/ck/ - Food & Cooking

no one.

If you can't be assed to wait 20 minutes for fucking rice to finish, you're a twatwit and deserve to be hungry.

>>6976019
ive uncle ben doing your mom.

>>6976019
Look at that smug plantation-ass nigger, sittin' there like lol you gon' eat dis shit rice and you gon' like it massa, fuckin white haired nigga scared of his own ku klux klan ass white rice so he made them all different colors but kept that white ass rice flavor, taste like charbroiled baby nigger dicks but he up there smiling like fuck i know you gon' buy dis instead-a cooking dat good rice straight out the bag, lookey here you cracker jack heart attack you shove my nigger rice up in your fancy microwave for about 45 seconds and we gon' burn those baby nigger dick tips to a crisp ya hear? yeah nigga you gon' buy some of my mo'fuggin uncle ben's as reparations you filthy white massa mongrel.

>>6976028
laughed hard

>>6976028
kek

>>6976028
Oh jesus my sides.

>>6976026
kek

>>6976025
They're pretty tasty, and nice to have on hand if you're in a rush or you forget to make a side dish.

>>6976054
Tasty? TASTY you little whitebread nigga'? My rice will make you drop your plow and kill your whole family of nigglets, just so you can get som'mo of that savory goodness of instant gratification that can only come from hundreds of years of slave labor.

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>>6976058

Back2/pol/

Cooks are some of the most degenerate people I've ever met in my entire life. This sjw race baiting bs belongs on other boards.

Disgraceful to see so much /b/tier humor on this board.

>>6976058
My rice'll make you shit your shorts, you field-plowin', cotton pickin' niggerlover. You'll beg me to bring your ass back from Africa when you try one spoonful of my mofuggin' rice. You'll be paddlin' there yo'self before your cousin can sell yo' ass off on the boat. You know what they say, put Uncle Ben's baby niggerdicks in yo' mouth, you gonna fight for tha' south nigga'. I ain't spend fifty-five mofuggin' years washin' Miss Smiths shit pan just to have some white man white ass rice outshine my burnt baby nigga dicks, ya'hear?!

>>6976062

A white person wrote this post.

Sad.

>>6976059
What was that you little cross burnin' televangelist motherfucker? I'll fucking rise from my rice grave and beat the livin' white supremacy outta' you, you casper ass little bitch. I swear to baby jesus if I ever see you in the rice section of the piggly wiggly I will saw yo' got-damn head off with the ziplock pouch on my delicious bag of Uncle Ben's Microwaveable Brown Rice. Nigga' I'll have your head in my hands before you can say quick and easy.

>>6976071
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>>6976065

A college aged white kid at that.

Today's youth truly is the least productive in American history. An entire generation with the potential to be anything was transformed into nigger worshipping cry babies.

I feel a complex and profound shame when I visit these threads. Every fucking week, it's the same circle jerk "whayyciss" threads...damn shame.

>>6976081
>oh no im an elitist on an anonymous internet image board
>i can't even get this shit right online
This is you right now, you projecting, pitiful little faggot. Go take your serious to the CNN forums, and quit lecturing about being a responsible adult on a website that is literally famous for being one of the most immature cesspools on the internet.

Fucking loser.

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>>6976071
screenshotting this shit

>>6976089

>projecting

Awful lot of judgements there buddy. Seems to me you've not only adapted the negros mannerisms but actually believe them. Such a crying shame.

>fucking loser

Erroneous. I'm not the one pretending to be a nigger.

Protip: every race on the planet experienced slavery, some still do. Only American born whites worship blacks to this level.

>>6976100
How on earth do you read that as black worship? Are you actually retarded?

>>6976101

The fact ebonics are understood so deeply to be able to produce humor from it, is the evidence of profound worship. It's generational. An entire country of children raised on rap music and black celebrities...

America is the jester the entire world laughs at for this exact reason.

>n-no yew wahhhciss anon
>I-I D-D-DON'T WORSHIP AFWIKKAN MURRICANS

Stay buttblasted, subservient and pathetic white Americans.

Damn niggas, I just tryin' ta sell some of my deeeeelicious quick and easy rice, but errthing gotta' be bout race these days. Ain't nobody allowed to call nobody a nigga' nigga without some nigga getting angry and threatenin' to lynch someone online. Shit, back when I was perfecting my deeelicious quick and easy rice, I had ta' hide it from massa's white rice, cause iffin' massa's white rice see'd my quick and easy brown rice, dey woulda' held a rice lynching party right over the chicken casserole.

>>6976109
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>>6976107

My point exactly.

I hate...absolutely hate white Americans aged 13-35. Weakest most ethnomasochistic faggots on the planet.

Hands down.

>>6976109
> but errthing gotta' be bout rice these days.

FTFY, sambo. I'm glad I'm not white so I can be racist as I want to be.

>>6976107
Oh, I get it, you're a Eurofag, or worse, an Ausfag. Typical. Funny how you little cunts come online and start whining about America constantly, like five year olds who can't seem to get over not being the center of attention, only to claim later how immature Americans are. News flash dipshit, you're browsing an anonymous image board just like those awful Muricans you hate so much. News flash, you're trying to act mature while you hide behind your keyboard and browse porn, how to cook for dummies, or babby's first fashion show. You're a fucking loser, you're unproductive, and you have an unwarranted sense of value that is nonexistent outside of your little internet bubble. You project your country's inadequacies onto the US because it's easy to point a finger and blame others, and because the news tells you to. And do you know why you do that? Because you're ignorant, but you want to feel relevant and intellectual, so you blindly follow whatever political trend makes you blend in with the talking heads.

You're literally the worst thing in existence, and I genuinely hope you die.

>>6976107
>The fact ebonics are understood so deeply to be able to produce humor from it, is the evidence of profound worship.

One of the dumbest sentences I've read all year, congrats.

>>6976122

Tldr, nice rant.

Keep worshipping niggers random anonymous teenager.

>>6976110
Here's another well-educated European male who can't do anything without the popular hate trend telling him who to hate and why. You must be so self-loathing and repugnant that you lack any and all ability to find humor in things that exist outside of your bubble. What a sad, shitty person you are.

Again, I hope you die. Genuinely mean that "m8"

>>6976125
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>>6976127

Whatever you say.

:^)

>>6976110
Stop making up words.

>>6976127
>this Eurofag can't even read
But Americans are the dumb ones. Got it. Burn in hell, we'll always be better than you.

>>6976129
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>>6976130

>popular

Untrue. Most Europeans are faggots who welcome their own dispossession by brown savages from the third world.

Why do you worship brown people anon?

>>6976132

I didnt.

>>6976133

>starting a sentence with "but"

Stopped reading.

Why do you worship brown people?

So, uh, nobody gonna' buy my rice?

>>6976134
>>6976136
>grammar nazi who can't read
Now I've seen it all.

>>6976019
best thread on /ck/ in a while

>>6976019
haha, benis :DDDDD

>>6976028
Top kek

>>6976142

Nice buzzwords.

:^)

Inpugning my intellectual capacities doesn't take away from the fact you worship brown people.

Pic related, what I imagine you looking like. Short, irrelevant, frail and uneducated.

Shame...you could have been something that mattered but you chose to become a lapdog.

Oh well.

>>6976138
>dat filename

>>6976155
>impugning my intellectual capacities
Hahahaha oh god someone please help this poor Eurofag out.

>>6976136
>didn't
retard.

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>>6976158

Whatever you say, sad sad man.

>>6976163
How cute, you thought I was samefagging. Nope. You're disliked by all. Fuck off.

>>6976166

I didn't say samefag, why are you trying to justify your worship of brown people?

At this point my responses are a mercy to your stupidity and self loathing.

>>6976168
>im out of ideas, help me eurobrethren
>try to say that's not what you were implying, that'll get him!

>>6976171

I don't need help I want to know why it's humorous in America to ironically mock black people. Just the way you write out the humor implies a profound and deep connection to the black community in your country.

I simply want to know why you worship brown people.

>>6976176
Why in Europe is it humorous to mock Americans? Just the way you bitch about America implies a profound and deep connection to the American community in your country.

I simply want to know why you worship Americans.

>>6976178

70% of Americans are of European descent. I have a 7/10 chance of ridiculing one of my own kind...so...again...I must insist on asking you the same question. Pic related.

>>6976178

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. Thank you.

:^)

>>6976188
13% of Americans are black, but 70% of black Americans are gangsters, rapists, and criminals, so I have a 7/10 chance of ridiculing one of them.

But why do you obsess over Americans, Eurotrash? What is so fascinating about us that you can't worry about your own filth-ridden, middle-eastern-infested hellhole?

>>6976194

You're not though. The fact you can write with an inflection of such profound ignorance and a deep understanding of ethnic mannerisms shows that you've disregarded your own heritage and culture to memorize, worship and project the weakest of what your country has to offer. This is why the world hates Americans, I'm trying to help you out here and you're biting the hand that feeds.

You are so weak and pathetic that pretending to be an ignorant nigger is humor in your nation. Quite literally any response that signifies your blatant retardism as "funny" are part of your failure generation.

>>6976200
Why are you so obsessed with helping America, Eurotrash? Do you love America or something? It's almost sickening how obsessive you all are over us. Notice we really don't care about you. You're irrelevant, you compare your countries individually when it suits you and compare the European Union as a whole when it doesn't, you whine and cry and bitch and moan constantly, you try to play the big, mature brother when you're the weak little sister, you literally follow us around in every war or conflict, only to back off and point fingers when it goes south.

Your country is pitiful (yes, anywhere in Europe), your intellect is pitiful (inventing words is fun), your projection is pitiful. You're basically the brunt of every American's joke except...

We don't give enough of a shit to bring you all up. You're literally not worth our time. Enjoy your Uncle Ben's!

>>6976206

Why do you worship brown people?

>>6976028
top fucking kek

>>6976206
Don't you have a school massacre to be at? Or a war to start?

>>6976019
>Paying extra for rice that tastes just like the cheap rice from the discounter just because there's a smug nigger on the package

>>6977147
>Don't you have a school massacre to be at?

No, I don't live in Norway and I'm not a member of the Worker's Youth League.

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>>6976100
B A I T H A R D E R

>>6979269
Why. Why bump this thread only to encourage the shitposters to shitpost harder. What the fuck is wrong with you. "Yeah, all this nothing to do with food racism shit, we need this back at the top." Jesus dude.

>>6979273
>Why
Its fun my man you should try it some time

>>6979274
>Its fun

It's obnoxious. You're on the wrong board.

THREAD OF THE YEAR

dear lord archive this fucking catastrophe.

>>6976071
>rice section of the piggly wiggly

>>6979286
seems like most people enjoyed the thread tbh

>>6979360
I'm sure most people wouldn't mind if we all started posting porn, but there's a place for that stuff and this is not it.

>>6979365
>couldn't be more wrong

I know this site is ching Chong now, but you are deluded Kojima.

i dont even like rice and this glorious thread makes me want to buy a bag

>>6976059
Go kill yourself you fucking nigger lover.

>>6976059
kill yourself faggot

>>6976028

This fucking thread

>>6979286

>is sjw faggot
>food and cooking board ist gud platform to shill on ja ja!

Swan dive off the nearest roof.

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>>6980090
What am I shilling?