/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7073210
He used to be fuckable, not anymore though.

>>7073205
she looks like she would give you herpes and complain that her last boyfriend emotionally abused her. you've met the guy and he seems to be on the level, leading you to conclude that you'll be the "emotional abuser" she complains about to her next serial monogamy victim.

>>7073214
Nailed it

>>7073214
Yet I would still fuck her the second she finished making me a cake.

Giada senpai

shes super short with massive tits. would fuck in a minute, herpes or not.

>>7073205

here ya go

Is she still running that 2 seat restaurant in her home?

>>7073205
Jesus christ her shoulders are xbox huge

>>7073224
manface/10

>fuckable

>>7073225
Her tiny hands would make my tiny dick look huge but her cooking is simply cookie cutter awful.

>>7073233
I don't like it when older women try to pink up their cheeks like that with makeup. It looks creepy as fuck.

>>7073233
name?

>>7073230

>>7073238
Yeah, but 'fuckable' implies 'approachable'. As in; ability to be fucked. I've got more chance of fucking a girl who fucks for money than any of the other girls in this thread.

>>7073239
Sasha Grey.

>>7073240
dat chin

>>7073245
>Sasha Grey.

Never knew she was a chef...

>>7073246
yea but tits tho

>>7073248
She's a girl of many talents.

>>7073249
Paper bag then.

>>7073245
>Yeah, but 'fuckable' implies 'approachable'. As in; ability to be fucked. I've got more chance of fucking a girl who fucks for money than any of the other girls in this thread.

Not even an autist would be this literal. Have you been diagnosed with super autism?

>>7073254
I think she's stunning. I want to marry her and treat her like a goddess.

>>7073257
Yes. Do you feel more superior now?

>>7073257
The scientific name is gigaspergism

>>7073257
>I TAKE EVERYTHING AT FACE VALUE AND QUESTION NOTHING
winner is you!

good goy.

>>7073261
>No, not really. It's just fascinating how you could take the word "fuckable" so literal knowing that you're posting on 4chan.

>>7073269
I have no idea why i greentexted that shit. I apologize.

>>7073269
If the thread was just people posting pictures of pretty chefs it would get boring fast. So I added a new spin. A second concept to consider.

>>7073272
>kek

>>7073266
>I CAN'T DETECT SARCASM

You're cute, where do you live?

>>7073224
Holy fuck I can't stand her, shes ALMOST more annoying than the two fucks in that 'good chef bad chef' shit on before her.

So you were aware of how ridiculously literal you were? That's some meta shit right there.

>>7073275
Melbourne. Wanna make me some eggs?

>>7073279
Yes. You're better than me. You're a wonderful person with a fantastic outlook on life. How may I serve you, master?

>>7073285
I'd like to dump my eggs in you.

>>7073285
>Yes. You're better than me. You're a wonderful person with a fantastic outlook on life. How may I serve you, master?

No, it's just I didn't know I was talking to the reincarnation of Andy Kaufman.

>>7073285
Are you googling Andy Kaufman?

>>7073285
Are you Andy Kaufman?

>>7073304
Not literally, he's the reincarnation.

>>7073311
winner! the man can cook and even though he's old as fucking fuck i would would fuck his sloppy behind.

>>7073228
I'm dignifying this stupid post with a reply.

>>7073317
kek

his Venice to Istanbul series has actually been pretty good

>>7073336
i enjoyed the India and Spain series.

>implying shirley tay/pearlyn chew isn't fuckable
It's like you've never even stuck your dick into a bowl of laksa or something.

>>7073382
Not a big fan of laksa but I would fuck that chubby old chink until she lost control of her bowels.

>>7073395
She headed the best cooking show made anywhere, ever. I'm as gay as a tree full of tap-dancing kittens but I'd still plow Shirley Tay, but only in her Pearlyn Chew get-up. Otherwise, I'll stick to Lennard Yeong (too soon).

>>7073205
That girl from Carnal Dish. She's extremely fuckable.

>>7073513
>I'm as gay as a tree full of tap-dancing kittens

Where do you live?

>>7073542
Philadelphia, in an Asian neighborhood. He's a creepy white guy with a terminal case of yellow fever.

>>7073547
0 for 4.
Unless you count Desi people, I don't generally find Asians attractive (other than Lennard), I'm not white and I don't live in an Asian neighbourhood in Philadelphia.

>>7073205

You submissive bitches will allow whores to make money doing anything if they're quasi-good looking, won't you?

>>7073540
Oh fuck yes. Dem tits is perfekt.

>>7073205
Mary Berry

>>7073749

:(

>>7073737
Not to mention her hips and ass.

>>7073205

*cough*

>>7073936
>that dress
I want to fucking marry her, but know I never will...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

>Michela Chiappa
Her sisters are fuckable too

>>7073205

Quite the fuckable little number IMHO.

>>7073210
does he have nicotine stains on his eye sockets?

Shame she got murderised.

>>7073954
FUCKING THIS.

>no qt Italian cookfu to cuddle with on a cold day

>>7073540
shes black

>>7074112
Wow, really? I couldn't tell man. With that curly hair, full lips, wide nose, and large ass I thought she was Asian.

Thanks for telling me.

>>7074145
And you'd still fuck her knowing this?

>>7073954
She looks like my ex there.

>>7074179
You already know what my response is.

That being said, I'm going to go spank it to her photos.

>>7073225
read a rumor mill item about Giada a while back that she had been cheating on her husband with John Mayer. And that John Mayer had told one of his friends that Giada loves to deep throat. As if I didn't want to fuck the shit out of Giada enough already

>>7073936
Looks like she has chinamen's eyes. Face, body and music shit.

>>7073233

Actress, musician, writer, philosopher, revolutionary, political figure, intellectual beacon and now CHEF.

Is there anything this woman can't do?

>>7074179

Oh no I wouldn't want to be a race traitor #1488 #whiteprideworldwide

>>7073205
>lipstick not the same shade of red as skirt
>2/10 would not bang

Honestly though, would impregnate twice.

>>7074346
>Racism is why white guys don't want black women
>Not because they're almost always worse looking and less civilized than any other race
nice meme

>>7074415

Yeah I'm sure a middle class well educated black chef was looting stuff in the Ferguson riots.

Back to your containment board assburger.

Fuckin' claimed.

>>7074443
>Immediately tying Ferguson to this
I was simply stating facts. Black women want white men, white men want white women. Sorry that these facts trigger you, but almost any self-respectng white man would never date a black woman unless she proves to be impeccably civilized(a basic requirement for people of every other color).

>>7074415
>>Not because they're almost always worse looking and less civilized than any other race
lmao as if
the carnal dish chick is hot as fuck, my bad if you'd rather fuck paula deen

>>7074459
>One outlier is equivalent to a majority
One well-behaved black woman. Wow, I guess that means they're all well-mannered and don't have significant skewing from other races.
>Next response will be about how the facts is raciss

>>7074473
uh, you're the one invoking ALL BLACK WOMENS IS UNCIVILISED when we were trying to talk about a specific black woman we'd want to fuck
like jesus christ, get back to /pol/

>>7074477
Actually i I was initially replying to a comment that suggested white men not liking black women is racism. I'm just tried of seeing le white man scapegoat meme.

>>7074490
Anon, what if that poster wasn't white, but Asian or non-black Hispanic?

You usually can't tell someone's race on 4chan without them telling or implying it.

Just jumping into this argument to say I'm asian and I don't find most black women attractive.

Some are hot but most are too fat and have ugly faces and terrible proportions.

It's not a race thing though, I don't like women of any race with big asses and breasts and big bulbous noses and thick lips. Just not my thing. Seems like that's a west african thing though. Aren't east african women slender and delicate and attractive?

>>7074519
Yes, but quite a few have "West African" traits (really, it's more like West Africans have their traits, as East Africans came first).

Also, big bulbous noses? Their noses aren't big, they're rather short and snubby, with wide nostrils.

>>7074519
>>7074513
For example the chick in the back, she has a nice body. Sorry about the one in front, but you get the idea.

>>7074532
Sauce pls

>>7074532
You like slim black girls? They're surprisingly common where I live (Fort Lauderdale), and there are quite a few in East Africa.

Sadly, many of them don't have clitorises anymore...

>>7074542
just google search it
should be one of the first results

Would you?

>>7074556
Eh, why not. Even just so I could say I'd rammed the Rammer himself.

Plus he's probably got an asshole that could snap a baseball bat in half.

>>7074545
>gr8 body
>not a slut
>will probably be eternally loyal to me for rescuing her from radical islamists
>will probably make injera or whatever any time I want
Sounds like I need to move to FLL

>>7074578
>injera

Looks kinda tripey. Is it basically a big, flat crumpet?

Checkmate

>>7073214
Literally dealing with this right now, minus the herpes thank god.

>>7074604
maybe a cross between a plain utappam and a tortilla and a crumpet, I guess

>>7074649
>utappam

Whoa, it's like Indian pizza. You're blowing my mind with these previously unknown to me bread products anon.

>>7073205

Smearing peanut butter all over your body is technically cooking, right?

>>7073954
This.

This woman was made to be a fucktoy.

>>7073278
i like the guy on good chef bad chef. the woman just makes me seethe with anger. one time she was cooking tomatoes and she said "you don't need to add salt to tomatoes. they naturally contain MSG, so they're super salty to begin with."

you know you're in a bogus, pseudo-scientific field when you're a nutritionist who doesn't know the difference between MSG and glutamates.

>>7073205
>>7073749
My niggas

>>7074340
She's only famous for being a loud, anal-loving cum dump.

>>7074459
She looks like an ultra bitch. Also, she is fat.The whole "HUGE TITS" fad is hilarious and sad.

>>7073985
Cool looking restaurant. Her actual food seems pretty generic though.

>>7073205
Wow. I'm straight and this girl is nearly a hag. Look at that ape haircut

>>7074316
>read a rumor
What a credible source.