/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7077321
I just take bites out of a living pig.

stop shilling your youtube channel

>>7077321
how do you even get pork chops that thin?

>>7077321
>commercial in his youtube video

>Salad night

>>7077321
Could have browned those chops, removed from pan, then browned the rice a roni in those drippings. The texture on the fatty edges would have been better.

But the #1 problem here is that you don't take pork protein up to boiling temperature, something you needed to do that pasta/rice brand mix. I'd have cooked them separately, ideally.

One "dump" recipe you can do with pork chops is Stove Top (pork) Stuffing rehydrate with water, layer out in a pyrex 9x11 or 8x8 pan. Park raw pork chops on top slathered with mustard, orange or apricot jam, pepper, and bake until golden. They will caramelize, get golden, and keep the stuffing below it moist, yet allow it to crisp on top.

Another lazy dish, is browning onions with pork chops, dump on caraway sauerkraut, reduce to simmer with lid on, and leave it for 20 minutes. The thicker cut, bone-in chops will render their marrow and fat into the sauerkraut mellowing it and making it golden and delicious. Serve with potatoes of choice.

Next pork chop dump recipe I have in my rotation are crock potting those southern ribs, which are simply loin cross-cuts. Add to crockpot with water or stock, maybe a sliced onion. Low 5 hours. Remove from crock, careful not to break them up, and slather with favorite glaze and broil til caramelized. I might do a jalapeno jelly or guava jam with cilantro and garlic, or favorite BBQ, or even hoisin, ginger and dark sesame glaze. Depends on your theme of sides.

Can we please start reporting these threads?
They are just as irrelevant as Joey was.
Stop this dago, wop shill please.

>>7077442
These threads were being posted on /ck/ when you were still in diapers. They are a core part of /ck/.

>>7077442
Daily reminder that Joey abandoned his fans and so everyone abandoned him. Ja/ck/ is a colossal, unyielding failure and will never change. It doesn't matter how many threads you report the King will always come back to his domain

>>7077451
Fuck off.

>>7077340
this, it's painfully obvious you're doing this to up view counts.. shit's pathetic

>>7077321
Double cut, bone in. Stuffed with apricots maytag Bleu cheese, seared. Deglaze pan with brandy and cranberry juice. Add shallots and dried cranberries. Reduce to nappe. Drizzled over chops.

>>7077472
>Bleu cheese
Retarded as fuck.

how does he have so many views?

does he have a legit following of wal-mart shoppers, church pot-luckers and mouth breathers?

>>7077478
>Omfg Bleu cheese so gross! Gag
It's ok Sally, I understand your peasent taste buds can't handle such manly flavors. We will just cook yours until it has the consistency of boot leather and smear it in ketchup for ya. I'll even cut it up into little pieces so you don't choke

>>7077481
His following is /ck/. Why do you think he makes threads here?

>>7077493
>bleu

>>7077442>>7077340
>>7077467
>>7077496

>>>/pol/ and stay there schizo

>>7077493
>bleu
blue.
Fixed that for you.

>>7077460
This to be honest familia. Joey was awesome and /ck/ loved him and he loved /ck/ until he became an omega cu/ck/ and abandoned /ck/.

Ja/ck/ is an entirely different cu/ck/old faggot for very different reasons. Learn the lore.

>>7077505
I don't think you understand the concept of telling someone to go to pol you kikepuppet degenerate scum.

>>7077460
>tfw I haven't watched a joey video in months
I used to watch like every video he made for a year or so there. Is he still shitty?

just a simple pan fry. medium heat.

typically 5 minutes on one side. flip. 3 minutes on other side.

season salt, pepper, garlic, onion.

cook some kind of vegetable in the pan drippings. broccoli, spinach, brussels, etc.

>>7077321
>I have people in SHERMONEY

>>7077541
I think we all quit around the same time.

Joey has a new cooking video gang!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6hVs0o4Pyk

WOOWOOWOOWOO!!!

>>7077565
I knew a guy who chewed his finger nails and they looked just like Joey's. I'm a Broey, but dude, get your fingers out of your mouth. Disgusting.

>>7077597
I don't know how people even do it. It gets painful when you get closer.

Jack is such a fucking manchild, look at this cunt.

>>7077597
Are those really chewed fingernails?

I thought he was just so obese that it fucked up his fingernail development and permanently distorted them. But maybe I'm wrong.

>>7077442
it is amusing tho. :(

>>7077872
it's a genetic defect

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clubbed_thumb

>>7077382
you chop the pork twice.

with sadness
>you can never go home again

>>7077565

This is literally the best news I've seen in a week I love you bro

>>7077460
Daily reminder that Joey is 500x the chef that King Ja/ck/ is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6hVs0o4Pyk

>>7077972
Shit's on all his fingers though. Unless I'm misreading.

>>7078211
Definitely but that's only because Jack the cu/ck is so fucking inept.

>>7077321
Over hot as fuck charcoals for a few minutes on each side.

Just shove it in my meat hole, familia

>>7078211
need more mayo on those vegetables mate. salads need mayo

>>7078809
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>>7078211
>Joey is 500x the chef Ja/ck/ is
>500 x 0 = 0

Well done

>actively wanting cancer

No thanks.

>>7078211
joey is love

joey is life

>>7077784
Skip to 1:14

Is jack his nickname or did his parents not care enough to give him a real name?
"Look at this faggot. we'll just call him jack or something, who gives a shit." - Jack's dad

>>7077451
Haha! Jokes on you! I still wet the bed, meaning I'm still in diapers regularly, meaning that these threads have nothing to do with /ck/ulture!

Suck on those apples!

>>7077451
New as fuck.

>>7078211
The king has returned!

>>7079267
It's probably a nickname for John or something. However I'm almost certain "Jack Jr." is his full legal name on birth certificate

smothered with salt and starch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny0tMpGRQ3o

>>7077416
>you don't take pork protein up to boiling temperature
212 F? wut?

>>7077321
That pornk looks like cancer

Does he still think hes going to get a food network show?

>>7079475
No.

(he KNOWS it)

>>7079298
Fuck
Off

>>7079475
Not a chance in hell.

>>7078089
onstad dropping achewood was the worst thing to happen to culture since lmfao

>>7077321
I think Jack might be the one human being on earth who I genuinely would wish death upon.
What a worthless bigoted piece of shit. I hope he chokes on an undercooked piece of chicken. Even Joey is better than him.

>>7079513
I mean, WE KNOW, but when did he "accept" the fact that he won't?

Who would win a irl fight Ja/ck/ or Joey?

>>7079924
Joey, i'm pretty sure.
He's a mean lean machine.
Jack is a choir boy.

>>7077541
he's dead

>>7079946
Jack is a literal boulder though

>>7079964
A boulder of limp-wristed faggotry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke_xYIhYPTw

>>7079964
>>7079946
I have admit that both contenders have multiple layers of fat covering the kill spots on their body.
They should have knives or katanas.
A fist fight would last hours and I don't think those big balls have enough stamina to go all the way.

>>7079973
it's such a relief to see ramsay cooking after 5 shitty Ja/ck/ vids.

>>7079964
More like a meatball. I'm pretty sure Jack would just end up tripping on his shoelaces because Tammy didn't tie them for him and roll down a hill, leaving Joey victorious.

>>7078010
/thread

>>7079267
Fuck off loser. I go by Jack. Legally I am a John though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu6PftyO5NI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrNILE4PWDo

>>7078089
>chris has abandoned us for soft drinks
>mfw

>>7080315
Beautiful.

>>7080315
Why is he so proud that people from Germany watch him? He's like fucking amazed by it

>>7081928
>Should I feed you?
>..no, that's kind of weird

What the fuck kind of relationship do these people have?

>>7081928
>advocates genocide
>likes the Germans

It actually makes more than a little sense.

I want to see Ja/ck/ audition for Masterchef and get shot down royally. I want Ramsay to point-blank tell Ja/ck/ that he is shit and to get the fuck out. I would say Hell's Kitchen but they only let people that work in kitchens on that show.

>>7079283
>New as fuck
He started getting posted here around 2012-3.

>>7078089
Oh fuck.
I didn't even know depression was contagious until I found Achewood.

>>7077321
>boiling porkchops
wat

>>7079528
He's probably deluded himself into thinking his show is already bigger than all of food network.

>>7082411
Isn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgXSO6fRNME

jack eats an entire tablespoon of butter in just one bite of the taste test

hopefully he stops doing baked goods and pre-cooked ham recipes. they aren't as funny to watch

>>7082540
>punching the eggs

>>7077505
shill harder faggot

>>7082540
>That flour sifter
You've got to be kidding me.

>>7082540
Why didn't he just add all of the dry ingredients to the "sifter"?
I hate this guy so much.

>>7082572

He did a tutorial on how to crack eggs once in one of his videos and showed people this difficult method from start to finish.

>>7083810
what the fuck? who in the hell cracks eggs like that for real?

Is anyone on Earth a greater fuck-up than King Ja/ck/?

>>7084974
What the fuck am I looking at?

>>7083855
Jack the Cu/ck/ does. Ja/ck/ also posted about how he received a skin infection on the area under his ring before.

Sadly he blamed the quality of his ring as the culprit, and not the hidden meat and poultry juices caked underneath his ring.

So I always ignored this guys threads. Does he seriously believe:

a) He is good at cooking?
b) He will get a Food Network show?

>>7082540
>the butter makes it amazing
You don't fucking say

>>7085498
I think he seriously believes both of those, considering he doesn't know that you should remove rings when cooking and has gotten infections before because of it. See >>7085491

>>7085491
>the hidden meat and poultry juices caked underneath his ring

I actually gagged

>>7085606
And even after the infection he still doesn't take off the ring while cooking with raw meats

>beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvqwG5aT9rI&spfreload=10

>>7085622
Raw meats? Take it off or wear a glove.
General cooking? Who cares.

>>7085809
So he's officially turned his show into infomericals for whoever sends him free shit

What company in their right mind would want this cu/ck/ associated with their brand?

>>7086077
hes been doing product reviews for years. do you even kek/?

>>7082540

>MMMMmmmMMmmmm

ew

>>7082540
>puts butter on it
fuck why

>>7085809
Cooking gadgets are solely for hacks.

>>7077321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0JhNAxoV18

>there are people out there trying to take Jack as a role model
>AYY LMAO

The guy seems nice though

>>7085809
>8:00
>Beautiful
>it's a fucking roadkill carcass

>>7085809
what a Jackass.

>>7086474
That boy aint right in the head

>>7079924
Jack is a bitch but dude choked his son out so he'd win if he got pissed enough

>>7085809
Holy shit, this retard can't do ANYTHING right!

>>7077321
is king cu/ck/ jewish?
hes shilling this shit so hard

>>7086135
This started as a commercial. If he didn't fuck up the turkey he probably would have sung a catchy jingle about the product and tell us where to buy it with a Ja/cu.ck/ promo code

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4rT1fZDHfk

new jack on the go

jack acts like such a fucking creep around children. he spends the entire video with what i assume is tammy's friend's son while jack's friends are sitting in the background laughing at him

as always he's wearing his typical childish attire and is being extremely loud in public

>>7086731
what the fuck is wrong with him? is it autism? what is his fucking diagnosis?
thats way more than just stupid

>>7086731
I think the intro to 'jack on the go' is the worst thing he's ever produced.

>that hat

fucking lel.

>>7086731

http://youtu.be/FIFO3HXOtfY

I was just watching some Ja/ck/ on the go videos and found this gem. I seriously would not have the patience to deal with this loud mouth retard rambling on and asking me questions constantly while I'm just trying eat my fucking food. You can tell the other guys are embarrassed to be seen with him. Then at the end when he rates the food he gives it a 3.5 right in front of the chef, which is just rude considering the garbage he makes and calls "beautiful".

>>7087214
That sushi looks like complete shit.

>>7087229
Looks better than anything Jack could make.

>>7086731
Did anyone else notice that moment around 5:25 or so when he's talking about how the burger is dripping and the lady tells him it's because he got a triple burger (fucking shocking for Ja/ck, I know), then he just shoots her this aggressive glance and gets all defensive about ordering a fucking triple.

Also, that fucking hat.

>>7086731
>kid had two milkshakes in one day.

American South. I know it too well.

>>7087327
That's what really gets me.
At first glance you think he's just your everyday oblivious buffoon, but then you get to know him and it becomes apparent he's truly egotistical and meanspirited. That fucking interview where he talks about strangling his kid until his nose bled and then laughs his ass off talking about napalming Palestinians... fuck man.

>>7087327
Lol yeah, triggered Ja/ck/ was my favorite part.

>>7087361
got a link to the video?

>>7087214
>3.5 right in front of the chef
What a fucking asshole. If he thought it was bad he should have complained, not just insult the food on film in front of the chef

>>7087386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t30IKGKvokQ

>>7087361
Absolutely. He seems rather controlling too...I've noticed how weird he gets anytime his son is in a video, like he tells him exactly what piece to eat and gets really pushy.

>>7083754
>>7083772
>"sifter"

It's not a sifter? It's on Amazon sold as a flower sifter. Is it something else or you rather use a wire mesh and shake that?

>>7086731
I guess if nothing else Ja/ck/ has stopped jamming his camera in the face of unsuspecting employees and people unfortunate enough to be in the same location as The King.

Also he can't even think up a ratings system that makes sense. his scale is out of "50". Burger Shack receives a 49/50. So is it literally the best hamburger ever created on planet earth? Or does everything Ja/ck/ jams into his mouth warrant at least a 47 rating and this is just slightly better than norm?

Fucking idiot

>>7077505
Cry harder kike

>>7085809
>I just love the tail
>The best part is the tail
>Dude you have to try the tail
"Not a fan of the tail?"- Dumb friend 8:55

>>7087397
The first dude says 5 stars, Jack screams "NO WAY! You're trying to suck up to the guy because he's standing right there!" The dude on the end tries being polite to the chef and raises 3 fingers, Jack screams "A 3?!?!" If he was going to belittle the guy he could have at least been polite and talked shit outside the place like he normally does.

How do this guy's videos get more likes than dislikes? This is some offensively awful garbage.

>>7087503
isnt the tail mostly skin and fat?

>>7086731
Damn I didnt realize he was that big, from the intro,

>calls Food Network
>proceeds to cook a pack of rice-a-roni
Like, honestly, I can't comprehend this shit. Jack gets more surreal with every video.

>>7086340
Eh, I mean gadget is such a wide term
A waffle iron could easily be seen as a kitchen gadget, you could just use a waffle pan.

>>7087627
yeah, dark meat as well. some tendon

>>7085809
>Thats smoked
>its fucking burnt mush

Jack is an entrepreneur and a cook.

His oldest son is a far more successful entrepreneur.
His youngest son is a better cook.

No wonder he is so angry all the time.

>>7086731
How the fuck does he dress like that? How does a grown man, a husband, a father, wear that fucking hat? How?

http://youtu.be/_bmjsET7c-U

Oh my god! This is the most ignorant I've ever seen King Ja/ck/. You guys have to watch this one.

>fall a fell
My fucking sides through this whole video

>>7087742
>He absolutely covers it in Tahini

>>7087712
vid of Jack Jr cooking?

>>7087765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5mXcUPX2MU

post more good ja/ck/ vids

>>7087782
aw that was kind of adorable. jack jr should start doing these videos he's 50000% less obnoxious than his dad.

>>7087752
>has internet cooking show for years
>has to be told what falafel and tahini are about 5 times
>can't tell the difference between chicken and beef

What a fucking idiot.

>>7087802
I think he is completely controlled by Jack, he needs to break free like his brother.

He must be about 18-21 now.

>>7087839
Jack Jr is a sophomore in high school

>>7087845
Do you know how old his oldest son is?

We should get jack to buy some wagyu beef for $100 an ounce and say we'll reimburse him if he does a video cooking it properly as a tutorial, and then see how he reacts to never being payed.

>>7087852
no

Anyone know where I can get this Dead Pool hat from? looks cool desu

>>7087742
>his friends who are visibly sick of him and having to repeatedly explain the most basic of concepts.

>Ja/ck/ has no idea what 15/4 would be and has to look to his son using a calculator for the answer.

>>7087852
I think the say in the video where he discusses choking him out that he's mid to late 20s.

Jack knows about /ck/.

>>7086731
Did that kid say the burger was "creamy?"

This is Jack's "other" son.

>>7087874
>video where he discusses choking him out
wait what? where is this video? why did he choke him?

>>7087883
he meant tender

>>7087887
This is the end result of abusing then abandoning a child.
If the Cu/ck/ King had a daughter he treated liked that she'd be doing porn

>>7087899
Fortunately he's pretty successful.

I hope Jack Jr turns out the same.

>>7087908
What does he do for a living?

>>7087898
I'll forgive him since he looks ten years old.

>>7087887
Hot as fuck <3

>>7087866
That's obviously a Deandool hat.

>>7087853
this, could we youtube message him? independently of course.

>>7079973
Watching Ramsay cook always makes my own skills feel so inadequate.

>>7086731
i wish jack would fuck off and die

>>7086731
>good thing they have this long empty hallway so we don't have to eat outside!
>not willingly sitting out on the patio
fucking americans are subhumans

>>7087410
I'm not watching one hour of this fat moron, what time?

>>7087887
hes an utter tool

Scalafani family group suicide best day of my life

https://www.instagram.com/gshock_cali/

>>7079973
Baste fucking Gordon

>>7087410
>>7087361

You guys are just kidding, right? He wouldn't out and admit he wants to commit genocide on that scale, right?

I'm now afraid to watch the video.

>>7087924
He owns a jewelry company.

this video proves his ignorance, if there ever was a doubt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAzrjdkTC9M

>>7089236

I'm guessing this thing is supposed to replace your current grill, not sit on the top of it.

>>7079335
>recommends butter
>uses butter/margarine spread

>>7086794
>As you can see, the land-whale is having trouble adapting to its above ground environment. Out of confusion it flails what used to be it's flippers as if it were trying to swim faster. Quite obviously it hasn't realized that air is less dense than water.

>>7087803
>>can't tell the difference between chicken and beef
This fucking killed me in the video. He's basically shoving the fucking camera into the plate "IS THAT BEEF?"

>>7089037
He says the pastor of a church he was checking out mentioned they should napalm palestine and kill everyone there and so he subsequently asked him how he could sign up and made some lame meme joke about giving all his money. Then the fat idiot and his equally disgusting whale of a wife, along with the two other assholes all had a merry chuckle at the fiery deaths of millions of people.

Jack is a piece of shit dude.

>>7089037
We honestly should just bathe the entirety of the middle east in nuclear fire.

>>7089332
back to your containment board, edgelord
>>>/pol/

>>7089244
you mean replace the grates, right?

>>7089336
I suggest you look up the history of islam. It's used violence to spread since it's very inception.

>>7077321
>raw pork thrown on top of rice
>didn't even brown the chops
>lol we're making them moist by steaming them!

I'm actually triggered.

>>7087883
he's referring to the cheese

>>7089332
That's true of course, but Jack isn't redpilled. He's just another religious fanatic. No better than the sandpeople he wants to watch burn.

>>7089418
I'm not "red pilled" either. I just like to research shit on my own, go lick Jones's asshole.

>>7089418
>Jack worships a dead sandnigger
>wants to kill all Palestinians
supreme kek

>you are now imagining Jack at the altar of Jesus, his fat preventing him from being able to bow

>>7089459
the demographics of the entire area has changed in the last 2000+ years, anon.

Also
>bowing to Jesus
It's like people don't even listen to the man.

>>7077597
>>7077962
>>7078093
>>7078837
>>7079239
>>7079298
I love the mod cherrypicking going on here. Links to Joey's videos get deleted but Jack's can stay up...
Mods care to explain yourselves?

>>7089542
Jesus was a Semite, Palestinians (and Arabs as a whole) are Semites

>>7089553

fuck off

Jack is relevant because his channel deals with actual food/cooking whereas Joey just stuffs his face with junk in his car

>>7089584
The video linked was a cooking video Joey did...

>>7089593

I didn't check the link when I made that post so I apologize. I do not see why that particular joey link was deleted.

>>7089322
>Jack is a piece of shit dude.
This. I don't get why you faggots worship this giant human piece of excrement.
Jack is everything wrong with America.

>>7089582
And?
Most of them now worship muhammad now, the area changed along with culture.

>>7089597

no one here is worshipping him

these threads are dedicated to laughing at him and hating him

>>7087742
>middle eastern cuisine
>video is 9:11 long

>>7089621
Technically Muslims don't worship Muhammed, unlike Christians who worship Jesus. Islam is very, very strict about being monotheistic, so while Muslims certainly idealize Mohammed (thinking his life was a perfect one that serves as inspiration to all Muslims etc.) they don't worship him.

Just to be pedantic.

>>7089624
...giving him publicity and making him money......
fools

>>7077321
2 min high heat, 3 min low heat per side
idk works for me, it's perfect since rice takes 10 min to boil.

>>7089764
whats your point? the steady flow of cash into jacks pocket provides us with fresh failures every week.

Jack here.

What the heck guys? Seriously? Leave my family alone, stop commenting on my videos, and don't use my pictures on here. You aren't te demographic for my audience and if you don't like my material, don't watch.

>>7090237
Jack here,
Looking for some bulls for Tammy.

>>7090245
Tip top kek

>>7090237

>>7087361
Oh no! It's happening again! Someone has to get Jack Jr. some help!

>>7090276
I bet this guy spends two hours a day on the shitter

>>7090276
i like how he sticks his tongue out in anticipation for every massive bite of trash food he stuffs into his filthy gullet. what a lewd fucking slut

>>7087712
what video is the undercooked chicken?

does he know he's stupid?

I wonder if jack regularly lurks these threads. He knows about us and is a massive insecure attention whore, he seems like the kind of guy who wouldn't be able to ignore these things.

>>7090579
http://youtu.be/eO6e5k6Vvnc

Isn't it juicy and beautiful?

>>7090394
kek

>>7090584
Id say he probably learned his lesson and chooses to live in ignorance

>>7090581
Stupid people aren't self aware enough to realize that they're stupid.

>>7090237
Jack can't write fluently. Nice try, though.

>>7090584
Is there proof that he is aware of King Cu/ck/ threads? Or did some autist just post a link once in youtube comments?

>>7089764
The more he makes the more he eats and the faster he kills himself. Look at how he has ballooned in size over the years. He's already diabetic, he's just a stroke and a heart attack away from his precious jayzuz

I want to rub shit into his mouth hole

>>7087410
Can someone give a timecode for when he talks about choking his son? I can barely take 5 minutes of this guy let alone an hour

>>7090688
Someone sent him a link telling about his fans and following here and he responded. Something about us just saying negative and hateful things and not to watch if we don't like his videos.

>>7090757
I think it's at 20 or 25 minutes in

>>7090237
>implying jack is literate

>>7090721
it cant come soon enough

burn in hell you fat fuck, take your poisonous ideology with you

>>7090721
He already had a stroke anon while in Las Vegas. He blamed it on all the coffee and energy drinks he had in preparation for the drive there, rather than the amount of fatty meat, salt, lard and "salad" he consumes on a daily basis

>>7077321
DIAF food traitor!
Oh my god

>>7091036
source?

>>7091098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqNIvYUnyBg

>>7087712
what does his older son do again

isn't he some sort of marijuana connoisseur or something

>>7087742
that shit looks fuckin' delish

god damn

>>7089037
52:00

>>7090757
27:00

>tfw I expected porkchop cooking tips and recipes

>>7090237
Show us your juicy tits scalfani

>>7087410
>"...the second he wasn't afraid of anyone judging him..."

I'm no Christian, but isn't the entire point of that religion (and most religions) that you should be *very* concerned with how God is going to judge you? And this is a pastor?

>>7086731
>Buger Shack
This has put me over the edge and I can't stop giggling like a retard.

>>7090688
I remember when he fucked up on West Texas Investors, someone live chat with him on facebook and told him /ck/ocks where on his case. YThere were print screens of the facebook conversations where a /ck/ anon fucked up talking to the /ck/ing.

>>7090721
>>7090889

why do you guys want this to happen sooner than later. dont you want to watch this train wreck anymore?

>>7079924
everyone would lose

I miss all of the Joey OC from the threads.

>>7077505
A...am I doing it right?

Also, it's about M&Ms so /ck/ related

>>7091954
Same, but modern Joey is so hard to watch. He's such a fat baby.

There was one recent video where he acted a little old school and took huge messy bites of his chili dog and did woos. His current soccer mom audience called him gross in the comments, and his feelings got hurt. As a result for the next few videos he was taking tiny baby bites from his food and spoke quietly, so that way there was no danger of offending anybody. He's getting even fatter now too, so I guess his Subway veggie diet was for naught.

In a way it's almost as bad as Jack the Cu/ck/ who cries and covers his ears whenever someone tells him he's fucking up. Or who cries when he doesn't get his way (like on national TV).

>>7091977
>ja/ck/ crying on national tv
lol oh my god, what??

With balsamic vinegar and maple syrup.

>>7091954
Fuck off.

>>7091283
>>7090820
Thank you kind anons

Seems that both Jack and his son suffered from some of the reefer madness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URqW7yFqwII

The King and Mitch cooking an already cooked ham again

>>7092684

That ham looks very overcooked, for obvious reasons.

>>7087782
Something about that gallon of sauce just sitting on the washer cracks me up. Jack must drink it by the glassful.

>>7092684

Diversity PIOLIN 14 minutes ago
Close your eyes @3:58 to 4:18 lol
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Top fucking kek

>>7092684
why do they act like preteen schoolgirls chatting about boys in this video

they are adult men

>>7092807
>they are adult men
debatable.

>>7092684
>>7092707

yeah it looks like jack has decided to overcook all his meat since that disgusting pulled pork video

how can someone struggle so much with cooking?

When is this idiot going to realize he is killing himself with food? Who will die first, Ja/ck/ or Simply Sara?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqNIvYUnyBg

He actually had a stroke...

>>7093038

Sara is one case of pneumonia away from death. I fear she won't survive the winter.

>>7092684
every 10th word is DUDE

>>7093038
see
>>7093067

>>7093067

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYxTbPhmTL0

>>7093038
>>7093067
>>7093076

I look forward to the day Ja/ck/let makes a video somberly saying that Ja/ck/ had a massive heart attack and passed away.

Who am I kidding, Ja/ck/ himself will probably stream his heart attack on periscope for attention.

>>7093087
>>7093038
It actually pisses me off how these people are having such life threatening health complications all because of their gluttony. There's no doubt that they wouldn't of had such things happen to them had they not been so clinically obese. It is 100% preventable but they chose not too. It's been like 5 years I guess since Jack had his stroke yet he continues to eat shit on the daily. Just look at his jack on the go show to get an idea of the sort of diet he has

America, why does this shit exist in your country the most?

>>7093118

Have you eaten American food? I remember not even being able to eat American hot dog buns because they tasted so full of sugar, it made me physically recoil. All their bread is the same, packed with sugar.

No idea why companies do this, they don't in Europe.

>>7091977
Joey betrayed himself and his true fans

>tfw you will never hear him try to cover up a wet fart with a WOO ever again

>>7093118
To be truthful fampai, obesity is a significant problem in other countries, too. Several nations in Europe have had similar rises in obesity, the UK is approaching the US in fatness and Mexico is worse than the US now.

>>7093118
>>7093125

We have freedom, we eat what we want. If you don't like it go back to France, pussy.

>>7093148
you think freedom means stuffing your gog with as much shit as physically possible? you think freedom means not being able to wipe your ass because your armfat is in the way?

you are one delusional burger

>>7093162
I'm not defending gluttony and obesity, but just because one has the option (freedom, if you will) to eat as much sugar and fat as they desire does not mean they're obligated to.

>>7093148

Why though it's bad for you? Look at Sara in that picture, why not have diet coke instead of full fat?

Can this woman even shower? Fit in a bath tub? Wipe her arse? I doubt it, if that's freedom then count me out.

I feel sorry for Sara I first watched her Maccoroni salad video because it was funny but watching her recent videos you see she is actually a very nice person. She doesn't have to be skinny she should just lose say 1/3rd her weight and I'm sure she would be much healthier and live a lot longer.

>>7093162
>>7093170
Freedom doesn't mean you have to stuff your face dumbass, it means you could if you felt like it. We're also free to eat healthy, or starve to death if we like. It's all just bantz anyway, the truth is nobody tells us what to eat, and junk food here is cheap, tasty, heavily advertised and readily available.

>>7093170
this

>>7093208
You can eat yourself to death in any first world country pretty easily, the question is why are more Americans choosing to exercise that prerogative? I think the ease of access to shitty junk food combined with the time and/or expense of "healthy" foods plays a significant role. Not to mention that the majority of processed foods contain absurd amounts of sugar.

But ultimately it falls on the individual to regular their own intake.

>>7093070
Holy shit that is a gigantic casket, you could fit three people in there comfortably

>>7077541

I miss joey threads so much ...

>>7093412
Me too, anon. They just had this certain magic to them that jack threads just don't have.

>>7092684
Do you think Ja/ck/ met Mitch on his "men's retreat"?

>>7093417
I think you were just high and thought people spamming "WOOWOOWOO" was the height of comedy

>>7093324
Like I said, junk processed food is very cheap and very easy to get, its literally everywhere in America. I'm not sure why, most likely has to do with subsidised corn and our commercial fast food culture. Good wholesome food has gotten more popular but it still usually costs more and isn't nearly as available in many areas. There are too many fat Americans, of course that's where the stereotype comes from. I think you'd be pretty surprised how many of us are really healthy though. You'd probably be surprised at our access to great food too, from every culture on earth. It's just overshadowed by fast food and doritos.

>>7093070
is...
is that an Oregon Trail quote?

>>7093423

Ric Flair built a career out of it.

Checkmate atheists.

>>7093472
Not everything is a reference fag boy.

>>7077321

Who /turnedonbyjack/ here?

>>7093419
Gives new meaning to his video about having a small stroke

>>7093640

>>7077321

Usually to completion unlike what I'm sure I'm about to see. If you're going to half ass cooking just get fast food, you stupid fucks. What you should put into your body is probably the most important thing you can do.

I'm thinking about making Aunt Marysa's Party Cheese Salad. I'd upload a step by step video for /ck/ to see.
I wouldn't take the piss, I'd make the recipe exactly like he says and give an honestly review on what it tastes like.

Has anyone done this yet?
What do you think?

>>7094057

I think someone did make it here but I don't remember it exactly, and can't find the thread.

>>7094057
A hero would be you

>>7094068
I haven't seen the thread but from I heard the guy who made it threw up after one bite.

Also it's Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad, have some fucking respect.

>>7094068
>>7094100
Going to do it. Curious how it tastes.
I'll have the ingredients this Tuesday.

>cant stop watching

>>7094129
>>7094057

Go to the mirror and say "Aunt Mryna's Party Cheese Salad" 3 times I fucking date you

>>7094538
Yes pls date me

>>7093324
>the question is why are more Americans choosing to exercise that prerogative?

Loaded question based on false notions of reality.

European nations are rapidly approaching American levels of obesity. It is even worse, considering that European serving sizes are much smaller.

So Europeans are paying more money, to get less food, more often. Yet they still get fat. How can you tolerate yourselves?

>>7094713
Not loaded nor false, try again retard. American food consumption has increased steadily for decades (http://www.usda.gov/factbook/chapter2.pdf).). More Americans are obese ergo they eat more than Euros (or exercise dramatically less but that isn't the case in general it's slightly less exercise with a lot more food intake). Euros are getting fatter but America is still handily in front of them.

>>7093700

>>7077533
>>7082603
>>7091961
>>7077340
>>7077461
>>7077467
You guys need to lurk more

>>7093070
>>7093353
Well dunno about comfortably, but still...
In my opinion if you get that fat you already took more from society than you need, food, medical care etc. and you should be recycled to give some of it back.

>>7087214
>tfw I literally lived in that area for 3 years
>tfw I literally shopped at that costco
>tfw I literally drove past that place on multiple occasions
They changed ownership from what I was told. It really wasn't the worst, not the greatest, but was pretty nice to go with some coworkers for lunch. Fuck this fat piece of shit
>those fucking sound effects in the middle of a small restaurant
>talking all that shit in front of the man

>>7094713
>How can you tolerate yourselves?
I'm perfectly healthy, I don't care about other Europeans that are fat. They are weak.

I will however continue to mock the fat Americans until the day I die.

What the fuck is that annoying fucking song during the Jack On The Go intros? Does anyone have a link to the full track? It's the worst thing I've ever heard.

>>7095434
For real.

>>7077321
>Never had leeks
stopped there

200,000 people have subscribed to this degenerate.

Will he do proper Yorkshire puddings next video? I happen to live there and well... They are not supposed to look like that at all.

>>7087410
Please, he choked his son nearly to death in front of his friend and then kicked him out of the house because he was "addicted to marijuana?" Holy shit. Maybe your son was a fucked up drug dealer because you fucking traumatized him, Jackyboy.

>>7087908
Doesn't he hang out with Andy Milonakis, Dirt Nasty, RiFF RAFF, etc?

>>7091195
>puts his gay little intro onto a video where he talks about having a stroke
My sides

>>7093423
Wew lads wew wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-5trUUtz8g

fucking 2 minutes of shilling

>>7095091
>tfw

Looks more like dfw to me

brotherhood of cu/ck/s

>>7095648
>>7095665
I love that it's just a slightly modified version of last nights epic meal time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whJ1HtLfBqs

>>7095434
I've been asking for at least a week, I can't get it out of my head. Did he rip it off somebody? Is there a full version? Is this an original Ja/ck/ composition? Is this the kind of sound he hears in his head as he goes about daily life?

> picture of Jack
> 300 replies

Eat shit, /ck/. I'm out.

>>7096007
they are still relevant? damn....

I don't want you playing no foosball boy

>>7096047
I don't know about relevant. I haven't really heard anyone talk about them in forever. Watching that video, the channel has really changed. Only one original guy remaining (rest left due to money IIRC). It's just not the same.