/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The blood of brown and yellow people.

>>7003061
I eat lots of muesli. Mostly because I'm very lazy.

I eat eggs and toast on the weekend.

Most days? Coffee, a piss and a cigarette. The Big hearty breakfasts youve seen are a weekend thing. At Best.

>>7003061
porridge, cereal/muesli, yoghurt, fruit, bread, coffee
eggs and bacon pretty rarely

My favorite breakfast is scrambled eggs stirred into a bowl of grits with a pinch of garlic salt and plenty of butter.


Best full breakfast is grits, eggs, bacon or sausage and buttered toast.
Grits is mostly a southern thing though.


I also enjoy just some fresh fruit for breakfast and maybe some yogurt, but yogurt can be a bit much on a morning digestive system.
Cereal and milk is shit-tier breakfast unless it's Reese's puffs.

>>7003061
Rye bread with ham or salami.
Tea or pepsi to chase it down.

>>7003079
man, grits seem pretty nutritious. I always figured oatmeal was the king of breakfast foods, but not so apparently.

fruity pebbles and mountain dew

>>7003074
>and a cigarette
Do you live in the 50s? Why would you ever smoke?

>>7003090
Not him, but I smoke because it feels good. Now mind your own business, faggot.

>>7003086
>I always figured oatmeal was the king of breakfast foods
Grits are only a thing in the american south, they are pretty obscure in more civilized areas. Oatmeal is much more common

>>7003061
ancient grain cereal and yogurt.

>>7003090
90 pound weakling, pls go

>>7003091
You smoke because it feels bad if you don't.

This is the most common brazilian breakfast.
Coffee with dash of milk and buttered bread. Simple and delicious.

>>7003086
That's great news! I freaking love grits. It's so underrated. I mean there's polenta but fuck yellow grits.

>>7003099
You're joking. That's literally the only kind of store sells. Man, I was looking forward to trying that. Fuck.

>>7003093
>in more civilized areas

Fuck off. If eating sticky sludge is more civilized then I'll gladly stay out of those areas.

>>7003098
this is about america, not brazil

>>7003100
Where are you from? Are there no quaker products?

>>7003105
Asian here.
What do westerners eat for breakfast? From what I observe is it seriously just permutation of bacon, eggs, ham and bread? Do people seriously eat those for YEARS without feeling disgusted?


>WESTENERS

>>7003109
Western = white countries


South America is considered the southern part of the world, not the western part of the world.

>>7003109
in what fucking reality is brazil a part of the western world? western implies 1st world and white, not 3rd world smelly brown shitholes

>>7003111
>>7003112
Muh white supremacy

>>7003116
I'm not even white, it's just the truth.

>>7003061
Most of us don't eat breakfast every day. Many of us don't eat breakfast at all.

I personally don't get hungry until lunch time, and I end up just eating two meals a day with a snack between them.

I do however eat eggs and bacon for dinner sometimes when I want something quick and easy. Usually in the form of a quesadilla.

>>7003116
Is this the part where you claim that whites didn't bring civility and every technological advancement you benefit from today?

>>7003061
weeb

oatmeal and coffee

best shits i've ever had

>>7003116
Stop pretending to be me.

>>7003081
Wtf why would you drink Pepsi for breakfast?

Common breakfasts, but by no means an exhaustive list:
>Nothing
>Coffee or tea
>Cold cereals with milk or a milk substitute
>Hot cereals (like oatmeal) with fruits or other things mixed in, or spiced and sweetened
>Yogurt (sweetened or not) with granola
>Just sweetened yogurt
>Yogurt (sweetened or not) with fruit
>A fruit smoothie
>Pancakes, often with milk and syrup
>Waffles, often with milk and syrup
>French toast, often with milk and syrup
>Scones/biscuits/toast/English muffins, often toasted with butter and jam, buttered and with eggs on it, or just buttered
>Danishes and other pastries
>Granola bar/cereal bar for convenience
>Certain variations of fruit based cakes (apple and banana most commonly)
>Muffins (any kind) but never cupcakes
>Toaster pastries
>Frittatas, quiche, or omelettes with a variety of things mixed in, commonly served alongside bacon (the type being regionally dependent) or sausage/ sausage patties, these usually have some kind of vegetables or mushrooms mixed in
>Scrambled eggs, sunny side up, over easy, or poached eggs. Poached eggs are traditionally made into eggs Benedict, the rest are generally served with some of the following: toast, sausage, bacon, fried/roasted potatoes, corned beef hash, home fries
In addition to the other drinks I mentioned, orange juice, vegetable/tomato juice, and hot chocolate are also common breakfast drinks but they wouldn't usually be stand alone drinks like coffee or tea, and could go with most of the savory breakfasts on the list.

A lot of these breakfasts are more elaborate ones you'd either only find if you went out to eat or only have on the weekend when you have time to cook something more elaborate and then save the excess for the next week. Our day to day breakfasts are the simpler ones that take only a few minutes to prepare, but more and more people skip breakfast altogether nowadays aside from drinking something caffeinated to wake them up.

>>7003061
I eat three pieces of fruit with or without a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice, strong tea, toast with grated tomato tomato and olive oil, and an occasional sugary snack, like a croissant, a couple cookies, something with chocolate or a donut for example. The only times I've eaten meat, eggs and stuff like that for breakfast is abroad in hotel buffets.

Europeans (spaniards) count as westerners, right?

Who needs a Full English when you can have a full American? But as others above me have said, we usually have no appetite or time in the morning for these breakfasts as we have to got our shiit jobs and women don't cook anymore.

>>7003151
>sweets for breakfast

Off with their heads.

>>7003158
"excuse me waiter, some faggot put fruit on my breakfast plate"
Take it back.

>>7003144
You can't make me.

>>7003165
Savory breakfasts are definitely better but sweet ones are nice for the holidays or if you go out to eat.

>>7003061
cereal with milk, toast, and/or just juice or coffee
In college right now I get up at like 9 am and just wait till noon to eat lunch

>>7003145
The idea is to be quick, efficient and not water.
I would like to drink something tastier but then we get to the issue of price and ease of use. Seeping a teabag is better than making coffee on a screwtop you have to get off the heat once the water boils.
I also assumed that OP meant your day to day breakfast so that is what I posted.
Non-filtered applejuice or 0% milk does the trick assuming I have them handy.

Porridge.
Rice, maize, oatmeal, buckwheat and other shit.

>there are people who don't get most of their calories through breakfast

>>7003158
that looks pretty shitty tbh

OP I had a veggie/parmesan/garlic omelette today, but had to skip class to make/properly enjoy it.

>>7003061
Don't be silly. The big "American Breakfast" is an occasional treat for most people. I usually have something like that on Sunday mornings, once in awhile.
My typical breakfast is usually one of the following:
>just black tea with milk
or
>unsweetened yogurt with berries and oats
or
>a glass of vegetable juice and a boiled egg
Or, if I'm feeling fancy,
>fake jian bing (a scallion pancake cooked with an egg and rolled up with scallion, coriander, and chili sauce)

>>7003061
coffee, possibly a piece of fruit

>>7003061
toast with marmite, 2 slices every morning

Porridge (with water not milk) with whatever fruit is in and sometimes a spoon of yogurt or cottage cheese. Routine is my only cure for getting out of bed.

It definitely varies depending on what you mean by "westerners".
Here in Sweden, a pretty typical breakfast would be something like:
Oatmeal+boiled egg+open faced sandwich (=slice of bread with some butter and a slice of cheese or something on it)
+juice and or coffee or tea

>>7003344
>sweden
>western
You're middle eastern now, cuck assed pussy

>>7003061
>Asian here

>>7003357
Found the American who only knows about Sweden through 4chan

>>7003402
lol
okay, baghdad bob

>>7003079
>>7003086
>>7003093
>>7003099
What the fuck are grits?

I don't know if I'm intrigued or disgusted

>>7003410
What the fuck is google?

>>7003061
>Asian here
>Uses American terms

If I have school, I usually have a protein bar or something and water or coffee and yogurt with fruit if I get up a little early. I'm with the other posters that say the eggs, sausage, etc. are more weekend breakfasts...or hangover/still slightly drunk breakfasts, as the case may be.

>>7003411
so is it like mashed potato or what

I had enough trouble working out what American "biscuits" were

>>7003061
i think you're overestimating how often people eat breakfast

lots of people have coffee instead, and i've often seen just a bowl of fruit or shit instead of a full breakfast

full breakfasts with the pancakes, eggs, bacon (you rarely have both bacon and ham), toast, etc, are rarely had for the breakfast meal, and when you do, you're eating out

>>7003427
Are you illiterate or something? Google the word "grits" and read a definition.

>>7003427
>Grits is a food made by boiling ground maize (also known as corn),

literally the first clause, learn to read you fucking idiot

>>7003441
Don't spoonfeed him. You should have let him figure it out on his own.

>>7003445
it's clear he's functionally retarded, you gotta literally spoonfeed him or else he'll starve

>>7003074
used to do this all the time, now i've tried changing a bit to a piece of fruit, a yogurt, some orange juice, coffee and cigarette (and then a massive shit)

>>7003450
I happen to like to watch retards flail around desperately trying to figure things out.

>>7003453
also this during the weekends after a hard night out, bit cliché but fuck its good

Do asians really eat rice with salty soy sauce every day and not get stomach cancer? Oh wait...

>>7003109

I hate America as much as the next rational guy but you can't very well say Brazil is part of the Western world. It's Northern America & Europe.

>>7003472
>europe
>western
kek

>>7003405
I live in Reykjavik you profound jackass

>>7003478
Don't think you understand your own culture bro

>>7003493
Enjoy sharia law, you profound cuck.

>>7003410
Appears to be a shitty version of oats porridge. Anyone thinking corn-based foods are superior has lost all use of their senses.

>>7003498
>cuck
incorrect context, my fuckwitted newfriend

>>7003472
The west is Europe and the europe-derived cultures in America. Brazil isn't even predominantly black.

>>7003523
Sweden is the mangina capital of the western vorld, pussburger.

>>7003544
And Reykjavik is the capital of Iceland tard

>>7003523
fucking based icelanders. looking forward to visiting your country soon.

>>7003563
same/same

>>7003438
>>7003441
>>7003455
jfc it's a food discussion board

would you rather I googled it and said "that looks like puke", or asked you about it and let you explain how you like it

Bacon/sausage and eggs is more of a weekend thing than an every day thing. things like pancakes and waffles are also weekend breakfasts

most days I have a porridge of some type. usually rye flakes or oatmeal

or I'll just have a piece of sourdough toast with some butter

>>7003581
Kinda like how Oklahoma and Florida are the same, huh?

>>7003671
You didn't ask us how we liked it, you asked us what it was. Seemingly after reading a definition, you then asked us if grits were mashed potatoes. Grade A Tard

>>7003708
it looks like puke btw

>>7003721
That's fine, I don't care what you think about it. I just find it funny that the idea of a ground maize porridge was so utterly confusing to you.

>>7003703
pretty much, yes

>>7003411


How can one person be this stupid?

You are inbred aren't you?

>>7003782
>tard asks what grits are
>I tell him to google it in a mocking way
>somehow I'm the retard

>>7003090
wow, those anti-smoking ads must be really effective on the 12 and under demographic

Standard German breakfast

>>7003787
I meant to link this >>7003427

>>7003838
oh, yeah. I agree. He's definitely from the Inbred Isle, at the very least

>>7003581
>>7003544
>>7003498
>>7003478

>literally retarded

>>7003061
I don't usually have breakfast. Even when I do I very rarely eat bacon eggs ham and I assume you mean pancakes. I fucking hate pancakes.

I'm so inactive that I usually just eat nothing to avoid gaining weight. When I was younger and had more metabolism though I usually would just eat a single piece of toast with peanut butter and even younger I would have cereal with milk every single morning.

Right now it's this, with more elaborate breakfasts on the weekends. (scrambled eggs on toast, breakfast burrito, etc)

>>7003933
>Kalles Kaviar
the recipe was made as a cheap substitute for somalian semen for Swedes during wartime

>>7003478
>the only western European countries are France, Spain, Portugal, San Marino, and Britain
Ohayo kurwa, cuoco con pasta ed υπάρχει kλείσουμε kawaii desu ka perkele.

>3 bananas
>Half a pomegranate
>Grapefruit
That was my breakfast today.

#carbthefuckup

>>7003944
>Trying this hard.

>>7003061
American reporting in. I eat a bowl of cereal for breakfast. Its usually 2/3 Rice Chex and 1/3 Shredded Wheat with Skim milk. Plus a large mug of black coffee.

>>7003427
See pic for American biscuit.

>>7004012
Ihat's a good looking roll. It reminds me of the kind we used to get in the cafeteria at school. I fucking loved those.

>>7003061

White guy here

eggs
bacon
toast
hash browns
home fries
french toast
waffles with syrup
belgian waffeles with strawberries and cream
biscuits and sausage gravy
eggs benedict
scrabled eggs with ham and cheddar
omelets
milk and cereal
pie
greek yogurt with honey and nuts
cinnamon rolls
donuts
pancakes

these are what I and just about everyone I know eats for breakfast

Camba-bro from Santa Cruz (NOT BOLIVIAN) de la Sierra here.

The typical breakfast here is usually based on manioc or as we call it, yuca. Manioc is turned into flower and then made into several forms of pastries, some with cheese and dry jerky meat.

Other typical breakfast are slow cooked mashed bananas with jerky and eggs (sunny side up)

For those with a more hearty apetite it's not uncommon to see someone having a place of rice, egg, steamed or fried manioc and a nice well done steak.

fast-food versions of breakfast are empanadas, usually the simple cheese friend empanada or the famous Saltena.

Egg sandwhiches are also common.

Take that with a strong black coffee, or a cold lemonade to cool off in the hot mornings, because milk is for fags.

>>7003671
Just ignore it. Americans have so few things that are genuinely American, and not just a poor facsimile of a European or Asian dish, that they get very defensive when you question one of them that actually is original to America. Even if it is basically baby food.

>>7003061
I don't eat until I'm hungry and that is usually closer to dinner than lunch. But if I do eat breakfast its fruit or straight veggies in that order.

>>7004082
>can't figure out how porridge works
>talks down to others
kek

>>7004118
>Grits are porridge now

Porridge is made from oats anon.

>>7004130
oatmeal is a type of porridge made from oats. you can make porridge from any grain.

>>7003061
Here, OP. I threw together a quick infographic for you.
That's just what I managed in like 5 minutes.

Eggs, bacon, ham sounds more like British breakfast, which is commonly eaten warm.

Germans typically do not eat warm breakfast, but enjoy lots of bread. We've got dozens of kinds of bread and baked goods even in tiny towns, usually.
We also have lots of cold cuts, breakfast sausages and cheeses. If we do not use those, we eat sweet stuffs like marmelade, chocolates or honey.
Cereals and müsli are big in Germany as well. We often mix and match that with fruits.

Then there are certain kinds of warm breakfast foods, like Weißwürste (white sausages), which are traditionally eaten early in the day...until noonish.

>>7004137
>oatmeal

What the fuck is that? Let me guess, some made up Ameriblob word for something that has existed for thousands of years but you fatties just wanted to be a special little snowflake?

>>7004153
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/porridge

faggot

>>7004153
It's the name for a certain kind of grain.

>>7004153
Are you really being this arrogant about not knowing something?

>>7004175
>Make up words
>Get angry when other people can't understand your made up words

DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?

Mexican breakfast: chilaquiles, breakfast burritos, breakfast tacos with eggs, squash or potatoes, a japapeno chile relleno taco, or just lamb.

Indian: Halwa Puri all day niig

Salvadorian: pupusas, typical cheese and beans or squash

American: toast with either nutella, peanut butter, cream cheese or cookie spread. eggs: boiled or scrambled, breakfast sandwiches with turkey bacon, turkey sausage. I also love me some waffles, pancakes, french toast, croissants and jalapeño kolaches.

Fast food: McDonald's: southern chicken breakfast Mcgriddle, chick fil a: spicy bagel chicken sandwich, whataburger: honey butter chicken breakfast sandwich.

No coffee, tea for me.

Breakfast is a beautiful thing my friends.

Sea nut butter and jellyfish jelly

>>7003061
Ireland here

sometimes cereal
sometimes pancakes/french toast(with sweet or savoury toppings)
sometimes cheesy beans on toast(buttered toast topped with baked beans and grated cheese)
sometimes sausages/eggs/rashers(canadian bacon)/black and white pudding(blood sausage and the same without blood),etc.
sometimes simply butter+marmite on toast

On more than one occasion I've had steak

Once, and only once, have I had a mcdonalds breakfast. It's not worth going to McD's for and you can make something vastly superior for 4 people for the price of one meal in the restaurant

>>7004153
Oatmeal is literally meal made from oats, you idiot. If you still don't understand, the picture is a bowl full of the stuff.

>westerns eat meat and eggs for breakfast
No, just anglicised ones. And Germans.

In my country and its neighbours, we have milkcoffee accompanied by some sort of starch bomb, such as pastry, toast or some sort of mush/porridge/grits, often with fruit or jam. Also non-cheese dairy products.
Well, non-cheese for us.
English doesn't have a word separating non-cheese dairy products, such as quark, from cheeses.

Its really a mixed bag

What youre talking about is rare for an everyday thing

Most people i know have some cereal, toast, coffee, maybe some fruit or yogurt

Stuff like eggs is maybe every other day, bacon once a week at most

Varies from town to town really

>>7004179
You're just autistic tbh

>>7003090
Cuz hes too stupid to vape

>Coffee with creamer and sugar

Most Americans honestly don't eat breakfast. Those that do are usually restricted by whether they go to work in the morning or not. Toast with butter or cereal are easy and fast, with bacon and eggs being for those who want a truly satisfying morning or have a bit of extra time on their hands.

>>7003061
Well most westerns skip breakfast
If they do eat breakfast, it's usually mcdonalds or starbucks

>>7003513
Yellow grits w/ cheddar and bacon is fucking wonderful. Especially with egg and biscuit on the side.

2 raw eggs
some fruit
water

>>7004146
this picture is missing delicious, delicious butter

>>7003061

says the asian who eats rice daily...fuck off

>>7004553
>rice
>somehow equivalent to fucking meat and eggs
You must be Australian.

>>7003061
When I'm feeling frisky. French toast with cheese

Else, Egg, ham and cheese (sandwich)

Else bowl of cereal.

my favorite breakfast is a 4 egg ham and cheese omelette. i'll list some other quick breakfasts I'll make for weekdays.

>instant oatmeal with assorted flavors
>breakfast cereals, frosted flakes
>bagels with cream cheese
>buttered raisin bread toast

it was always a sunday tradition in my family to have a huge amazing breakfast

>french toast with ms buttersworth syrup
>jimmy dean spiced sausage
>cheddar cheese hashbrowns
>buttered biscuits with jam
>orange juice

>>7003061
>what I observe is it seriously just permutation of bacon, eggs, ham and bread?

You forgot potatoes and sausage to complete the classic "American hot breakfast" set.

And that is mainly an American thing, not "westerners" in general. Brits eat tomatoes and beans and some kind of congealed blood crap. I have no idea what Yurops eat, but I think there's fruit involved?

>>7004575
The point is you seemed to be bitching about people eating the same thing every day, not about what it is.

>>7003097
This is objectively retarded

Yes, that's why he started smoking in the first place, because it would hurt if he didn't.

>>7004575
>Loads of empty carbs vs loads of proteins with a little fat

This guy ugh

>>7005276
Cream of wheat is gross. My older brother liked it growing up so I pretended to like it too, but it truly is the essence of a tasteless glop

>>7003061
Not going to read through 120 responses, so this has probably already been covered, but the classic eggs/pig/bread permutation for breakfast isn't really that common among people I know, living in an American flyover state. If people go out to a restaurant, it's a reasonably common choice (assuming you consider pancakes/french toast to be variations of eggs/bread), but breakfast is the least common meal to eat at restaurants. Many people in a hurry just drink coffee and grab a bagel/pastry, or banana, or eat a bowl of cold cereal, or just skip food altogether. Some eat leftovers from other meals...many people like cold pizza for breakfast, for example, and a few degenerates even reheat pizza for breakfast.

I mostly vary between oatmeal (with chopped fruit and nuts), a piece of good bread, or leftovers. I've eaten oatmeal for years, and don't feel disgusted: it's healthy, tasty, and I feel it's good for my digestion. I don't get excited about it, but it's still pleasurable. Plenty of routine things are like that.

>>7003105
brazil is in america, retard
>inb4 hurr durr america is a country

>>7005405
No, it's in South America.

Usually a bowl of pic related with a cup of tea. I never have the time to eat a good breakfast

Breakfast for me is usually scrambled eggs with veggies like onion, spinach, bell pepper, potato if there's leftovers, in a burrito or with toast.

That, or cereal, with nuts and berries in milk/yogurt.

And always start the day with a tall glass of cool water.

No pork, gotta keep it halal.

>>7003061
>eating rice and instant miso soup every morning

>>7005261
He started smoking because all the cool kids were doing it.

>>7005421
>And always start the day with a tall glass of cool water.
Mah nigga.

>>7003061
You are not Japanese.

I haven't had breakfast in like 5 years.

>>7003061
i eat a meal replacement drink and medication.

>>7005479

They just said asian. That could mean almost anything

I eat eggs with meat and carbs pretty much every day for breakfast with a tall glass of lukewarm water from the RO and then bike to work.

I feel the opposite of disgusting most days, seeing as how I eat breakfast, it's real food and not bullshit "health" food or preserved prepackaged crap, and I get exercise. Everybody else is just doing it wrong I guess.

>>7005556
Asian Ex-Japanese.

If I do eat breakfast it's usually toast or bagels.

Sometimes eggs.

grits is probably the best breakfast food in existence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlzWLrdQX9Y

>>7003061
>implying I can afford breakfast

I only eat at my job because they don't charge me for my lunch.

>>7004179
>>7004153
You're trolling, right?

>>7003061
Yoghurt, cereals/oatmeal/muesli, fruit,...

Most people don't really eat those ridiculous full English breakfasts unless they're about to run a marathon.

>>7003074
you eat coffee, piss, and a cigarette for breakfast?

Standard italian breakfast. Eating salty/savory stuff is actually considered gross around here.

>>7003087

Most people I know don't eat breakfast. Just coffee. I start work at 8, I have two cups of coffee and an almond bar by ten, pretty consistently.

>>7003061
>Asian here.
Just say paki, anon.

>>7003061
Regular Cheerios and milk in the summer time. Sometimes slice in some banana and have some celery on the side. Nice cool breakfast. Hot oatmeal during the winter time.

>>7003061

Healthy, productive westerners eat eggs, starch (toast or potatoes or both) some kind of meat (sausage, bacon, ham, chirizo, steak) maybe some fruit or vegetable (like tomato, mushroom, melon) and some coffee, orange juice or milk.

Faggots eat pancakes.

Super faggots eat cereal.

Ultra Omega faggots eat vegan quinoa and other horse feed

>>7003061

Gruel. The thinner the better.

>>7003933
>creamed smoked roe

>>7003061

> For breakfast
Cruesli, Skinny quark for dem proteins with fruit.

> For lunch
Either Bread, pasta, or noodles. When I feel like a slob I eat one of those 70c pizzas and put some extra cheese on them with Habanero sauce.

> For dinner

Varied. Dishes from all over the world preferably italian but mainly potatoes, some soy schnitzel and vegetables.

>>7004299
>vape

>using a mouth fedora

>>7003061
2 slices of bread with things like chocolate sprinkles, jam, cheese or peanut butter with a cup of coffee or tea.

>>7003061
Just had a bowl of fruit with a little falernum on it and some corned beef hash.

>>7003061
So what do asians eat for breakfast? Rice like every other meal?

>>7004030
>Americlap here
>My light breakfast menu

>>7006874
The japs do at least. Rice, miso soup, grilled fish...
Same as lunch, and dinner. In some parallel universe where clocks don't exist no one in japan can tell what time of day it is because they eat the same thing at every meal.

>>7006952

>>7007012
>palpable butthurt, the post

I'll wait while you look up the big words.

>>7003829
One of the best feelings about going to Germany

>>7007019
Face it. He blew you the fuck out.

>>7007032
This is just embarrassing.

>>7003158
Toast and French Toast? Way to cover your bases there.

>>7007032
>Implying you are not the poster

>>7007019
>>7007034
>WAAAAAAAAAH people aren't laughing at my stupid overused joke! Better pretend they're the butthurt ones to save face!
>>7007050
He's not you retard. I am.

>>7005329
>no sugar, butter, milk or salt.
>choice of lumpy or regular consistancy

>>7007057
You sound mad. On a scale of 1 to 10, how mad are you?

>>7007069
About 8 tbh

>>7007069
Just give up. You made a joke and people thought it wasn't funny. It's not that big a deal. You're only embarrassing yourself by carrying on like this.

>>7007084

smh fam

>>7007084
Your honesty has endeared you to me. Sorry if I made you mad m8, was just bantz.

>>7007090
You really are a sad one. I am in a good mood from the last lad though so I like you too m8. You can keep being butthurt about a joke or come and have a hug with the rest of us. Want a hug m8?

Brit

Weekdays I'll eat a banana on the way to work, plus coffee.

Weekends/days off, usually cereal with the occasional cooked breakfast, usually bacon and/or fried egg sandwiches.

>>7007098
Its cool, we're all m8s having a laugh at the end of it.

>>7007111
Good lad, gonna give some food to homeless cats tonight since you were so agreeable. I don't even like cats.

>>7003061
Oatmeal, steak, fruit.
so p much meat and bread

>>7003061
are you retarded

>>7003061
Ameriburger here.
What do Japs eat? From what I observe is it seriously just permutation of rice and shit? Do people seriously eat that for their entire LIVES without feeling disgusted?

>>7003061

I don't think I know a single person who does the all out eggs/bacon/pancakes/biscuits shit every single day. Maybe if they go to mcdonald's and get an egg mcmuffin every morning, but they certainly aren't cooking that shit every morning.

More like cereal or oatmeal for most people I know as a daily thing. Maybe a yogurt/granola phase, or poptarts if they're still in college.

American btw, not sure if britbongs do the full english breakfast thing all the time.

>>7005329
Fun fact: They call it that because people associate "gruel" with poverty.

>>7004012

Why is that bun called a roll? Do you roll it through whatever you want on it or something? It's not even round.

>>7008756
Dinner roll is the full name.

And you ROLL the dough into a ball before baking it.

>>7003061
I think you watch too much american tv.

>>7003109
>brazil
>western

Dude I don't even think they knew WWII was happening when it was

>>7006369
babby detected

Sometimes I'm so lazy I just crack an egg and eat the red.

>>7003061
If I eat or drink anything other than water right when I get up, I'll have stomach problems in the morning. This only happens on weekdays though, It must be the car ride that messes me up. I think it's because I need to change my eating habits.

>>7003061
Cereal (sanitarium cluster crisp is awesome)
or croissants.
Literally have never made myself fried food in the morning. Dont even eat eggs unless in stir fry.

>>7003098
my kind of breakfast. some 3 berry jam on that toast though...

>>7006336
gr8 taste

>>7003061

- cereal.

- grits.

- sausage.

- muffins.

- Fruit.

- Sliced meats.

- Pudding.

- Hashbrowns.

And that's before even getting into non-English speaking Western breakfasts.

Have you ever actually left Asia before?

>>7003158

America has the best breakfasts hands down.

>>7003061
>From what I observe is it seriously just permutation of bacon, eggs, ham and bread?
That's only what Anglos eat. Continental Europe eats a lot lighter.

>Asian here

Why do people say this, as if "Asian" is some monolithic entity? I'm Chinese and at least from my perspective, no Asian wants to be associated with a differing Asian ethnicity. Whether it be Vietnam fucking shits or Tojo McFuckface, they can all fuck off tbh lmao

>>7003061
maybe cereal if I have the time if not then usually nothing

>>7004299
>vaping
>not just stopping inhaling shit that isn't air

Muesli or porridge with berries usually. Sometimes an omelette or yes, sometimes a bacon sandwich if I've been out drinking and its a weekend.

i eat oats with fruits and same kind of white cheese (quark), buns with buttet and jam, pancakes with apples or omlette or sometimes fruit salat.

>>7003472
Northern america like the united States above the Mason Nixon line or North American land mass (because that includes canada, Mexico and all those small central american countries)

>Bagels
>Oatmeal
>Eggs (eggs can be eaten like 1000 different ways chinkfag, it's like eating Cat for you)
>Pastries
>Pancakes
>Waffles
>Bacon
>Ham
>Grits
>Steak

you can't even dimension the variety of foods eaten for breakfast in America, honorable Sifu Chink-san. Your imagination is just too limited.

In fact, there are restaurants where breakfast is served 24 hours a day, because americans are always working to ensure this will always be the best country in the world.

>>7004012
ameridumbs confirmed least intelligent ethnicity on the planet

>>7013657

>chinese
>uses tbh

well representive of a slit eyed race who can only mimic others like monkeys who can't think on their own

Ramen noodles and coffee.

Mine breakfast

>>7016103

Malay ? Indon ?
Either way, that must be indomie

>>7003061
no thats pop culture bias...
i like buttered bread and chocolate milk, muesli, fruit, leftovers from yesterday, mainly something simple
that bacon, ham, full english blabla is an imperialist mind control strategy! dont trust its true

I usually just have a banana or apple because I'm too busy to have a big breakfast.

>>7016103
Do you drink noodle soup if you are having coffee?

>>7003111
For Japs anything west from Japan is western countries.

I live for my morning hashbrowns

>>7003091
Then smoke weed, ya dumbass. At least then you'll be feeling good and not killing yourself.

Yknow what else feels good? I was going to say not dying, but life sucks anyway, so...whatever.

>>7003074
Is "piss" a British food amin to faggot or something?

I usually eat two hardboiled eggs and a piece of fruit, but for a year or so I ate two pieces of wheat bread with peanut butter. Usually a glass of water, sometimes tea or coffee.

>>7003177
yeah come on man a sweet pancake breakfast is ncie around christmas time bitch

Usually just some fruits and green tea, I rarely take the time for a big breakfast, if I do it's a breakfast meeting anyway and I eat out.

Oatz and cottage cheese with fruit, two glasses of black tea.

Sometimes omelettes, or french toast.

Weekdays: 1-2 cups of coffee before work. Snack during break = cup of tea with something like a pack of crackers or pack of granola bars.

Weekends: 1-2 cups of coffee and possibly fried eggs on toast.