow from the immediate post-spill responses. Following the spill, large volumes of water were released from the Mississippi River to decrease oil infiltration into shoreline areas. The freshwater releases caused low salinity conditions in oyster habitat and killed huge numbers of Gulf oysters.

>>7160365
It specifically mentioned filter feeders and I'm not trying to argue that gulf oysters aren't safe to eat.

I just didn't understand why you would think the oil spill wouldn't affect them because they are filter feeders.

>>7160365

Do you REALLY not think that the FDA could be paid off to mitigate damage to a corporation? You really are a good goy...

>>7160379

>>7160365
>You're an idiot if you think oysters were affected by the oil spill - they are filter feeders
>literally links an article about how oysters were affected in his next post
neat

>>7160385
It affects their ability to survive and reproduce, not whether they are safe to eat or not. Work on your reading comprehension.

>>7160376
We are specifically discussing whether or not they are safe to eat, on a board about food and cooking. Nice backpedaling, though.

>>7160399,
>It affects their ability to survive and reproduce, not whether they are safe to eat or not
>It affects their ability to survive and reproduce

But hey, if the government says they're safe to eat it's all okay, right?

fucking idiot

>>7160399
>>7160420

>filter feeder

Should have added that green text also but you would be to fucking dumb to add it all together so fuck it.

>>7160399
I wasn't the guy that said you shouldn't eat gulf oysters. I was just curious about that extremely incorrect assumption you made about filter feeders.

But if it affects their ability to survive and reproduce it's probably a good sign that the ones that happened to survive it aren't ideal to eat.

I'm sorry I jumped into the conversation, I didn't realize you would be so easily butt blasted

>>7160431
No problem, I'm not really that butt blasted. I do enjoy the fact I'm being attacked by loads of idiots with no supporting evidence though. You seem alright though, dude. I didn't mean to be an asshole.

>>7160420
>Yes. in the same way brackish water can affect their ability to survive. Oysters are very sensitive to the viscosity and saline levels of the water arrund them, because it affects their ability to filter. In addition, If they have a layer of oil around them they may decide to 'clam up' and not open again for an indeterminate time, which prevents them from reproducing. It does not, however, affect whether or not they are safe to eat.

>>7160459
didnt mean to greentext

>>7160379
>>7160420
I'm not sure who you guys are referring to as being ''paid off,'' but the FDA uses these people, called ''scientists,'' who go out into to field and perform ''scientific experiments'' on the marine environment and wildlife to determine the short and long term impact on the things we consume. These are marine biologists, not Evil Jew Daddies.
Your conspiracy theorist idea of an evil corporation trying to take advantage of you and make you eat bad things only shows how out of touch with reality and uninformed you are.

Here is the FDA manual on disaster response
http://www.fda.gov/ICECI/Inspections/IOM/ucm122554.htm

And here is all their information and tests performed in the wake of the oil spill

http://www.fda.gov/Food/RecallsOutbreaksEmergencies/Emergencies/ucm408352.htm

Naturally undisturbed oysters are known by the state of California to cause pancreatic cancer.

Wow thanks for turning this into a stupid oyster debate, I've only eaten them like 3 times.

I'm working will post more later

>>7160587
Source?

>>7160680
Seriously, fucking this. One asshole derails what has been one of the better threads on /ck/ in some time. Get back on track OP and let's see if we can't right this ship. I swear, assholes who have nothin better to do than shitpost and fuck threads up.