/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6986602
>does she like Cheesecake Factory?
Only question you should be asking, dipshit.

>>6986602
I don't trust any place that has 100+ different menu items. Their menu is like a fuckin novel.

And their cheesecake is average.

I guess if you're 18-20 or you don't live near an urban area it might seem like a nice restaurant, but it's shit tier overpriced pre-frozen slop to anyone who knows what freshly made meals made from quality ingredients tastes like.

>>6986607
but it's a surprise

>>6986625
But does she like it? Surely you know this.

What area are you in? Chances are there's a better high-end restaurant nearby.

>seriously considering a fucking CHAIN restaurant for a date

You might as well just go to a fucking Applebees or anything similarly white trash.

>>6986622
>if you're 18-20 or you don't live near an urban area it might seem like a nice restaurant
this

>>6986602
Say hi to Penny for me ;)

>>6986646
>>6986644
>>6986633
Virgins.

If she likes the goddamn restaurant, take her there. If not, take her somewhere nicer.

>>6986689
I think the general rule is, if you're not an idiot, chains are low class shite and should not be used for dates. But yea, you're on the right track, take them to what they want.

Why not just cook for her anon? There are plenty of recipes out there that are fool proof and will be fancy enough to qualify as a birthday dinner.

>>6986607
This.

>>6986622
Also This x100

>>6986689
This x100

>>6986689
>LITERALLY not having any standards

I take it you are a teenager or in your early 20s. Yes this is a good place to take her for dinner. I used to go here all the time. Don't listen to all these old fags telling you not to go there. The price is reasonable you aren't asking the bitch to marry you it's just a casual place to get some food. Don't sweat it anon.

>>6986602
Been here twice with family that insisted on going because they live in bumfuck nowhere and recognize the name. It's a place where women go for the decor and the excuse to eat 500+ calories of cheesecake at the time because it's the theme. The actual food tastes subpar. It's overly salty and tastes like it was bagged/frozen and assembled just like you'd get from someplace like Chili's.

Avoid. Go to a local chain or cook for her. You should know her better than we do, so figure out what she loves and go from there.

>>6986710
It's her fucking birthday you dumb fucking basement dweller. If she loves fucking McDonalds, you take her ass to McDonalds with an all you can eat pass to the fucking pink goo factory. It's not about you picking somewhere /ck/ing approved or being suave, it's about making your girlfriend/wife happy on her birthday. Jesus you're an imbecile.

This is why women hate you.

>>6986729

>basement dweller
>suave
>imbecile
>women hate you

All that delicious ad hom and buzzwords friend-o.

>>6986731
>if I greentext it'll distract from the fact that I have no fucking clue how women work.
Have a good life, loser.

>>6986729
>literally being this mad on an anonymous internet board for Japanese cartoons

Think about your life m8.

>>6986729

I can smell the mad.

>>6986735

Not the same person you were talking to, I also thought you were a complete autist. Why are you projecting your insecurities onto us?

We're trying to help you.

>>6986729
You seem angry. How about some mediocre cheesecake to soothe the pain?

>>6986736
>>6986740
>>6986746
I'm always mad. Ever seen Rambo calm? No, cause he's always either slaying gooks or slaying pussy. Stay thirsty, faggots.
>>6986747
See above. I would love some mediocre cheesecake though.

>>6986766

>Rambo

He'd know what to do in a tough situation. Do you really think a manlette like Stallone is someone to idolize? That's cute. Very adorable.

Why the random ebonics though? Speaks to your age. College must be fun.

:^)

>>6986766

>being this mad still

>>6986729
Maybe if you are dating a cunt that will only eat one place. Otherwise, take your lady someplace that makes her feel special on her special day instead of to the same place you'd take her any other time.

>>6986766
>literally playing the tough guy while sitting behind a fucking computer screen

Jesus, this is pathetic

>>6986773
>cause
>ebonics
Literally too stupid for words.
>>6986776
Trolling with Pee Wee Herman for Dummies.

>>6986788

I didn't use the word "cause" I asked you a straight forward question.

Why are you asking us what her favorite restaurant is, that's like asking a blind man to tell you what the sunset looks like.

Ask her, unless you're just a moron who cannot navigate Google to find a nice restaurant for you and her family to eat at.

Why do you pretend to be black though? Is she into black guys and you need to stay "hip" to nig-maymay trends in order for her to find you attractive?

You're confusing...

>>6986781
No one is saying take her somewhere she's eaten a thousand times, you stupid fuck. I'm saying if she likes somewhere, take her there. Obviously if you know she likes a $100 steak house, take her there. But don't get experimental and take her somewhere neither of you have ever been, just because some pretentious idiots on 4chan can't into casual dining. That's a recipe for disaster, pun definitely fucking intended and go fuck yourself.
>>6986784
>better post this laughing lemon image for the five thousandth time
Jesus, this is pathetic.

>>6986602
Maybe you should step it up just a touch

Like a place known for tasty food but the dankest treats if she is into treats

Is she into treats OP

Just on a normal day on eternally butthurt American /ck/.

>>6986802

>muh 5foot4 steroid man hero meme

>>6986801
Oh, it's you, the American-hating faggot who keeps asking random people why they're obsessed with blacks.

Dude, do you have a fucking life? I haven't been on here in 3 days and the first reply I get is from you? You've actually been doing this the whole time haven't you? Oh my god.

>>6986802
Great comeback ;)

>>6986811
>he doesn't like Rambo
Guaranteed Stallone could tear you apart with his index finger and thumb, perma-virge.

>>6986821
>calls my comeback unoriginal
>posts murica-hate comic
Ultimate hypocrisy. ;)

>>6986816

Why do Americans and chavs speak like inner city trash with ebonics if that's not their actual life? Seems to me using the word "obsession" is quite appropriate.

Do explain your reasoning for speaking like a nig though. I am curious. It's to "fit in" with your peers isn't it...?

>>6986823
You're from flyover country, right?

>>6986823

>ur a virgin herr deer

Why do you idolize weak old men? That's pretty awful friend.

>>6986834
You're from Islamiland - I mean, the UK, right?

>>6986836
Why do you have an endless folder of reaction images to clearly convey your emotions on an anonymous board? That's pretty awful, pal.

>>6986831
You've literally spent the past 3 days on 4chan haven't you? That's fucking hilarious dude.

>>6986839
It would explain why you think that cheesecake factory is a fancy place for a dinner with your partner.

>>6986848

How would you know unless you yourself were here as well.

Why don't you just stop pretending to be black to fit in? Seems like an easier thing to do than defend your statements constantly.

:^)

>>6986843

Why don't you have reaction images? I enjoy funny pictures

:^)

>>6986854
>fancy
Didn't say that. I understand you can't read anything but BBC recaps of Donald Trump to feed your Americaphobia, so I'll help you out.

I said that if she likes something, he should do that over picking some pompous, over-the-top restaurant he has never taken her. If he has taken her somewhere nice and know it works, and she enjoys it, then he should go there. Birthdays are a terrible time to "experiment" with fine dining if you don't have a favorite ahead of time.

Does that make sense, or are you too busy huffing Marmite to understand?

>>6986867
Nope, explain it again. Use different words.

>>6986873

Let's see if he bites....

>>6986862
>how would you know?
>first post in three days attracts the nigger-asker
That's how I know. I can taste the musty, basement-aged tears behind your :^) troll face.

>>6986865
What is the sauce of the image on the TV?

>>6986873
>I've run out of comebacks
>>6986880
Let's see how many reaction pictures you have in your trollolol folder.

>>6986892

Why do you worship brown people by adapting their mannerisms?

>>6986602

Sure, just don't skimp.

If she wants cheesecake, don't just get a slice, you buy her the whole fucking cake.

>>6986900

I'm not trolling I genuinely want to know why you construe sub-humans as superior.

>>6986907
Why do you browse 4chan for 3 days without taking breaks?
>>6986911
I genuinely want to know why you sit in front of a computer for 3 days in a row on 4chan.

No.

Tables are super crowded and close. Always crowded as fuck. The wait staff wears stupid white uniforms that make them look like hospital staff or something. And the menu is a fucking joke. They give you a novel with food from spaghetti to Thai curry. The cheesecake is good but it's also overpriced as fuck.

Stay away at all costs. The portions are huge too and you'll get fat as fuck

>>6986914

I don't, you assumed.

The way you speak/type shows your obsession with a being less related to humans than a chimpanzee, so... again... I must insist on asking what you see about them that is so wonderful.

>>6986951
>first reply after three days gone is nigger-asker
Yeah, no, you totally haven't been browsing this entire fucking time, posting constantly. It's just a coincidence. Totally not spamming up /ck/ day in day out with reaction images. Not you.

The way you post reaction images 24 hours a day shows your obsession with 4chan so... again... I must insist on asking you what you see on this site that makes you spend 3 whole days here in a row.

>>6986974

I haven't, so please explain why you're obsessed with brown people. I gave you an honest answer...just not the one you want. Try a little honesty for once in your life.

>>6986986
>honest answer
>4chan
Have you at least gotten up once or twice, or do you use piss bottles?

The only time I ever ate at the Cheesecake Factory I ended up throwing up 30 minutes later on the Beverly Wilshire hotel. Its gross. I don't understand how people eat at places like this or Red Lobster or other Mall Tier chains. Its nasty as fuck.

>>6986602
The portions are enormous

>>6986997

Why can't you answer one question honestly without implying other people do things you say they do?

Do you have a mental illness that convinces you that your delusional thoughts are reality?

Anyway, please explain what it is about brown people you find so interesting.

>>6987003
Which one was it? We went to the one at the Americana. It was fine. Mediocre but fine.

>>6987003

Flyovers enjoy formula food. That's how and why.

>>6987010
Why can't you admit you have a problem spending three days on 4chan asking people about niggers?

Do you have a mental illness that convinces you your internet points are reality?

Anyway, please explain whether you use piss bottles to allow minimal downtime in your 3 day 4chan binges.

>>6986729
Uh, with women that doesnt work. She may like mcdonalds to death, but if you take her to mcdonalds for her birthday, she'll resent you.

>>6986895
Jessi slaughter

>>6987057
It was an exaggeration for effect. Of fucking course don't take her to McDonalds. Goddamn.

Take her where she likes. Don't take her where you've never been but you think might be cool unless she's specifically stated she'd like to try said location.

>>6987027

I already said I haven't sat here for 3 days, you keep saying that. The way you continue to speak would indicate your obsession with brown people...so again...I must insist on asking:

Why are you obsessed with brown people?

>>6987072
I already said I'm not obsessed with brown people, you keep saying that. The way you're posting every time I'm online would indicate your obsession with spending days on end browsing 4chan... so again... I must insist on asking:

Why are you so obsessed with internet points you can't leave your room?

>>6987072
Sorry to cut short whatever faggot reply you're making, but I have to go. Real life, you haven't heard of it I'm sure.

Have a great day. Or night. I know, you can't tell with the curtains closed. See you next time I pop around to 4chan, remember to clean your piss bottles!

>>6987095

Enjoy your dinner for one.

If you have to question it to a bunch of faggots on 4chan, /ck/ no less, you're not ready to do it.

>>6987078
you sound like you're obsessed with brown people tbh fam

>>6987068
beta

>>6986602
bitches love cheesecake factory.

Its gay as fuck, but she'll love it. Act accordingly

>>6986602
Are you trying to fatten her up before you eat her?

>>6986689
>>6986729
Fuck no you silly beta. Even on her birthday you take her to a place that you both like, not somewhere that she *only* likes and you fucking hate.

If you have to ask "why?" then you just don't get it at all.

And you absolutely should hate eating at the Cheesecake Factory unless you're flyover as fuck. Their food is shit and their menu is the size of novel.

>>6988034
I second this.
Get those fried mozzarella balls as an appetizer.
Get that dick sucked.

>>6988514
>silly beta
Guarantee I've had more pussy than you'll ever get.
>somewhere you both like
OP didn't say he hated Cheesecake Factory you illiterate fuck. If you've been anywhere more than once as a couple it's safe to assume you both enjoy the food. Further proof you don't have a real girlfriend or significant other.

Stop being such a pretentious little cunt. I hate people like you who are too stupid to form their own opinions. You just blindly hate shit and claim it's beneath you to feel better about your pathetic existence. You're the textbook definition of human waste.

>2015
>spending time with women

>eating at sleezecake factory
>ever

the food is mediocre as hell.
the portions are huge to give the illusion of value (unless you're a poorfag) and prices about the same as casual restaurants.
selection is really big.

if you wanna eat casual dining, can't come to a consensus on where to go, aren't feeling adventurous, or just have a hardon for cheesecake dessert then it's an OK bet.

>>6988691
No, you're hearing people's opinions about your favorite restaurant being a pile of shit, and your flyover tastebuds go into full rage mode. Then you start projecting.

It looks like I replied to your first post which was made 9 hours ago, yet you're still here being perpetually mad.. Go take yourself to Olive Garden or something.

>>6988790
>9 hours ago
>he doesn't get how work... works.
You really are proving this basement boy theory aren't you?

>>6988790
>>6988800
And I'm in Los Angeles. So basically the polar opposite of flyover. We have tons of unique, great places to eat here, but if it's my wife's birthday, I'm going where she wants to go, whether it's Cheesecake Factory or fucking Urasawa.

>>6986602
I'm surprised that you have a gf.

>>6986602
You should take her to Benihana. Btw I live right next to that mall :)

>>6986602
I had a girl in highschool invite me to her birthday at the Cheesecake factory
I was too much of a faggot and rejected all her advances

>>6988790
>f-flyover!
>amirite guys?
>>6988822
Son you got bent over pretty hard, you've lost the plot kid.

>>6989002
>lost the plot
What on fucking earth are you on about?

Taking your wife to Cheesecake Factory for her birthday is like Jack the Cu/ck/ making this meal for his wife's anniversary:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B09RF0ImYB8

There are some things you just don't do as a regular cookposter here.

>>6989491
>don't do as a regular cook poster here
>more important to maintain an Internet personality than anything

>>6986602

Yuropoor here.
What is this place? Sounds like a meme tbh