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Hello, this is Chef John from Food Wishes dot come with...

>> No.7122023

What's it like to get pounded in the ass by another man?

>> No.7122046

>>7122023
Great start to a thread

>> No.7122055

>>7122023

kinda like passing a really large poop anon.

>> No.7122091

>>7122055
Almost. It's like a large poop going out and in over and over.

It's incredibly uncomfortable

>> No.7122099

>>7122091
I enjoy passing a big stool a lot, it's a very satisfying feeling.

Does that mean I will enjoy anal sex?

>> No.7122168

>>7122099
Please respond, I have to know.

>> No.7122214
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>>7122019
FAZOLI'S

>> No.7122232

>>7122099
>>7122168
Seconding, I'd like to know the answer to this

>> No.7122235

>>7122168
You know there is only one way to find out.

>> No.7122436

Nothing like fingering your asshole and watching Chef John before a long, hellish day working in retail. The delicate motions of my fingertips make all the pain go away from a brief moment until the feint scent of shit on my hands tickles my nostrils.

>> No.7122442

>big willy of your chili
>james bond of your side fond

any more of these?

>> No.7122447

why do people like him
1. closeted gay
2. cross dresser
3. speaks like a valley girl
4. not even a great cook

>> No.7122457

I only know you because of Robbaz.
What a great kock.

>> No.7122474

>>7122055
>>7122091

Remember; you are the Alice Cooper of your own pooper.

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>>7122474

>> No.7122526

>>7122447

does anyone have the pic of him at the Kekold fetish party in San Francisco? he's wearing clown makeup so I guess it's an obscure fetish

>> No.7122545

>>7122526
is he the kek or the bull?

>> No.7122550

Wasn't he exposed as a kek from the Ashley Madison back?

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>ywn double penetrate a porchetta with Chef John Mitzewich as his wife Michelle grinds the transmission on a suped up Sybian®

>> No.7122633

>>7122099
>>7122232
No.

Do you want to have the feeling of "I'm seriously going to shit all over the bed" the moment he/she pulls out their dick/strap on for 10-15 minutes?

>> No.7122664

I always thought of Chef John as more of a leather daddy type

>Chef John will never lead you around Folsom Street on a leash and proudly offer up your well trained boipussy to his Poz bear friends

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>>7122664

>> No.7122718

>>7122474
brb dying

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>> No.7123372

>>7122019
... and as always, enjoyyy!

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>>7122664
You deserve this.

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Chef John interviews well. He should branch out and do a podcast like gastropod or whatever Andrew Zimmerns is called.

>> No.7124306

>>7122664
Nigger what

>> No.7124330

>>7122019

hes alright desu

i especially enjoy that hes not showing his stupid face in the videos and hes just focusing ont he food

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what's your favorite chef John recipe? bonus points if you have pictures, especially of your mise en place

>> No.7124493

La da da duuh...
da la dah luuuh...
La duh da duh dah!

>> No.7124560

poor guys wife forces him to wear a chindo whenever he's not recording