/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Get one gallon of water, boil two large potatoes in it for 3 hours, until the potato disintegrates. Drink as much of this as you want, until you are the desired weight.

Body By Auschwitz

Jesus, you're still here? Literally drop dead.

>>6960367
>/fit/

>>6960367
that grill in the pic looks dead inside

>>6960419
lurk more, op is a lazy female hambeast who doesn't like to break a sweat because exercise is hard
>>6960367
you've been doing your fad diet for at least a year now, an intelligent person would have figured out by now that this isn't working

>tfw also femanon
>been doing 500 calorie meals for a year + 2.5 hours of cardio 3 times a week
>this is me
you faggots can go suck a dick. no excuses for not being on a strict diet.

>>6960701
Show us your tits

>>6960701
Wouldn't hit it. I don't put my dick in crazy and I can tell you're damaged goods.

>>6960701
>tfw not a femanon
>10 hours of cardio per week plus lifting
>not counting, but easily eating 3100+ calories per day
>no conscious dietary rules other than get enough proteins and fats and eat lots of vegetables
>13% body fat, could probably bring it down some but I enjoy pasta and alcoholic beverages
Why do girls pretend to like fitness?

>>6960701
Look into the camera lens, not the viewfinder, numbnuts

>>6960701
you look half amphibian

>>6960744
Technically a duck is not an amphibian but a bird

>>6960367
The fuck is 5:2

>>6960429
Oh but it is working anon, I have gotten down to a dateable weight and have been have a wonderful time.
You guys should know that this is not a diet. I will eat like this for the rest of my life.
lately I have only had to fast 1 day a week and I can skip weeks with no real trouble. If I gain 5 pounds I will go back to 2 fasts a week until its gone.
Other than that I get to eat WHATEVER I please and I also get to be skinny .
Also I am not 25 anymore...

>>6960811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lau2k1GOxwk

>>6960701
please be in london

>>6960428
No she looks hungry

>>6961109
>a dateable weight
This phrase is disturbing to me, it reminds me of the phrase" quit soda".

Some extremely obese people actively date, which means...

>>6960701
You look like you shouldn't be on this website.

Why are you on this website?

>>6961109
Not that you are at all serious but you mean fuckable weight because
>vegan
Is a huuuuge red flag.

>>6961343
I will not go on a date much less have sex unless I feel attractive.

>>6960701
>facebook filename
>"btw im a grill"
>PEOPLE STILL RESPOND

>>6961417
reverse image gives nothing.
you dont believe its the person posting?
I did notice an interesting neclace pedant

>>6960367
I too am interested
my problem is that I like eating and I like to eat food that tastes good.
myself control is weak

>>6960429
weight doesn't mean anything. you need to look good without clothes on

>tfw femanon
>tfw I eat steak and bacon and get drunk on craft beer every night alone because socially awkward
>tfw all I do is play vidya but I pretend to be a boy so that silly boys don't hit on me
>tfw I'm supposed to be unhealthy but I can't gain weight and I feel totally fine
>tfw pic related it's me
>tfw no socially awkward bf to cook with and laugh about memes and cuddle
>tfw not a feminist, just want a nice shy white guy with no social skills, preferably overweight and with a diet of pure hot pockets and IPA, we can be friends first and then I will realize I am in love with him
I'm so ugly and unloveable ;_;

>>6961498
No tits with timestamp, the person in the picture is not the sweaty basement-dwelling neckbeard typing the post.

pic related, its me

>>6961601
people shitpost on /ck/?

btw thats kellyjeanartist

>>6961601
I wish I could believe you.

>>6961601
Fuck off, Leafy.

>>6961411
Twiggy is gross and not something to aspire to tbh. Put that pussy in a squat rack

>>6961837
Twiggy is the single most attractive woman of the 20th century.

>>6961837
>Twiggy is gross
are you homosex?

bump

>>6961608
i like those shorts

>>6961601
what headset is that?

>>6961411
Grill here, I understand that feeling.

>>6961868
I just noticed she has no laugh lines/nasolabial folds, is that real or edited? If so, I'm envious, I've always had them and feel it detracts from a sweet, dollish face.

go raw vegan and stop counting calories m8

>>6963218
>raw vegan

pants dont fit on head so no

>>6962095
>looks like a twink
>are you gay

kak

thread is bump

>>6960701
B8 show timestamp

>>6961601
Post timestamp and face

Show me your ugly face fatty

>>6961608
Timestamp neckbeard

>>6964657
>>6964647
>>6964632

No one is timestamping anything on my watch.
Go to /soc/ for that.
This is a 5:2 thread.

>>6961868
>>6962095
>Dyke hair
>Poor facial structure
>Attractive
Come on you could at try

>>6961608
post moar of this girl

>>6961637
>>6964647
ITT: people who don't realise when they're being made fun of

>>6965759
>The most iconic model of the 20th century
>Poor facial structure

Use better bait anon.

>>6966615
Elliooootttt

>>6964820
What's she like without the toon lashes?

>>6965885
4chan has a new generation of retards and preteens. They dont reconize copy pasta from 6 months ago, they reply to "girls", etc. I left 4chan during a meltdown almost 2 years ago and sometimes visit to see how fucked up this place is. Its even worse than I imagined. 4chan is a wasteland...other chans arent much better. I see smaller boards starting to get more popular again as oldfags and even newfriends quickly get refugeed by advanced teenage faggotry.

>>6960367

If you eat black beans with salt all day? Yeah.

You'll die from malnutrition but go right the fuck ahead. You won't even know you're fading.

>>6966615

>most iconic
>no idea who it is

I think people are going to respond to the new gay you.

>>6966647
Protip;
The most iconic model of a century is not like to have come from the last ten years of that century.

>>6960367
>Lets talk about 500 calorie once a day meals

So vodka then?

>My face when this fucking thread is filled with defensive fatties

>>6966615
She looks like a white version of those tribes in africa who stretch their necks with rings.

100g of Nutella.

>>6966745
pretty hot to tbh fam

Back on topic.

So I didn't know I was doing 500 calorie meals for awhile. So what I did Is I went to my local grocery store and had them make me a foot long sandwhich for $7. Loaded with a ton of mean and all the veggies. The foot long meal was actually 18 inches, and cut into 4 sandwhiches. I'd wake up in the morning and make a bottle of muscle milk with 1 scoop and real milk. For lunch I would have a glass of water before eating and then I'd eat my 1/4th sandwhich. Same with dinner. Once a week I had a cheat day where I could eat anything I wanted but I HAD to stop when I started to feel full instead of clearing my plate like I was taught as a kid.

I used muscle milk as a meal replacement because it's lowish in calories with one scoop, had vitamins, sugar, brotien, everything you need to start the day.

In one month I lost 20 lbs without working out. The first 2 weeks are the hardest because you're used to being a fatass and eating more then you're supposed to. After the 2 weeks your stomach shrinks to what it's supposed to be and your body does the rest. After that month I went to mcdonalds and I couldn't even eat the full meal.

Tldr: make a boring routine. If you want to lose weight, find something you find delicious but healthy and eat it 5ever. Not the healthiest diet, but it works.

>>6966993

Sounds like you were eating more than 500 calories per day though

>>6966886
Fam posting doesnt bother me friend :^)

>>6967017
Glad you abrove

500 calorie bump

>>6966713
>>6960367
>>6961109
>>6961300
>>6961411
>>6961868
>>6964820
>>6966615
>>6966713

Stop avatarfagging.

Bumb

>>6961324
there are plenty of hot girls who secretly use 4chan

that being said the ones who aren't verifiably insane are neither anorexic nor posting pics of themselves on fucking /ck/

>>6967090
The girl is really in Northern Thailand. Most of the girls and women have those brass rings around their necks starting at an early age. This is for life.

>>6968952
They should start them as babies , i bet they could really stretch them that way.

>>6967090
>TFW no QT3.14 african stretchy neck gf ;_;