/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7046726

Cheesecake factory burger, Medium Rare

Spam and buttered biscuits.

Some fast food.

Little Caesars

>>7046730
what is this even

>>7046726
>Food Porn
>>>Reddit

Red Robin, Yum.

Sausage

In n Out

Ice cream

why are all your burgers plain

>>7046754
>2015
>Only using one website
You realize 4chan is the only site that still cares about this stupid pissing contest, right? Outside of /b/, Reddit and Tumblr don't even know we exist
>>7046777
Especially for In n Out. You're pretty much defeating the point.

>All you faggots putting fast food on plates

I haven't ate a fast food burger in a while but I know they come wrapped in a damn wrapper, just use the fucking wrapper and stop dirtying your mom's plates.

>>7046750
>Coke Zero
>Don't wanna get "fat"

10oz. sirloin at Chili's, Medium Rare.

>>7046806
Ya? It's an extra 200 cal I don't need if I'm going to be eating fast food

Oreo ice cream thingy after work.

>>7046813
>Chili's

DId it come with Flair?

>>7046781
I usually put ketchup, onion, lettuce and tomato on my burgers. I'll never understand putting mustard on burgers though. Also is In n Out worth travelling across the US for?

Olive Garden bread sticks.

>>7046831
I wouldn't travel across the country solely for them, but they are worth getting if you're in the west, Very fresh burgers and fries.

>>7046835
>Very fresh burgers

Do they grind the cow up in front of you?

Large teriyaki chicken bowl with coke.

7oz. Medium rare sirloin from outback steakhouse.

>>7046831
>>7046835
I can think of far better reasons to go to the west coast, but if you find yourself there it's well worth seeking out. Make sure to look up the Secret Menu, though.

Pizza cookie thing from Black Angus.

>>7046826
Now I can't stop seeing Jack completely sticking out his tongue every time he takes a bite. Disgusting.

Miniature pizza hut from taco bell.

Brownies and milk.

Starbucks strawberry frappucino.

Corned beef and potato breakfast by the beach.

>>7046875
Holy shit that's awesome, I love bread and steak.

Fudge from thanksgiving 2014.

>>7046861
Are you in college?

Dinner of champions

>>7046884
No I just work.

All the plain burgers are making FUCKING angry

french fries legitimately give me an erection

>>7046851
>Caramac ice cream

I didn't know I needed this

>>7046966
>half melted pre sliced cheese on burgers

Gotta love your McDonalds Fries.

>>7046851
How did you smuggle this image out of heaven?
If this place exists on earth I need details, very exact details to it's location.

>>7046851

>>i'm guessing it's a seafood pizza.

>>7046730
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>>7046950
That's not stringy. That's cascade-y

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>>7046966
you fags are seriously pissing me off posting this fucking garbage

some fucking top tier meta trolling going on in this thread

op is roasting the shit out of that food pics from japan gook who keeps coming back to vomit his terrible japanese food pics all over the board

>>7046916
is this advert for m&s or lurpak cooks range? i dont have a tv licence anymore so i cant remember

damn op eat some veggies

>>7047200
>meta
Back to >>>/reddit/ you armchair memester

>>7047223
Britfag needing a license to watch TV detected.

>>7046726
Is this sexy?

>>7047318

All protein is sexy.

>>7046881
triggered

>>7047318
is this a cookie or a salisbury steak???

>>7047318
Looks like that weird thing from the food abominations thread.

>>7047335
Hamburger patties & Hoisin Sauce

>>7047223
M&S

>>7046750
that looks suspiciously good for little Caesars pizza....

>>7046851
>>7047167
god why is gelato so perfect

>>7047582
Not him, but Little Caesar's is my favorite pizza chain (other than Marco's, which I think is not as widespread). Domino's (especially after their recipe changes), Papa John's, and Pizza Hut are all inedible.

>>7046833
Look at that ham planet's arms

>>7047192
kill yourself

>>7047249
>putting one too many >'s on your "back to" meme

if i'm an armchair memester, you're nothing but an armchair memester in training, and that's even worse

besides, i think we can both agree the food pics from japan threads are a blight

Charred burger with fries.

>>7046868

whats in the bag?

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>>7046734

Why do your burgers have no sauce or lettuce? It looks so disgusting.

>>7048441
I'm a meat guy, and the lack of condiments saves some calories.

>>7048446
lol

I bet you're dumb enough to believe that

>>7048448

I was just fuckin around with the cals, but I seriously like it better with only meat on it.

>>7048448
If condiments contain no calories then why don't we just eat condiments?
New fad diet consisting of only condiments incoming!

>>7048477
You were held back a couple of grades, weren't you?

>Hey! Don't put ketchup and mustard on my mega double two pound hamburger. You want me to get fat?

>>7046806
Personally I drink diet soda because diabetic. No need to take excess insulin.

>>7047125

I want to see your cock, op.

>>7048529
Exactly

Too many people have retard logic: Durr! If you're eating 1,000 calories, why don't you consume 2,000 calories?

>>7048536

I'll let you see my zebra cake.

Donuts and milk after work.

Turkey sandwich w/ Doritos.

An expensive ass brownie from Panera Bread, Yum.

op your diet is honestly depressing
i dont care if you lift every day, you better be taking a huge multivit to make up for all the sugar and grease

>>7048797
Oh don't worry, I don't eat like that all the time, that's why I always whip out my phone when i'm eating shit food. I normally eat lightly like turkey sandwiches and stuff.

>>7048795
bet your dumb ass paid seven dolla for that brownie. baka senpai

>>7046764
Is the plate upside down?

>>7048813
No it's not upside down. I just use plates to keep the desk clean.

Tuna sandwich from togo's.

>>7048826
That's everything on my phone since 2014, I'm all out of food porn :(

>>7048744
I love those things

>>7046851

B O U N T Y
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>>7048427

salad

>>7048826
Damn I haven't had a good tuna sammie in a while

>>7046851
Oh good lord

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>>7046916
This is literally porn.

>>7046930
>She will never cook for you while you're visiting her son.

>>7046798
>I haven't ate
I ain't never got no schoolin' neither

>>7049352
>while you're visiting her son
What?
Do you think only Catholic priests would visit?

>>7049359
I was thinking more like being the same age as the kid.

>>7049392
I forgot underage folks post here. My bad. I'm the mom's age.

>>7049417
>I forgot underage folks post here. My bad. I'm the mom's age.
you sure? she's about 60

Daytona Taproom

left burger: "The Glazed Doughnut" 1/2lb burger topped with bacon jam & American cheese between two krispy kreme doughnuts

right burger: "Thee Pig Burger" 1/2lb burger topped with BBQ pulled pork, bacon, fired egg, cheddar cheese, onion straws, and pickle.

>>7049467
Damn that looks good, Can't wait till I'm 21 next year and can start getting beer with my burgers.

>>7049472
>americlucks can't drink until 55

>>7049472

Most restaurants don't even check. I've been drinking in restaurants since I was 18.

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>>7049472
>Can't wait till I'm 21 next year and can start getting beer with my burgers
>land of the free

>>7049696
maybe if you go out to eat with your parents they don't check

>>7049779
The average person is barely responsible at 21. It's a fairly lenient regulation.

>>7049795
>The average person is barely responsible at 21.

Looking at American style education and upbringing, I can see that.

>>7049800
I hope you die in a shit fire where you are only medium rare.

>>7049317
newfag found

>>7049810
>literally proving my point

Home made tandoori chicken

>>7047200

>vomit his terrible japanese food pics all over the board

I'll honestly never understand how one guy, who makes one thread, and dumps high quality pics of varied, interesting food from a different country can make so many people so upset.

>>7049851
did somebody say japanese vomit

>>7049825
posting your own food in a food porn thread is like posting your own arse in a high test thread

you whore

>>7049898

Lunch from yesterday.

>>7048085
>a blight
Of all the shit that regularly appears on /ck/, a thread with spammed pictures of OC every now and then isn't that bad.
>>7049851
It's shitposting in blog form, but it's mildly interesting shitposting at least.

If every thread was like that, yeah, the board would be total shit, but it's total shit at times as it is.

>>7049936

>it's shitposting in blog form

Except he never says anything. He just dumps OC.

It's basically the same thing as all the porn boards, except he doesn't just repost the same shit in every thread. It's hard to see a problem with that when we're both posting in a food porn thread.

>>7050028
blogs don't have to have words
it's basically a chronicle of meals he's had
if it had some other intent, it could be something else, but it doesn't have any intent other than that
it could be a cultural essay in image form or an attempt at showing a day in the life of, but there's no documentation of that, and the pictures don't aren't representative of every single meal

>>7050126

>food pics from japan guy
>intent

You just need to accept it as another mystery of 4chan. If you don't like it he's made it easy to filter. Regardless, some people do like it, and it's a pretty big stretch to call it shitposting.

Again, if some dude and his girlfriend dumped OC in /gif/ everyday, "chronicling" their daily sex life in hd, it would probably be one of the most popular threads there. This isn't /gif/, but once again, you are posting in a food porn thread, which is basically the same thing.

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>>7049975
I wish I had a sweet tooth, because it looks so nice and fun to eat. But it will just be so fucking sweet.

>>7046851
>Daim
Yes please

>>7050142
I am saging (or meaning to, I forgot last time) as I post for that very reason. Simply posting in a thread doesn't mean you condone it, either. And it is shitposting by my measure. They aren't quality posts by any justifiable measure. It's just spamming some pictures of meals he ate. Also, like I said, there's certainly a lot worse on this board. It usually comes off as a little refreshing when I see one of his threads. If all the threads were like that, the board would be even more shit than it is, though.

>>7046730
'no'

>>7049925
sauce?

>>7051039
Looks like cheese sauce.

>>7046868
Goddamn, I'd eat the fuck out of that.

>>7046966
>that lone pickle on the top bun

>>7047200
>japanese food
>terrible
Pick one. East Asian food in general is god tier.

>>7046916
literally ten times better with sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3WoKUOWxt0

>>7051399
The nips are like their food, bland and souless.

>>7046950
Who's holding the slice?
Looks like its just floating in the air

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>>7046764
Do you live in southern oregon by chance?

>>7051632
Not by chance.

>>7051632
I live in orange county, California.

>>7048446
>being an adult
>not eating vegetables

Why didn't you ask for the kids menu while you were there?

>>7051679
>swallowing big vegetable propaganda hook line and sinker

>>7046813
You kind Sir knows how to eat a Steak. It´s not Medium Rare...but it looks amazing.

>>7051549

Ooh man that channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbHWF3wPduY

Requesting a good picture of cheese pizza and french fries.
I can't find ANY appealing pictures of them together, pic related. Fucking gross.

>>7051950

>>7051988
That does look good but I'm just looking for plain cheese pizza (maybe extra cheese and/or stuffed crust, too) with a side of french fries.

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>>7046868
I've got a chinese munchy box coming soon, this is just getting me moist

>>7046916
aaaaaand I'm wet again

this thread man

Gonna buy a whole cake for myself for my birthday.


>tfw on roids
>tfw this shit ain't even gonna phase me

>>7052250
What's your cycle?

>>7052274

200 test 500tren a week

>>7046831
Repeat after me:

"DOUBLE DOUBLE, ANIMAL STYLE. ANIMAL STYLE FRIES."

Otherwise there's no point in going to In n out.

>>7052326

man, i just had to come off test/orals because i got a new sous chef job where i work 10-12 hours a day and wasn't eating/lifting properly so it didn't make sense to be on..

lost like 12 lbs , feels bad. started to get back into it this week by switching up my training schedule and wrote up a meal plan. it's jsut so hard to eat at work because i'm literally too busy to eat for those 10-12 hours, so i'm just gonna pack like a shaker with protein/oats/olive oil/milk and a pb&j to get in 15-1600 cals during my shifts

stats?

>>7052372

> olive oil in a shake

do people really do this?

You'da think one should choose a more neutral one like canola or maybe even a good tasting one like sesame seed or coconut.

>>7052386

i'm literally chugging it for nutrients/calories, taste is irrelevant.. plus olive oil is a good and healthy monounsaturated fat that is 120 cals per tbsp. you only need 2-3 tbsp

>>7052400

>i'm literally chugging it for nutrients/calories

Typical /fit/ poster.

>>7049825
get off the floor you fucking pig

>>7052400
>i'm literally chugging it for nutrients/calories, taste is irrelevant

That is incredibly sad.

>>7046730
>>7046753
I think it's pizza with chicken, bananas, peanuts, and one pineapple ring?

look at these little cross packed beauties.

>>7049467
hahahah. Daytona.

>>7046819
Why are your paper plates upside down... What the fuck is going on here

>>7051950
>>7052024
Re-bumping for these.

>>7052926
THAT'S FUCKING GROSS

>>7046730
this looks pineapple

Bear steak. Shot killed and butchered here in Georgia. Grilled to perfection.

>>7052952
>eating predator meat
Enjoy your toxins.

>>7052971
This. It's going to fuck you up.

Looks fucking disgusting too, in person it's even worse

>>7052880
wut iz dis?

>>7052952
Looks dry as fuck.

>>7052971
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>>7053004
Fuck all of you jealous haters.

>>7053041
is that pork or duck?

>>7053037
Not jealous at all, I've had bear several times.

Was just pointing out that the bear steak in your picture looks really dry, because it does.

>>7053052
I have no idea but I get hungry every time I see the picture

>>7053055
Ah, sorry then friend. How do you cook it thoroughly enough to effectively kill any parasites and keep it moist and tender at the same time?

>>7053064
I've honestly never had it as a steak like that.

Every time I've had bear, it was either chopped up in a stew or chili, or was slow roasted/braised like a pot roast.

>>7053077
Disgusting soggy bottom wellington. Didn't rest long enough.

>>7053057
>>7053041

It's a duck confit sandwich

>>7053105
Thanks!

>>7053127
Woooah, where can I get that?

>>7053145
Hungary

>>7049288
Hungry as fuck for this right now

>>7053151
You fucking bet I am

>>7053157
http://www.buzzfeed.com/anitabadejo/hungarian-foods-the-world-should-know#.siQDd5Dg7w

i'm hungry now. thank you

>>7046726
Eating this shit right now. King Salmon at 17.99/lb at QFC.

>>7052372
just treat it like a cut

I would never work in the food biz because of that though, not on gear but I'm not giving up my 5pl8 dead for anything

>>7053228

You took a blurry pic in the dark. Good job.

>>7048537

This. I was (still am desu) a fat fuck, I drank 2 liters of Coke a day. 2 months ago I switched to diet soda, lost fucking 22lbs in the first month from that alone before I even started moving my fat to loose even more.

>>7052942

Unless those are quail eggs that looks like a lot of food for a kid.

>>7052952

That's what a perfect bear steak looks like?

Doesn't seem worth it, to be honest.

>>7052928
kek'd

>>7046730

>>7046930
The only thing in this thread that I'd eat.

(Oh, who am I kidding, I'd eat everything in this thread, then pass out on top of Nigella.)

If this is food porn I must be on xhamster

>>7046864
woah woah woah
curly fries?

>>7046933
deep fried butter? for real?

>>7050142
i worry for japan-guy. he drinks too much and spends too much money on booze.

>>7054118
Are there McDonald's restaurants without curly fries? When did this happen?

>>7053066
hnnnnnnggggg/hh

>>7054151
fo real!

>>7054158

You should read through an al/ck/ thread once in awhile.

In any case, there's a certain mystique surrounding food pics from japan guy. The consensus is that he stopped replying because people were being mean, and also that he's Japanese and barely speaks English.

There's also the idea that he's a salary man who has a wife cooking for him half the time.

It all kind of sounds reasonable, but why he posts on /ck/, nobody knows.

i'm dying, squirtle

>>7047125
Show us

>>7051039
Cheese

>>7054277

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>>7054289
Chillin with Netflix and some delicious meat, Now that's food porn.

>>7049965
the only one that looks nice here

>>7054286
>Processed meat with store bought souse.

Classic Swedish cuisine

>>7046851

>>7046781
>Reddit and Tumblr don't even know we exist
Cool, can you go back there please?

>>7054167
never seen mcd with curly fries in my life

>>7046756
god, their portions have gotten so small.

>burgers
>fast food
>deep fried shit

You fat fucks need to go on a diet.

>>7053045
first time someone has reposted one of my pics, makes me happy

Eating this right now, Kraft macaroni and cheese with ground beef.

>>7046813
>getting your fries wet.
>all that red
Excuse me while I throw up.

>>7046813
This guy. If I could get a raw steak to somehow be hot I'd order it.

>>7055934
plz tell me what this is and how to make it

>>7055950
This is called pide. It's similar to pizza, but prepared with a special cheese called "kaşar" and Turkish bacon "pastırma". They bake it and put the egg on top 2-3 minutes before taking it out from oven. Original pide is stone baked and different ingredients can be used, only "kaşar" and "pastırma".
Here is another example prepared with "kaşar" and "sucuk" (Turkish pepperoni).
It's fucking delicios.

>>7046746
>plain hamburger
>literally nothing extra

What's wrong with you?

>>7056054
I mean NOT only "kaşar" and "pastırma".

>>7046726
oh god thank you for the luagh i just love the idea of a dude whipping out his phond and trying to take good pics of mediocre garbage for a troll thread i hope
anywho you should treat yourself and body better op if you cant afford good food learn how to cook

I made a quiche a few times. I hope its sexy enough.

>>7046906
what kinda cheese?

>>7056084
Crust around the edge looks a little over-browned but otherwise, delicious. I fucking love quiche.

You can stop the crust from getting too browned before the top of the egg mixture if you wrap a strip of foil over it while it's cooking.

>>7046726
Dude, this is a blue board. So that means no posting scat-porn.

>>7053178
/tv/ pls go

>>7046734
>ordering medium rare burger at a shitty chain restaurant

>>7055778
that's horrific senpai

>>7056433
dat nutella

>>7048795
Haha used to work there. That was frozen then thawed then you were overcharged. Tasty tho, just overprced

>>7055778
where's the ketchup?

also get some bread & butter with that

>>7053489
if the kids a pussy

Contributing.

>>7051988
the poutine pizza is garbage. burnt fries and shit gravy.

>>7046726
Tournedos alla Rossini

Made this myself - hope it qualifies as FP

>>7056412
Awesome! I have to try that.

>>7057770
I bet this was delicious but you might want to color balance your photo next time so the image doesn't look so 'mustardy'.

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