/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7078192
Damn nigga that looks so fucking good right now

>>7078187
>>7078190
>>7078191
So, you folks drink most of your calories?


captcha; select all drinks

>Food Porn

ugh... take it to instagram

I eat this every night with a glass of red wine (mostly drink water though)
I'm too poor to eat anything else :(

i've been taking benadryl everyday to go to sleep

not shitloads, but 100mg a day

late night meal is pic related

>>7078187

r u a girl?

>>7078187
>>7078191
>>7078190
>>7078084
Diabetes inc.

>tfw my lazy meal is fried chicken tenderloin sandwiches with hot sauce

GOAT Vodka?
i'm under 21 how do i buy alcohol

>>7080419
Tito's is the best vodka, so you're alright there. Pic related is best whiskey. To kill ya is difficult, but patron silver is not a bad jumping off point.

I get this for lunch a lot.

Posting din dins.

>>7078192
>dont know how to judge you will make something up
>using acer
>reddit
>bowl with fish on it

>>7080429
That's not whisky

>>7078084
Anything nice is "pretentious douchebag" food to you because you "commonly eat" like a 10 year old.

>>7078084
At least call it what it is, THIS IS NOT FOOD PORN, this is you posting your shit quality pics of your shit quality meals.

I seriously hope you are trolling and not just stupid as fuck, this is closer to #wifeymaterial than food porn.

just made some fried rice with only red pepper, soy sauce, and rice
Turned out pretty good, cheap as fuck too

>>7080460
i eat that shit too. Also gas station pizza slices almost daily

>>7078084
I microwave a potato and throw protein/salad/seasoning on it

But foods I commonly eat might be "pretentious" to you because I'm obviously not from the same culture as you and few junk foods and ready meals really match my tastes. I eat a few from time to time, like I'm going to have Burger King tomorrow morning because coupon, so I've nothing against them, mind you. They're just not part of my regular diet.

Pic related is the sort of food I eat a lot this time of year. White stock with noodles, egg, and caramelised mince.

>>7078187
>hot chocolate
>5:13AM

Why don't you just drink coffee like a regular adult?

>>7080419
If you're in college, just ask literally any friend you have of age to pick you something up next time they go to a liquor store, easy as that.

If you're younger than that, don't drink you fag. At most have a beer or two at parties to look cool but that's it.

>>7078084
breakfast: porridge
dinner: lentils + veggies or eggs
compliment with a lot of coffee

>>7078190
>that egg

>>7078636
>diphenhydramine
>not dextro
Fuck off

It is a lunch in a Japanese family restaurant. Approximately 7 dollars.

>>7080438
Albertacos? Man i love that stuff.

>>7078084
Once in a great while I'll get one of those small bottles of Cookies n Cream milk, drink it in a minute and have bad constipation diarrhea combinations for the next few hours.
Try that flavor, it's really really good.

>>7083918
Did you meet Poplar?

ITT: OP is an obese welfare faggot

>>7080460
mac and cheese master race

>>7086529
>those fingernails

>>7086529
>those fingernails

>>7078192
hi redd.it!

>>7086529
>those fat as fuck fingers

I eat a lot of hamburger helper

>>7086595
>he knows what reddit looks like
get a load of this fag
>>7086624
why would you do that?

>>7078571
Patrician.

>snickers bar with nutella, strawberry flavored corn syrup, cashews with nutella, cheerios for some reason
>jealously eyeing the mac n cheese itt

>>7086628
>he knows what reddit looks like
lel what are you talking about ? You mean the browser window on his monitor ? What how do you know what reddit looks like you c u c k?

>>7086606

>>7086678
looks fine to me senpai

>>7086678
>dat fat as fuck wrist
>married
It's worse than I thought

>>7086689
First my fingers, then my wrist, make up your mind anon

>>7086699
please cück me

breakfast today

>>7079978
>fried chicken tenderloin sandwiches

Just call it a tendie sammy like your mom calls it when she makes it for you, you autist

>>7086718

>>7086818
Dude that looks amazingly delicious

Every
Fucking
Morning

Sometime add some chocolate powder or a huge ass spoonful of peanut butter on top, cannot seem to get enough of this slop.

>>7086823

>>7086874

>>7080419
Titos is good but this shit right here is better

>>7080419
Move to Quebec: 18 is legal age here. Our alcohol is also really expensive and controlled by a governmental monopoly, but hey, you can get beer and a 10$ lap dance at 18

Peanut butter + soy sauce + curry paste
and noodles

Why do most of you eat like you're poor and uneducated?

>>7078190

>>7087371
hmmmm

>>7078084

>dat milk

Arizona?

>>7078577
HA ENJOY YOUR FUCKING GOUT YOU FUCKING TARD

>>7078190
Thai McDead is even worse than the European one, get your shit together man ! Even the cheapest street food is better than this shit

Does this count? Just came out of the crockpot.

>>7078084

what I eat pretty much every other week

burritos, only thing "store bought" are the tortillas
lahmacun, only thing "store bought" are the flatbreads
rice and vegetable stir fry
potatoes, fried eggs, spinach, fish or meat
some form of sandwich, occasionally a burger
dark bread with various sausages and cheeses, tomato & onion salad, olives, sometimes cheese stuffed pepperoni or other antipasti

that's it. not everyone likes to eat like an ameriburger (tm)

>>7078084
>>7078190
>>7078191
>>7078192

fucking disgusting. get a hold of yourself, turn your life around before it's too late.

>>7078571

I like this. simple and decent presentation. would definitely eat.

>>7080438

doesn't look good, but at the same time doesn't look horrible.

>>7080460
>>7086529

disgusting. is that your leg? fuck, you should be ashamed.

>>7086624

...why? looks like ass.

>>7086718
>>7086818

looks good, maybe a little heavy.

>>7087331

disgusting.

>>7090795

looks good.

now that I've autistically rated (almost) every post itt I can finally rest.

>>7083654
Because coffee tastes like a steaming, stinking pile of grade-A monkey crap.

>>7090867
Why the bread though?

>>7090888
because its there

really i have a fucking problem

>>7090916

>really i have a fucking problem

why?

>>7090926
i just eat way too much pho

i cant help myself

>>7090951

it's not that unhealthy, not even that expensive if you make the broth yourself.

I love making 6 hour broths. like giving birth to a child [not really]

Once a week in some form
Tonight's rendition

>>7090996
Those look pretty great. Brine or marinate them at all?

>>7090916
Don't you mean a 'pho'king problem? Eh eh?
Get it?

Fried eggs on white rice

Bean and cheese tacos

Raisin Bran

Black coffee

That sums up 75% of my meals right there.

>>7091026
Brine baby
1.5 hours then fry 'em slowish to 140f internal
Rest for 8 minutes
Eat

>>7090996
Griswold #8 tool of the gods

Latest batch of chicken

>>7091104
that looks like some tasty chicken.

>>7091104

lookin' nice

>>7091107
thanks, easily the best ones this way so far. marinated overnight, about 3.5 hours in smoker.

>>7091104
Gimme

I commonly eat spaghetti dogs. Some people ask me, Marco, why don't you salt the water for your spaghetti dogs? The reason why is because Knorr Chicken Stockpot™ makes your pasta taste better than salt. You should try it.

this is dinner

>>7091260
try putting those in a waffle iron next time. Its better than baked.

>>7091305
i dont have a waffle iron, are they expensive?

>>7091026
Knorr stock pots.

>>7082394
Contrary to all the bait in this thread, this actually looks fucking delicious.

smores

>>7080419
>i'm under 21 how do i buy alcohol

Stop living in an oppressive religious extremist police state?

>>7092457
>giving a fuck about what age children can be allowed to buy booze
As far as I'm concerned it should be 25, keeps the scum out of the bars. They can drink at home under mom & dad's supervision, since that's who gave them the money to buy the drinks anyway, at that age, unless they're hooking.

>>7078190
so why is thailand obsessed with ketchup these days

I had this beautiful meal for lunch today. Fucking delicious.

>>7092976
you lost me at the island dressing.

>>7090852
Since it's Starbucks i'll agree with you, but you're a fucking idiot for hating coffee.

>>7092976
gee bill three wieners?

>>7092489
in NY you can drink at any age with parental consent.

>>7090837
always one of you autists in every one of these threads

>>7086699
ur fat, sorry

>>7091305
Man, I managed to make a perfect batch of cinnamon roll waffles one time, and every attempt since has resulted in them being either burnt or ripped apart when I open it. So good when it's made properly, though.

>>7091305
I did this and all the cinnamon and sugar burned onto the top of the iron, it was a bitch to clean but it was way better than baking them

>>7092486
Why does it look so slimey?

>>7093701
that means it's in love

>>7078192
That actually looks pretty good.

Okra patties -- but only when I can get fresh okra.

>>7082401
You're not smart.

>>7091033

>>7078084

sammies. sammies all the way down

Divorce sucks I know that feel bruh.

>>7093860 that was in regard to this meal
>>7080460

>>7092486
>RAW
>A
>W

>>7078084
>being an adult human
>drinking sweetened cow's milk

Nothing special but its mahi mahi, eggs, stir fry, and a slice of bread.

use this on my PB and J

>>7090867
Those potatoes better be crispy as fuck, nigga.

>>7083859
fuck dxm that shits middle school as fuck.

>>7093990
Mah nigga. Apple butter is the shit.

>>7091260
this is sad

>>7086529

>that fucking diabetes claw.

>>7093256
Golly bill why do you get so many wieners

>>7083859
I had a friend develop a permanent twitch after a heavy dose of dextro

rice n beans n cheese

>>7083638
That looks really delicious. Is it pork mince? What did you season it with?

>>7078084
>eating gamer fuel shit

who here /3amsnacking/?

>>7094928
Bulking at the moment, so fuck yeah lad

>>7094928
I have some left over slop. It just chicken, onions, black beans and corn. You pour a couple cans of green enchilada sauce over it. Serve over rice. May eat some.

>>7094929
>>7094930
got me some i guess some type of japanese leftover, there was a shit ton of oil already so made the pan really hot, added rice from same order. Threw in a packet of duck sauce, fried and steamed egg. Pretty gud.

>>7078186
Superb taste tqbh

>>7094932
Nice. I'm going at a piece of leftover baked chicken thigh with some moroccan spice mix and a couple of pieces of toast at the moment m8

>>7094934
show no mercy you fucking jew

>>7080460
Oh god I can feel the pbr and mac spraying out of my anus.

>>7086529

I'm poor as fuck so essentially every meal is a variation on beans and rice.

>>7086529
>you have fingers

These for brekkie

>>7090951
at least you're eating little bitch portions. What are you, 7?