/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I hope Stu's family knows this is where he is now

>>7087134
I knew he was too much into pot. Sad really. Drugs ruin another pperson's life

>>7087176
what's wrong with this?

>>7087189

its fucking burned

>>7087189
nothing, he's shitposting

>>7087196
no, its not.

I don't know who Stu was but I doubt he deserved this.

>>7087120

>wifey material
LOL WHITE WOMEN RIGHT?
>cringe

Fuck off back to reddit

>>7087330
I'm sure duskamoor women are equally incompetent

>>7087319

>west side ryes

>popping caps in ryes

my sides

>>7087319
>mayo

Truly disgusting.

I have a folder of these things....

>>7087747

>>7087751
whoops i should drop the namefag, remembered that not all of these are wife material things, but food cringe in general.

>>7087319
>still has to earn his bacon
Oh my fuck

>>7087747
>>7087751
Oh lordy, these must be posted ironically though, right??

>>7087751
The caption always gets me
>bout to go in on these hoes

>calling nachos "hoes"

>>7087751

That looks like someone shat on a plate of doritos

>>7087757

>>7087816

>>7087819

>>7087825

>>7087825
ouch... so close...

>>7087819
dont judge this person. if you ever find yourself completely dirt poor you start doing things like this just for the psychological boost of eating something with variety

>>7087835

>>7087849

>>7087751
wtf is that grey shit

>>7087851

>>7087777

No. Women get told their entire life, by everyone, that they're awesome and special and can do no wrong, ever. So they literally think this shit is good.

>>7087120
>stu
>stuart
>stuart McKenzie

>>7087864

>>7087955
I'd eat that any day of the week.

>>7087196
Maybe slightly over but that is not burned

>>7087825
While the shape is obviously bad, no reason to think that would taste bad. When I homemake my pizza I never bother with circles

>>7087835
>#paleo

wot

>Pasta two ways
>naming your dish like it's a high end restaurant

top lol

>>7087825
Looks deilicious
>>7087996
This, probably best food posted in this thread so far.

I love my girl, but holy shit, everything she makes pretty much looks like this shit. I tell her straight up, you suck at cooking, and it hurts her feelings. Oh well.

She will say, "I'm gonna make you something special!" And I'm like oh fuck me. She will literally take two dishes that I already prepared and mix that shit together, cover it in rooster and then serve it to me. Once she mixed a cream sauce pasta I made with chili, covered it in rooster, and served it to me with chips. Fucking disgusting. I didn't eat it.

>>7087967
Of course you would you fat American fuck

>>7087955
comfy

>>7087330
I'm sure your shitty husband loves your garbage food.

>>7088007

iktf

My girl literally only knows how to make stews. "Asian" stews. Basically she just puts a bunch of veggies together (doesn't braze or anything, ever) and then cooks it all to fuck with coconut milk and ginger. It's edible though, so not that bad.

>>7087791

>not enjoying some 'hos

smdh tbqh familia

The Fat Clal Brandy Snap

Fucking shit. You know these bitches are pulling hot guys too..why even live?

>>7088042
>hot guys

r u a girl

>>7088047
yes, what gave it away?

>>7088049

swank-n-grind on my dikk while u cook pls

>>7087835
This has to be ironic, all these hashtags are so wrong.

>>7087955
Not terrible desu. Far from good, but it's not an embarrassment like most else in this thread.

>>7088113

>>7088007
>tfw your gf can only cook 3-4 things
>she's self aware
>apologizes for cooking the same thing over and over again
>apologizes if she tries something new

I offer to cook too, but she insists. Odd because she actually works longer hours than me - but does get home earlier.

>>7087189
>>7087196
>>7087228
>>7087974
>>7087176

he's probably trying to catch people out, i'm pretty sure that's a gordon ramsay plate. because if you say you don't like the look of something gordon ramsay made you MUST be a charlatan

>>7088007

>Once she mixed a cream sauce pasta I made with chili, covered it in rooster, and served it to me with chips.

that sounds really really good

>>7088113

i think you've just stumbled on the sad secret behind these threads anon

like everything posted is taking the piss

>>7087747
Wtf you put the cheese on before you toast it

>>7088162

>>7088166

>>7088172
>that fucking scallop

Looks like a goddamn marshmallow

>>7087864
>raw broccoli

wtf

>>7088172

>>7087791
>Calling doritos and barf 'nachos'

>>7088166
>slow cooked teryaki

>slow cooking a dish that's supposed to be grilled quickly on high heat

I was sick with in January and I had diarrhea that looked like that.

>>7087851
This literally looks like shit

>>7087851
reminds me of that subway comic with furries shitting on a loaf

>>7087955
large portion but not a shitty meal. would like some broccoli with it though.

>>7087757
Smoked oysters and tostitos, a little weird. Add cheese and I'm fuckin outta there

>>7088121
poor guy
>"I... I love dinner honey... it's... it's very good. I... I like how the cucumbers add a nice crunch... and ah, uh.. a coolness. thank you honey"

>>7087777
>oh lordy
Hi jesus

>>7088189

>>7088189
actually said "hunh" out loud like "oh well, guess that's what I have to eat" I was dissapointed just looking at it

>>7088232

>>7088232

What is that, a slice of ham?

>>7088293
raw chicken breast

>>7088270

>>7087757
That looks good fuck

>>7088308
Then you realize it was probably microwaved.

>>7088270
bodyhorror/10

>>7088303

>>7088166

It looks like he is literally cooking liquid shit.

>>7088341
I can only identify two things on that plate, I think.

>>7088341

peas, apple sauce, and a glass of milk. Is she cooking for her man or a fucking baby?

>>7088432
Meat looks edible, making her better than everyone else in this thread.

>>7088432
haha kids meal plz

>>7088432
Hey hey now, applesauce is fucking delicious.

>>7087844
Amen

>>7088212
I think that literally is shit.

>>7088377

>>7088506

>>7088506
Thats not pizza....

I think what fucking depresses me the most is that these women actually think they're doing SO FUCKING GOOD for putting forth the absolute bare minimum effort for their husbands/boyfriends.

They didn't even take the time to youtube the dish they are fucking murdering before they toss it all in the microwave and set to 'death'.

I can cook better than that and I taught myself how to cook through /ck/, youtube, and google.

fuck. I'd be ashamed to tie my name to these atrocities and I'm a guy! Modern women truly are unworthy of marriage.

>>7088511
well, now we know what she does when she runs out of tampons.

>>7088520
TAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHHA

>>7088517

I knew a girl who's idea of home cooking was nothing more than
Step 1) Cook an entire box of pasta
Step 2) Cook and cut up chicken onto the pasta
Step 3) Cover in cream of mushroom soup

Great woman, terrible cook. Just doesn't get any more midwest WASP than that.

>>7088527
My mom was kinda similar. Her expertise was hamburger helper and rice-a-roni with a chicken breast and maybe some corn.

>>7087319
amazing

>>7088527
don't blame it on 'midwest wasp'

I swear when the fuck did /ck/ become /bizarroPol/? Fucks sake man at least 3 times in this thread I've heard some variation of 'white women' .. fuck off. Black women are some of the most horrible cooks I've seen, and american mexican women come in a close second. I'd say the same about asians, but they still retain some of their family cooking ability; so unless you hate fish, rice, and noodles, those bitches will keep you happy. White women can be bad too, but they're either as bad, or better than, the rest. take your fucking cultural marxist shilling elswhere.

>>7088432
Thay plate is so fucking disgusting, the food is fine but jesus wet get rid of that plate

>>7088377
I've seen this pic a couple times, but I never noticed that she put canned spaghetti on top of plain spaghetti.

>>7088511

>>7088537

Dude, I'm white, and I grew up in the middle of corn country. Shit just is as it is, this isn't racist shit, it's just how things happen.

>>7088560

>I'm white so I totally can't be self hating and racist against my own kind

said every sjw hipster race traitor ever.

>>7088551
Why do Americans have such ugly plates?

>>7088537
Only good female cooks I knew was my great-grandmother(RIP Maw-Maw) and great aunt.

>>7088551

what in the actual fuck is at the bottom of that plate... is that a raw chicken breast?

>>7088551

>>7088571
American """""cheese"""""

>>7088573
>hating on American Dairy-like Cheez Condiment Product for Human Consumption (TM)

>>7087849
This could probably pass as some whitey does Mexican food shit, I'd at least try it probably.

>>7088571

>>7088568
Assuming it's actually vegan, probably some puddle of condiments- most likely to be a mix of mayo and ketchup

>>7088579

wow... is that canned spaghetti on a flour tortilla?

is that supposed to be pizza? fuck's sake. i bet she's thinking 'margherita pizza ain't so hard nigga'

also, I hate to say it, but >>7088573 I fucking love EZ cheeze on ritz crackers. It's a guilty pleasure that I wish I could create on my own just to get rid of the processed gunk that's in it.

>>7088564
>The state of >(You)

wew lad

>>7088579

>>7088571
this has to be ironic

>>7088608
most of this shit is ironic

>>7088608
>>7088624
>American """""understanding""""" of Irony

>>7088604
What the hell is that on the left of the macaroni beside the bread

>>7088639
Probably Rice-a-roni

>>7088219
It's not furries, it's Hunter from Spyro.

>>7088639
I'm thinking egg, meaning this meal consists of egg, pasta, rice, potatoes and bread.

>>7088585
> mayo
> vegan

Uh

>>7088506
holy fuck I'm fucking dying

>>7088639
It looks like a giant wad of garlic butter

holy fuck, these must be jokes or something, no one can be that stupid.

>>7088604

I came from a household where everything was pre-frozen or from a box. Weenies and potatoes and the like were common meals. Growing up I began making a serious effort to learn to cook well.

My fiance works too hard for his son and I to come home to some kraft singles slapped over shit & noodles. I made chicken with a mushroom cream sauce tonight, and even as a first attempt it was leagues ahead of this stuff. Even if it is ironic...just...holy shit.

I dislike >btw im a grill posts, but, underneath my laughter is a frown.

>>7088341
is that a lobster tail...in beans? with a burnt steak, muscles and something entirely unidentifiable.

>>7088665
>his son and I

Reverse kekold? lmao I bet you're fat

>>7088565
>insulting muh Hamtaro

>>7088665
>Underneath my smile is a frown
Kek you sound like a total faggot. I wouldn't cook shit for you, and by that I mean I would probably cook literal shit for you instead of anything palatable. Retard.

>>7088590
>I was on a bus and it was the middle of the night, and I had a box of crackers and a can of easy cheese. But it was the middle of the night, so I could not see how much easy cheese I was applying to each cracker. So each bite into the cracker was a surprise as to how much easy cheese I had applied, which makes me believe that they should have a glow in the dark version of easy cheese. It’s not like the product has any integrity to begin with. If you buy a room temperature cheese that you squeeze out of a can, you probably won’t get mad cuz it glows in the dark too.

>>7088665
>underneath my laughter is a frown.

>le I'm not like the other girls face

>>7088687
>If you buy a room temperature cheese that you squeeze out of a can, you probably won’t get mad cuz it glows in the dark too.
I think whoever wrote this is giving stupid people too much credit.

>>7087819
>#cooksuck

>>7088661

>>7088549
what the fuck

>>7088341

>>7087816
I've eaten those and they were fucking awesome senpai

>>7088708

>>7088721
who is da girl

>>7088724
me

>>7088731
hey

>>7088722

>>7088377
I'd smack that garbage out of her hands.

>>7088520
She puts catchup on it?

>>7088703
It's mitch hedberg. May he R.I.P in piece.

>>7087825

>>7088864
>>7088722
Corn, not even once

>>7088864

>>7088121
This is supposed to be a satire of British cuisine, right?

>>7088293
It's what passes for bacon in the UK

>>7088929
American """"bacon"""" product is call Streaky Bacon in the UK, and generally considered low quality

>>7088921

>>7088936
You go ahead and eat your undercooked slices of ham while we enjoy the salty fatty goodness of bacon.

>>7088957
>undercooked

wew

>>7087120

Some of these pics, they can't be real can they?

>>7088166
>slow cooked rice
fucking why

>>7088943

>>7088978

>>7088571
it took me like five minutes to figure out how fucked up this

>>7088984

>>7088984
Sure it ain't fine dining, but I'd probably eat that.

>>7088995
>those string beans
This image actually made me feel ill.

>>7088564
Kill your fucking self holy shit. Pointing out the flaws of your own race doesn't make you a fucking self hater. 10/10 asshole I'm fucking pissed.

>>7088995
Looking at that steak makes my soul hurt.

>>7088604
I put some carbs in yo' carb so you can carb up while you carb up

>>7088641
absolutely radical! cutting-edge cuisine right there
plating could use a bit of work, but I love the simplicity and the use of negative space, as well as the contrast between the angular shapes of the (blue) jelly and the curvilinear (blue) floral motif on the plate

>>7088716
why did you label mussels as crab?
green are collard greens
i think the ??? is some kind of chicken

>>7089006
#oldskoolmemes

>>7088943
>>7088921
>>7088551
>>7088432
>>7087849
I might be an autist but if some of that stuff was served on white dishes they wouldn't look so bad.
I fucking hate colored/decorated dishes.

>>7088978
>Using Cheerios as breadcrumbs

>>7087955
I make my boyfriend stuff like this when we're broke bc he's a skellington and will happily eat anything. Wouldn't post it on social media though wtf

>>7088511
This is fucking beautiful.

>>7089056
>boyfriend
>girl

Hi.

>>7088527
That just needs some veg and a cheese layer and it's a legit pasta bake.

>>7088007
>>7088029
>>7088124
Why don't you beta fags teach them how to cook properly?

>>7088506
I just now noticed that the tortilla isn't folded up and filled with something - it just contracted and bent that way in the oven

>>7088564
Kill you are self false flag Jew fuck

>>7088984
>no salt added
because we're health conscious.

>>7087330
Vagoo hurt

>>7088571
My bf is a very able cook who has made some really yummy, varied things in the past but sometimes he makes and eats this exact thing. I don't understand it.

>>7089212
>bf
>Girl

Hi

>>7087851
Looks like a miscarriage.

>>7088432

This one doesn't belong in this thread. The threads for abominations, that's both visually and ediblly passable.

>>7088921

Despite the appearance, that'd be edible.

>>7089056

No one cares about YOUr FUCKING eLATINSHOP STARTUS

FUCK OFFF

GET THE FIUCK OUT


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GET OUT

FUCKING FUCKER

PPOST THSI SHIT OJN FACEOOK WHI THE FUCKJ CARES ABOUT YOIUR SHIT BOYTFRIEND FUCK YOU

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>>7088565

that's fucking hamtaro you fucking retard you better wash your disgusting mouth before talking shit on hamtaro you piece of retarded shit I hope you fucking die of aids fuccboi you're going down

>pot of stu

>>7088722

>i know how to keep my man

by weakening him with malnutrition and psychological torture so he is incapable of resisting you?

>>7088929
>>7088957

it's gammon you moron don't talk about things you don't know

I cringe with you, fellow anons.
But what is wrong with people? I don't mean the dishes, I mean the whole wifey material.
I can cook rather well, and my wife (if I ever marry) or my gf is never going to be chosen by her cooking skills. Even if I couldn't cook, I wouldn't say "too bad she can't cook, gotta dump her".
Hopefully Husband material is not fixing a boiler or something like that, because I know shit.

>>7089307
It's a reaction to third qave feminism that women are trying to fill traditional gender roles. Only they suck at it, so they just create this shit meals and pretend that makes them wife material. Just like modern 'manliness' is entirely based on outward vanity.

>>7088943
Why's she show us the meal after eating it? makes no sense.

>>7088270

>>7087835
>al kraft

>>7088909
i drop a mitch line once a day on average.
i'm not sure i've ever said 'documents' correctly when talking with my father, who is also a big fan.

i'm glad i got to see him before he died.

>i've got so much tartar i don't have to dip my fishsticks in shit
>...
>...
>...
>...
>that's actually pretty gross
>after that joke i like to clarify that i was just joking.

>>7087825
It's not nice to mock disabled pizza, guys. This isn't /b/.

>>7088432
But men are babies, anon.
Also
>having milk with your dinner
What kind of beast does this?

>>7087851
>"He'll always be a part of me if I eat clumps of my hair and shit it out onto a piece of bread and feed it to him".

Really though, what the hell is that?

>>7089262
wew lad

>>7089398
I honestly think those might be meatballs

WHY ARE SO MANY OF THESE FOODS SERVED ON EITHER PAPER PLATES OR GARISHLY COLOURED PLATES? IS THIS AN AMERICAN THING?

>>7088551
Is that a mug of honey and jizz?

>>7089429
Poor people thing. Only plates you can get at the dollar store.

>>7089429
You can throw paper plates away, saves on doing the dishes

#easy #thuglife

>>7088957
Don't worry, we can see that you do.

>>7088995
"Mac n Cheese".

Yeah, that isn't macaroni and I'm sure that isn't cheese either.

>>7089453
American cheese, American Macaroni

>>7088999
Nice trips.

After this thread I am on the verge of telling my GF that she is a godlike cook because she cooks average meals. Fuck me.

>>7089464
This thread is not the norm, it is not the average. Most people can do better than this, hell,most teenagers can do better than this.

>>7087319
is this a real thing like the autistic sonic comics?

>>7089471
The bad thing is that I think this actually is the average. My opinion is based on personal experiences and threads like this.

>>7089476
It's parody

>>7089477
>hurr durr my opinion must be fact
You are probably just poor.

If this was the norm, restaurants would serve shit like this too.

>>7089488
It's not the norm. What this thread shows is what happens when children are raised by parents who cannot cook, therefore learn no skills themselves. I learned 80% of my cooking just by being around my mother when she cooked, it just passively absorbed into me

>>7088172
what is the bacon scallop doing there?
those poor steaks
why the crab leg?
green corn? isn't that supposed to be yellow when its ripe to eat?
A muffin on a dinner plate? this baffles me the most

>>7089488
Can you read ? You probably must be a retard because your reading comprehension is just bad.
>I think this actually is the average
>stating my opinion, never ever saying it's a fact

>>7088511
How can meatless meatloaf exists?
So just a normal loaf?

>>7089503
That's not an opinion, you made a conjecture.

>Americans are awake, time to leave /ck/...

>>7088722
>I know how to keep my man
She better be talking blowjobs

>>7088571
This makes me crave cheez whiz hnnngg

>>7088172
>muffin

>>7088341
Out of all these this is the strangest. Why on earth would you spend all that money on a lobster just to make that?

>>7089519


soda cracker nachos

>>7089532
this is how I usually make them

>>7089490
I grew up with shit parents, so did my roommate. We taught ourselves around 17/18. People who can't cook are losers and in the minority. It's such a simple and important skill, absolutely pathetic that some people are unable to do it.

Im not saying they're right, but don't tell me you guys expect people to actually make their pasta, cheese, and breads from scratch for each meal. I know you dont do it.

>>7089554
No one is suggesting that. What they're saying is that mac n cheese, spaghetti, bread, baked beans etc. shouldn't be on the same plate

>>7089554

how the fuck you got that from this thread i do not know

>>7087757
Fuck the food, that table is dirty AS FUCK.

>>7089554
Actually I make pasta from scratch once a month and bread every two weeks. It's not for every meal but it's delicious while it lasts.

>>7089554
All im saying is dont boil noodles and slap some Kraft singles on it and call yourself a chef.

>>7088995
>and I'm single
Yeah, I wonder why.

This thread just made me really sad. We're all going to die alone.

>>7089625
nothing really wrong with that, obviously didnt come out how she wanted but its probably just a bit bland

>>7087120
I know this is not /r9k/ but acne-kuns cooking videos are a mixture of cringe and comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n8vEnDQcRw

You guys should check out Dimly Lit Meals for One

I haven't been on it for a while but I remember some hearty keks were had

Also you can just tell the guy running it is a regular on /r9k/

http://dimlylitmealsforone.tumblr.com/

>>7089532

>>7087176
That looks FUCKING RAW

>>7089891
hey don't dog soda cracker nachos. When you're poor you make due how you can. One of my favorites as a kid was mayo on soda crackers.

yeah, just mayo. we were very poor.

I still eat them every once in a while, and reminisce about how my father would beat me for the slightest offense. He's probably why I made the decision not to have children.

>>7088270
bury_the_body.jpg

>>7089048
White dishes and black dishes are the only acceptable dish colors

>>7088571
Okay /ck/ you are going to have to help me: What is the yellow substance in this picture?

>>7087835
>vegan
I'm pretty sure the food has some nonvegan stuff in it

>>7090007
Probably this amerilard """""cheese"""""

>>7088520
Lmao my thoughts exactly. Thanks for the chuckle based anon

>>7088921
those kinda look like tapas, no? I mean, really shitty, soggy tapas, but still, not as awful as others here.

>>7087955
Genuinely nothing wrong with this desu senpai

Needs some vegetables though

>>7088936

Got to be honest, I agree with the American here. Back bacon is a waste of time, streaky is where it's at.

>>7088708
Top lel

>>7089397
I would drink milk every single meal of every single day if I didn't care about getting fat.

>>7089371
>I don't know how much tartar I actually have.
>I believe it's an average amount.
>If we all did a tartar test now I would be right in the fucking middle.

Also why are so many people using plastic plates at home? Are they really that fucking lazy?

>Using milk for anything besides cereal and cooking ingredients

Do people eat flour too?

>>7088864
It took me 5 seconds to get "corn dogs". I'm literally retarded

>>7090055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngQaBvz5nmA

yes

>>7089313
This shit is fascinating. Is there an official study of this kind of behavior?
I'd follow the shit out of trends like this, broad but subtle cultural changes always trying to one-up and subvert the previous one.

>>7090095
I'm sure there's dozens of papers put out by gender studies or media studies departments talking about this kind of stuff, but I'm not sure I would call that official.

>>7087859

i think its minced meat

>>7090098
>gender studies
Yeah, that's the problem I'm finding too. Turns out most people that care about this kind of thing are the kinds of people who suck. 300 pound purple-haired legbeards.
Sociology is junk science too, but it's built on the corpse of what could have been a fascinating and enlightening study.

>>7088517

this is an okay post until

>fuck. I'd be ashamed to tie my name to these atrocities and I'm a guy! Modern women truly are unworthy of marriage.

go back to /r9k/ you faggot. there's still women out there that can cook.

>>7088537

>accuses others of being /pol/
>posts the cultural marxism boogeyman

just because those people are criticizing white women for being bad cooks doesn't mean they don't also think black/mexican women are terrible cooks you dumb shitcunt

>>7088564

>race traitor

Kill yourself you useless fucking stormnigger

>being self critical means hating your own race

>>7087844
>dirt poor
>cashew nuts and tortilla chips

Yeah, no.

>>7090064
it looks like shes eating coke from a baggie

Greetings from Finland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VdhxC7gNUw

>>7088232
That one would be acceptable without the pineapples.
Or we get to see if the condiments the guy uses is shit or not.

>>7088432
This one is also fine.
Meat looks properly cooked and marinated. Looks good.
The side dishes are actually okay with that.

>>7088921
Terrible picture
Terrible arrangement
But its almost done right. That is a really good sandwich

>>7088684
>>7088681

why are people so obsessed with cu.ckolding? if anything You're pathetic, lmao

>>7090210
>Guy living in such filthy conditions
>That dirty dish inside the fridge
>cooking terrible shit
That video made me more sad than disgusted.

>>7088341
>this is so common in the nog community they already have a word for it ready to convert to a hashtag

>>7089477
These pics are all from children of single parents. Most of them are nogs. All of them are urban.

>>7088049
w-why did you save that image 4 times?

>>7089174
u funny

>>7089920
I grew up poor as fuck and so did both of my parents. It is no excuse for shit like that. We didn't have any disposable income so to speak or ever go on vacation but we still had balanced healthy meals every night just not extravagant stuff. Lots of beans, cornbread, biscuits, things like that. We planted small gardens in our back yard that my dad worked on after working all day so we had fresh vegetables. If you buy staples then you can cook and eat well for a modest budget. I would wager your parents probably spent more on their food than mine did. It just takes a little bit of effort and forethought.

>>7090308
It could be she just used the filename 4 times.

>>7090118
Yeah, before I left school to start cooking for a living I was on track for a degree in astronomy and was thinking about possible switching to anthropology. I got a few days into my sociology class before dropping the idea completely. It is nothing like it used to be. Now its full of people telling you how white people ruined the world and I should feel bad because I am white.

>>7088679
I think you meant mussels

>>7088708
I would immediately leave and never speak to the person who served this to me, never again.

>>7090314
oh you could afford those things? how nice for you.

our cupboards were bare 90% of the time except for crackers, bread, a beer in the fridge and some catsup.

i guess you weren't actually that poor after all.

>>7090000
>nice quads

>>7089313

underrated post

https://youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY

>>7089920

I've literally been living off of three bucks for the last ten days.

Potatoes, onions, carrots, lentils, rice, it all costs fucking nothing.

Buy some flour, buy some yeast, make bread.

Living relatively healthy isn't hard at all, nor is it expensive.

>>7090437

what is it with Filipinos and hot dogs?

>>7090440
>this is what liberals actually think
Shouldn't you be shilling for fucking bernie sanders on /pol/ ?

buying all that on 3 bucks is impossible unless you're pulling them out of a dumpster. in which case I'm guessing the 3 dollars to access the dumpster, combined with you sucking the dick of the hobo guarding it, is your payment.

>>7087757
Looks like something I'd suddenly crave in the middle of the night on a weird day.
5/10, no real way to improve, this has to be an ugly meal.

>>7089625
What is it with people saying 'a thing' all the time?
Why do the do it?

>>7090392

is this supposed to be bad? looks edible as fuck to me

>>7090398

our you trying to say ketchup and crackers are cheaper than beans and onions? because they're fucking not you retard

>>7087851
He literally married a wolf and now they're eating the placenta after a recent childbirth so as to not lost precious nutrients.

>>7088010
>>7089262
Shhh, this is a FOOD cringe thread.

>>7088189
Did a boiled egg crash-land on that plate from a different dimension?

>>7090451

>buying all that on 3 bucks is impossible unless you're pulling them out of a dumpster. in which case I'm guessing the 3 dollars to access the dumpster, combined with you sucking the dick of the hobo guarding it, is your payment.

i'm sorry your parents fed you shit when you were a kid you mouthbreather

Germany is anything but a third world country, yet I got all those things for three bucks. mindblowing, right?

two pounds onions are less than a buck, two or three onions are a few cents. same goes for potatoes.

carrots are relatively expensive compared to the rest.

lentils cost something like 1.20€ per package, which makes for twenty or thirty meals.

I have a 10 pound sack of rice, who the Fuck doesn't have rice at home? either way, if I WERE to buy rice for like three or four servings it'd be less than a buck.

you're delusional

>Shouldn't you be shilling for fucking bernie sanders on /pol/ ?

what the fuck are you trying to say? /pol/ is mostly natsoc/stormniggers, bernie is the complete opposite

this might baffle you but not everyone on here is from burgerland

>>7090466

It's so they can distance themselves from it. They're posting it because they are 'proud' of whatever it is to the point of wanting others to see and appreciate it, but they also want to leave their options open should it come under criticism.

By terming it 'a thing' they downplay the perceived importance of whatever it is so that any negative reaction can be deflected since it's 'obviously' (by their word choice) not something that they devoted too much time and effort into doing, even if the reality is that they did.

Castiglione talks about the idea of 'sprezzatura' in his book on 16th century courtier manners, and it's basically the idea that one should strive to do difficult things perfectly whilst appearing effortless in these endeavours. It's pretty much the same here, where they assume a stance which suggests that they didn't put much work into these things but still did them very well.

>>7088121

Because cucumbers really throw the high-brow concept behind beans on toast.

>>7088377
The worst thing about this pic is like, imagining that she's proud of this shit. Holding it out like it's some accomplishment worth remembering by a photo.

>>7087955
>portion control

>>7090483
You're right about the rice, but three medium-sized onions would be like £1 over here. You can buy pre-cooked pasta with a dehydrated sauce for about 20p. Insulting people because of their upbringing is pretty shitty too. He wasn't saying that he disagreed with the point of the thread, that these people are stupid for taking pride in awful food.

>>7090537

>He wasn't saying that he disagreed with the point of the thread, that these people are stupid for taking pride in awful food.

that wasn't even the point of the discussion, the reason why I stepped in was because anon apparently thought crackers and ketchup were cheaper than onions and rice (he still does)

there's nothing funny about having poor parents, but it's just as wrong to say "they couldn't have done better" when ketchup and beer was permanently available, yet no fucking onions and potatoes

>>7090557
>anon apparently thought crackers and ketchup were cheaper than onions and rice (he still does)
It is in burgerland. Burgmerifat here, produce is VERY expensive where I live. To the point that a home cooked meal will be more expensive than just getting something frozen.

>>7090557
I think you don't understand how much cheaper shit food is than fresh food in America, the UK and probably some other places. The third world comment means fuck all when those things would be far cheaper there.

>>7090568

even frozen produce isn't bad at all, frozen spinach is usually more "healthy" than "fresh" one imported

http://www.ers.usda.gov/data-products/fruit-and-vegetable-prices.aspx#26396

tells me average price for onions "per cup" is like 40 cents, that's more than here but still definitely very much affordable..

>>7090568
>>7090568
> Beer in the fridge
You had shitty parents if they preferred to buy beer than feed their children.

And buying flour, rice and lentils in bulk is cheaper than ketchup and crackers. Even in burgerland.

>>7087864
I think that could actually be good if the broccoli was steamed and chopped

>>7088121
...When the wife's on that health craze again...

>>7088166
i'm iterally waiting for a hand to rise from that...

>>7088270
Secret ingedient: huuuuuaaarghh..

>>7088520
Thx for the laugh and the most fucked up mental image ever :D

>>7089010
or, in other words... it literally looks like comething that could be served in the Fallout universe

>>7091018
I did this when I was like 13, actually tasted good.

>>7091018

>>7091049
if those are smoked sausages and not hot dogs i would probably eat that without protest

>>7091049

>>7091322

>>7091322
I-I can't look away anon.
Please tell me more about this progressive miracle of future foods.
Is it meant to be warmed up after being taken out of the can?
Are the individual slices meant to come apart? If not, are you meant to eat one layer at a time or just go for several layers in one bite?
Also are you meant to eat this with mashed potatoes or just on their own?

Please tell me more, I need to know.

>>7089048
that's kind of a weird thing to hate

>>7091715

>>7092031
looks like a legit 4am snack to me boyo

>>7090024
You say that like any of us actually think that's cheese. What a cunt.

>>7091741
I believe you eat it all as one layered mash.
It's like looking into the future.

>>7089270