/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why do Americans still eat like there is an incoming famine?

>>7154586

At least they eat real food... Americans eat literally garbage and byproducts.

>>7154595
Because food conglomerates are allowed to mislabel food and anyone who calls attention to this fact is derided as an "orthorexic" who hates America

>>7154595
it taste good

>>7154604
>Garbage

>>7154622

You're not helping yourself...

>>7154622
How do you eat a burger that big? Knife and fork?

>>7154654
However you fucking like. This is 'Murica and you have freedoms

>>7154654

You wrap it up and then roll over it with your mobility scooter, alternatively you can just sit on it.

>>7154654
Muricans can unhinge their jaw.

>>7154654
Yeah, you'd have to deconstruct that troll post burger.

Kumas corner is a place in Chicago that makes big, but easy to eat burgers named after metal and rock bands. Pretty fun shit. I'm too lazy to get you a picture tho.

>>7154661
'freedom to get shot by someone who was mad that girls didn't like him/he wasn't as rich as he should be/abortion is a sin
'freedom to get shot by cops if you're the wrong skin colour
'freedom to die of no healths care because healths care is communistic
'freedoms to be as fat as you dare
'freedoms to vote for two parties exactly

>>7154681
>blah blah blah I'm a retard

>>7154714
>I cant disagree with the points you make so I will attack you personally

Good work kid

Brits should be IP banned from /ck/

they have no business posting on a food board.

>>7154718

The reality is stranger than you think.

Half of it is Australians trolling each other. They're the biggest twat waffles on the whole site.

>>7154681
This ain't /pol/ faggot

>>7154732
And yet I love them. They're just... pure and honest cunts.

>>7154732
>Australians
>twat waffles

This should be the new word filter deesu senpie

>>7154732
I'm Australian and I hate the way most of us speak. Especially since most do it ironically to "fit in".
Most Aussies are normal and speak politely, it's just the occasional loud few that wreck it for the rest of us.

>>7154788
The first 'most' should read 'some'.

>>7154612
It must be space aliens.

>>7154732
>>7154788

>>7154586
Garbage pie?

>>7154622
Take off all that disgusting cheese and it would be edible

>b-but m-muh classic british cuisine

>>7154681
You can vote for anyone you like. People just only vote for Democrats and Republicans because they are the only ones with any chance of winning.

And yes you have the freedom of guns and choice.

>>7154586
Because they are kekholds

>>7154681
Didn't like, over 1500 kids get molested by pakis over there?

>>7154586
>britshits
LEL

>>7154670
But then they won't be able to bite

>>7154586
tf is this shit why are the british so weird

>>7154586
Why does this pie trigger people so much? Do you piss your pants if a whole fish comes out to the table because the head is scary? What about suckling pig? It's just decoration.

>Plastic orange cheese in a spray can

Kek stay classy Amerifats and I've never met anyone who has eaten Fish Head Pie

>>7155058
>clapistanis believe everyone who is not in clapistan must be in bongland
kek

>>7154586
They don't.
>literally no-passport, the post.

>>7155531
It's the only country over there that matters

>>7155552
over where?

>>7154886
why is the basketball man afraid of sun ra?

>>7155502
wait, this is real? I always thought this was a joke picture lol

>>7155574
>Stargazy pie
The dish is traditionally held to have originated from the village of Mousehole in Cornwall and is traditionally eaten during the festival of Tom Bawcock's Eve to celebrate his heroic catch during a very stormy winter.

>>7154586
British war diet was actually pretty dang good for you, even if it was bland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlzH7yP-bHs

You guys should give it a go, it's just rich fish pie with some fish heads on top for lols.

bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/stargazeypie_93663

>>7155574
>>7155600
>>7155616
>for lols
You know in some places the fish head is considered the best part of the fish?

White people are the worst, thank god you're a minority now

>>7155618

>being a shitskin

other people need to use the library computer Mr. WashingtonJefferson

>>7155618
In some places people eat mud

>>7155618
In some places people consider raping children to be a reliable cure for AIDS

>>7155572
Hell all if I know, a lot of people worship some god, knowing that they'll go to heaven and yet are afraid of death. Why are they afraid to visit their god?

>>7155616
I got a whole fish at a Chinese restraunt once, it was real good, but the other white people there were giving me dirty looks, funny thing is, I turned the fish head right in their direction. I don't take shit from assholes and the fish head pointed in their direction really freaked them out.

>>7155702
Why are people so freaked out about fish? Let alone the head?

>>7155702
White lmao XDDDDD

>>7155572
>"Aw sheeyit, dem space crackas are back! I ain't buildin' no damn pyramid again!"

>>7154661
>muh freedhums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q49NOyJ8fNA

>>7155727
Oh you're targeted now!
Gayniggers from Outer Space

>>7154586
Those kinds of creations have their origins a few hundered years back, when rich people wanted to show off what they could afford to stuff their pies, birds etc. with. That's why you can see stuff like this, or even pigs with chicken or dove heads sticking out of the side of them.

>>7154595
This thread is about brits, not americans
dont doge the question

>>7154595
>>7154604
>>7154654
>>7154714
what do british men eat when they are on their periods?

>>7154586

I am an American currently studying in Britain and I can tell you now, that Brit food isn't as bad as I was led to believe. I think the bland food thing came from post war austerity but Brits have some good stuff.

They love pies, Steak and Kidney seems to be a favorite here and their chippys are pretty good, you can't get good fish and chips back home like you can in England. The food on the whole is more expensive though, their burgers are shit and they can't do a good steak to save their lives.

One thing I have noticed is that their food is less sweet, Worcestershire sauce is more spicy, so are the baked beans and I have even got to like Marmite (sort of).

Mexican food is non-existent here but people make their own Chilli-con-carne and sushi is pretty much unheard of but nobody really cares anyway.

Black pudding is good and so are faggots but I can't wait to get home next year for a decent burger.

>>7155618
you know in some places, they shit on the street

>>7155688
What are those called again? Scotch eggs or something? Tried making them once, but the oil wasn't hot enough when I put them in and it was terrible.

>>7155794
I thought mild cheddar was outlawed in Europe?

At least you'd think it was judging by the reaction whenever an American mentions it.

>>7155828
>their burgers are shit and they can't do a good steak to save their lives.

Going to the wrong places desu senpai, UK is all about hidden gems when it comes to good food, gotta search it out

>>7156019
Because American "cheddar" """cheese""" product is nothing like a good block of cheddar.

Americans just use the word sharp instead of mature which doesn't make sense since it doesn't taste sharp but whatever Americans are retarded so nothing new there

>>7156027
Untwist your panties. There are plenty of good, sharp real cheddars made in America, regardless of how stunted and biased your understanding of the US may be.

>>7154586
I have never seen one of these is our Britland, just in cartoons. Mostly we just eat toast sandwiches.

>>7156051
Only in the real America (coastal America)

Flyover makes plenty of false cheese-food

>Americans are actually stupid enough to take the memes at face value and believe that stargazy pie, toast sandwiches and jellied eels are staple British dishes and not antiquated regional meme foods

It would be like a British person believing that the average American meal consists of chitterlings, spray cheese and pickled pigs feet

>>7155668
>he doesn't consider raping children a reliable cure for AIDS

>>7156051
>pasterurized "cheese" products
fixed that for you, anon.

>>7156368
>pasteurized aerosolized "cheese" products

>>7156300

>Britbongs haven't developed their regional cuisine passed fishsticks and several cousin-fucking knife-binners are proud of their spiceless mush for 5 year olds

It would be like an entire nation of whites is being taken over by muslims, indians and syrians

oh wait

>>7154888
Holy shit, i thought i had no rhythm.

>>7154586
Is this thread still up? Funny how shitposting threads against any other country are deleted instantly but ones against Britain are left until they 404.

Has Riley done his image/pasta spam yet? The last time I told him to stop shitposting I was banned and his posts were left up and still spammed until the next day.

Funny how this board handles content.

>>7156414
>fishsticks
Nice try.

I don't even get what's so controversial about this dish. You know the heads are just decoration, right? It's just a fairly ordinary fish pie inside.

>>7156414
>America trying to give a European country shit for being non-white

>>7156436
Because when Americans think of fish they think of pic related

>>7156013
Guess you got 'botched eggs' instead then. PAHAHaahaaha.

>>7156520
I think they also have Sloppy Joe Sailors which is when they get a bunch of mackerel and pollock, shove them in a blender with some miracle whip (artificial mayonnaise), fry it up with some bacon grease and then eat it on a kaiser roll or something.

>>7155794

>>7154976
>not enjoying a delicious butt butty

>>7156660
She must have had a shitty upbringing

>this specimen will probably reproduce and pass on her pleb habits to her children

>>7155828
>>7156024
this. places like gbk and byron are garbage imo. whereabouts are u op? can perhaps point u in the right direction.

ps. on the flipside (BBQ aside, and I'll give you consistent burgers too) I actually prefer meat over here--- so it might be a case of palettes..?

>>7156660
oh man I cant believe how quickly the apocalypse is coming.

>>7156676
>new studies are saying that sometimes behavioral traits are sometimes passed down
>http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/08/science/parents-may-pass-down-more-than-just-genes-study-suggests.html?_r=0
we are entering a new age of fatasses

>>7155828
>sushi is pretty much unheard of

Where are you exactly? Not in London I'm guessing?

>>7154681
>'freedom to get shot by someone who was mad that girls didn't like him/he wasn't as rich as he should be/abortion is a sin

You're right, why should everyone else have a right just in case it endangers me. After all, we have these extremely competent police officers and government to protect at all times.

>>7154586
What the fuck is that...

>>7157721
>why should everyone else have a right just in case it endangers me
Pretty much, m8. My right to not get shot outweighs your right to compensate for your tiny penis by shoving an assault rifle down your trousers in case a nigger looks at you funny when you're grabbing a malt down the mall.

>>7154622
Why do you burgers need to put cheese on fucking everything? I would eat the fuck out of that if it wasn't for all the goddamn cheese.

>>7154622
>mfw trying to eat that

>>7154595
I can't possibly imagine how you came to the thought process that people would eat MORE than what's necessary if a famine was about to come

>>7158694
found the cross board, newfag

>>7158758
Yes, why is it a problem if I spend more time on other boards?

>>7154888
Seriously, there is no better dance.

>>7155727

> I ain't buildin' no damn pyramid again!

>>7156660
faye reagan?

>>7156660
>chips

Fucking British

OP has never even had a proper fish pie, haha.

This is my tea. Nothing beats good old fashioned British fish and chips.

>>7159434
Man that's some sad f&c, where do you live? How much did that cost?

>>7159434
dude wtf that looks liek shit

>>7159434

Nice. I'm having bangers and mash lad.

I fancy a munchy box, didnt get to eat lunch at work so i'm bloody starving.

>>7159489
Do Europeans actually eat this slop? I wouldn't feed that to a pet

>>7159525
It's an American false flag posting shitty versions of british meals, just like when Europeans post shitty versions of American meals

>>7159525
Sausage and mashed potatoes is actually nice. That shit looks horrible though. What's with the piss gravy?

>>7159525

What's wrong with good old fashioned bangers and mash? And we're not European thank you very much.

>>7159540

This desu

Post more British food!

>>7154586
How I miss nice full English breakfasts in Germany

>>7158724
underrated post

>>7155702

Where on earth do you live that there are white people who are squeamish about fish heads? I mean, I'm white, most people I know are white, I don't think a single one of them would bat an eyelid at fish being served with its head still attached.

>>7154586
Brits need to learn into pie.

>>7161761

Northern Europeans will forever burn in the cold fires of hell for creating a breakfast that consists of cold rubbery cheese and flavourless processed meat.

>>7161879
what...

>>7161879
>reating a breakfast that consists of cold rubbery cheese and flavourless processed meat.

What are you talking about senpai

>>7161882
>>7161887

Have you never travelled to the continent, or even stayed in an international hotel?

>>7161918
I live there.

Cheese is usually cold and has a slight rubbery texture depending on what kind of cheese you're eating.

Sorry you're only used to hot, melted cheese.

>>7161918
I have extensively, I don't know what shitty places you've stayed though

>>7161925

I mean more that the cheese you get in most Northern European breakfasts is fridge-cold slices of plastic-flavoured unpleasantness, accompanied by equally unappetising slices of bland salami and other miscellaneous industrially-produced cured meats.This is often served alongside a couple of stale bread rolls, and perhaps a hard-boiled egg. I've had a few decent examples of this kind of breakfast in my time, but they are few and far between. Give me the Italian, French, or English approach to breakfast any day of the week.

>>7161971
>French

uhhhhh continental breakfast is french ya doofus

>>7161973
No it isn't you retard.

>>7161974
It's Franco-Italian. The Spanish lean towards pan con tomate over croissants/cornetti.
But fried food is very English and very un-French. Even a boiled egg is enough to make the French wince at that time of day.

>>7161987
a whole, breakfasts are not a huge affair in France. Traditionally french breakfast is called as Le petit déjeuner - it means the petit (small) breakfast. So breakfast is generally very small. For most people that consists of something sweet:

pain au chocolat
pain au raisin with jam
brioche
a regular croissant
fresh baguette with jam
pain au lait (slightly sweet light bread)
biscuits
Often in cafes a small side portion of eggs or ham usually compliments the meal.

I have to admit, the first time I went to Europe I was looking forward to some exceptional food and was prepared to have my mind blown. France and Spain delivered so hard and Italy was very impressive (note you fuckers need to get your greasy asses in a shower more than once a month and back of the cologne so hard). Outside of London and this wonderful inn in the countryside, Brits are almost indistinguishable from white trash in Kentucky and the quality of your food, not to mention prices and portions was just god awful. Also, you fucks sound like you're screaming and your mouth is filled with vomit while you're tying to haphazardly ape something resembling English.

However Ireland gave methheads in West Virginia a run for their money on being the most filthy subhumans in existence and I spent two years in the backwoods of Ghana. I have never in my life seen so many pregnant women holding a child, smoking a cigarette while screaming some primitive language into a phone. The Irish were the most incredibly rude pieces of shit I've ever had the misfortune of interacting with, whereas your immigrants were well spoken and polite.

>>7162013
>the people who invented English
>tying to haphazardly ape something resembling English

>>7162013
>The Irish were the most incredibly rude pieces of shit I've ever had the misfortune of interacting with, whereas your immigrants were well spoken and polite.
Moore street?
(AKA "We will show you the true meaning of fishmonger" street.)

>>7162013

>>7162013
>Americans talking about pronunciation

Vocaroo "shallots fried in wocestershire sauce" right now you fat fuck

>>7154586
does this look like rationing?
Literally no passport, the post.

>>7162021
I literally left 3 restaurants and didn't even bother to go into several because I could not understand what the people were saying. The first time I thought my server had a speaking disability, I'm not fucking kidding. I tried to clarify what she was saying three or four times until she finally threw her hands up and grabbed another guy who to my relief was a Paki who actually spoke decent english. The times I walked out I had to use the phrase "I apologize, but I cannot understand what you're saying" repeatedly and the only clarification I was given was a little more attitude and a raising of their voice.

>>7162052
Just looks awful

>>7162047
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m9PAUHaX2i

5'11, 155lbs

>>7162061
No accounting for taste, is there?
>>>/tacobell/

>>7162069
>if you don't agree with my opinions you must be a pleb

wew

>>7161973
He didn't say Continental breakfast though, he said Northern European.

A Northern European breakfast (meat, cheese, dark breads) is very different from a French or Continental breakfast (light pastries, jam, sweet things)

>>7162057
I'll be honest with you. These days I can go outside, listen to other people talking to each other and I can honestly not understand what they're saying. This is only really true with young people, old people I can understand even when they have strong regional accents. It's bad enough that I just assume they're speaking another language, but there's always a little doubt in my mind that it's just me that doesn't understand English.

>>7162065
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m9PAUHaX2i

irish need not apply

>>7155828
>American in Britain here
>As someone who has been to two entire countries that means I can make huge generalizations based on the handful of restaurants I've been to.
>Really, though, I just go to McDonalds in both countries and occasionally visit a fish and chip shop run by migrants.

I don't even know why the fuck I still go to 4chan. On science and technology they don't talk about science and technology, they just anonymously brag about how good at science and technology they are. On food and cooking they don't actually talk about food and cooking, they just anonymously brag about how good they are at being lard asses. And /b/ random is painfully predictable. And /r9k/ is filled with thousands of unique posts about the pain of being a first worlder with a victim complex.

Fuck this place. Your post just woke me the fuck up.

>>7162088
I feel you senpai but i'm in too deep

>>7154586
Can I have the eyes?

>>7162088
See you in the next "flyover food" thread, faggot

>>7154586
>muh cheesy gordita crunch

>>7154586
That meal would actually be pretty good if seasoned correctly.

Fry an egg, quarter it, season each quarter differently, and repeat for several eggs. You WILL become a master of seasoning.

>>7159975

>>7154586
> Highest obesity rate in Europe
> National dish is battered fish and chips
> Restaurants etc under fire because portions are too large.
I think that you need to re-examine the evidence, m8.

>>7162047
>>7162065

Did I pass your test or is Muhammad giving you your cultural enrichment and sharia law dictates you can't answer? Why don't you vocaroo the proper way to pronounce your given phrase?

It's amazing how you seemingly conquered the world at one point or were you just looking for more penis to fill your rotten mouth?

>>7155618
I once cooked a whole bass for my favourite Thai hooker and she ate the head.

>>7162047
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bivdIroYKk

>>7162820
Care to elaborate?

Sounds like there's a funny story here.

>>7155785
I've never been more disgusted to be British

>>7162820
>Thai hooker
>she

get a load of this liar

>>7156300
Wait.... It doesn't?

>>7164260
No, it's always processed cheese product, fast food and a pound of sugar.