/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6971961

>implying i'm not jack scalfani

>>6971961
In all seriousness, at this point you have to really stand out to get any decent money. Joey publically humiliated himself over and over to the point that tosh.0 featured him a few times so that was his ticket and he got in with Dayum after that.

Ja/ck/ has been on youtube since 2007 so he got a foothold very early and given how old his channel is he doesn't have much of an audience.

Nowadays you have to come with high production value and something unique right out of the gate to get anywhere.

>>6972049
when in doubt meme out tbh fam smh

>>6972057
such doge imo smh tbqhf

>>6971961
>implying any of these chucklefucks featured on /ck/ with the exception of FoodWishes make any real money

>>6971961
because I'd make more consistent money running a hotdog stand.

>>6972086
Well Joey barely spends any time on his videos, he basically just records his normal food eating habits and poorly edits them. For such little investment I think he's making a decent amount.

>>6972098

Makes sense, I stand corrected. Bonus money for shit you already do and enjoy does sound nice.

>>6972049
this.

not anyone can be successful on youtube and that all depends on how you define successful.

exhibit A

>>6971961
has joey ever shown pics of him when he was younger?

Who is more mentally deficient: Ja/ck/ or Joey?

My money is on Joey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW1zeM5Hatk

>>6972721
tbh yes

>>6972753
I think Joey is high most of the time tbh. Ja/ck/ is straight up stupid as fucking dirt.

>>6973256
Simple Jack the Cu/ck/ definitely has a double-digit IQ.

>>6972098

I dont consider chemically castrating my tastebuds or dwaling with a snobbish dining elite a price for profiting from my hobby

>>6973886
What the fuck are you babbling about?

>>6972763
d'oh look at him

>>6971961
Long time no see Joey my old friend.

>>6973256
This. Joey is clearly bipolar while Ja/ck/ is legitimately stupid. Watch any of those "debates" he does with his brother where he speaks out against reading and believes that he made a conscious decision to choose the straight lifestyle rather than homolyfe.

>>6972753
>>6973256
>there will never be a Joey and Jack collab video

Is Joeysworldtour the patrician youtube channel?

>>6971961

What's this guy's name again?

>>6974000
That's a good thing. I don't want Joey to get food poisoning from Ja/ck/.

Has Joey lost it?

>>6975339
I feel like he tries a new drug every month.

>>6975342

He's probably hittin weed along with something else, maybe some pharmaceutical shit.

Being on Youtube to make money is a fool's game. You gotta just love doing what you do and sharing it with folks across the world.

My family keeps telling me to start one but they don't realize I have no unique recipes of my own. I'm just aping what other people do and tweaking it bit by bit. And my "original" recipes are just cheap stuff made up on the fly with what we have in the pantry.

Plus the only expensive thing I own is a digital camera but I have no camera man, no clean kitchen, no tripod, and no lighting equipment.

>>6972753
>>6973256

Here to confirm that Ja/ck/ is in fact the King of Retards and Cu/ck/s

Here is an uncommon cheeky Ja/ck/ for your use

>>6975516
>no clean kitchen
Clean your kitchen.

I love his eyes so much, and his personality. If he were not fat, I'd be DTF in a heartbeat. he must have been a heartstopper back in the day

>>6976128
jack scalfani has wild game

I was thinking of starting a youtube channel but I can't decide whether I should make it more like an asmr/dinnerdate roleplay type stuff or if it should be like a mukbang video.

Which would get/keep more followers?

>>6975339
Man I kinda miss the old joey threads.

>>6977085
me too

>>6977085
>>6977533
D-do you miss me, gyang?

>>6977739
y...yes

>>6977739
I miss them to, what happened to them?

>>6978051
there is one asspained janitor that deletes them when he comes online, for a while we were fucking with him but eventually the lulz wore off, also there was one or two spergbabies that would try and meme up the threads and/or spam the board with unrelated content.

It was a great run tho, and the joey vidyas and cartoons are forever /ck/ classics, truly some of the greatest OC that ever came out of this board.

>woowoowoowoo
>RIP Joeychan we loved you
>thread is kill
>Joey is love
>Joey is life

This is now a Ja/ck/ thread

Please post more of your uncommon Ja/ck/s

>>6978184
The same autistic jani deletes King Ja/ck/ threads if it has his face in the image, but if it's a pic of his cooking, then it can stay up for days

>>6978912
Nah they get deleted even if it's just his fucked up food. I think he is just an obsessive faggot.

>>6974009
He used to be oddly comfy fam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRBxsJVhOuc

>>6972753
Joey's not mentally deficiiciciccitant. He's an artiste.

>>6972763
haha holy shit.

>>6973999

>being gay is a lifestyle that you chose

Even his beliefs lack fresh ingredients and are undercooked

The two best /ck/ YouTubes are Food Wishes and SUPA OFFICIAAAAAAAAL

Please enjoy this complimentary Ja/ck/

I love how the mascots of this board are a terrible cook, and a washed up drug addict. Never change cu/ck/s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHSlrkTwny4

I love these

>You go over to a friends house
>He tries and serve you this beautiful almost like its smoked pulled pork
What do you do?

>>6980042
Tell him that it looks raw.

>>6980048
You mean juicy

>>6980042
Ask him if he has any of the best Barbecue sauce I'll ever taste.

>>6977739
I noticed in a lot of his recent reviews his eyes looked really watery. I thought he was crying right before going on but I'm starting to think he's just getting high as balls and downing fast food.

>>6980042
Pop it in the microwave for a few minutes.

>>6972763
damn is that really him? looks like he was a total playa.

>>6977081
Dinner role play sounds fun. I'd watch. Get creative with it. Do a fancy dinner video then do hillbilly kraft single dinner video.

>>6972763

>>6979218
Honestly for as big of a complete failure he is he's not doing half bad.
>got over 100k followers
>probably makes decent cash from YT
>happily married with kids
>has sauces that people actually buy apparently
>made an appearance on a TV show
Meanwhile we sit on here a korean cooking board bitching about him.

>>6980483
>has 200k subs in fuggin' 8 years with far fewer views than he should
>probably makes 25k/yr gross from jewtube
>married to a pig that cu/ck/s him constantly, one kid is a pothead faggot and the other is a closeted homo that hates him
>sauces sell so poorly he can't get them into all walmarts in the US
>self-valued his sauce business at 1.5 million which is fucking mental
>was utterly humiliated on national TV

Meanwhile I'm not a super morbidly obese, diabetic cu/ck/ faggot with delusions of grandeur.

>>6980564
What's wrong with his noggin

>>6980660
He's retarded

>>6980660
Ja/ck/ has evolved into the perfect eating machine. His brain is unusually small, hence the top of his cranium is small. He doesn't use his brain very much but uses his gaping mouth a lot. That's why the bottom half of his head is larger.

>>6980710
Is that salsa being poured into mayo?

What's the name of that black girl with a cooking channel?

>>6980739
>that pink probably store-bought ground meat

When is he going to get horribly sick from eating that shit?

>>6980837

Nigger

>>6977081
mukbang only works if you are an attractive woman selling her dignity

>>6980837
Are you talking about the one with the grapefruit technique?

>>6971961
I did, HowToBasic.

I like Daddy Jack's videos, he's so comfy. I wish I wasn't on the opposite side of the world so I could go visit him because I've learned quite a bit from him when I first moved out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0KmnlsK6qk

>>6980710
Anyone else ever get kind of jealous of Ja/ck/s stupidity? I wish I could go through life like a child in complete confusion and wonderment. Take a look at this video, especially when he goes upstairs.

http://youtu.be/wQ5TV2MHdlw

They say ignorance is bliss. Ja/ck/ has to be one happy motherfucker.

>>6980769
Alfredo sauce.......does anyone have a link for that animated joey video that the chick from here made?

>>6981185
I'm jealous of his blind, stupid confidence. He never has a moment of self-doubt or wondering if he maybe isn't qualified to be cooking anything.

>>6981185
Dudes fucking retarded he also eats like a fucking hog

>>6981187
Got you covered bro. She hasn't uploaded in a long time. I hope she's ok.

http://youtu.be/0LlubTfh7GM

Is Ja/ck/ actually a transwoman?

>>6981146
That was very nice and comfy. Completely unlike the other cu/ck/ Jack.

>stop coming to /ck/ because they stopped talking about food
>months later
>randomly click on /ck/
>see this thread at the top
>remember the godawful screenshot of this sombitch with a sausage in his mouth
Fuck you, /ck/. Good bye.

>>6981439
Thanks homeslice

Who else /jack/in' it?

>>6980857
Why did this make me laugh

>>6981665
/r/ing a working link of ja/ck/ getting cucked

>>6981185
>can't describe the burger sauce (or flavors in general for that matter), so he literally repeats what his friend said word for word

>first bite of ice cream, he cant remember what he ordered and thinks he's eating strawberry ice cream
>spoiler: it's raspberries

Also he can't pronounce or even remember the name of the restaurant he's in half the time. Truly unbelievable.

>>6981778
I always laugh at his Cu/ck/ on the Go intro because he looks like a human meatball running into frame.

Also, how in the closet is that other dude?

>>6981781
http://youtu.be/t30IKGKvokQ

I'm too drunk to watch it now but here is King Ja/ck/ on that obviously gay but that's not ok with Jesus guys podcast. It would make my hungover morning great if you guys could give me some good parts to watch. I'm not sitting through an hour of this shit.

Holy shit i think he finally on accident of course made something i'd at least try.....well if you sub the can of pepsi with more beef broth
https://youtu.be/hmTHQXmdlO0

>>6979042
;_;

>>6981961

Within the first 5 minutes
>I never read comments on Youtube... I stopped this year

Fucking liar, I've seen him respond to people and remove comments. What a tomato nigger.

>>6981961
Around 10 minutes in he talks about how his first wife beat the shit out of him, threw ashtrays at him, pushed him through a shower door, etc. This is fucking amazing.