/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What if the store is named "Brent"?

>HEY HONEY, IM GOING TO BRENT

Retard.

>>6963171

>McDonalds's
The place is called McDonalds

>>6963171

Do you live in the Northeast or something?

We call them what they are here. Or you're British.
Taco bell.

Tesco, as in "let's go to the Tesco."

Aldi, as in "let's go to the Aldi"

Who the hell uses a plural where it isn't necessary?

We have other stores here. Like, "let's go to the Fresh Market." We don't say, "let's go to the Fresh Markets."

I guess your country is occupied by morons.

Mate.

>>6963171
What do?

>>6963171

>Five Guys's Burgers's and Fries's
The place is called Five Guys Burgers and Fries

>>6963194

>Fives Guy Burger and Frie
The place is called Five Guys Burgers and Fries

>>6963171
You come across as a spoky wierdo, please don't have kids.

>Niggers

They steal TVs

>>6963187
it's possessive retard, look at the apostrophe

also nobody says "the walmart" they say "let's go to walmart"

>>6963171

It's a hangover from the days when shops were owned and run by the petit-bourgoise.

Let's go to Jones' or let's go to Smith's (shop). The shops were literally owned by Mr Jones and Mr Smith.

>all these possessive 's' adding retards getting mad

>>6963216
>spoky wierdo

I'd like to spoky her weirdo, if you know what I mean

>>6963171
What if the store is named OP?

>HEY HONEY IM GOING TO FAGGOTS

Retard.

>>6963251

you said it bro

eyes up here

The only one I ever hear that triggers the fuck out of me is "white castles"

Like why

>>6963213
>Fives Guys Burgers ands Fries
Thes places iss calleds Five Guys Burgers ands Fries

>>6963292
>>Fives Guys Burgers ands Fries
>Thesss placasssss isssss calledssss Fivess suysss ssssgersss ands ssssiesss

>>6963292

shines box

>>6963262
Goddamn, muh dick. It's sad to see what meth has done to her.

>>6963171

>>6963292
STOPS COPIES ME

>>6963171
Gordon Ramsay does this

>>6963171
hey babe u wanna go to chipoltay's tbh

>>6964143
Hey patty lets go to Dorsia's

Black ladies from the south do this all the time, but I don't think it's possessive necessarily as they append the S to verbs, nouns and personal pronouns, as well.

>I's gots to go down to Targets or K-Marks 'n get me some X, Y and Z.
>Oh hell naw, I don't fucks wit dat. Dass some devil shit.
>Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. Ya knows I fucks with it. Dass mah twiss.

The reverse, where the S is dropped at the end of a word that's meant to have an S occurs occasionally, too.
>I's gawn' don thuh Chai-Knee store. Y'alls need anythin'?
>that means "Chinese"

Unrelated, but one black southern lady was telling me about her daughter and how she died from hair-on.
>From what, sorry?
I asked.
>Hair-on!! HAIR-ON! Dat shit day be shootin' up day arms wit.

Oh. Heroin.

>>6963171

I bet you say 'im going to sainsbury'

>>6964258
As someone who lives in the rural areas of south carolina I can say this is 100% accurate of a lot of older black women

>I SHOP AT KROGERS

I want to murder these people t b q h