/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6932557

Enjoy prison.

>>6932557
I've sent this post to all McDonalds in Chanhassen, they'll be watching you.

>>6932564

Well, there's only 2. We could just call and say their angry neckbeard employee is gonna shit in the oil, costing him his employment.

Would be lulzy.

>>6932570
Implying that job matters enough to lel over a firing. Tbh I'd laugh more at the turd grease, bonus points if he gets caught and fired.

>>6932564
>>6932570
Taking bait this hard.

Lol I live in Canada. Make sure to post pictures for teh lulz.

Enjoy prison, dumbass.

>>6932573
>>6932576

Don't stifle my misdeeds OP.

feels good to be a NEET

>>6932570

Yea.

:^)

One step closer to finding the franchise owner.

>not letting him do it so we can laugh at the inevitable trip to the hospital from third degree anal burns

>>6932604

Anal gaping from prison inmates seems a tad more humorous to me.

Losing the means to provide for oneself is also hysterical.

>>6932576

>>6932623

He got caught because he's a retard that left exif data in.

A random baseless post will only send you on random witch hunts.

>>6932631

>random
>have the name of town, state, country and notice of said person
>know most 4chan users are white teenaged males
>social fuck ups
>faggots etc etc etc

OP will be found and even if this is a bait post, I'll get someone fired for the lulz no fucks given.

>>6932641

So listed some random city is proof enough for you?

Alright then.

I work in mcdonalds in cincinnati, ohio. Gonna shit in oil tomorrow, you've been warned.

>>6932557
>implying the shit won't affect the appearance of the fries, causing OP to spill his spaghetti when people call him out on his bullshit

>>6932649
there are no pictures of anything happening..

>>6932649

>being this worried
>p-please d-don't get me fired from McDonald's guise was juss jokin'

>>6932656

Threatening to taint food and cause bodily harm to others via consumed goods is a felony in all 50 states.

>>6932649
hey fuck you anon I live in cincinnati

actually I don't eat at mcdonalds though so I don't care

Im about half a mile from one of the Chanhassen McD's so imma check it out after work

>>6932557

how are you gonna squat over a fryer without burning your gooch?

>>6932557
Cool. I'm heading through that way to Victoria tomorrow so I'll stop on by.

>>6932678

You shit in the fry basket then drop the duce in the fryer.

>>6932557
>enhancing the nutritional value of MemeDonalds by pooping in frying oil

Why are you warning me?

>>6932557
Yeah dude food tampering is a felony

If you want to get back at McDonald's and I assume you want to quit as well.

So wait until it's the busiest time of the shift then start screaming cursing and throwing all the food on the floor.

Starting calling managers and customers cunts fags niggers spics kikes and all that shit

DO NOT HIT ANYONE this way there is not grounds for them to call the cops.

If they do end up calling the cops keep freaking out until the cops enter the restaurant and try to communicate with you. Then immidiatly fall to the ground with your eyes open and don't move. Wait for the cops to come over to you and then a couple seconds and be like wait happened where am I.

If you go to court play it off as a stress induced state of psychosis.

>>6932669
Take pics

>>6932712
This guy's a problem solver

>>6932712
>he's got a point.
This is a professional operation, you don't just shit directly into the fry-o-later, you shit in the basket and then gingerly lower it into the oil.