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6958738 No.6958738 [Reply] [Original]

i just ate a whole raw chorizo, am i going to die?

>> No.6958741

yes

>> No.6958742

No, it's cured you nitwit.

>> No.6958745

>>6958738
if it looked like the pic you posted which is Spanish or Portuguese chorizo, no.

if it's Mexican chorizo, yes.

>> No.6958748

>raw
So not dry-cured, then? Because if it is, you're fine. If it's not cured like a lot of chorizo you can get in the States, you're fucked. Nice knowing you.

>> No.6958943

The biggest problem is the parasites.

>> No.6958950

ITT:
N E W
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W

https://youtu.be/VM8kH_AQCSg

>> No.6960313

dunno, but lit looks like a mettwurst

>> No.6960395

>>6958738
Ignore the American posters . . .they know nothing about food!

Cold smoked chorizo is often half done and suitable for cooking only . . .it's a lot softer than the full cured stuff.

If you have eaten the former then you take your chances but the likely outcome is probably over indulgence. No big deal.

>> No.6960412

>>6958738
No worries. It'll come out looking pretty much the same as it went in.

>> No.6960789
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6960789

You won't die, gyang

>> No.6960796

>>6960789
Fuck off.

>> No.6960824

>>6958738
I wish

>> No.6960826

>>6958738
the question, still to be answered is: what kind of chorizo was it?

so far the answer seems to be: you won't die. (there's a remote chance you get parasites, like tapeworms, if it's not the full fledged smoked/cured chorizo)

>> No.6960902

>>6958738
Yes, and then Munkar and Nakir are going to torture your soul in your grave for all eternity for eating pork.

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>>6958738
100% positive you're gonna die

>> No.6961582

No my friend you won't die,,, but you will fart like crazy because your body will be going into overdrive trying to process raw meat and pungent spices.

>> No.6961613

>>6958738
did you know that chorizo is cow salivary glands?

>> No.6963379

>>6961613
Only the factory made mexican style raw chorizo sold in stores. Shits terrible and melts away when you cook it

>> No.6964232

How many pieces of fat do you have stuck between your teeth? Also nice knowing you.

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>>6958738
we're all gonna die.

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>>6964242