/ck/ - Food & Cooking

can i have a high five tbh

Chicken Tenders, please.

>>6964175
One order of Guy's big balls please

>>6964175
I want the 4u meal tbh fam
with a side of extra meme please

>>6964175
loaded galaxy nachos to start, then a wasabi soy pulled pork bahn mi with a side of donkey sauce pls

>>6964192
wtf is 4u

>>6964180
WOAH HAHA, NO CAN DO PADRE, BUT WE DO HAVE SOME JALAPENO, WASABI-DIPPED CHICKEN SPEARS IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE THINKING? IT PACKS ONE HELLUVA GOOD FLAVORTOWN PUNCH WITH THE SPECIAL PIZAZZ YOU COME TO EXPECT FROM THE G, GARNISHED WITH CRUSHED UP M&M'S, MMM MMM YUMMY

WOULD YOU LIKE ANY DRINKS TO GO WITH THAT BIG GUY?

>>6964175
ill have an omelette with egg bacon and egg cheese.

>>6964237
Perhaps if you have a cocktail named after a hair metal frontman I might be interested

>>6964192
DR PAVEL I'M CIA I'M A BIG GUY FOR YOU WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP LITTLE WHITE DICKS BIG BLACK COCKS INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS FLICKS MOVIES FILMS CINÉMA ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY WHO WILL PLAY HIM IN THE INEVITABLE BIOPIC IT AIN'T ME STARTS PLAYING LITERALLY REDDIT: THE MOVIE HOL UP YOU SAYING WE SOME KINDA SU SIDE SKWAD BRAVO NOLAN MOMS GONNA FREAK I DIDNT GO TO FILM SCHOOL I WENT TO FILMS OH IT SHOWS QUENTIN A REAL HUMAN BEAN AND A REAL HERO WHAT'S GOING ON HERE CLASSIC PAUL DANO DUDE WEED LMAO DUMB FROGPOSTER WELL HELLO BEAUTIFUL THE REST OF YALL KNOW WHEN I DURN TO YAH AVATAR THEATER SHOWERS NO SINGLES POLICY CRABS LEGS CHILI AND SEA BASS LUKE DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT SHEEV HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND WAS HE AUTISTIC OR JUST A CUCK STOP MY INVINCIBLE SON ROBERT DOWNHERE JUNIOR WHY WAS SATAN IN STAR WARS MY HANDS ARE A LITTLE DIRTY I BET HE ENJOYS THE FILMS OF WES ANDERSON A NIGGER COOK SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME SO WHY DID MARV TURN INTO A SKELETON SO DID HE REALLY KILL ALL THOSE PEOPLE YOU JUST KNOW IMAGINE BEING ARNOLD IS THIS OUTFIT AGE APPROPRIATE DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS WHAT DOES /TV/ THINK ABOUT HER BODY OF WORK THE WAR WAS LOST YOU CAN HAVE ANY BREW YOU WANT AS LONG AS IT'S MEXICAN PISSWATER ITT: ACTORS YOU COULD TAKE IN A FIGHT WHY DIDNT THEY JUST FLY THE EAGLES INTO MORDOR STILL POSTING THIS OLD HAG MY KID COULDA GOT KILLED IS THERE ANYTHING SHE CAN'T DO ACT GARLIC BREAD SOMEBODY GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE BIN AL'FLEK ITS 2015 PEOPLE WHERE'S THE TRIGGER IT'S LIKE POETRY IT RHYMES DAN "THE MAN" SCHNEIDER HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS BEBE CUNNY I ALREADY FIRED YOU MEME OFF BRO YOU AND ME NOW THIS IS PODRACING SHE'S A SLUT HELP ME TONY JONAH HILLS NEXT BIG ROLL SAY THAT AGAIN IM GOING ON AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY MEDIOCRE NO MORE DEAD COPS THREE STINKING DAYS MAY I HAVE THE PASSWORD I DON'T BELIEVE IN TIPPING WATERSPORTS PAUL BLART 20 GOOD MEN CATCHED FUCKING RETARD PROBLEM CHILD 2 LET'S SEE PAUL ALLENS DUBS TBH (TO BE HONEST) FAM

>>6964175
>just screaming

>>6964260
how bout the michael starr-tini

el oh el

>>6964277
Will that go well with my miso glazed Sammy Hanger steak-o-rito?

OUR SPECIALS FOR THE DAY INCLUDE FOUR MELT IN YOUR MOUTH (MINYAMOUTH) WABISABI WASABI CRUSTED CHEESY SLIDERS SERVED UP ON A BED OF ROMAINE INFUSED TORTILLA POPPERS, BUT WAIT-THERE'S MORE- CAUSE WE'VE JUST RELEASED SOME "IN YOUR FACE" SALMON SHOOTERS THAT ARE COMPLETELY MONEY FOR OUR NEW APPETIZER MENU.

THIRSTY? GRAB A GUY'S BIG SHAKE TO WASH DOWN THAT EDEMAME, BUDDY, CAUSE WE'RE ON THE FLAVORTOWN EXPRESS AND IT'S JUST JUMPED THE TRACKS HOMBRE, STRAIGHT INTO A PAPRIKA ENRICHED CHILI CHOWDER COMPLIMENTS OF YOURS TRULY!

WOULD YOU LIKE ANY DESSERT?

>>6964309
so you have anything with "chocolate explosion" in the description?

>>6964309
I would like a coffee enema.

I'm a little overwhelmed by the menu here. I mean do half of these things even really go well together?

>>6964331
AS A MATTER OF FACT WE JUST RELEASED A NEW HONEY SMASHED PIZZA MELT THAT I THINK'S RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEYWAY, MY MAN! ONE SERVING OF THIS BAD BOY WILL EXPLODE THE BRIDGE TO FLAVORTOWN, TRAPPING YOU THERE FOREVER IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT BABY. SLATHERED IN MY SIGNATURE WABISABI WASABI HONEY MUSTARD, THIS OPEN FACED CALZONE HAS BEEN EXPERTLY EXPLODED BY OUR CHEF, AND EACH COMES HAND DECORATED WITH SPARKLERS AND A COMMEMORATIVE GUY FIERI STRAW, STRAIGHT FROM DRIVERS DIVES AND DIVING WITH GUY FIERI!

IT COMES IN TO FLAVORS: KICKIN IT WITH MY HONEY HONEY MUSTARD, AND EASY STREET ECLAIR FROSTED, JUST LIKE THE REAL THING! WHAT'LL IT BE?

>>6964382
i dunno that sounds kinda scary do you have tendies and bbq sauce?

>>6964388
LIKE TENDIES? LIKE BBQ? WE TOOK THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS WITH GUY'S NEWEST TREAT: GUY'S ONION RING KNUCKLEDUSTER. FOUR OF THE BIGGEST, MEANEST ONIONS WE COULD WRANGLE, EXPERTLY BATTERED IN OUR WASABI SPICE BLEND, THESE BAD BOYS COME WITH GUY'S ROCK N ROLL BARBECUE SLAW AND A BUSHEL OF CHEESY FRIES, AN ESSENTIAL ARSENAL FOR ANY INSURGENT ATTEMPTING TO TAKE FLAVORTOWN IN A NIGHT!

>>6964175
for you

>>6964396
Got anything spicy?
Preferably something heavy.

>>6964175
>>6964190

>>6964420
YOU'RE IN LUCK MY FRIEND CAUSE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS WITH OUR NEW PROMOTIONAL BIG GUY(TM) BURGER, FRESH FROM THE SMASH HIT THE DARK KNIGHT RISES!

UNLEASH YOUR INNER BIG GUY FOR THE BIG GUY IN ALL OF US FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY AT GUY'S BIG BITE:
EACH BGB COMES COMPLETE WITH THREE MEATY WASABI-INFUSED KOBE BEEF PATTIES, CRASHED IN BETWEEN BROTHER SLICES OF CHEDDAR AND PROVOLONE, WITH OUR SIGNATURE "CIA"LATER BIG GUY BARBECUE SAUCE, MARRIED BETWEEN A DARK AND MYSTERIOUS PUMPERNICKEL BUN AND A WHITE, STRAIGHTLACES SOURDOUGH BOTTOM BUN. THE BGB BROUGHT FRIENDS TOO, AS EACH COMES WILL A MOUNTAIN OF MUSHED UP PEA AND CORN SALSA, WITH A SIGNATURE PAIR OF BLUED GREAN BEAN SPEARS TO ROUND OUT THIS MONSTER OF A MEAL READY TO OVERTAKE FLAVORTOWN WITH A VENGEANCE!

THE BGB: IT'S A BIG BURGER, FOR YOU.

I wonder how big his dick is

>>6964457
Sound good fam, I want two

>>6964543
That's a big order

>>6964543
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO HANDLE ALL THAT MEAT? I DON'T WANT ANY TO GO TO WASTE BROTHER, THERE'S STARVING KIDS IN WILLIAMSBURG.

>>6964562
FOUR U

>>6964584
It will be extremely tasty