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6958782 No.6958782 [Reply] [Original]

Post the best of the best from the Midwest. Go.

>> No.6958791
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/thread

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>> No.6958797

STELLAR THREAD OP

>> No.6958806
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elitist coasties think HFCS would exist without the midbest

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>> No.6958827

>>6958791

>Mass produced GMO corn
>Best of the best

>> No.6958831

>>6958782
That's also the middle east.

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>>6958827
Why do liberals hate science?

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The one thing coasties will never touch because they can't fathom game meat and are terrified of guns

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Juicy Lucy. Also, fried cheese curds.

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>> No.6958846

>>6958818
that looks delicious tbh fam

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>> No.6958851

>>6958836
3rd coastie here. Deer sausage is fucking great.

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>> No.6958859

>>6958832
It's not just "liberals", it's conservitards too. (Peruse Sodahead if you don't believe me.)

I blame InfoWars
Relevance: Iowa State University made a GMO version of soybeans so good the Japanese bought it.

Oh, we also contributed nuclear material to the Manhattan Project, without which anime wouldn't have rose in prominence in Japan, and 4chins wouldn't exist.

You're welcome.

>> No.6958869

>>6958836
My uncle lives in New Jersey, is firmly pro-gun, and hunts deer and bear regularly. Last time I spent the night at his house, as I was drifting off to sleep in the guest room, I suddenly realized the baby crib next to me was full of deer skulls.

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>> No.6958885

>>6958832
Liberals don't hate science, they hate corporations. They also love nature, but seem to be under the impression that science and nature are somehow mutually exclusive. They don't seem to realize that genetic modification IS natural. That's what natural selection is: it's nature genetically modifying itself, albeit unconsciously. They are under the impression that humans modifying nature is morally wrong, instead of essential to our survival as a species. Imagine a world without domesticated plants or animals (genetically modified through selective breeding to suit our needs). There would be no civilization at all; we'd all still be hunter-gatherers.

It really bugs me that so many liberals have latched onto this anti-science anti-GMO bullshit, while at the same time denouncing conservatives as the anti-science group. And I say this as a liberal myself.

To keep things on topic: TATER TOT CASSEROLE.

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>> No.6958909

>>6958885
>selective breeding = transgenic techniques
No

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>> No.6958940

>>6958849
that looks amazing, until the bread soaks up too much juice/gravy and disintegrates into grossness

>> No.6958942

>>6958924
is that coleslaw on there or something?

>> No.6958946

>>6958909
I know that technically they are different, but at a very basic level they are the same thing: isolate a trait you like and make more of it. Back in the day we were limited to combining similar animals and plants, but now that we can isolate specific genes in a lab the floodgates have opened for us to make even more marvelous mutants. I've yet to see any real evidence that this is in any way harmful to humans.

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You know you want it.

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>>6958839

>> No.6958962

>>6958942
Coleslaw, hot sauce, and french fries. It's a hot mess, but really good.

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>>6958832
>>6958859
>>6958885
Plenty of conservatives don't like Monsanto, either. Though most won't blame all corporations, I am one conservative who freely acknowledges the fact that giant companies often do terrible things. They also have the capacity to do amazing things, but some don't pan out that way, and some use their profits for PR campaigns and lobbying to make them seem better than they are or stay under the radar.
>TLDR: with great power comes great responsibility
Genetic modification is not intrinsically bad. It is a tool, but, for a large portion of GMO crops used today, there are substantial drawbacks and unaddressed issues.

Also, more on topic:
>pic relate
They sling some good looking succotash at Ampersand, which makes me happy.

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>>6958969
You sound like a perfectly reasonable person. What the fuck are you doing here?

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>> No.6958990

>>6958978
Fried cheese curds put plain ol mozz sticks to shame.

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>>6958978
usually shitposting, banging my head against the wall, fapping, or laughing
somewhat in that order

>pic
looks like some good mole has come to town, too
good on you, Chicago

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>> No.6959160

>>6958937
With cheesed noodles? Brah cmon

>> No.6959190

>>6958824
makes me miss home. luckily I have the best recipe and can make them pretty well

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>>6958958
>That filename
wtf fam

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>>6959215
Lutefisk

>> No.6959231

>>6959215
Fuck that looks so fucking good. Man, I wish I could have home cooking again.

>> No.6959235

>>6958838
>Juicy Lucy

aka a cheeseburger.

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>>6959235
No...

Cheeseburger = Cheese on top
Jucy Lucy = Cheese inside

>> No.6959286

>>6958885
No, liberals hate quite a lot of science. Just think about what evolution implies about humans and all the uncomfortable things that come out of that. The funny thing is when liberals say that conservatives don't believe in evolution when large parts of their own worldview depend on rejecting it in favor of something more like "God made all humans equal in His image".

>> No.6959299

>>6959260
Wow... Thanks for clearing that up, I was entirely unaware of that. Such a distinguishing characteristic could only be imagined by those great minds contained in flyover, U.S.A.. Truly, an evolutionary bound forward in midwestern cuisine.

P.S. people do this everywhere else in the world too, however they don't think it's a memorable enough concept to justify giving it a name.

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>>6959299
>>6959286

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bierock/pirozhki/runza

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Chicago Italian beef master race.

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>>6959627
Looks good fam, I always want to try that

>> No.6959639
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Cindy nachos

>> No.6959645

>>6958834
That... that's not her, is it?

Give it to me straight, but keep in mind, this would ruin my perfect image

>> No.6959647

the best barbeque in the country is in kansas city
everyone who has actually traveled across america and tried agrees

>> No.6959651

>>6959645
I screwed up. Grace is her mom. That's Cindy. Her nachos are god-tier. Her Mom's burritos are god-tier.

>> No.6959652

>>6959645
Good lord, you've never seen Borneo? That's a pretty bad pic but yea its her. Looks about how I'd imagine most women on here look, just more Asian.

>> No.6959655

Coasties all the time obsessed with the midwest makes my night every night.

>"ur so irrelevant"
>post about them every night

Must have a lot of other important stuff on your mind too

>> No.6959657

>>6959651
>>6959652
Wouldn't touch butt tbh

Brb killing self

>> No.6959658

>>6959647
>flyover cow
>best barbeque

keep convincing yourself this, you childlike retard

>> No.6959661

>>6959658
>>6959655
Thanks for spending time

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>>6958876

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>>6958782

>> No.6959783

>>6958883
wow A WHOLE dumpling

>> No.6959950

>>6958836
Now, this is just stupid. I've eaten just as much venison since I moved to NorCal as I did when I lived in TX, except here it's mule deer, not whitetail or axis. There's a lot of hunting and fishing in California. I'd imagine there's a lot in Oregon and Washington too, but I haven't gone hunting there.

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2 Detroit Coney island Hot Dogs with everything

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pasty

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Door county fish boil.

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Sconnie cheese.

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Walleye.

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>>6959260
>5 8 club juicy lucy
>not posting GOAT Matt's

>> No.6960050

>>6960046
>being this new
>not knowing that based adrian's is the real originator

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>>6958824
Fuck yea.

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>>6960051
money shot. The pic doesn't have a lot of meat or veggies, but it did have a lot of it. Guess it just opened with potato.

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>>6958824
>>6960051
>Michigan pasty
Umm, no. Mineral Point pasty wins.

>> No.6960064

>>6960050
Haven't tried theirs yet. Will have to sometime soon. I like matts because a pint of two hearted is like 4$

>> No.6960075

>>6960051
>>6960055
>>6960059
>all these pastys
Well fuck. I guess I know what's for dinner tonight.

>> No.6960110

>>6958900
Stop using the word "sammy" if you are going to corrupt the English language like the filthy mongoloid fucknigger you are why not just use fucking onomatopoeia you goddamn base animal.

Why not call it a fucking Pork tenderloin scrum snum schnum scrub schnak *lip smacking noising* *snorting noises* *heavy breathing* schlapmmmmm. Huh, why not you fucking base nigger, go fucking kill yourself and take your smh fam shit with you.

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>>6960110

>> No.6960120

>>6959299
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck he is talking about and I live in Illinois....

I think it may be some small regional thing or a shitty chain that likes retarded "memorable" names.

>> No.6960123

>>6960110
Prolly a little crab inside the oyster.

>> No.6960125

>>6960120
it's a minneapolis thing

>> No.6960146

>>6960125
I was born in minnesota and I've literally never heard of this

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No KC BBQ, smh fam

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>>6960146
it is minneapolis to be specific fam

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>> No.6960420

>>6960362
>pickled celery giardinera

*drool*

>> No.6960421

>>6959950
Live in Washington, hunting is way more prominent on our eastern half than it is on our western

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>>6960406
reeks of wisconsin

>> No.6960460

>>6960323
Because proper barbecue shouldn't taste like it's been drowned in a quintillion gallons of molasses.

>INB4 FUCK YOU COASTIE

I'm from the midwest and KC barbecue is fucking nasty.

>> No.6960467

>>6960447
>thread about midwest food
>posts cream puff
You aren't sure if you are a girl or a boy.

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>>6960467
it's pretty much the official food of the wisconsin state fair

>> No.6960484

>that one flyover memeshill hasn't appeared yet

Shocked tbh.

>> No.6960505

>>6960447
it is from Wisconsin

>>6960471
i thought frito pie was a texas thing originally?

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>>6960505
it is but i thought this thread was for flyover food and i think it qualifies

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Midwest is fucking uncultured garbage. Only decent bit is Chicago. They actually have culture and cuisine such as Italian and Mexicans bringing over their foods.
<------- Real Pizza

>> No.6960528

>>6960460
Nobody in KC uses molasses. The only sauce that uses molasses is KC masterpiece. Even their restaurants all closed down because they sucked and didn't represent KC BBQ. You don't have a fucking clue.

>> No.6960535

>>6960527
>thinks the only Mexicans in the Midwest are in Chicago
>doesn't even realize how many Mexicans are in rural areas working as farm hands

>> No.6960540

>>6960528
KC barbecue is still overly-sweet garbage and you fucking know it.

>> No.6960541

>>6960527
Italians and Mexican culture/food are nothing but over pretentious shit

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>>6960527
there are tons of immigrant communities outside of Chiraq because it is way cheaper to live

>> No.6960544

>>6960527
>Only decent bit is Chicago
Apparently you haven't been shot yet.

>> No.6960550

>>6960540
So where did you even have BBQ in KC? Genuinely curious at this point. There are shitty BBQ places here just like there are shitty Mexican places in SoCal. I had some BBQ with a sickeningly sweet sauce at some newer place that was trying to be fancy. I haven't seen that sort of stuff at the traditional places though.

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>>6960527

>> No.6960574

>>6960550
Arthur Bryant's, because KC fags were going "IT'Z DAH BESS EBUR"

>> No.6960598

>>6960574
Those fucks put chicken bouillon in their sauce and should be shot. The only reason they're even around is because Eisenhower liked it and took every president there when they visited KC. They're the shit tier of the traditional places. Try Gates, Woodyard, or Jack Stack next time. Even Zardas is better. Sorry you had shitty recommendation anon.

>> No.6960625

>>6958782
>midwest
>is actually more to the east
fucking americans

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>>6960574
expensive, overrated schlock

>> No.6960725

>>6960598
>KC Masterpiece sucks
>new BBQ sucks
>these traditional places also suck
>try one of these 3 specific restaurants and only then will you see how good KC BBQ is

yeahno

>> No.6960742

>>6960598
Before you rage, >>6960725
isn't me (>>6960574)


Duly noted, tho.

>> No.6960745

>>6960630
That looks fuggin good

>> No.6960753

>>6960745
imagine a cracker covered in ketchup and processed cheese

St Louis style pizza is the worst iteration

>> No.6960760

>>6958846
Fuck off dindu

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Jibaritos?

Basically a sandwich but with crisp fried flattened plantains instead of bread, usually made with chargrilled steak.

>> No.6960770

>>6960753
So, it's on par with Dominoes thin crust?

>> No.6960783

>>6958832
>>6958859
>>6958969
>muh liberals
>muh infowars
>muh tinfoil hatters
>muh corporations are good guize ur just a crazy conspiritard who hates science!
Ok so tell me why so many European countries have regulations and rules in place regarding GMOs? The vast majority of europeans I have talked to speak negatively about GMOs where if you do that in America you're considered a crazy tinfoil hatter.

>> No.6960809

>>6960770
yeah if they made it with kraft singles

>> No.6960828

>>6960783

>so many European countries

You mean the EU? They're the central regulatory body for these kinds of things.

>he vast majority of europeans I have talked to speak negatively about GMOs

Did you know that broccoli, asparagus, and a whole host of other veggies would be inedible without modification? The only difference is that GMOs are done in a lab and the other modifications are done through splicing out undesirable qualities. Plus you use shitloads of pesticides on non-GMOs and other care that uses up fuel on machinery, chemicals and other resources that are also panned in one way or another by some group or another.

Thing is, Europeans bought into the hype when the EU did a study and said "GMOs r bad mmkay" when some of the same people years later (including health professionals) recanted and said they were pressured into saying what they said to push foward a bigger agenda.

Don't take my word for it, read up on it yourself.

>> No.6960891

>>6960783
Because Europeans have always bought anti-science scaremongering hook-line-and-sinker?

>> No.6960919

>>6960541
>Tacos and countless other mexican dishes are pretentious
>Amazing wine, pastas, and great pizzas are pretentious
Grow the fuck up.

>> No.6960932

>>6958991

SWEDEN YES

>> No.6960949

>>6960764

damn that looks fuckign amazing

i need that right now

>> No.6961013

>>6958876
I don't see any beans in that chili, hence it's not chili

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>>6961013

>> No.6961027

>>6959703
I used to listen to this quite a bit in undergrad. Good listening for mindless computer projects. U of I guys if I remember

>> No.6961028

>>6960528
Missouri isn't even in the midwest

>> No.6961035

>>6960044
YESSSS
Michigan fish masterrace

>> No.6961061

>>6960527
Other than within a half mile from downtown, Chicago is a shit hole of strip malls and thoughtless neighborhoods. The 'culture' is only about lame sports teams: muh sox, no muh cubs, duh bears
Source: I've lived there and it's lame and overrated

>> No.6961071

>>6961061

you forgot

>duh bullz

>> No.6961199

>>6961028
>The states that are part of the Midwest are: Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, & Wisconsin.

>> No.6961204

>>6961071
>>6961061
You both forgot >DAH BLACKHAWKS

>> No.6961216

>>6961199
If you do not border a great lake, you are not the midwest
except Iowa, I guess they count

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>>6958824
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>>6960362
>>6960527
>>6960764

>> No.6961260

>>6960725
You took the wrong interpretations. It started off about KC BBQ being a sugar laden experience. I've only seen sickeningly sweet sauces at SOME of the newer places. Not all of the new places are bad either. Some of the newer places do a good enough job to even influence the menus of the established places around the city. As far as established places go, Arthur Bryant's is the only place I would say to avoid. That still leaves lots of places to go that have great BBQ. I just wanted to give a few places in case anon found himself back in the city.

>> No.6961554

>>6960625
it was named that before we had settled the west mate

they were the westernmost states at the time

>> No.6961562

>>6961554
He posts that in every midwest thread, fyi fam tbh imo. Sometimes multiple times per thread

It's as stale as "why do americans"

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>> No.6963029

Bunch of Republifatties eating Watergate salad.

>> No.6963087
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I'm from the Midwest I'll post some stuff

Burgers at Tom and Eddies

Some of the best

>> No.6963144
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>> No.6963152

>>6963087
What's the side dish?

>> No.6963163

Smdh fuckin flyover shit tbh fam

>> No.6963164

Midwest has:

>Some of the finest cheese in the country
>The best maple syrup
>Invented chicken fried steak
>Had the most astronauts
>Most haunted houses in the country (Ohio having 111 as of 2015, more than any other state)
>Best grass
>Best start up restaurants and breweries
>Literally supplies the rest of the country with produce

But I know, since I'm not some transgendered illegal who just 3D printed her fake vagina implant, I'm "un-hip".

>> No.6963165
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6963165

>>6958782

Windsor, Ontario
Delicious poutine!

>> No.6963169

I honestly don't know.

I'm from the Northwest and I think you have the worst food on earth. You take everything that is good about the other states and fuck it up.

>>6963164

>didn't do any of these things
>have those most haunted houses
>implying your can't keep them
>best breweries
>hell no
>have no idea that the northwest actually has more produce than you

You are a pathetic portion of the country. You pig fucking, wannabe badasses.

>> No.6963177

>>6963169
The South are the pig fuckers.

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>>6963169
Truly you are a fine and wise and intelligent and enlightened northwestern gentleman

>> No.6963185
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6963185

>>6963169
Ooh someone is really really mad.

Tell us all about the time you spent in the midwest where you were and what you were forced to eat just to SURVIVE.

>> No.6963188

>>6963164
>>Most haunted houses in the country (Ohio having 111 as of 2015, more than any other state)

I.....what?

>> No.6963190
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6963190

>>6963169
>I'm from the Northwest

the douchebag paradise

>> No.6963195

>>6963144
Pancade doesn't look all that appetizing tbh fam

>> No.6963197

>>6963169
How did you manage to fuck up greentexting that badly? How?

>> No.6963198

>>6963169
>I'm from the northwest
You could have just said I'm a fag and saved some keystrokes

>> No.6963205
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6963205

>>6963190

we're from the Northwest, too
wanna docuhebag with us?

>> No.6963212

>>6963205
Jean jackets are a trend from the midwest twenty years ago. I guess it just reached the northwest.

>> No.6963214
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6963214

Anyone from Ohio?

>> No.6963267
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6963267

I'm From St. Louis. We eat both kinds of barbecue- smoked meat and 'Barbecue': grilled meat cooked with sauce applied During cooking.
As for Pizza, the thin 'Imo's style' with provel cheese, is good. We also enjoy Chicago style deep dish pizza, and many varieties in between.
Burgers: Steak n Shake makes steakburgers (and owns that trademark). If you come to StL, be sure to have one.
Ice Cream: Ted Drewes frozen custard is head n shoulders better than the rest.
Btw, if you want to insult someone, call them a stupid hoosier. It's unrelated to Indiana, it roughly translates into 'ignorant redneck'.

>> No.6963278
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6963278

>>6963214

from the Detroit area, though I bought a jar of this at Dearborn Sausage store yesterday

never been to the restaurant in Toledo

>> No.6963289

>>6963278
That looks pretty good, what does it taste like?

>> No.6963293

>>6963289

regular salad mustard (think French's) with sweet pickle relish
I'm counting calories, eating a lot of turkey sandwiches, so it jazzes it up a bit

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6963296

>>6963197

Bring it.

>> No.6963315

>>6963293
I am a mustard nut. I would like to try this. I'm going to see if I can order it online.
I think this is flavor is what makes my hot dogs wonderful. Thx

>> No.6963316

>>6963205

This is not what we are.

Hell, I could use an extra 180. If I'm not too hungover I'll just go log and get a picture.

They took away our logging so now, all we can do is salvage.

I'm a 6'1, mix-genetic guy. We are not these faggots. I lost my phone last week but I will post a picture. These faggots in seattle do not represent what we are.

>> No.6963320

>>6963278
I'm actually from toledo.
You should def travel to Cleveland for the melt bar and grilled.

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6963321

>>6963316

>> No.6963329

>>6963321

I won't even tell you what real loggers wear because then they'll start wearing it.

>> No.6963337

>>6963321

If you can't lift your knee higher than your hip in the clothes you're wearing, you should kill yourself. Fashion is not pain, it's idiocy.

>> No.6963339

>>6958782
>USA
>best

pick one.

>> No.6963360

>>6963339

We actually are by far the toughest, nastiest people.

It's just that the "last of us" are really nasty people from the coldest, hardest part of the country.

Where are you from anyways?

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6963370

>>6963360

Someone take away this guy's VHS tape of Red Dawn

>> No.6963377

>>6963190
you were sperging over this a year ago and you've been posting that same picture for ants since then

how can anyone be this triggered by a beer ad

>> No.6963391

>>6963267
>We also enjoy Chicago style deep dish pizza
Don't you put that shit on us, STL here, deep dish is shit, go cards

>> No.6963418

>>6958782

>bible belt dakotan redneck hicks
>part of the midwest

fuck off

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6963419

>>6963315
midwest definitely has the best mustard

Everything these guys make is great

>> No.6963429

>>6963418
I don't get why westerners always try and say the plains are part of the midwest when they are a completely distinct thing, also Missouri is the south

Then there is Ohio, which is like an amalgam of the worst features of the midwest, the inland south and northeast all in one

>> No.6963442

>>6963429
>at least we're not the south
Yes, you'll always have that :)

>> No.6963453

>>6963442
What does that comment even have to do with my post?

>> No.6963473

>>6963429
Ohio has Kent State and the Cleveland Clinic. The rest of the midwest is a shithole.

>> No.6963475

>>6963473
>Ohio has Kent State
Um, ok. why is this significant?

>> No.6963476

>>6963475
Largest party college in the country?

>> No.6963478

>>6963429

I'm willing to accept Missouri as half midwestern half southern even though it fought on the wrong side of the civil war. But civilization never reached fucking kansas or nebraska.

If you don't border the mississippi or a great lake, you're not a fucking midwestern state

>> No.6963480

>>6963476

lol

>> No.6963483

>>6958836
Is this bait or are you legitimately retarded?

>> No.6963486

>>6963478
I think St. Louis is genuinely midwestern, Kansas City is a plains town and rural Missouri is mostly southern culturally. The difference between rural Missouri and even nearby Iowa is dramatic, but the difference between it and Arkansas is minimal

>> No.6963488

>>6963476
What? Its not Madison

>> No.6963593

>>6963476
>Largest party college
You fucking wish, Kent State isn't even in the top 100 list for 2016

https://colleges.niche.com/rankings/top-party-schools/

>> No.6963596

>>6963473
How does it feel that my college just kicked the shit out of you Kent state boys yesterday?

>> No.6963605

>>6963596
>taking credit for things you didn't do
Why?

>> No.6963689

>>6963473
Kent State is a shit school only known for that shooting in Vietnam (and the awful song Crobsy Still & Nash wrote about it.) and the Mayo Clinic is better than the Cleveland Clinic.

Deal with it, Ted Moseby, Ohio is fucking garbage.

>> No.6963713

>>6963689
Ohio Is to the midwest what New Jersey is to the northeast

>> No.6963730

>>6963605
My uni beat yours.
So I brag.
Are you new to the whole sports thing?

>> No.6963736

>>6963730
>bragging about beating some mid major
Does anyone give a shit?

>> No.6963741

ohio seems to be one of the only not-shit places, wisconsin is a close second. rest of the midwest is worthless fatasses.

>> No.6963744

>>6963713
The shittest state in the region that pretends it has any worth?

Because the samefagging in >>6963473
>>6963741 >>6963476 is hella pathetic, especially when >>6963476 isn't even true >>6963593

>> No.6963755

>>6963744
None of the midwest has any worth.

>> No.6963756

>>6963730
I really only watch playoff hockey

>> No.6963764

>>6963755
>Iowa State University supplied nuclear material to the Manhattan Project, without which anime wouldn't have rose in prominence in Japan, without which 4chins wouldn't exist for clamfuckers like you to pretend to have superiority.

Iowa State also produced a genetically modified variant of soybean so good the Japanese bought the seeds from us.

You're welcome weebs.

>> No.6963766

>>6963761
Oh, you you're reallllly out in corn huskerville. Sorry man, don't wanna make your day any worse.

>> No.6963773

>>6963764
Nobody cares about your flyover shit state you subhuman. Your meager offerings to places that actually have value pales in comparison to what the rest of the country has done. Go eat your chili spaghetti and watercuck salad.

>> No.6963776

>>6963764
>Flyover queers are this delusional

Can't we start using your kind for chemical testing?

>> No.6963794

>>6963773
>>6963776
>I'm trooling on 4chin :DDDD

>> No.6963797 [DELETED] 

>>6963773
>Nobody cares about your flyover shit state

Until SoCal runs out of water, then you'll start begging the use to let you tap into the Platte/Missouri/Des Moines/Skunk/Mississippi Rivers.

>Chili spaghetti

That's Ohio's bullshit.

Everywhere else uses real chili (With and without bean.)

>Subhuman

Try harder to not sound buttfrustrated, coastie

>>6963776
>Can't we start using your kind for chemical testing?

We've been using the South for that purpose for ages now.

Why do you think Mississippi is full of birth defect riddled retards?

>> No.6963799

>>6963773
>Nobody cares about your flyover shit state

Until SoCal runs out of water, then you'll start begging for us to let you tap into the Platte/Missouri/Des Moines/Skunk/Mississippi Rivers.

>Chili spaghetti

That's Ohio's bullshit.

Everywhere else uses real chili (With and without beans.)

>Subhuman

Try harder to not sound buttfrustrated, coastie

>>6963776
>Can't we start using your kind for chemical testing?

We've been using the South for that purpose for ages now.

Why do you think Mississippi is full of birth defect riddled retards?

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>>6958909
So transgenic drought resistance is bad? Heat resistance? If they could do polyploidy to make a four-eared corn stalk, doubling yield while requiring no more fertilizer nor more water, would that be bad?

pic unrelated, Iron Chef walleye and pierogi

>> No.6963822

>>6963764
>Iowa State also produced
You mean "a select group of people"

>> No.6963829

>>6963822
Researchers that represent the school, ergo the school's name is mentioned.

>> No.6963846

>>6963829
So, "a select group of people"

>> No.6963857

>>6963846
When researchers for Pharmaceutical Company A make Wonder Drug L, are those researchers ever referred to as Researcher X/Y/Z?

No, they're referred to in press releases as "Pharmaceutical Company A has created Wonder Drug L" or "Researchers for Pharmaceutical Company A have created Wonder Drug L."

>> No.6963869

>>6963857
Well, yea, they're getting paid. PHD researchers might as well be on food stamps.

Which might be quite a bankroll in Iowa...

>> No.6963885

>>6963869
Only if you get groceries at Dollar Tree.

Chains like Hyvee and Fareway have a higher cost, but that's because they've got high quality stuff (Compared to shit like Target and Walmart.)

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>>6959655
>>6960323
>>6960484
>>6960541
>>6961562
>>6963163
>>6963164
>>6963183
>>6963190
>>6963198
>>6963764
>>6963794
You Midwesterners sure know your memes!

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>>6963169

>>6963442
get some new material

>>6963418
don't worry friend, we don't like being associated with the rust belt either :^)

>>6963476
wew

>> No.6964095
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6964095

If you're in Kansas City check out the Woodyard. Everyone always goes to Jack Stack or Arthur Bryant, but the Woodyard blows both of those places out of the water.

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>>6959083
looks tasty as f...

>> No.6964236

>>6963164
>Best grass

Where do I sign?

>> No.6964259

>>6963476
this has to be bait.

>> No.6964261

>>6963486
This is the best description I've heard

>> No.6964270

>>6963764
>4chan wouldn't exist but for Iowa

The delusion is strong with this one

>> No.6964271

>>6958885
>casserole
You mean hot dish

>> No.6964330

>>6964270
Anime wouldn't exist if we hadn't nuked Japan.

Without anime, Mootykins wouldn't have had a reason to make 4chins.

You can thank the Iowa State and the Ames Process for those atom bombs.

>> No.6964576

>>6958793
this tbh monicals GOAT

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>> No.6965450

>>6958832
that image is fucking retarded.

>> No.6965457

>>6963483
its human nature to think their own part of the woods is the "best" and most "normal" place.

>> No.6965467
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6965467

>>6960783
Because pic related

I love how in America, if you're in favor of irradiated food people look at you like you're crazy, but if you're not in favor of Bt corn in literally everything in the grocery store, even shit that has nothing to do with corn, you're some kind of anti-science hippie.

It's supposed to be the reverse, but then, corporate oligopoly happened.

>> No.6965494

>>6965467
yeah, it would be much better if we had completely unqualified people in those positions that know nothing of science or the industry as the bureaucrats in europe have done

>> No.6965522

>>6965494
Because all 68 living scientists in the world happen to be senior executives at Monsanto, of course

:^)

>> No.6965653

>>6965522
do you realize how massive the government is? Thats really not very many people. There are almost certainly hundreds of other corporations which you could make a larger list for, and some of those connections are pretty damn weak to the point where that chart is obviously trying to be misleading

>> No.6965686

>>6965653
>astroturfing intensifies

>> No.6965692

>>6965686
i don't think you are using that term properly

God forbid people stand up for science in the face of conspiracy theories and fearmongering

>> No.6965707

>>6965692
http://www.mindfully.org/GE/GE4/Chapela-BBC-Newsnight7jun02.htm

Corporations shouldn't get to decide what is and isn't science

That should be left to scientists

Go look in your index card box for the related talking point, shill

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6965714

>>6965707
>Corporations shouldn't get to decide what is and isn't science
No, scientists should, and they have, overwhelmingly

Letting uneducated bureaucrats or internet bloggers decide what is science is no better than having corporations do it as you lament. Just because you went to a whole foods once doesn't make you qualified to declare science as false

>> No.6965716

>>6965707
ha, that site really looks legit

>> No.6965717

>>6965714
>monsanto, which funds my department, told my boss to stop that research project that might come to inconvenient conclusions, therefore no problem exists
Fixed that for you

>> No.6965720

>>6965716
You can find additional accounts of the incident on multiple unrelated websites.

It's the typical story, except that in most cases people have enough common sense to take the money and shut the fuck up. This guy didn't.

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>>6965717

>> No.6965723

>>6965717
Do you realize how ridiculous your beliefs are? Or are you just pretending to believe this?

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6965729

>>6965720
Monsanto is not nearly big enough to pay off nearly 90% of scientists in the country, and its really crazy that you think they could get away with it even if it was fiscally reasonable

>> No.6965737

>>6965729
>>6965723
>>6965722
>monsanto isn't even that big, they don't fund any research!
>>6965653
>>6965494
>monsanto is huge guys! it's totally not unreasonable that they should have agents at every level of the federal government that relates to regulating anything that could possibly be relevant to their profits!
Can't have it both ways, shill.

>> No.6965744

>>6965737
>>monsanto isn't even that big, they don't fund any research!
No one said that, Monsanto employs a very large number of scientists and they complete lots of research, but to claim they are secretly funding all university research in addition to everything they do in house and even further that they have literally paid for the scientific consensus is crazy.

If it were that easy, the much larger oil companies would have probably done it buy now with global warming. Oil companies make Monsanto look tiny

>> No.6965756

>>6959215

I'm Californian and have always wanted to try this. Is it just tater-tots and frozen vegetables with some sort of gravy?

>> No.6965765 [DELETED] 

>>6965729
>overpopulation is a problem
>solution is to create high yield crops to feed more poor fucks

????

>> No.6965773

>>6965765
um, yeah, creating better crops would certainly lessen the burden of overpopulation

Are you seriously advocating that we allow people to starve to death because science is too scary? You are no better than the people saying the same thing about vaccines

>> No.6965808

>>6959671
where the fuck did you find clams in the midwest

>> No.6965825

>>6965756
Looks like there is hamburger in there, too. I honestly think a breakfast based tater tot casserole tastes better (breakfast sausage, white gravy, hashbrowns/tater tots, cheese, onions, whatever your heart desires). I also love cheesy potatoes (shredded potatoes for hashbrowns, cream of whatever soup, cheese, crushed cornflakes with butter on top). So horrible and heavy and tasty in a fucked up way.

>>6965808
Freshwater mussels are definitely in the Midwest. Unfortunately, they are a rare thing anymore because of habitat loss, competing invasive species, overfishing, and pollution. But the upper Midwest had a lot of freshwater mussels back in the day, so don't be so surprised.

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>>6958782
>>6958782
>Post the best of the best from the Midwest
the best of the midwest, is nowhere near the midwest itself

>> No.6965871

>>6965825

>breakfast based tater tot casserole

This sounds really good! I'm gonna try to make this.

>> No.6966404

>>6963478
>>6963418
>>6963429
>>6963478
>>6963713
Quit with the delusions. Midwest is states that border great lakes, minus Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York.
Long live cheese and meat!

>> No.6966407

>>6963755
University of Wisconsin Madison is not only one of the top ten public universities in the world, its also in the top ten of party schools.
We can do it both. Take a lesson, other 49 useless states.

>> No.6966415

>>6960783
>if you do that in America you're considered a crazy tinfoil hatter
That would depend on what you're saying, and who you're saying it to. If you're consistently being told that, you either fit the bill or, more likely, come off as a pompous prick who thinks they know more than they do.

>> No.6967256
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The Old Fashioned in Madison, WI. Best cheese curds you'll ever have. They were on the food network if I remember correctly

>> No.6967264
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6967264

pretty sure that nobody outside of the midwest knows what the fuck a kringle is

>> No.6967394

>>6963190
What is this? A douchebag for ants?

>> No.6967404

>>6967264
a bastardized version of something originally made in German speaking Europe.

>> No.6967439

>>6967404
Kringle is Scandinavian, isn't it?

>> No.6967444

>>6963486
Speaking as one from St. Louis... I'd have to say this is pretty accurate.

I hate people thinking that since I'm from Missouri I grew up on a farm, and I hate upper-middle class county assholes that think they're country, even though they live close to any needed amenity, walking distance from office buildings, and never been on a farm.

>> No.6967471

>>6967439
It arrived with Roman catholics to the nordic but is especially loved in Denmark, it was the official sign of the danish baker's guild adorn with a crown and is still used today

>> No.6967647

>>6964330
Either this is a really shitty troll or you desparately need to get some perspective.

>> No.6967843

>>6967647
It's pretty good, considering it's pissing you clamfuckers off.

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>>6958782
Nobody can fuck with KC bbq, texas can suck my dick and memphis dry rub is meh. Midwest gets a special mention for horseshoes/ponies, biscuits and gravy, and the best goddamn steaks in the world. Fuck your a5 kobe. Go have a porterhouse at brother sebastian's in omaha and thank me later. Not to mention chitown deep dish, portillo's and the best dives you will ever encounter. Fuck in the north sector you get poutine at the bar or fried cheese curds from wisconsin. Game over. West coast cuisine is a pretentious daisy chain hipster shit (fuck btw in-n-out we shit on that in the greasiest dive bar here) and all the east coast has up on us fresher seafood by 6-12 hours.

>> No.6968031

>>6967901
> KC bbq

No thanks fam, you guys make it way too sweet. Grow some taste buds, there's more to flavor/food than fat and sugar.

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6969005

>>6968031
To each his own I guess. Go to Joes and tell me I'm wrong though I've have the best of the big 3 and KC is for me by a mile.