/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Butter.

>>7112486
And lots of it.

cream cheese

Marmite

>inb4 aussies blabbering on about their weak pussy version of marmite

Peanut butter is pretty great.
Hummus is really nice as well.
Of course, good old fashioned butter is lovely.

>>7112471
Do people really put stuff on toast? I always thought that was the appeal, it's dry and crunchy.

Liver pate.

Potted meat or applebutter

>>7112471
>>7112785
>>7112794
Absolutely disgusting. Why can't brits into good food?

>>7112471
I have never had any of those.

The relish intrigues me most.

liver pate

>>7112471

Tapanade.

the best thing to come out of oranges.

>>7112486
Nuttin better than butter

>>7112863

>I WANT CANDY ON MY BREAD

Fuck off.

>>7112926
A marmalard is not candied peel you bafoon

>>7112471
>gentlrman's relish

>>7112939
>marmalard
retardation.jpg

>>7112926
Ehh, nothing better then some spicy jam.

that or rillettes

>>7112471
I have yer mum a bit o the old gentlemans relish last nite m8erino

>>7112826
>>7112943
>>7112980
As the picture vaguely suggests, it's a sort of anchovy pate.
Delicious, but pretty fierce.

Good marmalade probably beats all else imo.

Caviar. Because allahu ackbar white pigs!!!!!!I own you little bitches. Suck my oil

Marmite

>>7112471
Vegemite

Marmite because it comes from my town

>>7112826

I like all three, except for the Marmite.

Vegemite > Marmite

Nutella is pretty good too.

>>7112486
But butter is just a base that you put actual spreads on top of.

>>7112498
Marmite is fucking shit. Vegemite is far better.

>>7114612
>>7114560
Vegimite is just marmite with less flavour. I like it but marmite wins hands down

>>7114677
What wins hands up?

>>7114682
Are you Indian?

>>7112826
you've never had strawberry preserves? forget the brand name, it's all the same

>>7112471
Clotted cream.

>>7112471
Fish roe spread or pork liver spread (pâté)

#nordiccusine

Has anyone else here even had this?

>>7114742
Swedish food is nothing but memes

>>7114755
our current society has replaced all reality and meaning with memes and symbols

>>7114677
>>7114612
>>7114560

these arguments are all based on miscommunication, marmite in aus =/= marmite in the UK.

>Marmite (/ˈmɑrmaJt/ mar-myt) is the brand name for two similar food spreads: the original British version, since 2000 a Unilever product; and a modified version produced in New Zealand by Sanitarium Health Food Company and distributed in Australia and the Pacific. Marmite is made from yeast extract, a by-product of beer brewing. Other similar products include the Australian Vegemite, which is saltier in taste, the Swiss Cenovis and the German Vitam-R.

>The British version of the product is a sticky, dark brown food paste with a distinctive, powerful flavour, which is extremely salty. This distinctive taste is reflected in the British company's marketing slogan: "Love it or hate it." The product's name has entered British English as a simile for something that is an acquired taste or tends to polarise opinions.[1]

.A version with a different flavour[2] has been manufactured in New Zealand since 1919. This is the only product sold as Marmite in Australia and the Pacific, whereas elsewhere in the world the British version predominates.

>>7114753

i miss malaysia...

GOAT food

>>7114886
>implying there was a difference in reality and meaning and memes and symbols to begin with

>>7112471
Apple butter

>>7112809
Applebutter is GOAT

>>7114742

Ikea sell this. It isn't bad at all.

My mate marmite

Butter and marmite is literally god's food

>>7112809
agreed. just sounds and looks like shite

>>7115703
>sounds and looks like shite
why don't try eating it before you pass judgement?

I nominate nutella. Its a meme spread but it solid

Scrambled egg

>>7115705
>why don't try eating it

What are you talking about anon? This is /ck/ where NEETs taste with their eyes, drawing upon their vast sheltered basement life experiences to form a judgement.

>>7112471

>Gentleman's relish

raw honey

Margarine

>>7118569
Nice toasted bread there, do you plan to put anything on it?

>>7112471
My grandmothers marmalade, the only marmalade I can eat. She makes it from the same recipe as her grandmother. Can't wait so see her and get another crate of the stuff.

>>7112939
it's not even sweet you fucking pleb

>>7112794
>>7115085
>>7115105
I just remembered I have some of this in my cupboard. Gonna make some toast now, thanks chaps.

How do you have your toast, /ck/?
I have mine as brown as it can possibly get before burning. Dat crunch.

>>7118673
bottom middle or bottom left

>>7112471
Peach preserves

>>7118673
Anywhere between 3 and 5.