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I'm gunna kill myself tomorrow, /b/, uh BUH uh b.. but I mean /ck/. How's about you help me whip up something a little special treat for my last day.

>> No.6999341

>>6999336
don't kill yourself lil anon

>> No.6999345

>>6999341
Just give me something tasty to eat

>> No.6999350

>>6999345
if you live you get to eat a lot more tasty things

>> No.6999360

If you eat a whole cup of cinnamon and wash it down with a glass of milk you'll die eating something that's tasty.

win win

>> No.6999365

>>6999345
but if you really need an answer, I would cook u up some delicious crepes with fresh-cut strawberries with a toss of sugar. Leave those, cook the crepes, spread nutella with whipped cream and WA LA.
I fucking love crepes. But I don't want you to die anon <3

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6999385

>>6999360
Hey yeah that actually sounds perfect. Easy, and I love horchata.

Alright things bro. You have a good day tomorrow.

>> No.6999388

One dozen mcdonalds cheeseburgers. Kill yourself only after you've eaten them all.

>> No.6999400

just fucking kill yourself and be quiet, nobody cares. leave us alone. don't even wait until tomorrow, just do it.

>> No.6999454

>>6999400
Nice going you fucking ass hole

>> No.6999460

>>6999336
If I were gonna commit suicide I'd eat something that give me explosive diarrhea so when I'm trying to take a dump I'll want to blow my brains out over that and not many years of depression.

>> No.6999469

>>6999400
>look mom, i'm being edgy on 4chan like one of the cool kids, now i can call myself an oldfag

>> No.6999485

>>6999400
I agree with the sentiment because people who really want to kill themselves just do it without pleading for sympathy but I believe that the premise for this thread is "what will your final meal be?" and I doubt that OP really wants to kill himself for real.
You might want to consider it though tbh fam smh fuk yuo cnt suk moi dik

>> No.6999489

Shark fin soup don't kill yourself until you eat it op. This way you will live a normal life .

>> No.6999492

>>6999385

Drink your damn horchata and come back to shitpost again tomorrow, fuckhead.

We all know that's what's going to happen tbh fam.

>> No.6999493
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6999493

>>6999336
oh no dont kill yourself, think of the children. oh my goooooosh

>> No.6999503

Op please know there is a place for you in this world. You are a gift of life for a reason. All is well you have the ability to suffer and succeed. Plz know love does exist and I am praying for you and i care about you. Best wishes... Urs truly a cook from Milwaukee.

>> No.6999598

Ice cream ramen

Someone post instructions pls

Or gatorate chicken
Or watergate salad