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7125881 No.7125881[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>The Game: Put the name of any household object in front of the first lines of Lolita.
>Example: Velveeta, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Vel-vee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Vel. Vee. Ta.

Have fun!
source: http://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2015/11/24/the-worst-game/

>> No.7125950

>>7125881
Cool idea.

>> No.7127174 [DELETED] 

This is a cool idea.

>> No.7127195
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7127195

That's a pretty fucking dumb game.

>> No.7127201

>>7127174
no it's not

>> No.7127207
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7127207

>>7127195

>> No.7127215
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7127215

>mfw Opie is trying to get his webpage hits
>mfw my dad at microsoft is uploading a virus to it right now

>> No.7127219

>>7127201
he fucking deletes the post. as if it matters now. jesus christ edgar, go to bed.

>> No.7127225

>>7127215
I doubt The Paris Review, a highly respected and read literary journal globally, needs any help with hits.

>>7127195
Can't explain what that image is supposed to prove. Maybe it doesn't count the opening post.
I do not self-bump and try to get away with it.

>> No.7127230

>>7127225
Pick any other failed thread.
>>7125610
>>7126834
>>7126885

They all have two posters.

>> No.7127232
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7127232

>>7127225
>buttblasted tripfag gets caught
>m-m-maybe the site made a mistake guys

lol

>> No.7127235

This is a cool idea.

>> No.7127242

>>7127232
Yeah... that didn't happen. Get lost.

>> No.7127252

This is a cool idea.

>> No.7127261

>>7127242
>literally proven wrong by
>>7127230
>NUH UH I SWEAR I DIDN'T

tripfags, everyone.

>> No.7127263

>>7125881
Avocado, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Avo-ca-do: the tip of the tongue making a trip of three steps down to the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Avo. Ca. Do.

>> No.7127268

>>7127263
forget to take it off?

>> No.7127275

>>7127261 #
Take a hike and take your libelous conspiracies with you.

>>7127268 #
No I was merely contributing to a fun prose game, jagoff.
Maybe you should STOP ASSUMING THINGS.
I am trying to have fun. Can't you guys just play the game?

>> No.7127276

>>7125881
This is a cool idea, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. This-is-a-cool-idea: the tip of the tongue making a trip of three steps down to the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. This. Is. A. Cool. Idea.

>> No.7127280

>>7127275
>conspiracies
Nah buddy that's not how it works. You got called out and nobody believes your horseshit. Just delete the thread and try again another day.
>b-b-b-b-but I sw-sw-swear I d-d-d-didn't samefag
>g-g-g-guys? you believe me r-r-r-right?

>> No.7127291

>>7127280
Who died and made you king of anything at all? You do not tell me what to do and your skewed perspective is not regarded as fact by anyone other than your own freaking self. Last thing I need right now, after working my second bum shift, is to have some little vulture try to get a rise out of me on my third favorite board here. I'm trying to have a good time. You're trying to ruin other people's days. If anyone should reevaluate themselves it's you! Now kindly, please, just as a favour to not just me but all of society, please just leave me alone. You do not know the struggle of my life. You have no idea how much I only want to feel a little joy in it. I do not need you ruining it.

>> No.7127295
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7127295

>>7127291
>my life is hard
boo fucking hoo

don't samefag.
and for that matter don't tripfag you salty oaf.

>> No.7127304

>>7127291
>freaking

Are you a teenage girl?

>> No.7127306

Babybel. Babybel, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Bay-bee-bel: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Ba. By. Bel.

>> No.7127314

Let me try..

Taco Bell, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Ta-co-bell: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Ta. Co. Bell.

>> No.7127321

Cottage Cheese, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Cot-tage-cheese: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Cot. Tage. Cheese.

>> No.7127322

>>7127295
>>7127304
Not engaging. You are both irredeemable.

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7127342

>>7127322
CONFIRMED BTFO

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7127392

>>7127291
>You do not know the struggle of my life.

>> No.7127393

>>7127322

haha i just got here, you're a faggot.

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7127413

>this whole thread
>>7127291
Can't stand the heat?

>> No.7127417

>>7127276

i fuckin lolled

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>>7127322
>Not engaging.
>reply anyways
Confirmed buttflustered.

>> No.7128243

Sour Cream, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Sou-ur-cream: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Sour. Cream.