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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Hey /ck/

I was on mashed rutabaga and mashed potato duty and my mom handed me this tool telling me it's her masher.

>concave handle like a spatula or serving spoon
>thin, flat handle prevents you from getting your fist around for a good mash
>curved shape and smooth metal finish causes your hand to slip down as you mash
>masher face surface are seems wrong - I was literally pressing the water out of the veg while I was mashing

WTF is this piece of shit, /ck/. Badly designed masher? Some other utensil?

Does /ck/ have a recommendation for a master-race masher?

>> No.6964567
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6964567

>>6964564

>> No.6964588

>>6964564
probably something for fish

>> No.6964600
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Someone bent a spatula and pretended it was a masher op. Maybe you since you're such a huge faggot

>> No.6964602

It's clearly a golf club for one of those miniature golf courses you put in your office

>> No.6964610

Damn, air conditioning comes from your floor? I NEED that in my kitchen right in front of the stove and sink so I can keep my groin dry and cool.

>> No.6964616

>>6964600
/thread

>> No.6964617

>>6964600

Wow, I was actually trying to figure out things that it could be, but that's so obvious, and OP is probably just trolling...

>> No.6964619
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>>6964564
First off: I think that might be a slotted spoon like thing for doing poached eggs.

Secondly: for mashin duty, ignore new age, get one that looks like this.

>> No.6964638

It's a slotted spoon/ladle. Not supposed to be used for mashing, it's supposed to be used for solid pieces from hot liquids, like boiled fish.

>> No.6964641
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>>6964610

Canadafag here, it's a heat duct. Here in Western Nova Scotia (on the ocean here), we get 2 or 3 days per year where AC would be noice.

>> No.6964652

It's a bent fish slice.

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>>6964617
>)

Not trolling, it's a Paderno, so Williams-Sonoma shit.

Seriously, I had to two-hand the mash like a fucking senior citizen.

>> No.6964668

>>6964610
Where are you from

>> No.6964671

>>6964619
>Secondly: for mashin duty, ignore new age, get one that looks like this.

Looks good, bro, thanks. I want to buy my mom one before I head back to Ontario.

>> No.6964673

>>6964668
Louisiana

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>>6964567
holy shit your face looks fuckin retarded bro

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>>6964662

Well shit...

>> No.6964694

>>6964567
are you from finland because you look like a retarded mongol monkey

>> No.6964697

>>6964690
>30 dollerydoos for a bent spatula
kekaroony

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>>6964681

Retarded?

Who's pickin' a banjo here?

No, my face is just warped on the reflection. I'm a solid 5/10.

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>>6964681
Ayy lmao

>> No.6964700

>>6964567
OP confirmed high as balls, bent a spatula to mash potatoes.

>> No.6964701

That is obviously for poaching fish.

>> No.6964703

>>6964681
hahah holy shit.

OP looks like an alien. either that or someone who got beat up recently

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ayyy

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>>6964690

Yeah, but that has a solid round handle that you can grip.

Mine is delicate for lifting.

>> No.6964723

>>6964709
Because this:
>>6964701

>drop fish fillet in liquid
>use that tool to gently lift it after it is done poaching
>flat shape keeps delicate meat intact
>liquid drains through it

>> No.6964728

>>6964705
Uncanny resemblance

>> No.6964738

>>6964567
jesus... did you get caught in a fire?

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>>6964681
Thanks for pointing that out this is the first time I've honestly laughed at this site in like a year

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>>6964738

Not at all.

>> No.6964754

>>6964745
Why do you come here then?

>> No.6964758

>>6964752
Do you think her skin flakes off into her food?

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>>6964699

Me IRL. I browse /pol/ all the time, so I'm clearly a self-hating Jew.

>> No.6964780

>>6964765
You should hate yourself kike

>> No.6964783

>>6964758

Oh yeah, I worked in a union office and one of the stewards had a milder version of that condition. Her skin was always peeling off in corn-flake size pieces.

The worst part is you'd be in a meeting and she would pick off pieces and eat them. That's self-cannibalism right?

It fucking sucked because we had great catering, and I couldn't eat a damn thing at the meeting other than chocolate chip cookies and coffee.

>> No.6964784

>>6964564
you're in luck op, my mum calls everything a "diddler", whether it's a spatula, a ladle, a sieve etc

>> No.6964797

>>6964784
>Mom calls you her little diddler

That's kind of hot.

>> No.6964807

>>6964567
ayy lmao

>> No.6964844

>>6964797
maybe I should have specified that she only calls kitchen utensils "diddlers"
I mean, I hope she only refers to kitchen utensils that way. then again I rarely see her out of the kitchen so...

>> No.6964851

I have the same exacting thing, OP, and holy shit it's useless for mashing. I thought there must be something more to it but there isnt.

>> No.6964867

>>6964754
Nowhere else to go

>> No.6964868

>>6964844
>Fucking your mom in the kitchen

I hope you slap MSG on her ass and call her umami.

>> No.6964985

>>6964564
I'm pretty sure that is just a repurposed(bent) spatula.


I'd still take it over my pathetic masher.

>> No.6966241 [DELETED] 

>>6964784
Funny, thats what your mom calls my penis.

>> No.6966242

>>6964784
Funny, your mom calls my penis the Big Diddler.

>> No.6966244

>>6964868
Hah

>> No.6966275

>>6964673
I think northern/older houses might have that more commonly. Makes more sense with the vertical design.

>> No.6966276

>>6964784
read that as lady.

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>>6964699
>>6964564
>that face
>not knowing what that is
OP confirmed for Skin walker.

>>6964783
How the fuck did she stay employed eating her own skin?

Reminds me of hens tho, to keep their nutrients lost through egg laying you can feed them their own eggs.