/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6972780

>the pride and joy of an entire nation's cuisine is something you serve to 5 year old children

She has plastic utensils..for that. How is a tiny plastic knife and fork going to do anything to something that large or is it one of those photos where it's normal sized and she is way behind it making it look a lot bigger than it is?

Crocodile meat

>>6972780
she's eyeing those dick shaped chips. god cUcKs are such faggots.

>>6972780
>contributing
is this a british food thread?

>>6972820

with your contribution. It is.

>>6972905
Old and fake.

>>6972931
That looks good what is it?

>>6972936
This looks like an intensely satisfying meal

>>6973346

looks like deep fried brownies

>>6972788
>He thinks certain foods are only for certain groups
kek

>>6972780
Those fries look soggy as fuck

>>6973434
Not to mention that kid is very clearly over the age of 5.

>>6973346
Looks like deep fried black pudding/blood sausage

>>6973371
>>6973346
I believe it's either deep fried haggis or black pudding

>>6972796
How did they get the cucumbers that long?

>>6972879
flaki

>>6973657
cut it on the bias m8

>>6973657
Anon...

>>6973829
*the last thing the heart attack victim ate

>>6973841
wuts that

>>6973849
>potato salad
i could really go for some right now

>>6973848
smoked short beef ribs

>>6973851
>tfw 90s
>tfw my family wasn't struggling for money
>tfw whole family would buy 10 sacks of crawfish
>tfw we had crawfish boils with seemingly unlimited crawfish
>tfw we're all poor now
>tfw we never have crawfish boils
>tfw if we do have them, there's barely any


I fucking miss the 90s. Gotta remember that the adults in the family were young and had a lot of money though...

I always wondered why in the fuck people take pictures of their food; now I know it's to make stupid-ass threads like this.

>>6973878
Are you serving that on a broken plate? Clean your shit up nigga

>>6973866
Yeah, I miss clinton too.>>6973846

>>6973840

That applies to most of the food in this thread; people really know how to clog their arteries and overload their liver and spleen and kidneys with bullshit.

It's gotta suck being this fat...

>>6972796
I've had crocodile meat and it is delicious

I made this. It was okay. The sauce needed some serious work and I under-seasoned the kale.

>>6972894
glorious

>>6973445
You don't think they look appealing because you're judging them as fries. These are chip shop chips and they've always been this way. It's a whole different taste and they're very tasty. You won't get it untill you actually coke to the UK and try for yourself.

When I was a kid, this American boy came to stay in my area with his uncle, he saw me eating these chips and wanted to try. He couldn't get enough, and seemed surprised at the taste.

Taco

>>6974079

who /'zagang/ here

>>6973836
This looks heavenly, god damn

>>6973871

Does seeing this meme font piss anyone else off? It reeks of tumblr/reddit and all the food it accompanies is always "le epic bacon meme" food or some variation of fast food with a bunch of "le food truck meme" shit all over it.

>>6974527
When are you dorks going to accept the fact that reddit is the better website, and the only thing 4chan is good for is shitposting?

>>6972820
Why is she wearing a turban?

>>6973866
Why are you still living with your parents?

>>6974536

4chan is obviously the bigger website and I'm not going to say that 4chan isn't shitty in it's own way, just that I happen to like that way a lot better.

Well played though friend, have an upvote!

>>6974557

Er sorry I meant to say Reddit is obviously the bigger website.

>>6974536

xd

>>6973640
What's this?

>>6973835
>dry ribs
>dry sausage
>leftovers you feed to your dog
>canned beans
>canned corn
>pre-made sauces
>are you fucking kidding me with those pickles and tidbits of onion?
>and to top it all off, vomit and what I can only assume is congealed piss

0/10, not only a disgrace to barbeque but a disgrace to mankind.

>>6974536
>>6974557
>>6974565
reddit leave

>>6973843

The fuck am I looking at.

Fucking deep fried spiders?

Fuck

>>6975216
Softshell crab?

>>6975225

You blind, fam?

Softshell crab doesnt have that anatomy.

Guess I'll post my pictures here

>>6975525

>>6975528

>>6975531

>>6975533

>>6975538

>>6975542

>>6975543

>>6975546
I hate how some of these are so close they look gross

Finally, an excuse to post this.

>>6975574
I want to die eating those burgers

>>6974543
that's not a turban, dumbass.

>>6975574
>Bernd
kc tier

>>6975574

>stealing from cheeseandburger.com

I want 2, 10, and 19

Get ready /ck/

im gettin' real in this thread

>>6973657

Jesus christ anon
obviously gigantic cucumbers

>>6975525

Thanks for contributing!

>>6974550

Dont be mean

>>6974536

be cool. stop pretending that it isnt the same people. Only difference is that on Reddit everyone loves to circlejerk each other and post shit for acknowledgement.

>>6973938

yes. So you gonna contribute or what?

>>6972936

ow jesus christ that looks good

>>6972792

No idea. But I wish I was there

>>6973445

always been like that with England, anon.

>>6973649

jesus christ what is that even.

peace /ck/ im out!

>>6973657

>>6974359
>Arrachera

Mi negro!

>>6975574
holy shit i dont even know which one i would pick, i guess i'm ok with all of them

>>6973657

>>6973449
She's at least as old as my dick is long

>>6973657

The person who cooked this excited the cucumber before cutting it.

>>6974527
It's been used for image macros since forever and originated from 4chan.

Get over yourself, autist.

>>6975095
jucy lucy from minneapolis MN. they put cheese inside the burger. not really innovative but there you go

>>6975574
patties are too thick

>>6972810
this is clearly a joke

>hurr u know what would be funny
>what
>let me put this fish on a plate with ketchup like i was going to eat it instead of in the pan
>hyuck hyuck hyuck

>>6972936

>saturated Fat: The Meal

>>6977707
>my feet hurt

camping this summer

Ignore the gay flower, amazing fillet I had

Duck fat is glorious.

>>6974079
is that a bekbouka?

>>6975100

you don't know a god damn thing about bbq

>>6975100
gr8 b8 m8, as a texan I would fuck that meal up, everything looks pretty good you are a retard. If you wanted to pretend to know something about food you should have picked one of the meals in here that weren't actually made right jerk off

Cod dish

>>6978569

Pastry to go for dessert.

>>6978576

Coffee to go with dessert.

Complete meal.

>>6977784
Fuck I want that right now.

>>6973657
fuck you mang, you cut it on a diagonal.

>>6977761

fuck fam that looks good

>>6977784

is the potato baked with duckfat too?

Cant get more superior than that. Fuck me. I love potatoes as it is, but mixed with duckfat is just simply too amazing. 10/10

>>6972936
omfg this with a pile of white rice!

>>6972780
Is that a deep fried whole goat?

>>6972796

Crocodile meat is crab meets chicken imho

I wish I could have more of it each day

>>6975095
>>6977690
Actuality no, it's a juicy rucy from David Changs momofuku in Manhattan. Rip off of the Minneapolis burger.

>>6977761
>putting the meat right on top of the fire
>not letting the flames go down and using the hot embers to cook instead

enjoy your burnt bbq faggot

We got food porn in this thread? Can I make a request?

My food porn folder is sadly lacking in shrimp. So if you got some tasty looking shrimp pics, could you share?

>>6975574
>2, 10, 18 and 19

>>6981437
And fried shimp plate from same place.

>>6974358
They're just fried potatoes, you senile fucker.

>>6981412
Sure anon, let me see what I can do for you

INGREDIENTS
2 lbs shrimp, peeled and deveined
1 handful fresh cilantro, chopped, to garnish
2 green onions, chopped, to garnish
For the Mango Chili Glaze:
1 tablespoon canola oil
3 cloves garlic, chopped
½ red onion, chopped
2 small ripe mangoes, peeled, pitted, and chopped
¼ cup orange juice
¼ cup pineapple juice
2 tablespoons honey
¼ teaspoon chile de arbol powder
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste
1 small handful fresh cilantro
DIRECTIONS
Heat the oil in a large pan over medium-high heat. Once hot, add in the onions and garlic and saute until softened. Then, add in the mango and cook until soft, stirring occasionally.
Add in the juices, honey, and chile powder and cook for 5 minutes, stirring frequently. Season with salt and pepper. Let cool for 5 minutes.
Transfer the mango mixture to the bowl of a food processor or blender. Add in the cilantro. Pulse until well-combined and smooth. Taste and adjust amount of spice if necessary.
Thread the shrimp onto metal skewers or soaked wooden skewers through the tops and bottoms (so the shrimp is in a "C" shape). Once all of the shrimp have been threaded, spray them with oil or nonstick spray on each side. Sprinkle with a bit of salt and pepper.
Lay the shrimp skewers on the grill over high heat. Close lid (if using a grill with a lid) and cook for 2 minutes on each side. The shrimp should now be pink.
Brush the side of the skewer facing up with a liberal amount of Mango Chile Sauce. Let cook for 1 minute, brushing on more as it cooks if necessary. After a minute, turn the skewers and repeat on the opposite side. Check for doneness. Shrimp should be pink, opaque, and cooked through, but still moist inside.
Serve the shrimp with additional Mango Chile Sauce. Sprinkle with cilantro and green onion. Serve warm.

>>6981412
Key West Pink Shrimp (Prawns) sautéed in olive oil & minced garlic over a bed of linguine coated in a light vodka sauce, topped with shaved parmesan & exploded cherry tomatoes.

>>6981412

>>6981412
They said I posted a duplicate. Wtf 4cham

>>6981412
I wish I can eat shrimp a lot. But I cant cause im too broke

>>6981632
>1 handful fresh cilantro

>>6981412
have some more.
>>6981625
>Thats just fried fish
>Thats just grilled meat
>Thats just a salad
>Thats just cheese

gtfo if you cant differentiate food

>>6981412
Almost reaching the end of the folder. Shrimp foodporn is not easy to come by..
>>6981437
>>6981442

Goddamn! That looks mighty food!
Just had breakfast. I want to go for a second breakfast.

>>6981644
Didnt make the recipe. How about you bitch some place else.

>>6981412
gettin there.

>>6979156
sure

>>6981412
Thats it anon. Im out. Hope these pleases you.

>>6981647
Chips and "fries" are really the same, coon. No need to act like the American child was doing something more enlightening than stuffing bland goodness down his maw.

>>6981644
you failed the genetic lottery if you have such a shitty palate

>>6981755

God fucking damnit Anon, you dumbfuck piece of shit. I created this especially for your monkeyass brains. Get ready you fuck.

>>6981810
If the pignigger has had wedges (KFC, etc) he's essentially had chips before. No wonder or cultural enlightenment to be had with chips. Call me when an American boy takes a bite of your mealworms.

>>6974543
British people wear turbans

>>6981819
It's part of their culture.

Long John Silvers serves chips. They're just softer fries. YAAAAAAWN it's embarrassing to eat more than once a month.

>>6981816
k

>>6981816
I'm the anon that shared the thing about the American kid. why do you even browse ck? When there's b which has threads more to your level of thinking food wise.

You're one of those trashy people that will ask why someone would waste money buying good pasta when "it's all the same". Because you just stuff food in your mouth and don't even taste beyond sweet, or savoury.

>>6981810
>desk isnt a table
yeah but im still going to eat on my desk tho

>>6981981

You do you.

But dont come rimming my asshole about how chips are fries

>>6972798
>sandwiches
i'll fucking kill you

>>6981810
>chip
those are called steak fries, chips are what you call crisps

search wiki for chips, the results will cause you further butthurt faggot

pic related, actual chips

>>6982092
Why are Americans unanimously the worst posters?

>>6982092
THESE are steak fries you dumb piece of shit. Flat and broad.
Now get your fat face out of my sight.
Debating on me on potatoes. Get the fuck out.

>>6982101
Not all. Just these cunts are getting shit wrong and being proud of it too.

>>6982092
>cappuccino chips
WHO ON THEIR RIGHT MIND THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

>>6982092
>Mango salsa
>Wasabi ginger
>Cappucino

you can keep your 'chips'

>>6974378
O fuck yes
Gonna make this for my birthday again next month

Food on the ground is the worst to look at

>>6981810
This isn't really good though. All it does is tell the the different shapes/forms. And mentions nothing regarding different potatoes that are uses, texture, and more to taste.

My point was that they might all be. If those fries in your pic were thicker. It wouldn't make them "chips". (the savour of) Real chip shop chips are far from, fries, wedges etc. That retarded anon mentioned that if an American has had wedges they know what chips are like because they're a similar thickness. And your example does nothing to educate the idiot.

>>6973841

that looks awful, actually.

>>6982123
Kek yea it's unbelievable. They're always proud to be ignorant and closed uneducated which makes it even worse.

Even somebody that isn't into food could clearly distinguish she two. Stake fries are rough and crispy. Lighter too.

>>6982313
fucking lol at europoors trying to talk down on any other country while making an argument about their retarded misnamed french fry culture

pic related, actual chips

>>6982301

>>6977779

'how are people on the internet going to know I'm straight if I don't tell them to ignore the flower?'

>>6982304

Yes yes yes anon, a lot comes to play when it comes to crunchiness, flavours, softness, texture etc etc. But they're usually recognized by their shapes and forms.

For example, There are fries got grinded into meal, then make a shape of fries out of them, still make them fries.

The thickness and shapes are what usually identified for.

If theres a 'thin oven baked wedges' then they are. But overall the shapes are what they're usually identified for.

If youre so smart, fix my image.

>>6982327
>if you're so smart, fix my image.

I'm not going to. It doesn't take a genius. Yes shape and size is what how you identity different types of fries (that's how you identify every fucking thing in this world. Visually) but that's the most basic non helpful way to explain their differences.

If I were looking for a book on different cuisines and I opened it to find

"this is steak. It's brown and pink in the middle" "this is risotto, the rice used is fatter than other varieties and the grains are not loose like most other rice dishes"

I'd call it a waste of paper. You wrote a guide on how to tell the types apart. You didn't even nearly explain how they're different beyond appearance. Food is more than shapes.

>>6983271
>I'm not going to

Then get the fuck out of my face

The hurgin

>>6972796
Well done, man. Looks delicious.

>>6985168

The fuck is in there....is that ..is that meat?

>>6985176

Thanks man!

>>6984919
That's your reply. Looks like your brain has no substance like your wonderful diagrams.

>>6972894
what is this, it looks good

>>6985609

I almost cut myself cause of all that edge, bro.

>>6985911
You don't know why mat edgy means, you retard

>>6982101
>>6982123

>unamimously, closed uneducated (?), stake fries
>shit posting on an American board
>complaining about American posters
Pool's closed.

>>6975216
I think they do deep fry spiders in some places so it might be that

>>6986050
I do wonder if you people are actually just trying to make Americans look bad.

>>6975813
Looks like bananas with chocolate something.

>>6986060

Straya here. Love you guys. Wont judge you on a few rotten apples. Cheers mate!

>>6986050

steak fries*

>>6974527
this

>>6987320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb1vcaqAivY

>>6977779
looks fucking delicious good god

>>6985168
i want to die

>>6977784
lol i just realized that you can make "duck fat" into "fuck dat" by switching the f and the d.

>>6972936
what are those things under the eggs/spoon

About to eat some eggrolls so pic related :3

>>6987936
Bone marrow.

I have a strong stomach but if I witnessed an accident where someone's femur shattered and that shit fell out I'd definitely puke.

>>6973866
Your parents shouldn't have skipped college and gambled on the oilpatch

>>6974359

why is that stem shooting smoke?

>>6988119

smoked herbs

>>6982312

>>6985168

holy fuck

>>6974550
I'm not living with my parents :o


Just saying that when I was kid, all of the adults in my family had good jobs and plenty of money. The current working age generation in my family is struggling :/

>>6972810
Wasting a grass pickerel