/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Butterscotch. Always made me vomit.

>>7081090
Yeah, that would probably be a little weird, white chocolate is really sweet. I would definitely try it if I could find it though.

anything with licorice

OP pic looks pretty vile

Red Vines are a fucking joke though

>>7081099
this
circus peanuts
black licorice

>>7081090
Chocolate

White chocolate in general taste like shit

I thought those were pretty good. If you want something to barf on, then try chocolate skettles. Yeah, it "taste" like chocolate but the consistency is anything but. Imagine your typical skittle chewiness and apply this with this version. Yeah, it just doesn't mix well.

>>7081154

There's chocolate flavored laffy taffy that's pretty bad too.

>>7081170
I think the problem stem with how when we think of chocolate, you don't expect them to be extremely chewy and without the melting consistency. Its hard to explain it but your tongue knows it better than your brain and eye. Also, it got a horrible aftertaste.

>>7081090

Tootsie rolls, and these things. Apparently they're called peanut butter kisses. I can't even describe the taste, but they definitely don't taste like peanut butter.

>>7081097
>>7081102

It has the orange juice + toothpaste effect

Dunno how it made it this far

>>7081111
It is good by itself or with pumpkin, carrot, sweet potato, coffee, fruit - not regular chocolate, and not fucking peanut butter

>>7081090
I think you're on to something with the white chocolate. Those Hershey Cookies and Cream ones smelled like Halloween masks.

Tootsie rolls. Tastes like chocolate, feels like starbursts

>>7081177
>>7081154
so they're like chocolate flavored tootsie rolls?

>>7081102
Shut your whore mouth. They are divine with some Mr. Pibb.

>>7081277
Tootsie roll melt in your mouth. The different with tootsie rolls and chocolate skittle is the consistency inside the chocolate skittle is not even "chocolate" melting or chocolate soft. It's that semi solid skittle gel that just doesn't feel like chocolate. It's hard to explain it and the tongue does a better way to distinguish it.

>>7081090
I actually like these.

>>7081099
These are fucking awful tho. Along with Bottle Caps and similar candies.

>>7081099

Why do so many people hate Necco? It's the best.

>>7081511
A lot of people think they're dry and chalky. I guess they're something you needed to have grown up with to appreciate that. If you go to MIT, you walk right by their factory all the time.

>>7081181
Fuck you, peanut butter kisses are the shit.

>>7081181
Its basically a peanut butter taffy. I love them.

>>7081090
I don't know about the Reese's but white chocolate Kit Kats are amazing

>>7081099
Fuck off, they're just fine if you throw away the chocolate ones.

>>7081304
I know what you're talking about.
I had ice cream Skittles a few years ago and the chocolate ones tasted like shit. It's the same innards as fruit Skittles just using chocolate flavoring and contains no cocoa or cocoa butters/solids at all.

Everything based on toffee - Meller and shit

>>7081599

>>7081090
>What's the grossest candy?
Why do Americans think this should be on /ck/?

>>7081633
Why do Europeans care so much about what Americans think?

>>7081090
This stuff.. tastes like vomit. I don't know how Americans can eat it.

>>7081678
>happily eats spoiled rotten cheese
>makes a big stink about chocolate with a little bit of fermented milk

European logic ladies and gentleman

>>7081678
Hershey's chocolate tastes like cheap easter egg chocolate. Cadbury's will end up like this eventually if Kraft keep "improving the recipe."

>>7081699
chocolate shouldn't contain soured milk. tho
why are you so accepting of your vomit chocolate?
canadian btw

>>7081678
Even Americans hate it.

candy corn obviously

>posts the best fucking candy
>people somehow agree

I've never been a fan of jelly beans. Any fruit candy that isn't tart is just sickly.

>>7081678
When was the last time anyone has bought a full-sized Hershey's bar when they were planning on making s'mores?

I don't care how "unrefined" you claim my taste-buds to be this shit is gross.

>>7081633
lmao
Jealous Europeans still on one chocolate a month ration from the war

>>7081774
>canadian
>having any authority in the chocolate game

Fuck off syrup nigger

>>7081096
I bet you're a cinnamon type of guy.

>>7081938
Licorice itself is garbage
Twizzlers are bland as fuck, no flavor at all and the worst texture

These fuckers are objectively the worst candy ever conceived. They taste like how an old lady smells.

>>7082595
THANK YOU

Glad someone else fucking gets it

>>7082595
>tfw nobody else likes violet candies except for you and everybodies nan ;-;

liquorice is nice!

>>7082595
>parma violets
>contains no parmigiano cheese
reeee

How has this thread made it this far without anyone mentioning Palmer chocolate?

Fuck these and any variation of them

>>7081511
they remind me too much of tums

>>7082595
>They taste like how an old lady smells

Old ladies wear the perfumes they liked when they were young ladies, and many of these ladies were young back when soliflore toilet waters were still fashionable.

I like violet candy.

>>7081099
>mom's favorite candy
>why mom
>blue ones taste like ajax, white is like mr clean

>>7081090
Not what you posted.


Any """""""""candy""""""""" with THIS fucking flavor.

>>7082519
Hehehehe I get it

Any Mexican candy that is tamarind, lime, mango, chili, salt flavor.

>>7084401
You shut your dirty whore mouth you yankee slut.

>>7082816
Oh god fuck candy corn

>>7082816
Candy corn is weird for me. The first 3 or 4 are legitimately good. #5 is iffy. By the time you hit #6 you wonder why you ate the first 5. By #7 it tastes like shit.
Its the same every time. Its such a bad candy, but it takes a few pieces to get there.

>>7084490

Real talk.

I love candy corn. I could eat a big bag of it in one sitting desu senpai

>>7084490
Yep
>boss brings in a container with some leftover candy corn at work
>everyone eats their four or five pieces and we're done with them
>boss buys three more bags on clearance and dumps them into the container because they think we want more
;_;

>>7082833
fuck you friend, these are a delite

There is a form of psychological torture used by drug cartels in Mexico to condition child soldiers to a life of brutality and suffering.

The child is abducted on their birthday. They are blindfolded and turned round and round to disorient them before leading them to the scene of the crime. Still blindfolded, they are handed a baseball bat and instructed to mercilessly beat an unseen human effigy hung from a tree by the neck until it is broken and torn to pieces.

Then the blindfold is lifted and they are forced to look upon the carnage they have wrought. The man lies twisted and broken, his entrails symbolically strewn across the ground in the form of candy.

Only it is not candy. The children are forced to eat the symbolic entrails of the victim; dried cat turds dipped in vinegar and rolled in chili powder, washed down with packets of salt soaked in lime juice.

This horrific practice must end, and it must end now. A generation of young Mexican children hangs in the balance.

Only we can break the cycle of violence.

>>7084636
>Only we can break the cycle of violence.

Are you insane? I love the traditional beating of young Mexican children as if they were pinatas.

>>7081678
I still don't understand this vomit meme. Like, it's low quality as fuck, but everyone just seems to be convincing themselves that it tastes like vomit in a memetic fashion when it tastes nothing like that.

>>7081154
>Chocolate Skittles: Like Being Mouth Raped by Candy- by Michael Swaim

>...you had my trust, Skittles. Youre one of the respectable candies; one of the good old boys. Since time out of mind, youve been there, right alongside M&Ms and Snickers, reliable as a Toyota pickup hauling a load of delicious fruit that hurts to chew.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/chocolate-skittles-killed-jesus/

>>7081279
Crazy fucking delicious.

Salmiakki
I purchased two packs last year because it's my waifu snacks on it and I wanted to try some, still have the boxes laying around someplace, I tried it about 5 times and just can't down it as much as I try.

>>7084852
These are fucking great. Come to think of it havn't had one in years, brb...

>>7081090
I had this shit and although its not as good as the original it's definitely not "ew". I would buy it again actually.

wtf Ukraine

>>7084636
But Vero Mango are delicious.

>I'm not even Mexican

>>7081678
I buy the cookies and cream bars maybe once a year. They're tasty, I think.

>>7086362
Fuck outta here, those are awesome

>>7084811
hershey's recipe includes butyric acid, which is in vomit

it helps the milk from further fermentation
but it does give the chocolate a funny smell

>>7081099

Why do people even like these? it's like schoolyard chalk and there is even a licorice flavor. Is this from a time when candy was just being invented, like before these things there were just bugs and cough drops?

>>7081099

It is literally flavored chalk. Why would anyone eat chalk?

>>7081099
FUCK YOU I LIKE THEM

>>7084852
What the fuck is wrong with you, these are delicious

Smarties. Taste just like chalk.

>>7084811
It literally does smell like vomit though, at least to me and loads of others it does.

Just do a search for 'Hershey's Vomit' and you'll see thousands of results, are you telling me all those people and myself are wrong?

Have you ever thought that maybe you've just grown accustomed to it?

>>7084636
That actually looks like you shoved a Q-tip up your ass and then swabbed around for a chunk of poo and then pulled it out

>>7084852
Love/hate relationship
If you refrigerate them, they're impossible to eat
Sometimes they cut up your mouth
And the foam is kind of like the foam that couches are made of
But it's ok

This shit. It's so fucking chewy you can't even swallow it. I don't know how people eat it.

>>7081207
it's too sweet for my taste
>>7081181
>>7081262
>tootsie rolls are bad
>>7082816
>>7084401
>>7087276
>>7081099
these

>>7091124
You don't swallow gum asshat
3/10 and a You

>>7081678
I love the almond version of these, but I've begun to get bars that taste a little more off and... "bland" than usual.

>>7084342
>tfw you love the fuck out of cinnamon and "spicy" flavors
>absolutely adore these

>>7081678
I only understand dove chocolate.. it's the only type I can enjoy other than some candy bars, but peanut allergies ruin most of those.

Also Hershey's smells like when someone doesn't clean their ears for a while.. like it's really gross.

>>7084342
die in a fire you fucking loser, cinnamon candy is top-tier delicious.
you pleb piece of shit.
fight me or i will devour your firstborn

>>7091225
I loved those as a kid. They absolutely destroy your sense of taste though.

>>7091243
But it's so fucking worth it

Jelly

Belly

Buttered

Popcorn

>>7091269
love it

surprised no one posted this yet

Mounds

>>7082816
Regular candy corn is awful. But when you get the candy apples ones, they're great.

>>7091269
>almost all of my favorite ones were white
>so was buttered pop corn

Juicy Pear is still the GOAT

>>7084811

Americans who grow up on it get used to the taste - calling it 'vomit' flavoured is a common expression heard from Europeans because it does taste like vomit to us for this reason >>7086780. We don't use it in our superior chocolate production methods and americans usually compliment our chocolate as being far supreme once they taste it.

>>7091344
oh man what the fuck are those anyway. id always see them in movie theaters as a kid

>>7081090

marzipan

>>7092291
I prefer maltesers, but there's nothing wrong with these.

Anything with cinnamon, particularly Valentine's Day mini hearts. Vile, digusting things.

>>7081090
These are terrible, I agree

>>7092580
they're called liquorice allsorts

>>7082595
Lightweight.

I didn't like these

>>7091344
wow fuck you

>>7094518
What kind of fucking slogan is that?

>>7091344
>>7094968
Gross

Hersheys chocolate is sour but it doesn't taste like vomit.

Maybe Europeans are well acquainted with the taste of vomit.

>>7091344

>>7092276
>European chocolate
there is no such thing you fucking idiot

>>7095050
Butyric acid is found in milk and it's taste is made more pronounced by the fermentation process used by Hersheys on their milk. It's a pretty common taste in both cheese and butter and is used as a food additive. Europeans are just being snobbish about it.

>>7095254
Shows how much you know

>>7095254
>REAL BELGIAN MILK CHOCOLATE

Ehehheyeah bwoi!

>>7095282
name one chocolate that belongs to all of Europe

>>7095287
halal chocolate

>>7091344
only the coconut shit is gross, liquorice and aniseed jelly are great desu

>>7094940

japanese kit kats are a little odd for the taste. I like them all, however I can understand if someone else doesn't like them, etc.

Cheap generic chocolate-coated candy with white filling. The kind they put in New Year gifts for children all the time.

>>7092291
You shut your whore mouth

>>7095286
Ainsley has his own brand? Man that's fucking cool. You probably can only get those in bongland?

These

american 'candy bars' are completely trick-tier

>>7097190
They're chocolate chips with sprinkles, what's not to like?

>>7082816
>>7084636
>>7092291
>>7097190
Tied between those and pic related.

This picture instinctively makes me want to spit it out even though I'm not eating it, and I don't even spit out food if it's gross...

>>7092291

>>7097816
how DARE you insult the patty

>>7097816
These are one of those candies that you see a commercial of, think "oo I want one of those", buy one, and instantly regret it.

>>7097834
Yes. I love mint, like, it's one of my favorite flavors, but I only like peppermint as an after-dinner thing, or if there is a bowl of them at a reception desk and I take one. And the commercials are so tantalizing. You're absolutely right. But to me, eating a peppermint patty is like drinking from a bottle of ketchup. I like it as a flavor than a main thing.

>>7097834
>I bought this for 3 dollars
It was the worst 3 dollars I ever spent.

>>7081774
Hersheys chocolate is atrocious. Americlaps producing low quality shite as always

>>7097868
lol it's all national preference. I've tried multiple brands from many different countries, and most of them were gross or meh. Not that I like eating chocolate all by itself anyway. Either way, a lot of countries are going to not like certain brands from other countries.

>>7082519
Got this joke a week later after visiting this thread again

Slow board

>>7082816
I love these. Especially the pumpkin shaped ones. My family devours them.

>>7097885
I don't get it.

Salmiac shit
Anything rose water flavored
Winegums