/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>October 11, 2015

Was I in a coma last night and none of my clocks or calendars changed? Why Thanksgiving tonight?

>>6963532
Canadian thanksgiving tomorrow, but many families, like my own, choose to do the dinner on Sunday.

I once went to a post-Thanksgiving gettogether some friends threw, none of whom can cook. Nonetheless, they tried, bless their WASPy hearts. One thing that was actually quite good, especially for the amount of effort involved, was a microwave pilaf side made at the dinner using instant rice, instant stock powder, dried soup vegetables, crisp-fried shallots, a little turkey grease and water.
Despite being something of a foodsnob, I make it from time to time at home, it's that good and effortless.

The amounts for a full dinner might be 4 cups, 1 heaping tbsp, 4tbsp, 4tbsp, 1 heaping tbsp and 4 cups, respectively. Put the dry ingredients in a 2-quart/litre container, lid it and shake to combine, stir in the grease, add the water, stir and nuke for a while, then let sit to absorb excess water before fluffing and tipping out into a serving bowl.

If you can't cook or are short on time, not that you said you couldn't/are timestrapped but thought that if you could/weren't then you wouldn't need to ask, this is actually a really good thing to make.

>>6963532
Canada

Happy thanksgiving /CUM/ bro.

>>6963532
Dumb niggers like you are the reason I'm glad I'm not American.

Why not dessert?

I'm making some banana cream pies right now for dinner tonight.

>>6963506
Blueberry Mold
2 small packages of lemon jello mix
1 can of blueberries
1 soft banana
(juice from blueberries +pineapple juice to make 3 cups.)

Boil juice (bring to boil) + add jello. Stir until dissolved
Place in refrigerator until soft set.
Mash banana fine + blend in with jello.
Add Blueberries (fold in).

Beat half a pint of whipping cream until stiff+ fold into mixture 5-6 times
Pour into round jello mold. Flatten out on top +set in refrigerator.
Add Ambrosia.

1 Large (2 cup) container of sour cream
¾ cup small marshmallows
Ambrosia
1 small can of pineapple chunks
1 can of fruit salad
1 can- 2 cans of mandarin oranges
cherries cut in half
Drained and save juice

add a little cherry juice
to make the dish pink

save juice from the cans together in a container

Put in refrigerator for at least 6 hours or night before
If the Ambrosia is too thick add more of the juice that you strained
Until it’s pouring consistency
Serve over mold

isn't semen one of Canada's favorite national dishes? bring that

>>6963506
If you've been invited to dinner I reckon food will be pretty much sorted.
So either phone and ask or bring booze.

>>6963506
It's not thanksgiving yet fam

>>6963701

You seem upset. Was it something I wrote on this Cambodian foreskin collectors imageboard?

>>6963701
>Canada
>relevant

Mexico is more of a regional power than you cucks

>>6963978
Not upset, just disappointed.

>>6963984
>Implying I'm Canadian
You dumb cuck.

>>6963989
>implying anyone gives a fuck

>>6963996

>>6963701
>you must be aware of every nation's holidays or you are an illiterate, ignorant fuck
fuck off, faggot. Mexico is more relevant than Canada

>>6964008
Bitch, I can cite the laws of every nation with a gross domestic product above $2 billion dollars, don't blame me for you being retarded.

>>6964015

>>6963506
Mac'n'cheese

>>6964028
>Ignorance is bliss

Congrats bro.

>>6964035
It's called Kraft dinner eh.

>>6963989

>just disappointed

Dad?

>>6964015

>I can cite the laws of every nation with a gross domestic product above $2 billion dollars

Cool! I also have Google, we should be friends!

>>6964069
no it isn't you fucking cunt shit nigger faggot

kraft dinner is kraft dinner it ain't mac and cheese m8

>>6964077
>Cool! I also have Google
>Not only am I retarded, but lazy too!

Why would you admit this?

>>6963671
tl;dr

>>6964089

>I can say whatever I want on 4chan and people will believe me

Even if you can name every nation with a GDP over 2 billion, it's a hopelessly useless thing to volunteer in front of a bunch of anonymous posters. Honestly the most pathetic attempt at showboating I've seen in some time, and on 4chan that's really saying something.

>>6964102
Your pathetic jealousy is getting the better of you friend.

>>6964112

>the inevitable jelly/butthurt/salty throwaway meme

like clockwork. thanks for letting everyone know you shouldn't be taken seriously.

>>6964117
>my response

>>6964122

>say something retarded
>get called out for it
>"NO I AM SMART AND U R NOT LMAO"
>get called out for that
>"j-jelly!"
>damage control

ok. here's another (You)

>>6964131
>Being this butthurt

You're going to be so salty at school tomorrow, kiddo.

>>6964135

Have another.

>>6964138
Latching onto my cock this much, it's kind of flattering.

>>6964140

Okay, last one. Have your last word and enjoy your stay on /ck/. Don't forget to keep mentioning how cultured and impressive you are! Surely someone will believe you.

>>6963506
This is so fucking stupid, no wonder you guys are fucking virgins

>>6964146
>Muh Canada hate boner

Your impotent rage barely occludes your national insecurity.

>>6964155
Bump, fucker.

Ok guys, OP here.

I ended up just making some stuffing. We;; I guess technically dressing because I didn't stuff the turkey with it.

I used just a classic loaf of bread with a mix of spices along with

apples
pork sausage
cranberries
leeks
portabello mushroom

basted it with some turkey drippings as it cooked

pretty simple, turned out pretty good