/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6988297
where is the pineapple

Fuck i want this so bad, havent had pizza in weeks.

>>6988297

I can tell by your car key that you're poor.

>tfw really want one but it's 4:30 AM

Imagine if you had the power of after looking at an image of food you could make it real.

>>6988297
*chain pizza
ftfy, m8

>>6988309

I own many cars

>Best pizza
>Not a good margherita.

Semplice, meglio, l'originale.

Come at me, figa.

>>6988297
>grease on top of bread.
Nice pizza amerilard.

>pepperoni

are you fucking 10 years old?

>>6988944
Dubs tell the truth

>eat american greasy "pizza"
>oil constantly dripping
>after one bite the cheese falls of, along with the topping
Why do you always have to make a trashy, gross version of our food, Amerifats?

>>6988944
I bet you're a sausage fag. Fuck off.

>>6988944
pepperoni is great

im sorry that you have grown past enjoying things

>>6988297
I'm about to order pizza, what does everyone want?
>pepperoni!
>chesse!
Ok, now that kids have ordered what do the adults want.

>>6988367
porco dio

>>6989701
>people are actually this pretentious
>over pizza of all things just to look 'mature'
Same people who will order the most ostentatious and pricey food at a restaurant in front of others, just so he looks like some "seasoned foodie".

>>6988317
You would rapidly become the richest and most powerful person in human history

>>6990316
and most fattest one

>>6990306
>he orders tendies off the kids menu

>>6990331
>hating on tendies

>>6988297
no it isn't

>>6990343
>hardly any cheese
>weak looking tomato sauce
>small as my dick
>covered in tree leaves
>no meat
shit/10 apply yourself yuropoors

Your daily reminder.

>>6988297
no its not its american pizza fat cunt

>>6990348
1. not even related to a pizza.
2, greasy disgusting american shit tier food mad by coorporations who steals your money and health.
3. god tier italian open fire cooked pizza

>>6988342
Of course you do

>>6990331
>he doesn't know that's the best thing at a hoity toit restaurant

>>6990351
fuck off shill

>>6988297
Where are the vegetables?

>>6990351
You sure it's not the lizard people?
Fact is, you're a moron, if you ran a company or wanted to make one with other people, fact is you'd likely incorporate.

Just keep believing that you're so important that the lizard people are after you.

>>6990374
On the short bus to flavortown.

>generic picture of a pizza gets 26 replies because OP put "yuropoors" in it

I went to Russia on holiday, the pizza there has some sort of white sauce in it instead of tomato sauce. What the fuck, Russia?

>>6990417
It's Russia, why would you get pizza there? It's like morons that visit NYC, stay in Times Square and get Red Lobster never venturing more than a three blocks from their hotel room.

>>6988297
Stop posting this, you're no better than those Eurofaggots in the other thread.

>>6988297
>Still only eats one layer pizza
>2015

ISHYGDDT

>>6990351
How exactly is it evil and shit tier to use the laws to your advantage? Seems to me that you're a shit tier bitch that'll never do anything useful besides have a minimum wage job if even that.

>>6990431
What else would I get? I guess I should've sampled all the delicacies of Russian cuisine, like blini, aka pancakes made with sour milk, or borsch, aka red vegetable-flavoured water. Or what about shashlyki, aka meat kebabs. Or pelmeni, aka tortellini.

Hmmm... another shitposting thread started by an American.

Never change, /ck/.

Never change, Unitedstatians.

>>6990444
>90% of the shitposts are Murica hate threads.
>one faggot posts Yuropoor hate thread
>hmm... Another shitposting thread started by am American

Fuck off.

>>6990443
Heck it's a long enough airplane flight to research it some. They apparently have some cool stuff there, vodkas too. Just don't get on the wrong side of some gangsters or think some hot chick wants you, remember that you're a guest there.

It's too bad that fuckin foreigners don't remember that when here in the USA.

>>6990452
>salty murrifat

>>6990452
I have no fucking clue where you get those numbers from. Literally every shitposting thread is started by an American, accompanied with a picture of white trash food which is claimed to be the pinnacle of cookery.

>>6990456
Mate, Russian cuisine is fucking shit. The menu at restaurants is sorted into the following sections:
- Cold things to eat with beer
- Hot things to eat with beer
- Soup
- Meat prepared on a grill
- Meat prepared in an oven
- Barbecued meat
All the "main courses" are a piece of meat with a dip on the side and some sort of fermented cabbage.

>>6990473
>scroll down five threads
>America hate thread
Cool.
>>6990462
Obsessed Yuropoor.

>>6990478
What's the problem, with enough decent vodka I'd even eat made in Moscow cabbage rolls.

>>6990319
> what is healthy food

>>6990478
I see no problem with sections like those.

>>6988297
I know faggot, we have dominoes too

>>6988309
>tfw I drive a $4,000 car
>tfw I make 142k a year as a pharmacist
Get mad

>>6990343
>Marshmellows

>>6991752
>cheap Jew
>pharmacist

Are you Indian/Pakistani?

>>6991839
>calls me a jew
>asks if im indian/paki
Not to o smart either.

>>6991839
>get money
>spend it immediately on things so people know you're rich
What shade of brown and or poor are you?

>>6991752
Cheap car brother!

>high five

>>6990343
This is without a doubt the best kind of pizza to exist.

Absolutely delicious