/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Watching her eat so much is baffling, disgusting, and sort of arousing all at the same time.

>>6968380

She has the same biological defect takeru kobayashi has, it's actually common in Japan and other parts of east asia.

>>6968380

>carbonara
>cream

Stopped watching there.

>>6968438
many carbonara recipes call for cream, autistic smartass! There's not only one way to make it.
>inb4 NOT ORIGINARU!!1! ヽ(#`Д´)ﾉ MUU CAABOONAARAAAAAOOO!!!2!!!

>>6968380
Who is this fine girl and why should we care about her?

>>6968380
Who is this lady of the asian persuasion?

>>6968380

Is she the culinary advisor for Shokugeki no Souma?

>>6968380
You do realize she has to poop them all out in a dozen hours or so right?

>>6968423
glad im not the only one

>>6968626
Unf

>>6968626
Girls don't poop, dumbass.

>>6968427
Citation? I never heard of this.

>>6968690
They have a condition that causes their stomach to descend lower than normal and expand abnormally large. This allows them to hold more in their stomachs. He talks about it in a documentary about him.

>>6968690

http://kobayashitakeru.com/index.html

Explained here. Something about his esophagus being longer than most people's and his stomach sitting significantly lower in his abdominal cavity allowing for easier fill up without ribs restricting how much food he can cram into his fucking face.

>>6968585
>>6968603
she's a competitive eater and eats gigantic quantities of food. also she's qt

>>6968707
>>6968715
I couldn't find any explanation on his site, no.
Or on his wikipedia page.
Or on Google.

I'm sure that's just me being an idiot, though.

>>6968380
why are those nuggets in the gif so huge

>>6968783

His "True Life" documentary on MTV goes into full details, seriously not going to waste that much time trying to find the clip where he explains how/why his stomach is lower. He cited his Father as having the same condition as well. It's not a bad thing, no adverse affects from having this ailment.

>>6968788
because shes Asian tiny

>>6968829

Not all Asians are tiny, Freddie Mercury was pretty tall.

>>6968380
Glutton.

she makes my dick happy

She cooks and eats just like /ck/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPATKnW1BFs

>>6970059
Jesus. That's something /ck/ would cook up.

>>6968423
That's how I like it, baffling and disgusting.

For real though, how the fuck does she eat so much.

She does mok bang or what?

>>6968380

this woman is disgusting and should feel ashamed

>>6970106
yea this is basically the jap version of mukbang

>>6968380
>I would make this for my boyfriend if I had one
Guess I'm going to Japan.

>>6970200
Her food bills will bankrupt you, anon.

>>6970205
I would work like a salaryman for her happiness.

>>6970219

>implying Whapanese women would procreate with you, bringing shame to their families in a rapidly dying society of "non-breeding" people.

Stay classy weeaboo.

>5k Cal

Does she not eat for the next 4 days or something?

>>6970267

>implying she's not bulimic purging up all the shit she crams in to her body after the camera gets shut off.

https://youtu.be/ahXyXU7T9t4
I watch her eat while I eat.

>>6968438
>if you don't like it that heavy use milk instead

>>6970285

Carbonara is a sauce comprised of raw egg yolks and grated cheese with pancetta and peas, pepper and salt... tossed with the noodles. The heat "cooks" the yolks to an ideal doneness.

Alfredo is supposed to be the same way, only Americans have such distorted palates that they need something as thick, salty and semen-like as heavy cream to make "Italian food"

Protip: What she's eating, that isn't carbonara.

I can watch her all day.

I want to lick the crumbs of her lips.

I wonder what her farts are like

>>6970352
Oh god. They're probably amazing.
>tfw she will never dutch oven you

>>6970346
>>6968719
>>6968632
>>6970355
>>6970352
This tbh

>>6970296

>Peas

I bet you put corn in spaghetti too you monster

https://youtu.be/1X8fdhigx1k

>>6968423
I know exactly what you mean

It's gross but kind of hot at the same time

I've got no idea why

>>6970408

I don't eat products non-indigenous to my island, not good for my body.

>>6970472
> tfw getting slight boner at the thought of her needing help getting up after eating all that food
> kill me

This Yuka looks like a less attractive version of one of my second cousins.

>>6970246
She's a westaboo, at least for food, so there's always a chance.
>this is what neckbeards always believe.

>>6970595
>hearing her chewing and making satisfied noises
Why is it so boner inducing

>>6970815

All japs pretend to be Americans. All of their pop culture is western. Gotta getum while they're young.

Genuine question, Does she throw up?

>>6968380
Liking cheese that much, I wonder if she lives in the more interior of Japan instead of near the coast. I heard that people along the coast don't really eat cheese or drink milk. I wrong?

>>6968626
If she's smart, she's also capitalizing on that through some other video site.

shamefur dispray

She's cute when she eats, but I don't think she can cook to save her life.

>>6970059
Holy fuck my sides. I can practically read the /ck/ thread as it happens.

>Hey guys gonna try out a recipe I saw on the internet
>Just gonna put a bunch of McDonalds onto some rice
>Don't know how much coke to put it
>That's probably too much
>Fuck I nearly dropped it
>It doesn't look great guys
>The buns are pretty wobbly
>I put some parsley on
>Added some eggs, did that help?
>Literally eight fucking pounds of food
>Slather it in ketchup
>I actually think it tastes pretty good

Yeah, she seems like an appropriate /ck/ tan.

>>6968438
Must say, it's fucking hilarious how despite italian cuisine being top tier, they're completely fucking incapable of doing it well because they're all stupid. greasy, superstitious, ignorant, dogmatic morons who cling to things like "Noooo, mamma mia, you can't-a put-a cream-a in-a carbonara, no no no no no, don't-a you know-a that-a de ancient romans who-a invented-a it hadn't invented-a cream-a yet, and you don't-a use-a pancetta, no no no no the poor ancient farmers who-a invented-a it were so poor-a they-a had-a to use-a leftover pig anus-a", when actually carbonara was first invented in the mid 20th century, post-war, when the US brought shit tons of eggs and cream and bacon (not even pancetta, fucking bacon) to italy, and there is literally not a scrap of documentary evidence indicating carbonara ever existed before WWII.

Fucking pastaniggers

>>6970977
shamefur indeed... Seppuku or gtfo

>>6970153
>mukbang

i cant stand watching those mainly because how fucking koreans always make that slurping sound even though they arent eating anything that requires slurping.
its tolerable when they are eating noodles or soup. but they also fucking slurp when they eat a hamburger or chicken.

>>6971313
Koreans are disgusting.
The Japanese are pure.

>>6968802
>>his true life mtv documentary
i can't understand which is more stupid, that this existed or that you are dumb enough to believe it over the complete lack of a presence in any place reputable.

>>6968715
>>.com
no.
japan's women on tv industry is corrupt and sensationalist bullshit. link to some place reputable.

>>6971320
>>seiyuu industry
>>pure
sure you pathetic neet.

>>6968380
how do I make a living eating on camera?

for reals... I need to try.

>>6970904
look at her size.

there is absolutely no way this girl doesn't have some form of severe eating disorder.

>>6973344
she might just eat like this for show every few days, and snack on smaller stuff throughout the week

>>6971233

That rant wad hysterical, all on behalf of an annoying little yellow person.

Cute.

:^)

>>6968380
>if I ever manage to get a boyfriend
I know she's banking on beta shut-in virgins but cmon
not gonna lie though I would eat that, no matter how salty she made it

>>6973612
That's still an ED mate

>>6971233
I'm Italian and I use cream in carbonara. Heavy cream to be exact.

>>6973821

You're making it wrong, according to every recipe outside of America.

>>6970129
no, she is cute and entertaining. you should feel ashamed for being such a faggot.

>>6973839
citation needed pls

>>6973870

http://www.antonio-carluccio.com/Spaghetti_alla_Carbonara

http://www.mariobatali.com/recipes/spaghetti-alla-carbonara/

https://culinariaitalia.wordpress.com/2008/07/19/carbonara-authentic-recipe/

Google helps out a lot, literally NO traditional recipes call for cream, it's an American indulgence that was added to boast about success, as are most Americanized ethnic foods.

>>6973933

>American indulgence

This. The way Chinese food in the USA almost always has meat of some sort while traditional Chinese food is mostly rice and vegetables.

>>6968380

HHhhnnnngggg, I'd eat her shit tbh fam.

>Tfw no qt3.14 Japanese gf to McDonald's fart on me while cuddling at night.

Why live?

>>6971233
Italianfags BTFO

>>6973933
>it's an American indulgence that was added to boast about success,

I disagree.

I think it's a crutch for idiots who can't stop overcooking the egg and thereby getting a shitty texture out of the traditional recipe

>>6968380

>Cream in Carbonara

Dropped.

A greasy italian man somewhere in the suburbs of Rome just had a single tear fall down his cheek and he has no idea why.

I'm trying to imagine her greasy megashit after eating all those burgers.

>>6970267

Either that or her body digests the food too fast to get much nutrients out of it. Or she has tape worms.

>>6974156

She IS japanese, could have picked up any number of parasites from ill-prepared sushi.

>>6974142
She probably has to activate the secret mulcher setting on her japanese toilet.

>>6971233
>Dubs and a huge rant

Based

>>6974077
>Ey, Roberto. Why you look so sad?
>Non ho avuto un buon merda oggi

I wish she would post video of her fat distended belly after she eats

I dont want to see it for sexual reasons, It just makes me happy to see people with fat bellies after they eat

>>6968380
>carbonara
>cream sauce
I made it 14 seconds

>>6971233
Wopcucks on suicide watch tbh

>>6968380
>that music that starts playing right as she starts eating

Japan really is just like my japanese animes...

>>6974883
It's amazing what a horrific war loss will do to a nation.

>she always talks about wanting a boyfriend

>>6974893
>implying that's not a part of her act
>implying she's not a cold, calculating marketing genius

show business is always a lie, and youtube is show business, especially in asia

fuck 4chan i got girl, or got a girl, fuck i hate text message new ways to meet girl... fuck.. im gonna blow it it so hard


im old fart too lol you youngs must be good at knowing each others personalities on the instant

>let's just eat 20 Bic Macs for fun

>>6974919
>Bic Macs

>>6970059

>>6974903
Poor turtle.

>>6974968
i let him go

She must shit literal bricks.

>>6970272
Those are my thoughts exactly. She probably makes bank off youtube videos as a youtube partner in japan and just vomits the food afterwards.

>>6970433
So this is what happens before bukkake

>>6974855
>I wish she would post video of her fat distended belly after she eats
Same, except I do want to see it for sexual reasons.

>>6968380
Why do (asian) women cover their mouths with their hands when they eat instead of just closing their mouths? Is it supposed to emulate anime behavior?

>>6968380
How does she stay so tiny?

I'd like to cuddle and eat homecooked meals with her

>>6971233
>brought shit tons of eggs and cream and bacon
Citation? Wikipedia mentions eggs and bacon, but not cream. I can imagine eggs and bacon being brought over because they can keep slightly, but cream doesn't.
>stupid. greasy, superstitious, ignorant, dogmatic morons
tbh sounds like most Americans, especially you.
>mfw fat americans tell me that I'm greasy for not needing cream in my carbonara
What a joke

>>6973963
>traditional Chinese food is mostly rice and vegetables
Holy fuck you are incredibly stupid.
China =/= Japan =/= india

>>6968438
>gratted cheese is now a full recipe
Let's face it, the "original" is poor people trash food equivalent of sketty but even more miserable.
If you don't seek to improve your recipes, just eat dried shit on the pavement and die like the animal you want to be.

>>6971233
>not even pancetta, fucking bacon
So Pancetta which is bacon, is not bacon? You realise that outside of america, in civilized countries that the word bacon refers to a product which is just cured pork right?

>>6970059

My dick twitches the way she says big Mac at the start

>>6970433
>all dat ketchup
>also this - http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/03/26/japan-now-has-so-many-30-year-old-virgins-its-language-needs-a-new-slang-term-for-them/

>>6975630
Coz its considered barbaric for females to chew. They made special burger wrappers you can fold up to hide your ugly burger chewing face when you eat your burger.

>>6975920
Whoops misfired >>6975616

>>6975865

BIG-GU MAC-KU

"Muh dik"

>>6970059
Nah she disgusts me in the same manner as when Jack the fat Cu/ck/ makes Aunt Myrna's cheese salad.

Not even thirsty enough to give her a free pass for being a jap female.

>>6970433
GIGA PUDDI

also here's a yuka FAQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ3qb8tTUlM

Has she ever NOT enjoyed what she's cooked?
In all her videos she seems to absolutely love everything in her bowl.

>>6968380
That is NOT how you make Alfredo sauce for carbonara.

>>6971233
Amused me, have another (You)

>>6975616
It's cute.

>>6976151
Huge shitter confirmed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE5PSHmh88A

Her first video is the cutest thing.

>>6970479
No tomatoes for you then.

>>6976652
You've just reminded me of when my dad was complaining about potatoes being in a curry
"They're not native to India so they don't belong in a curry."
then I pointed out to him that tomatoes are not native to India either and roughly come from the same place as potatoes

that shut him up

>>6976663
Autism strikes again.

>>6968380
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsmkxl9cQvo
That video is clearly edited. There is a cut after every bite probably she's spitting it.

>>6976663

>T-TAKE T-T-T-T-HAT D-DADDY!!!

mein sides.

>>6971233
I read that in Marios voice.

>>6976652

Tomatoes are a mildly toxic berry, I don't eat them.

>>6975616
because traditionally showing your teeth is considered unladylike, so thats why when they laugh or eat they cover their mouths, so you dont see their teeth

>>6977027
yes but why not just close your mouth like anon said?

>>6977360
because closing your mouth when you eat is an unnatural learned behavior and isnt the way your mouth is designed to process food

>>6977027
>>6977389

>being this much of a weeaboo when the woman in the video is a westaboo

Why do people think that Japanese women actually would want them? They don't even want their own men, 2nd lowest birth rate on the planet. 33% of their population will be dead in 30 years time, 100 years from now they will be either a 3rd world nation, or a commonwealth of China.

Japan= ded

Their women= look identical, boring, ugly, too introverted

Men who want their women= weak, submissive, failures, bottom-of-the-barrel types, feminine

>>6975694
But.. traditional Chinese food really is mostly rice and vegetables.. most stir fries only have a small amount of meat if any at all, there's a lot of tofu and mushroom dishes too

mfw my stomach can hold only
1.8 kg of minestrone
or
2 pizzas and 5/8 (italian type) with a glass of coke (around 300 ml)
or
3 pizza buitoni (its like the dr oetker) with 660 ml of beer
or
around 50 pieces of bintoro sushi from the sushi zamai in akihabara

>>6977766
>Why do people think that Japanese women actually would want them?
white guys are like the black guys of japan. The girls will fuck them to get back at daddy

>>6977818
Are you kidding? We eat anything that moves, and half the time there's a vegetable dish it gets minced pork, prawns or egg shoved in.

>>6968423
>baffling
Not really, if you eat like this ON-
>she puts out a video like this every goddamn day
jesus christ the only explanation is that she pukes it up afterwards

>>6968380
>Touches hair while eating
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Is she the actual tan of this board?

It's already been decided.

>>6977818
>Chinese food is the same everywhere

Nigger have you ever been to Northern China? Those faggots don't even eat rice. Not everyone eats Cantonese cuck food.

>>6977844

>this is what neckbeards actually believe

No, they don't. The lower class (basically prostitutes) will fuck service men, but you'd have to leave the basement in order to join the military.

>>6977389
ahaha, mouthbreather detected. Unless you're obese or have bad genetics, breathing through your nose is the natural behavior.

>>6977832
What about liquid? I managed 2.5L of diet coke

ITT: a bunch of neckbearded virgin crcakerass crackers

>>6968715
Still don't get how she manages to avoid gaining weight

>>6980224
shes eating so much that her body ends up passing most of it before it can digest it all

>>6979258
dunno, maybe 2 liters i drank 2 bottles of wine once and other stuff

>>6980224

She doesnt actually eat that much.. Even if she does cardio for 20 mins 3 times a week and only does thins once on the weekend she may not even gain.. She could have an active life..

>>6980782
Look at her upload schedule
She's been releasing a couple vids a week consistently for months meaning she has to be filming these constantly
Even if she works out like mad all the terrible fast foods should have given her other medical problems by now

>>6980796
Japanese fast food is actually made entirely out of ingeniously coloured and formed rice and seaweed.

>>6975681
ew gross, you're italian?

>>6975729
>Defined civilized
>Having a highly developed society and culture
>highly developed society
>developed society
you're welcome for your technology

>>6980988

Japan used to manufacture all the pre-existing products of the world, then China opened their doors to the world, making all the cheap useless shit 1st worlders demand.

Japanese people didn't invent the technology necessary to harness electricity.... europeans brought it to them, along with guns, vaccinations, plumbing...etc etc etc.

They're a "mock" society... only capable of refining pre-existing things. Period.

Japan is disgusting and I am happy 33% of them will be dead in the next 25 years. From there (taking their birthrate into account and their xenophobia/racism towards "non-Japanese") they will steadily decline into a 3rd world shit hole as no new people will be able to pay the pensions of the "boomer" generation.

Their economy has been in the shitter for the last 20 years, nothing about their society is "progressive" at all. They're ancient people with toys to play with that get out of hand and overwhelm their lives.

Anyone who idolizes these people is no familiar or associated with their own culture... or rejects of said culture. Only sad lonely faggots become Gaijin Otaku.

>>6980224
>Still don't get how she manages to avoid gaining weight
>>6980232
>shes eating so much that her body ends up passing most of it before it can digest it all
I agree. While my guess is that there's no funny business, It's also possible she induces vomiting after a big meal, or that she doesn't actually eat it all (during the sped-up time lapse filming, it would be easy to put bites into a concealed bag, and just edit those frames out during video editing).

>>6980992
>being this assblasted about a country
Dude, are you a frustrated ex-weeb or something? Chill.

>>6981018

>posting facts
>ass blasted

pick one.

>>6981027
Yeah, right, only facts, no judgement and extrapolation. Keep being so assblasted, lad

>>6981018
That's a pretty safe assumption whenever you see someone ranting about japan here
>>6981027
Sorry you never found your anime waifu, but the important thing is that you're trying to become normal again

>>6981079
>>6981100

What ever you say.

:^)

>>6981079
>>6981100

What is it about history that scares you exactly?

I mean, it's basic knowledge that Japan, or really any Asian country stopped evolving technologically in the 13th-15th centuries. Nothing of importance came out of this Continent.

I have a hard time understanding why people would idolize their culture, hence I learned about it. Economically and technologically speaking. The very little I know about their culture is it has progressed into the anti-weeaboo stage. They're very western obsessed people.

>>6981120
Here again, before anyone flames me. It should be noted that I've been perfectly civil to every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.

That said.

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.

An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.

My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.

I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

>>6981130
(continued)
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.

I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.

I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking.

>>6981130
>>6981136
Is this /ck/ copypasta? I very rarely come here but I find it hard to believe you have autists of this caliber.

>>6980224
>ectomorph

>>6981237
We maintain a very high caliber of autism here

>>6981252
Try and say that on /fit/

>>6981130
>>6981136

stalepasta, that's also /b/pasta

>>6981260
This reads like a tumblr fantasy story. Holy shit I really should come here more often.

>>6981252
Yes she are, but even being an ectomorph she should gain some weight, so she probably do a lot of cardio and eat tons of iodine.

>>6981300
Please don't

>They're a "mock" society... only capable of refining pre-existing things. Period.
So? At least they are capable of functioning as a civilized society. The majority of people on this planet aren't. Just look at India, Africa and mainland China.

>Japan is disgusting and I am happy 33% of them will be dead in the next 25 years.
What's disgusting about Japan? Those 33% will mostly die peacefully of natural death. If nothing changes, people with European ancestry will face the same problem. Importing shitskins from all over the world and giving them your citizenship doesn't mean your people aren't dying out. It means they are dying out and are at the same time replaced with violent, retarded feral beasts.

>From there (taking their birthrate into account and their xenophobia/racism towards "non-Japanese") they will steadily decline into a 3rd world shit hole as no new people will be able to pay the pensions of the "boomer" generation.
This has to be a fucking joke. You know what turns countries into 3rd world shitholes? Immigration from actual 3rd world shitholes. Just take a look at Germany to see it happening in real time.

>Their economy has been in the shitter for the last 20 years, nothing about their society is "progressive" at all.
So called "progressive" societies are all doomed to failure.

>>6968380
Silly Yuka. The nuggets will get cold if she aligns them on the board like that!