/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6973118
>burnt toast
>thick ass cut of ham
>scrambled eggs look chunky and dry

Beans look okay though

>>6973126
Fluffy and moist you cunt

Ham & beans looks delicious, toast burned, eggs somewhat pale but i guess they tasted good.

>>6973118
It's supposed to be back bacon, not ham. Silly.

Also eggs are usually fried, sunny side up. :)

>>6973118
Looks right proper that does. Not a fan of ham myself, usually opt for some turkey bacon

>>6973118
>How did I do?
0/10
everything is wrong

>>6973118
>No bacon
>No sausage
>No black pudding
>No mushrooms
>No tomatoes or tomato sauce
>Eggs scrambled, not fried
4/10 you tried

>>6973118
Why would you take a picture with more of your table in the shot than the actual plate of food

Who eats plain burned bread with nothing on it? If you say I WAS GONNA BUTTER IT why would you butter it cold? Where is the sausage? Why do your eggs look like a rotten squirrel asshole? Why aren't they fried and runny? Your beans look barely warm if at all. Where's the tomato? Fucking 8/10 cus that is a rightly done plate m8

>>6973339
>Your beans look barely warm

How could you tell

You just can. It's just the way they look.

>>6973118
wouldevensendbackinagreasyspoon/10 tbh

>>6973396
>plate says bubble and squeak
>there isn't any

also WHERE'S THE SAUSAGE REEEEEEE

>>6973126
That toast looks good fuck your wrong opinion.

>>6973118
Nice try I guess.
Probably the best you'll get in a country where quality foodstuffs are impossible to find.

>>6973396
>that reflection

>>6973118
are you fat by any chance?

Why the fuck is there a giant chunk of ham instead of sausages and bacon?

Why is the egg scrambled not fried?

Why is the toast burned and not buttered?

Why are there no fried tomatoes or sauteed mushrooms?

Why are the beans taking up half the plate?

0/10 if you were trying to make a Full English
If you were just frying shit for breakfast I guess 5/10 since it's whatever you like.

>>6973396
Yum.
Although, I would not put marmite on the toast because you can't eat it alongside the main plate anymore or everything will taste like marmite.

Also needs sausage.

>>6973118

>>6973396
>No sausages
>No black pudding
>No fried slice
>No hashbrown

>>6973118
badly.
the eggs in particular are a disgrace

>>6973324
This made me laugh for some reason. That and the cooking it seems Op just sucks at life in general.

>>6973444
>Raw egg
>Tinned tomatoes (?)
>Strait up circular fried potatoes
>Shit-tier sausages which are 40% breadk

Get gud

Why is it at such as low angle also>?

how do you disgusting snaggle toothed bongs even eat a huge slop of beans every morning. Especially with eggs and ham, I'd be ripping ass and burning stink holes through my pants all day.

>>6973479
I just that makes you a little bitch then

>>6973479

We don't, normally. Toast or weetabix or I skip it and have a large lunch. Normally have a full breccy when I'm hungover af or I'm going to be slogging in the garden all day.

>>6973502
So it's like a weekend thing and not every day? American here, my normal breakfast is something light like a piece of fruit or toast with coffee and maybe juice. On weekends I'll cook up something really heavy like biscuits and sausage gravy or bacon and eggs. One time I woke up still drunk and grilled a steak.

>>6973516

Pretty much what you said tbh. Bacon baps (sandwiches) is popular as well. Some times there's the odd guy who still eats kippered herring. Loads of pubs and so forth serve full english all day, so if i'm out with the lads all day i might have one to soak up all the lagers.

>>6973457
>black pudding
Scottish trash
>hash brown
American trash

I agree it's missing sausage, I didn't have any at the time. Oh also I don't like fried bread

>>6973516
>One time I woke up still drunk and grilled a steak.
You absolute fucking mad man

>>6973118
Nice rubber eggs

>>6973516
Yeah nobody has time to cook a full English daily, plus that shit'll kill you if you have it too much. It's something traditionally had on a Saturday, usually to help you recover from heavy drinking the night before.

>>6973396
>taken in a bathroom

>>6973533
>>6973546

if thats the case, I approve of the full english and would be happy to eat one after waking up late on Saturday or sunday. I was thinking you ate it every day for some reason.

>>6973396
you royal faggots are hilarious.

>>6973396
>Union Jack as a table cloth
YES I'M MAD

>>6973547
>not eating your breakfast on the shitter

>>6973472
>40% breadk
Wut?

What do you think of these lads?

>>6973118

>>6973118
now try it in sandwich form

>>6973581
>>6973582
where's the blood sausage?

>>6973593
They didn't order it

>>6973593
look closer, retard.

>>6973581
>shitty cheap looking sausage
>too many beans
>Bacon looks like its gone off

Other than that nice job fam

>>6973593

>>6973615
my thirst for cock has blinded me, but now I see

>>6973581
good but the sausage looks like my pee pee

>>6973396
I fuck with this SO hard