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7022539 No.7022539 [Reply] [Original]

Why kebab so delicious?

>> No.7022540

>>7022539
>>7022539

Fat

>> No.7022552

Fuck. Off.

Kebab is like the food equivalent of The Game. Salivating buckets you cunt.

>> No.7022562

You should remove kebab as fast as you can

>> No.7022587 [DELETED] 

bump

>> No.7022589

>>7022587
remove kebump

>> No.7022597

>>7022539
Because of all that delicious fat and salt

>> No.7022603

>>7022539
Because it's made with the tears of the kuffar

>> No.7022605

>>7022539
Because it's not kosher.

>> No.7022614

>>7022539
A lamb doner with chilli sauce, is the best thing to eat on the way home from the Pub!

>> No.7022727

It gets so old, so quickly, how kebabs are one of the only things europoor kids have going for them.

It's not that great, or anything special, it's just the only thing available in your village when you're drunk.

>> No.7023249

Gyro*

>> No.7023257

>>7023249
shawarma*

>> No.7023315

Have you ever eaten one sober?
They're not that great.

>> No.7023329

>>7022539

Don't support the Halal meat industry.

Kafir are not allowed to work in the Halal industry. The very moment Kafir hands touch Halal foods they're instantaneously unclean.

Halal meats promote industry from within an alien environment to them, that excluded the indigenous population.

Halal slaughter is also cruel. Animals killed in any religious ritual to appease any God should be banned. Ritualistic slaughter is barbaric.

>> No.7023358

>>7023329
not sure if pasta or just an autistic sucker

>> No.7023363

>>7023358

Go back go your desert Ahmed.

>> No.7023370

>>7023363
you know I heard aspartame is toxic to humans in a hundred different ways and causes "aspartame disease" fam

>> No.7023378

>>7023329
Not true. You have to be a person of covenant, i.e., Jew, Christian or Muslim.

>Ritual slaughter is cruel

In what way?

>> No.7023381

>>7023370

Has nothing to do with Halal meat being cruel, excludes non-Muslims from butchering it, handling it, preparing it etc etc etc.

>> No.7023386

>>7023329
Halal slaughter is simply slicing the animals throat with a clean, and fluid move, from right side to left(or the opposite?)---how is it any different from herding them in rows then slicing their throats with a machine?

>> No.7023387

>>7023378

That's an outright lie, Kafir aren't considered to be people in the Qu'ran. Stop lying to defend your barbaric Abrahamic faith Rasheed.

>> No.7023391

>>7023386

They're either dead, or stunned before that happens in commercial slaughter. Halal slaughter prefers to witness the pain and scream obscenities and chants to God ad the animal is dying.

There is a significant difference.

>> No.7023394

>>7023381
the magic link is that both sets of statements are bullshit and you'd have to be gullible and a retard and/or wilfully ignorant to believe either

>>7023391
halal slaughter in most western practice as I'm aware allows for pre-stunning

>> No.7023398

>>7023387
No, not really. Kafir would imply someone that is anti-Muslim. People "of the book" are still considered people; it's why Dhimmi code and the like exist.

And let's make this really, really simple. Kosher is considered for nearly all intents and purposes halal with no Muslims involved in the manufacture at all. Therefore, non-Muslims can produce halal food.

>> No.7023459

>>7022539
because the fat of the meat impregnate the bread and the veggies are crunchy and the sauce is fresh and the meat is hot and everything is perfect

>> No.7023474

So much samefag in this thread.

>> No.7023588

>>7022539
Isn't that a gyro?

>> No.7024070

>>7023386
It's got to be blessed by some muslim cunt before it is killed. I have a family member that workings in an abattoir in Australia. They stick the stupid halal stickers on whatever fucking meat since the packing staff don't care.

>> No.7024078

>>7023588
Does it look like gyro you stupid fuck?

>> No.7024094

>>7024078
It looks like a poorly made gyro.

>> No.7024431
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7024431

>>7023249
>>7023257
>>7023588
>>7024078
>>7024094

Döner is the original Turkish kebab dish. Greek Gyros, Mexican shawarma etc are simply appropriated.

They can all look exactly the fucking same depending on where you go, and only really vary from the types of meat and flatbread relevant to the location.

>> No.7024435

>>7024431
>Mexican shawarma
you mean tacos al pastor?

>> No.7024444

>>7022539
whats with the bread they use for those? looks too thick to be a pitta, too thin to be focaccia and too doughy/moist to be either

>> No.7024446

>>7024444
It's flatbread, retard.

>> No.7024449

Isn't this loo/poo food?

>> No.7024473
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7024473

>>7024435

No, I don't. Al pastor is a further derivation of shawarma.

>> No.7024477

>>7024473
but he said
>mexican shawarma

The only shawarma from Mexico is al pastor.

>> No.7024551

>>7024477

Why is there always a back and forth about the names and origins of types of kebab, which one is best etc.

Just call it a fucking kebab and fuck off.

>> No.7024554

>>7024551
The point is that shawarma isn't from Mexico.

>> No.7024595

>>7023386
The one in the factory farm knows what's coming.
The halal one doesn't, and has the mercy of a swift death.

>> No.7024608

>>7022540
/thread

>> No.7024645

If it ain't lamb, I don't want it.

Chicken is okay, it does taste pretty alright if spicy. I used to get 4$ lamb gyros with chickpeas, onions, little bit of tomato lettuce from GyroKing in New York. Basically a subway that serves Gyros. If I felt kinda hungry or needed something to snack on i would also get 3-4 falafell for 50c each to go with it, then dip across to the store across the street to get an arizona for $

>> No.7025026

>>7024431
>Mexican shawarma

>> No.7025054

>>7023398

All Semitic people are retarded, Jews and Arabs alike. Kosher has different guidelines than Halal slaughter. I like to put pork products on top of all the halal meat at my grocer, knowing the muzzies will flip a shit about it, wait around the neighborhood for a few hours having a pint or two, then returning to purchase the 50%-80% off meat, knowing not many Europeans will intentionally purchase Halal meat, and mudslimes certainly won't eat sullied food.

It's a good system, saves me loads on prime cuts.

Halal slaughter is barbaric though, more a scam than anything else benefiting only muslims.

>> No.7025060

>>7024595

>one dies instantly with either a bolt of bullet in the brain
>the other slowly bleeds to death flailing on the ground as brown people scream religious obscenities as loudly as they possibly can at it and around it

yes... fitting death indeed, very peaceful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_s_fuO1f-w