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Cringe Food thread....

>> No.6974643
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>> No.6974694

>>6974643
Wtf is this?

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>> No.6974902

>>6974890
at first I thought this was some candy shit wrapped with fruit roll ups but then I vomited at the realization its apsic cancer

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>>6974902
There's more

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>> No.6974932

>>6974694
deep dish pizza

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>> No.6974975
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>>6974637
Pretty much everything from the 50s

>> No.6974994
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>> No.6975003
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its hard to cringe when youve seen it all. thats real life fam. lets just pretend we are above cringe?

pic autism time

>> No.6975041

>>6974994
allah why? thats just foul

>> No.6975044

>>6974975
I see that you too, listen to NPR

>> No.6975047

>>6975044
Even worse, I saw it on a buzzfeed video

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>>6974637

>> No.6975064

>>6974917
Makes sense, real bacon is probably outlawed in the Caliphate of Sweden by now

>> No.6975122

>>6975049
Looks good tho

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>>6974994

Every
fucking
time

>> No.6975188

>>6974637
Best video on youtube
Criminally underrated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nye0A6UUfq8

>> No.6975190

>>6974933
It looks like someone melted plastic wrap onto of it.

>> No.6975217

>>6975190

it's either that or vegan "cheese" apparently

>> No.6975244

>>6975044

Some people haven't suffered complete brain death quite yet.

>> No.6975329

>>6974929
lol

>> No.6975348

>>6974922
I still don't know what's on the sausages.

>> No.6975401
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Dump incoming

>> No.6975403

>>6975348
The cat threw up on them

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>>6975401

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>>6975408

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>>6975412

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>>6975418

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>>6974637
OH MY GOD i just realized those were noodles. i've seen this pic countless times and thought it was some kind of cheese fries

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>>6975420

>> No.6975427

>>6974925
>Head cheese
>Cringefood
You take that back you tasteless motherfucker

>> No.6975431
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The sausages in this thread look absolutely vile. Are these standard in America, or just the lowest of the low?

>>6974939

Step 7: Vomit

>> No.6975433

>>6975424
>noodles

>> No.6975439
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>>6975426

>> No.6975443

>>6975401

But thats just an avrage russian meal anon.

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>> No.6975448

>>6974890
>people would LITERALLY pay $30+ for that

>> No.6975449

>>6975439

Christ, that must be such a confusing thing for your body to digest.

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>>6975439
Only a few left

>>6975431
That's the standard. Pic related

>>6975443
Are you implying that Russian food isn't cringe worthy?

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>>6975451
Sorry guys, couldn't find any more on my phone. Maybe I'll post more tomorrow when I'm at my computer.

>> No.6975482

>>6975439

>eat 3 pounds of rice porredge and onions
>drink a pot of black coffee
>shit all over a bun
>wrap it i some printer paper

BONE APPATEET

>> No.6975501

>>6975439
WALA!

>> No.6975687

>>6975439
is that tommys?

>> No.6975713

>>6974939
person that made this probably thought everyone would think it was amazing
thats the nastiest shit in the thread for that reason alone

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You want cringe food?
This british fag buys the worst food from the dollar store and eats it. And he eats some outdated shit people send him. Its outlandishly entertaining.
Almost 40 videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqcJobgC9xo&index=4&list=PLuXVJtG6oNtG8ViYjazh_oLw8Km8yWYDY

>> No.6976725

>>6974950
If she wants to keep her man, she'll have to stay out of the kitchen.

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>>6974975
>>6974994
>>6975405

>> No.6976734

>>6974643
Lasagna pizza? I'd eat it.

>> No.6976744
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Spam nigiri

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Sonic All-American hot dog

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"Sushi". This was served hot and included cooked crawfish tails

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Dollar store ribeye

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Salisbury steak and pizza drunk meal

>> No.6976766

>>6976750
Chef had his own take on hit, he's a special guy.

>> No.6976768

>>6976755
Chop it up and put it in a stew.

If you can't make something good out of shitty food you shouldn't be on /ck/

>> No.6976769

>>6976747
what's wrong with that

>> No.6976770

>>6976744
...is absolutely delicious, you fucking plebeian.

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Doritos Loaded from 7-11. Fuck you Joey for making me want to try these abominations

>> No.6976776

>>6975446

>tfw I will never own a Nagant revolver

how much do they go for

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Taco Bell waffle taco (sausage)

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Just fuck my shit up fam

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Fois gras double down

>> No.6976790

>>6976777
those are good though, almost as good as the am crunchwrap

>> No.6976791

>>6976784
>some men just want to watch the world burn

>> No.6976792

>>6976770
I agree. Spam is good. Spam with rice is good. But serving spam nigiri to try to be whimsical is cringeworthy in my opinion

>> No.6976799

>>6976790
Maybe I got a shitty one because it was terrible. AM crunchwraps are good though

>> No.6976803

>>6976768
You're saying you would eat dollar store ribeye? I think it's you that doesn't belong here pal

>> No.6976834

>>6976803
>You're saying you would eat dollar store ribeye?


Yeah, I would because I know exactly what I'm doing.

>put into a stew with potatoes, tomatoes, celery, carrots and peas
>pack into a sausage along with seasonings and assorted filler
>fry up into tacos and serve with cilantro and onion topping

If you serve cheap cut as it's advertised to get you to buy it you're asking for trouble, get creative and find a way to make it appetizing or gtfo.

>> No.6976835

>>6974637
You know the cringiest thing about that pic is the mess some retarded jumbodumbo made while shoveling that pathetic shit on his plate.

>> No.6976849

>>6976835
>be average 6/10 dude
>not fat
>not sloppy
>go to buffet with family
>approach the steam table
>pasta with kraft singles on it
>well I'll be
>Like kraft singles
>like pasta
>might as well
>worst that can happen is I leave it on the plate for the bus boy
>as I serve myself the spoon slips and I spill it all on the side of the pan
>whoopsie-daisy
>oh my oh no
>oh well, I'm sorry cleaner upper person
>go to table and taste
>leaving it there for the busboy
>later on in the day go to /ck/
>get called a jumbodumbo by an anon

Well anon, that's just hurtful.

>> No.6976870

>>6974637
>>6975412
It seems america hasn't invented grated cheese yet.

>> No.6976880

>>6976755
>enhanced with solution
>rubbed with seasoning

Look at the ingredients section. The solution and rub are exactly the same, just salty water.

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>>6976835
>>6976849
You guyyys

>> No.6976890

>>6976870
We have you just can't grate kraft singles.

>> No.6976911

>>6975446
this looks nicer than most of the american food in this thread tbh

>> No.6976912

>>6975427
more like dick cheese

>> No.6976925

>>6976750
why do americans put mayonnaise on fucking everything?
sushi is the last thing you want to ruin with mayo

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>> No.6976934

>>6975424
that's penne pasta, not noodles

>> No.6976945

>>6974922
fucking finns

>> No.6976956

>>6976925
>why do americans
Fuck off. Also Japan is way more obsessed with mayonnaise than the US

>> No.6976970

>>6976849
>work at local buffet restaurant as bus boy
>bus load of mentally handicapped people come in every Wednesday
>one guy in particular is a real problem
>we all call him jumbodumbo
>he's fat, sloppy and makes a huge mess every time
>he approaches the steam table in his electric wheelchair
>we make a special dish for only him on Wednesdays
>he pulls his chair up to the counter and uses his bare hands to shovel the slop directly into his mouth
>one of his handlers stands guard
>if anyone gets too close to jumbodumbo while he's eating he begins shrieking and usually shits himself
>after he's had his fill we have to shut down the whole buffet to clean up and disinfect everything
>jumbodumbo's handler wheels him to the mop sink in the back to hose him off
>the whole time he's screaming "cleaner upper cleaner upper!"
>fuck you jumbodumbo

>> No.6976993

>>6976759
>Salisbury steak
>steak
>is a fucking meatball

>> No.6977025

>>6975217
could be or just american cheese product. >>6975190
>>6974933

>> No.6977028
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>>6976934
>penne
>not noodles

oh u

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>> No.6977044

>>6976774
Ive tried them
They are marginal , they dont taste like you think they would

>> No.6977068

>>6977040
I'd eat all that carb shit.

>> No.6977106

>>6976755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rqs5siPalo

>> No.6977118

>>6975439
Looks good to me. Are those tommy's burgers?

>> No.6977157

>>6976776
Like, less than 200 you poorfag

>> No.6977206

>>6975439
shit burgers randy

>> No.6977271

>>6975730

>bought beans with bacon from dollar store
>ate cold on a camping trip (can said hot or cold)
>hiked for literally 8 hours and was starving
>still hard to get down

Cold camping is some shit when you're poorfag.

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>> No.6977287

>>6977284
You gotta be shitting me. Did any San antonianons ever go there?

>> No.6977291

>>6977284
Where is the cat?

>> No.6977296

>>6976777

...Was it good? I love breakfast sandwiches.

Taco bell is surprisingly good for being cabbage and sawdust. Can get full for two bucks.

>> No.6977302

>>6977284

>icon he probably drew himself at a fifth grade level

Could at least rip from some popular SnK type stuff and put a filter on it or trace and make a donut steel.

Pizza is pretty good though, art wise. Shame all disgusting ingredients.

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>>6975405

Oh Jesus what the hell is that????

>> No.6977311

>>6977284
ohhh i see it

Thundercats! Ho!

>> No.6977328

>>6977287
That picture was posted an hour ago on their FB, so it's still operating.

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>>6977328
I presume this is what they were going for? Lol that's cringe as fuck and looks really bad even for a meme pizza. I'll post some acceptable meme pizzas.

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>> No.6977355

>>6976870
First they have to invent cheese.

>> No.6977359

>>6975348
A dead mouse no joke

>> No.6977379

>>6977296
No it was awful. AM crunchwraps or their breakfast burritos are where it's at

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>> No.6977417

>>6976925
>muh sacred raw fish
>can only be touched by samurai with 30 years of training to cook rice
fuck off weeb

>> No.6977422

>>6975348
>>6975431

>sausages

Hot dogs do not a sausage make.

They are hot dogs, yes lowest of low. Basically bologna shaped to that form.

If you're gonna hotdog 100% kosher beef hotdogs are only non-pleb option.

>> No.6977436

>>6977382

Back in 2001 or whenever the first hulk movie came out my mom bought me the hulk green chocolate syrup and I swear to god my shit looked just like that.

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What secret ingredients do you put in your macaroni and cheese?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2979un5g0s

>> No.6977448

This thread makes me mad.

>> No.6977462

anyone have that anus clenching video of the old woman chopping onions?

>> No.6977464

>>6974917
I could taste the texture just by looking at it blegh

>> No.6977470

>>6977464
like meaty toothpaste

>> No.6977480

>>6977437
Your mom's sweaty, bruised testicles

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>>6977437
what the fuck

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>>6975408

>> No.6977493

>>6975730
I haven't clicked the link yet but let me guess, that's Ashens?

>> No.6977494

>>6975446
How the fuck is this cringe? Kaviar goes great with vodka and that back bacon with pickles is delicious.

>> No.6977498

>>6976744
>haole detected

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>>6977040
>One way trip to carb city

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>>6975730
Sheesh

>> No.6977544

>>6977493
yep

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>>6976754
Me grandmum made the dips like this all the time for a madman like me, I eat them with dorito nacho like a fucking savage

>> No.6977549

>>6977422
>kosher

Oy vey.

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>>6974637
>>6975412
I thought this was a joke until it happened to me today. Pic related. I've never felt so disrespected

>> No.6977725

>>6977717
What shit hole is that

>> No.6977738

>>6977725
A local drive through. It's crazy because it's always been great before, but this time...this happened. The hotdog wasn't even entirely cooked, I don't know how the cheese "melted" as much as it did

a damn mess

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>>6977040
Lacks pasta, rice and oats.

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>>6977437
My drunk food is canned chili poured over Cheez-Its.

Delicious.

>> No.6977860

>>6977310
Bologna cake with mayonnaise and mustard icing

>> No.6977927

>>6976792
>whimsical
getaloadofthisguycam.jpg

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>>6977717
Life boat butter only... people eat that?

>> No.6978102

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>> No.6978164

>>6977969
Apparently. They're just potatoes, I never had one there

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Did you know your meat browns itself in the fridge?

Just add some extra secret ingredients and youll have spaghetti like mom made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEiuzzmFyWc

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>>6974994

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>>6978164
Oh, I thought it was a hot dog with lots of butter on it.

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>>6974994
reeeeeeeee

>> No.6978734
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What is this even suppose to be?

>> No.6978764

>>6975420
>>6975405
>>6974994
these never fail to make me fucking gag. I'd go as far as saying they look as disgusting as scat/vomit porn

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>>6975405
>>6977860

why

>> No.6978797

>>6976774
If you eat too much, they make you feel nauseous. But they are good.

>> No.6978846

>>6978734
the fuck is crointing?

>> No.6978860

>>6978734
it looks like something before you put it in the oven

>> No.6978872

>>6974637
What happened to Anime Pizzeria? Is it still open or did it already flop?

>> No.6978878

>>6978872
see
>>6977284

>> No.6978883

>>6975190
it's velveta, that's exactly how it looks when burnt

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>>6977284
>>6978878

>> No.6978914

>>6977417
he's not even a proper weeb or he'd be gushing about how superior glorious Nippon's sushi mayo is to western mayo.

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>>6974939
>>6975456
Sadly I would down those things if totally stoned

>> No.6978963
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>>6977437
jesus christ

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>>6978963
You arent half the man that based Tom is
Real home town type cooking.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq7_s8Y6uG8

>> No.6978972

>>6978860
No, it looks like a dead body that turned to liquid in a bathtub.

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>>6975482
Anon you just made my day.
I haven't laughed that hard in quite a while, thank you.

>> No.6978984

>>6978967
All of my wut

>> No.6978985

>>6975049
That legitimately looks delicious

>> No.6978987

>>6978967
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen on 4chan.

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>>6978251
is this guy serious? how did you find him?

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>>6978989
Have you never had the yummy goodness that is ketchup, mustard, and relish on your flour caked grilled cheese before?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0ir6mbIBIs

Man is a time capsule from a bygone era of gourmet cooking.

>> No.6978998

>>6977382
but Indian food tastes good

>> No.6979000

>>6977717
oh god is that ketchup on the top side?

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>>6978251
>Did you know your meat browns itself in the fridge?

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>>6978997
I really hope this isn't a serious channel

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>> No.6979022

>>6979002
That's my favourite movie

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>> No.6979030

>>6979029
I buy hot dogs from a local place, looks just like this

Makes me feel like trash, and half the time gives me the shits.
But man do they taste fucking great

>> No.6979045

>>6979011
There's more cheese than what is in the dish.

>> No.6979048

>>6975424
Holy fuck, it was your post that made me realize it was penne. I always thought it was fries, too, because who would be that fucking depraved, to serve pasta like that?

>> No.6979052

>>6979001
Is that cheese and bacon fries in a cheese crust? Would eat the fuck out of that.

>> No.6979059

>>6979048
confession, i've made penne like this. boiled it, drained it off. mixed in a ton of butter and threw slices of kraft on top...

it blew my mind when i saw op's pic.

>> No.6979064

>>6979059
You fucking filthy animal.

>> No.6979067

>>6979064
I know you'll never do it but, try it. Make a fuckload of penne, set off a bowl of it to the side. Butter it to death and throw a slice of kraft on top. Bury the craft layer with hot penne from the bottom and then wait for it to melt a little.

i know. it sounds horrible, it is horrible but try it. gotta use kraft though. seriously.

>> No.6979071

>>6979067
Ive got a block of velveeta laying around

>> No.6979073

>>6979067
>>6979059
Kraft has some McDonald's level of chemical taste that your brain and tongue just love and crave sometimes.

>> No.6979074

>>6979011
>>6979052
cheesy gnocchi and bacon

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>>6979071
dont do it you nigger. I SAID KRAFT.

>> No.6979080

>>6979073
I used kraft singles,white bread, and dill pickles to make grilled cheese sandwiches. Then I dip it in tomato soup.
Poorfag meal, and I fucking love it.

>> No.6979084

>>6979073

It's just salt held together with lies.

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>>6978997

>> No.6979088

>>6979016
>raw chicken

>> No.6979107

>>6979080
That is the ultimate comfort food for me. If I ever had a bad day as a kid my mom made me that and to this day it is the comfiest meal I will ever have.

>> No.6979118

>>6976744
ITS CALLED MUSUBI YOU HAOLE FUCK

>> No.6979124

>>6977494
are you dense or something?
Theres no kaviar on the pic, and the "back bacon" is cured fish you fucking downie.

>> No.6979141

>>6974933
this is food gore material

>> No.6979161

>>6975408

Imagine the smell

>> No.6979170

>>6978102

>hamburger Patty is completely red on the inside

A young ja/ck/

>> No.6979177

>>6978251

Isn't this the guy who made a video on ahow to eat a watermelon?

He just it in half and makes four tunnel in it with a spoon

>> No.6979194

>>6974917
WTF is "American flavour"??

>> No.6979201

>>6977437
My step mom and her family does the tuna in mac shit and I don't understand.

The rest of the stuff though, why

>> No.6979342 [DELETED] 

>>6977106
>MURICUCKS ACTUALLY USE SCISSORS AS A DINIG UTENSIL

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DESPAIR

>> No.6979372

>>6979348
I'd give it a genuine try

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>>6979372
You must also try this.

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My dad eats Vegemite Soup sometimes, it's just a hunk of Vegemite dissolved in hot water.

>> No.6979382

>>6979378
That's not soup, that's barely broth.

>> No.6979384

>>6979382

Oh you're right I should have taken better care to properly label some shit food in the cringe thread.

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>>6979375
Triggers my autism to a new level

>> No.6979392

>>6979194

Obesity

>> No.6979396

>>6976926
not that bad imho tbh fam

>> No.6979428

>>6975730
>dollar store
fucking americans

>> No.6979436

>>6979428
He lives in Norwich.

Also what exactly is wrong with a store that sells cheap things?

>> No.6979596

>>6977334
>>6977284
NOW I SEE IT.

>> No.6979604

>>6976769
ketchup

>> No.6979622

>>6976925
But we don't? Just sandwiches.

>> No.6979644

>>6974950
She's not keeping her man when those eggs are bigger than her tits.

>> No.6979646

>>6978251
>spends money on mccormick spices
>uses dollar store brand garlic and canned mushrooms
>any kind of bread can be french bread

>> No.6979647

>>6974637
Jesus christ why.

>> No.6979649 [DELETED] 

>>6978997
>video from cuck man himself
AHAHAHHAHAH

awwww he's old

>> No.6979659

>>6974637
More like Americunt food thread amirite lads hahaha bantz

>> No.6979665

>>6978996
this seems fine, honestly

>> No.6979666

>>6976776
They're really cheap but you'll pay out the ass for the ammunition. They're also terrible guns.

>> No.6979667

>>6974929
I involuntarily flexed my kegel muscles

>> No.6979672

>>6974933
that's what happens when you put processed cheese on pizza

>> No.6979674

>>6979016
but it's fucking lamb, wtf

>> No.6979685

>>6975456
why.

>> No.6979765

>>6977854
HUMMUS??? what the FUCK?

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>>6978967
>turkey bacon

>> No.6979989

>>6975730
>fag
This man is an entertainment genius.

>> No.6979993

>>6974890
Do people even realize the story behind bullshit 60's recipes like this? There was a widespread problem of publishers not actually reading all the recipes, but still paying by the word count, so the authors would just fill their recipe books with ridiculous nonsense recipes to fill space.

>> No.6980012

>>6978996
undecorated, not well presented, overly simplistic, not very nutritionally balanced. But not even slightly cringe-worthy, why is this here?

>> No.6980049

>>6977040
i'd cum all over it and still eat it.

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>>6977284
Jesus Fucking Christ

>> No.6980062

>>6977436
>Hulk's cums

>> No.6980063

>>6977854
FUCK YES. I also do it to Lay's BBQ chips

>> No.6980067

>>6974925
head cheese is delicious in a bread roll

>> No.6980091

>>6976925
there are sushi that get cut onions and mayo on in japan though

>> No.6980113

>>6975431

please refrain from posting this pic. This is from a /ck/ Anon who was attempting to make tacos for the first time and the concept of tacos doesn't really exist in their area since no Mexicans and no Taco Bell and the only form of tacos accessible in that area is in the form of pre made hard taco shells from a grocery store. The Anon had no idea what was supposed to go into a taco and shouldn't be ridiculed for it. Imagine someone telling you to make a hamburger, but you had no idea what an actual hamburger is. All you know that it's some meat and veggies inbetween two pieces of bread.

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>>6980113
i dont give a shit if you didnt know how to make tacos fuck you

>> No.6980180

>>6980113

>I am a 4chan power user but can't search for a few taco recipes or pictures

Nice one fucking retard

>> No.6980248

>>6980113
this is why flyovers ought to be banned

>> No.6980255

>>6977382
that just looks like really good indian food on a paper plate you pleb.

>> No.6980271

>>6980113

Mate, I live in the rural north of England, and I can fathom the basics of a taco don't include water and carrot chunks.

>> No.6980414

>>6974994
>>6975041
That's just fowl.

>> No.6980537

>>6976774
These are pure shit. Even drunk/high cant fuck with them.
>>6976777
Fucking gross. Will however try again. they ran out of waffles and put them on some sort of bread. the bread was the worst driest,dense horseshit ever.
>>6977040
would be stoned and devour

>> No.6980544

>>6974994
every time someone posts this I'm surprised nobody is also posting that gif of Shakira shaking her ass followed by one of these bad boys coming out of a can.

>> No.6980580

>>6978734
Looks like smothered pork chops with a sprinkling** of oregano.

**entire bottle

>> No.6980603

>>6980113
Does he live in the boonies without internet access too? There's no fucking excuse for this sort of faggotry.

>> No.6980614

>>6979011
thats depressing

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>>6978967
Can someone explain the flour to me? I screamed when he did that. Just why.

>> No.6980729

>>6978967

holy balls, someone please try this flour nonsense and take pics

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>> No.6980816

>>6975424
>noodles

>> No.6980854

>>6975003
What's going on here?

Why are there pennies and a paper plate on the stove?

>> No.6980887

>>6975188
wat

>> No.6980909

>>6975049
Bretty good tbh fam, not cringe at all tbh tbh

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>>6975424

>> No.6980946

>>6977437

>and remember, with macaroni and cheese one of the secret ingredients is your imagination

this guy is great. I'm a proud subscriber.

>> No.6980974

>>6980113
shut up nerd

>> No.6980980

>>6980729
Im not sure if you can do it without burning the fuck out of it.
It seems really weird

>> No.6981005

>>6980854
he stretched out a penny to make the one cup and a quarter to make the other.

>> No.6981007

>>6978984
>>6980619
>>6980729
>all these newfigs don't know about Tom Willett
He was the king of /ck/ before jack or joey.

>> No.6981054

>>6975426
No shit, my dad used to know a World War II veteran who put ketchup on all his food (dad specifically mentioned bananas as an example) because it was the only thing he could taste.

>>6976789
What sort of bacon is on there? Depending on the answer, this could be reasonably good and not a total waste of duck liver.

>> No.6981058

>>6975439
Tommys. You forgot the peppers

>> No.6981069

>>6975730
don't talk shit about ashens mate, this man is prime entertainment

>> No.6981074

>>6981069
I cant wait for a new advent calendar series.

>> No.6981122

>>6981005
woah seriously? those are swaged? are you sure?

>> No.6981178

>>6978967
9:17 PM on a friday night and I'm watching an old man eat a burnt to shit sandwich.

>> No.6981203

>>6975439
If thats finely minced meat with taco powder? It would be really delicious with some variant of cucumber salad and nachos.

>> No.6981224

>>6981178
LOL right?

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>>6980113
What is google?

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>>6981253
are you being trolled? take a moment and see if the signs point to yes!

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>>6974994
The thing that really gets me about this image, really makes me sick, look at how fucking dirty that fat kid's face is. Are you fuckin serious? jesus.

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>>6978967
>>6977541
>>6975730

Ashens is the fuckin big dick champ, you didn't know?

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>>6974643

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>>6981773

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>>6981773
What the fuck neets

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>>6981773

oh jesus

that was a ride

>> No.6981834

>>6977717
What is that, a county fair food stand?

What did you honestly expect, anon?

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>>6981773
Wew, /r9k/

>> No.6981852

>>6975730
Why does he eat everything on the couch fuck

>> No.6981943

>>6974925
llooks good to me

>> No.6981949

>>6981943
gross

>> No.6981979

>>6977382
>butter chicken
>spinach and paneer sauce
>basmati rice
>herb naan
>curry? momosa

yes plois

>> No.6981982

>>6981979
Samosa. Mimosa is an alcoholic beverage.

>> No.6981991

>>6978996
hhhhhhhhhng! dat silverside

>> No.6981996

>>6980912
I wonder if that kid likes Mr Bean

>> No.6982003

>>6981982
my bad. my brain put together momos and samosa.

>> No.6982029

>>6981991
for a noob like me, please explain what silverside is?

>> No.6982068

>>6974950
That dish is so yellow that a nerdy white guy with self-esteem issues just asked it out on a date.

>> No.6982095

>>6982068
wat

>> No.6982114

>>6978251
>Doesn't use the spices he said he was gonna use in the meat.
>Onions are still raw.
>That BEEF.

Does anyone have the video of the Russian guy rambling while he makes a potato stew that looks like it would kill you?

I remember him adding noodles at the last minute then eating raw noodles with it.

>> No.6982170

>>6982114
It was a Finnish dude, might help your search (I don't remember the name of it)

>> No.6982178

>>6979029
Good christ, did you buy those on a beach in India?

>> No.6982245

>>6975439
that legitimately looks like shit

i'm not trying to insult it or something; it really, actually looks like diarrhea

>> No.6982255

>>6982068
kek

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>>6977462
Bit late, but here it is anon.

>> No.6982330

>>6977437
pls no

>> No.6982362

>>6979378
isn't that just bovril

>> No.6982383

>>6978997
>>6978251
>>6978967
No joke, I would at least try some of this. I'd have to be drunk or stoned, or 70 like he is to enjoy it, but I would.

>> No.6982390

>>6979644
>hating on small tits
Nah

>> No.6982408

>>6982295
What the fuck.
Who is this lady?

>> No.6982429

>>6981773
That is not okay

>> No.6982440

>>6974975
Sweet black zombie jesus, what the fuck is this abomination?

>> No.6982451

>>6978102
>washing the onion

>> No.6982463

>>6974637

American public school food is practically child abuse

>> No.6982476

>>6979378
vegemite (or marmite, theyre the same right?) can be a good ingredient for soup though, i use marmite in this french onion soup recipe i have and its really good, you use stock too though.

>> No.6982499

>>6976754
would fucking eat!

>> No.6982539

>>6977028
tard

>> No.6982681

>>6975730
food yahtzee?

>> No.6982935

>>6975049
Thanks for the rest. All this other terrible food was making me suicidal.

>> No.6982955

>>6975431
Those aren't proper sausages. Those are garbage tier hotdogs that only trailer trash eat.

Most American grocery stores carry decent sausages but you can go to an actual butcher and get the good stuff if you don't live in a shitty town.

>> No.6983332

>>6977717
I actually prefer the sliced american on my chili dogs.
I would never have an american cheese dog though.

>> No.6983729

>>6977284
Austism aside whoever opened this is passionate and interested in doing what he's doing how many of us can say the same about our own lives.

>> No.6983856

>>6974950
That little fireball at the end is what makes me the most mad.

>> No.6984113

>>6976744
Looks like it wasn't cooked all the way. I've had this at an actual Hawaiian pace and it's not bad

>> No.6984157

>>6976784
If the filled Oreo was white, this would be a good representation of what goes on in a sasha grey porno.

>> No.6984684

>>6975439
how the hell are you gonna pick that shit up, using a spoon? it only makes you look like eating shit

>> No.6984691

>>6975446
thats a stylish meal tbh

>> No.6984747

>>6978967
do you think he is lonely ?