/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6993661
Yay new Ja/ck/ thread! Beautiful!

Yes, beautiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t30IKGKvokQ

Highlights:

>Jack shows his desire to genocide Palestinians like a good goy
>Jack reveals how he choked his first son
>Jack spills coffee on the interviewer's laptop

So moist and juicy. Beautiful.

Daily reminder jack is a bigoted piece of shit who doesn't deserve views.
Allow me to direct you to some more appropriate /ck/ related channels.
>>>/joeysworldtour/
>>>/reportiftheweek/

>>6993694
You forgot Jacks first wife beating the shit out of his dumb ass. When does he spill the coffee? I missed that.

>>6993694
>addicted to marijuana

>addicted to marijuana

>>6993694
This guy is fucking disgusting.

>"The pastor was like we need to napalm Palestinians and I was like where do I sign up"

I could deal with with his poorly cooked food, it was quite funny. But some of the shit he comes out with here just triggered me.

Put his fucking name somewhere in the OP so my filter catches it and I don't have to look at your shitty thread you fat sacks of shit.

>>6993778
>this fucking guy

>>6993778
When I make the new thread I won't put the name in the OP

>>6993778

Do you even bison burger?

>>6993694
can you direct me to those highlights?
i'd greatly appreciate it

>>6993774

He also tried to argue that being gay, as in the sexual orientation, was a chosen lifestyle

>>6993844
Yeah the whole bit before that about asking if they conduct a gay marriage is bullshit. Such a bigot.

>>6993838
Jack gets beaten by his wife 10:40
Jack wants to kill Palestinians 52:00

>>6993870
thanks you man

>>6993875
Theres a bit around 47-52 where he tells his story of checking if a church is suitable for him by confirming no gay marriage.

>>6993844
>>6993870
I was a big Ja/ck/er before and I knew he had crazy religious views, but this may be a bridge too far for me.

>be Ja/ck/
>Jack Jr. has been acting strange lately
>in the mornings he neglects to pour a cup of cold salsa on his bag-omelette
>wants to eat his chicken well done instead of BEAUTIFUL and JUICY
>he's getting to that age, think he might be using drugs like his older brother did
>search his room while he's in school
>knew it
>find a bag of suspicious green substance under his bed
>don't recognize it but doesn't look like weed, can't recognize the smell either
>look it up online
>it's fucking fresh parsley
>fucker's been smuggling fresh herbs into the house
>confront him once he comes home
>strangle him as I scream that the only seasonings in my house will be dried herbs and The Best Sauces(tm)
>as his consciousness is slipping he manages to speak
>"dad, I want to be a real chef"

what do

>>6993694
>>6993774
>>6993844
>>6993870
wow...I just thought he was a simple buffoon but he's a real piece of shit

his ridiculous cooking makes me kind of angry rather than amused now

>>6993929
top kek

>>6993929
lol

in semi-related fashion, at school one of my mates thought he'd bought a bag of weed but it was oregano

>>6993661
Have you tried it yet?

>>6993832
underrated post

>>6993875

>>6993946

>smokey jello

>>6993870
>Yeah the whole bit before that about asking if they conduct a gay marriage is bullshit. Such a bigot.

Not really. I'm a Christian and I believe that a church should be centered in church tradition and rooted in Biblical teaching. If he asked a restaurant first thing "do you serve gay people" and made his choice whether to eat there on the basis of that, then you might have a point. But it is natural that a religious person would want a place of worship that conforms to the classic teaching of their religion, rather than modern wishy-washiness. Really, his first question should have been "do you believe Jesus is the Son of God, through whom alone is the way to Heaven?" But still, he's just concerned about modern compromises, which is his right.

But celebrating some dumbfuck Zio-Cuck pastor screeching about napalming Palestinians for his Jew masters shows Jack is a piece of shit. That's unacceptable.

Reminder to leave comments on Jacks videos applauding his acceptance of Jack Jr.s homosexual lifestyle.

>>6993967
I don't think it's right to involve the kid. It's not his fault his parents are morons. I'm sure like his swaglord older brother he will rarely speak to them once he's old enough to escape.

>>6993844
GTFO faggot

>>6993965
The "classic" teaching of the religion would require you to fucking stone homosexuals and for women to be silent in the church. That's basically what the Westboro Baptists follow except they don't actually kill people (though they would if they could).

>>6993965
Its yours and Jacks right to want to treat people differently and believe that if they do not share your beliefs that they are wrong, but thats literally what a bigot is.

>>6993965
>he classic teaching of their religion, rather than modern wishy-washiness.

If you want to play that game we can give the list of shit in the bible that contradicts church dogma and how modern society works.

>>6993984
Does that apply to what temperature we prefer our burgers as well?

>>6993978
Have you seen the trip to disney land clip (I think it is anyway, cant find it right now). Jack treats his kid like shit. But the kid already knows Jack is a fucking moron and enjoys pissing him off.

>>6993992
No. A bigot holds unreasonably strong opinions. There is only one objectivley correct temp for cooking a burger

>>6993983
>The "classic" teaching of the religion would require you to fucking stone homosexuals

No. That is from the Old Testament, from the Ancient Israelite proscription for a holy society. That Old Testament law was fulfilled in the work of Jesus Christ, who brought New Testamental Law (believe in Him and love God).

Look up Old testament abrogation. This isn't a contested theological issue. People point at the book of Leviticus and see things about different fabrics being banned on clothing or prohibitions against shellfish, but don't realize how the Old and New Testaments interact.

>for women to be silent in the church.

That's in the New Testament and is believed by the Patriarchs of the Orthodox Church and Traditional Catholic Churches.

>>6993984
>Its yours and Jacks right to want to treat people differently

Wanting to be a part of a church that doesn't make compromises with modern trends isn't treating people differently. I don't treat homosexuals differently other than not wanting to be a part of a church that would compromise with modern values and marry them.

>and believe that if they do not share your beliefs that they are wrong, but thats literally what a bigot is.

You don't share my beliefs and think I am wrong. You are literally a bigot.

Anyway this would be funnier if you were arguing with Jack and not me, so let's just stay on topic and roast Jack

>comment about his gay son
>gets deleted immediately
I found jack's trigger

>>6994000
>>6993967
honestly these posts just made me so thankful that my parents are good cooks

imagine if you not only had to chow down on the shit ja/ck/ makes every night, but also thought that was how to cook

>>6993967
>>6994006
>so jack, how does your son like his meat?

>>6994016
I find it hilarious how he has loads of kitchen gadgets and weird utensils, but probably couldn't even fry an egg to save his life

>>6994006
Is there a video about his son being a homosexual?

>>6994000
I'm pretty sure Jack jr. knows how much of a dunce his dad is but walking around Disneyland with troll face paint makes him a huge faggot.

>>6993692
>thinking how she would be if she wasn't with such a loser
burgers are a bad mistress

>>6994003
>A bigot holds unreasonably strong opinions.

That's not what a bigot is at all.

>>6994024
No it's just to piss off Ja/ck/. He hates gays so much he moved across the country to get away from them.

>>6994004
>theology

Am I supposed to take this seriously? How are some of these laws "fulfilled" exactly? You cannot fulfill a prohibitive law like do not mix fabrics, it doesn't make sense semantically. I don't really care if it is or isn't contested by theologians because they're most full of shit. Jesus explicitly says that he didn't abolish the old laws and fulfilling them wouldn't make them null and void. There are several sects of Christianity that truly believe that the OT is still valid, and given the bullshit that is religion there isn't sufficient grounds to discredit that belief in the source material.

>>6994004
You're citing Old Testament shit as having no bearing on Christian beliefs, yet Jesus never said anything about homosexuality. That's old testament which you've dismissed as irrelevent

>>6994006
Don't do it anon. He's in high school. We all know how terrible that can be on it's own. You don't need to give any ammo to the Tennessee bully audience

>>6994075
his son isnt actually gay though is he?

>>6994078
maybe

>>6994062

>greentexts the word theology when discussing religion
>asks "Am I supposed to take this seriously?"

Am I supposed to take this seriously?

>How are some of these laws "fulfilled" exactly? You cannot fulfill a prohibitive law like do not mix fabrics, it doesn't make sense semantically.

Please read this: http://www.gotquestions.org/abolish-fulfill-law.html

Oh wait

>I don't really care if it is or isn't contested by theologians because they're most full of shit.

Ok, then you're not a serious student of religion so why bother continue this discussion? You're the expert on theology?

>and given the bullshit that is religion there isn't sufficient grounds to discredit that belief in the source material.

Why aren't you on reddit? Well this is 4chan so it's basically reddit, which explains you being here.

>>6994070

>That's old testament which you've dismissed as irrelevent

Never said irrelevant. I said the Ancient Israelite tribal law is no longer followed by Christians, as that law was fulfilled in the life and work of Christ, who gave a new law to His flock in the New Testament. Read the link if you're at all interested.

http://www.gotquestions.org/Jesus-homosexuality.html

Also the Pauline epistles make it clear that homosexuality isn't acceptable (in the NT).

>>6994086

Also, this is the last post I'll make regarding this (it said all that needs to be said) since a butthurt mod will delete this. We're already on tenuous ground posting anything about Jack at all

We should request that jack do some faith based recipes like a jesus shaped meat loaf extra rare or something.

>his product reviews
https://youtu.be/T5FlsyVPIsA?t=7m53s

>>6993965
>rooted in Biblical teaching

alright, so since I'm assuming you aren't a Jew or from Isreal, you are totally fine being a slave for the rest of your life?

Is it just me or does he spends a tone of money on groceries to use them for the show and after that basically throwing them away?

>>6994120
does he really use them after for his show? Or just for the review?

>having the kitchen full of strange cheap cooking gizmos

>>6994120
>gets product
>doesn't read the directions first
>fucks up on camera
>gets directions
>claims directions aren't in English to save face
LOL

>>6994086
>the Bible holds God's perfect moral wisdom
>except the parts you don't have to follow

Hey Kenmen did you guys see the new video? What did you think about the souvlaki he showed off in it? Personally it looked pretty good but I have no clue why he didn't take the feta on it feta cheese owns so hard

>>6993694
>burn the Palestinians
they would probably be raw anyway so they're good

what's up with this fucktard and cracking eggs like a complete retard

>>6994286
>fucktard

answered your own question m8

>>6994263
>Juicy beautiful Palestinian children

>>6994078
His son's goal in life is to be a youth pastor so I doubt it

Also he probably banged Harry's daughter so probably not

That'd explain why Harry hasn't been around, unless he's in rehab for his alcoholism.

>>6993927
Reddit detected

The point of Ja/ck/ is that he isn't someone you should like

>>6993844
as if its not lol

>>6993774
>>6993844
>>6993933

>>>/aids/

b-b-back that ass into the oven and take your mental illness with you

>arguing politics and religion on /ck/

you'll faggots dont even realize that technology is the greatest threat to humanity

communism is anti-human
capitalism is anti-human
leftism is anti-human
technology is anti-human

Ja/ck/ is pro-human and pro-sauce

W A K E
U P
J U I C E P L E

>>6994377
Being a youth pastor sounds pretty fucking gay tbh.

>>6994377
>goal in life is to be a pastor

So he just wants a free pass to diddle the kids' dongles

Definitely gay

>>6994434
>Ja/ck/ is pro-human

He picked his church because it's leader is pro-genocide. Ja/ck/ is incredibly stupid and a religious zealot. Very dangerous combination.

>>6994120

Salty as fuck

>>6994434
Ja/ck/ believes in life so much, he'll only eat meat that is still alive.

>tfw all your recommended videos on Youtube are now Jack videos

surely out of 700+ videos this man has made something that looks like it's good. Can /ck/ find it?

>>6994494
You make it sound like a bad thing.

>>6993774

If Jack's gonna be 'cooking' palestinians, I think they'll be okay.

>>6994571
keke

>>6993844
The orientation isn't, everything else about it is. Just like with everyone else.

>>6994571
Napalm is Ja/ck/s only hope to properly cook a burger. Does Ja/ck/ "Palestinians" is a type of food and napalm is some kind of as seen on TV cooking gadget? He's pretty fucking stupid.

>>6994027
what the actual fuck?

>>6993702
wa la, perfect pulled pork

>>6994626
http://youtu.be/b7mut1DVWt0

Beginning of the video. Jack Jr. is a fucking faggot.

>>6994000
jack's slampig: what a mess
jack jr: you married that mess

Jack got fucking roasted at disneyland. As he should

>>6993844
I know what you're trying to say, but I still find it highly insensitive towards long-term prison inmates, both male and female, who choose the gay lifestyle.

>>6994662
There's a reason why a majority of men dont fuck each other in prison. It's because most aren't gay, or even bicurious. The dudes that assfuck other dudes in jail are pretty much always closet buttbangers

I know you're shitposting, but seriously, jail gays are still gay/bisexual

is the pressure getting to ja/ck/? still no video today and it took him ages a couple weeks ago to post that he was at a "men's retreat"

What is King Ja/ck/'s IQ?

>>6994716
I guarantee below 98

>>6994659
>dat intro music

>>6994659
>Da bratwurst needs more spices in it
>75% mustard

What a retard.

>>6994517
His French onion soup looked like something I'd eat. It wasn't good but it didn't seem like the usual trainwreck

>>6994377
Post pics of jarry and his daughter or link to vid

>>6994709
He's busy choking the gayness out of Jack jr after those YouTube comments. He'll probably ship him off to one of those Christian camps that try's to "cure" gay people.

>>6994659
>5:22
What's up with this shit? Was Ja/ck/ calling someone else fat? Maybe the dude came up to him and told him not to use his face in the video and Ja/ck/ took offense?

>>6994820
Oh, the ironing.

>the best tereyaki sauce in the world
>its just soy sauce and sugar

>>6994858
Jack uses the freshest ingredients

>>6994659
shut the fuck up dude my dad killed the dog with too much mustard

>>6994770
We really shouldn't get Jack jr involved. Especially if that will happen.

>>6993844
It's not a sexual orientation. It's a mental illness. Not a bad one that necessarily needs to be cured (unless you don't want to be a degenerate), but it is.

>>6994120
>Tries to cut a whole Apple with a flimsy blade
>Bitches when he almost breaks it

>>6994120
>the apple has quite obviously too large of a circumference to fit

It's like the geometric tests with the shapes and holes.

>>6993702
"It's almost like it's smoked."

>>6994967
It's not a mental illness by definition because it doesn't impact a person's functionality.

>>6994716
>>6994728

I agree, definitely double digit but above retard. He's a functional retard.

>>6995535
>it doesn't impact a person's functionality

>implying the sex act is only for pleasure and not to highten bonding between heterogeneous partners or/and procreation

>>6995540
I've said it before in previous Ja/ck/ threads, but is anyone else kind of jealous of his stupidity and lack of self awareness? I wish I was just a bumbling idiot like Ja/ck/. My favorite example is this video.

http://youtu.be/wQ5TV2MHdlw

Skip to 19:38 when he is amazed by the most trivial shit. He's also with his closet homo buddy that he did the infamous interview with In this one. Ignorance is truly bliss, and Ja/ck/ is one happy son of a bitch.

>>6995606
>skip to 19:38

But the video's only 19:37 seconds long?

>>6995617
Sorry it's 12:00 my YT app must have fucked up.