/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6926634
Some of its good. Most of it is shit

I'm borderline carnivorous, so not really.

Too little meat.

>2015
>ingesting the edible Jew
kek. enjoy your mind control

>>6926646
>too little meat

I'm not sure what exactly qualifies as "Jewish cuisine," but looking at Wiki I'd have say yes I generally do. Challah, bagels, lox, corned beef, and matzo ball soup are all things I like. Only thing on there I've not tried (or had anything similar to) is Gefilte fish - reading about it sounds like it would be extremely bland.

>>6926688

I believe he was talking about the circumcision thing

>>6926634
Sepharadic and Mizrahi jewish cuisine is bomb as fuck

Israeli food>>>>Jewish food tbh

>>6926681
Eating food made for Jews is probably the safest, as they only wanna hurt other jews on rare occasions.

>>6926692
The brisk thing?

Nah, but that is gross.

CHALLAH
BREAD CHALLAH

>>6926698
Sound logic. But on the other hand, what if their food contains Jewish poisons that only they are immune too? It would explain why Jew York is so full of kike sympathizers. Years of eating ruebens and bagels have tainted their minds

>>6926713
I'm a Jewish sympathizer because I always root for the winning team.

Sort of related, but if an alien race came to Earth, I would gladly become a pet, or even betray the whole species to save me and mine.

>>6926721
I wish I could hate you but I would most likely welcome our alien overlords as well if it meant no chemical castration and concentration camps

>>6926729
So now you understand why it's time to side with rich New York Jews. They're all just as racist as you are in private, anyway.

>>6926634

Bagel with lox and onion is great

>>6926634

>palestinian food

Sure. I enjoy it.

If you're talking about Zionist European food, the roots to everything they make can be either traced back to Germany, or Russia.

"Jews" don't have a cuisine. Arabic food is okay. Sumac is an interesting spice.

>>6926734
>in private
kek. They literally preach it from the roof tops

>>6926746
Not in America, dummy. Have you ever even met a Jew?

>>6926734
>>6926746

This isn't /pol/ shut the fuck up.

>>6926634
Bagel and salt beef with the mustard and gherkins is god tier tbh

>>6926749

http://www.adl.org/anti-semitism/united-states/c/conspiracy-theories.html?referrer=https://www.google.com/

>>6926744
The existence of distinct Jewish cultures in Germany and Russia, among other countries, and the necessity of following Kosher guidelines, resulted in a distinct Jewish European cuisine.

Reubens are good. Bagels are a shitty version of a doughnut or English muffin.

>>6926749
kek. They say it here all they want too. If you ever say anything to contradict your reptilian overlords you are branded an anti-Semite and blacklisted. Would you like some more blue pill with your salad?

>>6926757
Have you ever even met a Jew in real life?

>>6926759

>meat cooked not with dairy
>slaughtered in a certain way

Yup, sure changes the elements of a recipe.

As previously stated, Palestinian food is great.

Back to your containment board you massive faggot.

>>6926634

If you mean Eastern European, then some of it is ok. But that's all that 'JEWISH CUISINE' is. The only things that are very particular to JEWS is haroset and the like that are particular to holidays.

One religious group does not have a lock on challah, or corned beef, or kasha varnishkas, or gefilte fish, although the Jews are the only group who would willingly eat the latter two and call it a mitzvot.

Do you like Muslim cuisine?

>>6926769
I'm talking about looking down on poor niggers and other lower class people. They'll pretend to like them in public because that's how it is, but they'll express their true views in private. As long as you're also upper class and making money, they like you.

I don't think you know any Jews, either.

>>6926778
Sure I do, they give me commands through radio signals every day :-)

>>6926778
>As long as you're also upper class and making money, they like you

They might like you, but Orthodox will always choose the people over the gentiles. Basically anyone with a yamurkle is going to have conflicted loyalties, always.

That said, the Reforms are good people.

>>6926789
>Orthodox
Orthodox Jews aren't common in high society

>>6926799

Orthodox =/= Hasidic. There's plenty of superwealthy orthodox.

>>6926819
I know the difference. They're a small minority within the total Jewish population.

>>6926789
>>6926799

They're the only actual Jews though.

Zionism has hijacked the name of Judaism and transformed it from an ideology into a Nationality.

"Reformed" "Jews" don't keep Kosher so why is this even being discussed ?

>>6926819
>>6926827

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkS4qEhOPE8

Look at "Trur Torah Jews" Youtube channel. I know you're an American born "Jew" or you're 2 people... either way I don't give a fuck.

This is a food & cooking board, take your sheeny bullshit over to /b/ or /pol/ where people cry about that shit hourly.

>>6926855

inb4 someone calls all Torah abiding Jews "crazy".

That's what the reformed lot always say.

>>6926789

>yamurkle

The Pope wears one of those, so do all Cardinals, Bishops, and Priests.

>>6926819

He said "high society." That's still dominated by the WASPs, thank god. I can't imagine adding Jewish whining.

>>6926862
they are tho

>>6926884

They actually follow the laws your Torah dictates and you don't.

How are they crazy and why do you waste time saying you're Jewish when you're not?

Again...go back to your containment board.

I love rugala
>pic related
Challah Bread
And Bagels.

Don't know what else is Jewish but, those 3 things are amazing

>>6926634
Of course. I've always enjoyed using my oven.

>>6926901

>>6926901

>>6926646
>>6926688
>>6926701
legitimately lel'd

Jake, proof

Gabe Roll for Taco Bell

>>6927660
Reroll

>>6926901

How to Cook For Jews?

Eat Dog

I grew up Jewish and my mom would make harosis every Passover. Who here muh'fucking love that glorious, simple shit?

>>6927863

>apples vinegar and walnuts

Communist transplant, fucking kill yourself.

All Jews were Bolsheviks, killed tens of millions of people via forced famine then cry about the Holocaust...after causing the Holodomor.

I hate, absolutely hate Zionism. You are not Jews.

>>6926799
Food & cooking.

All Jewish food is too decadant. Even during Passover they find tricks to eat indulgant food. I like humble ingredients prepared well and that doesn't exist in any Jewish cuisine. Hell I can't even think of a Jewish dish that you can prepare without any storebought ingredients. Maybe hummus.

>>6927871
What are you on about? Take your crazy shit somewhere else. This is a board for food. Also my mom made it with red wine.

>>6928038
It's okay... I'm going through all of these threads, and it's pretty clear that /pol/ is bored right now.

>>6926634
All they did was steal German and Arab food and call it their own.

>>6926757
Your list of conspiracies has to go back more than 20 years to scrap the barrel to try to prove how persecuted Jews are?

Are potato knishes good? What about blintzes, kasha varnishka, kugels, and other Jewish comfort food? I've wanted to try knishes for a while.

>>6926634
Hell yes

>>6928046
>Le /pol/ boogeyman face

>>6926746
> to serve Jews
>>6926901
>Of course. I've always enjoyed using my oven.

>>6926770

My Step-Mother is a "reformed" Jew.

Spent my entire life listening to her and her family's rhetoric. Also their friends, and associates, and business acquaintances etc etc etc.

"Reformed" Judaism, is atheism, not Judaism.

>>6928256
Lol what why would she give up heaven after all those years?

>>6928054

Zionists are persecuted, they persecute others then finger waive the eternal "Nazi" or "Communist" finger to escape any legal or social prosecution.

I feel bad for actual Jewish people and the shit they have to endure because of militant Atheists.

>>6928256
Fundamentalists are annoying and stupid no matter the religion. Orthodox Jews are no exception.

>>6928257

Huh?

>>6928263
see
>>6926862
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>>6926855

See, the reformed sect are literally trained in Hebrew school to say this.

"hacidum are crazy"

No, they're the only ones following the rules the Torah dictates.

You're not Jewish, neither is anyone ITT. Hacidum are too busy studying to pay attention to shit like 4chan, especially the cooking board because it alienates their cuisine and dietary restrictions entirely.

>>6926889
except they don't. They follow a rabbinic interpretation of those laws. One of several.
Equally valid is the idea that there is no temple, so we're all fucked anyway in terms of following the law, since the overwhelming majority are about describing the time place and manner of sacrifices made at the temple
No part of the torah says shit about using electric appliances on the sabbath. It says not to eat a calf boiled in it's mother's milk, but doesn't say shit about cheeseburgers.

Rabbinic interpretation is important, since all of modern judaism is based on it, but because it's interpretation, sectional variation is inevitable, and "real jew" status only comes down to different sects identifying they believe they're right and others are wrong.

>>6928273
I never said I was Jewish.

>>6928277
You also never said you were stupid, but I have my suspicions.

>>6928283
You seem upset.

>>6928276

It does however dictate you to be kosher, have peyos, strings on your pants and dress modestly. Which you don't and no reformed Hew does... ergo you're not Jewish.

The Torah also explicitly forbids a Jewish state. Period, without exception. The very existence of Israel is a slap in the face of "God". Using a fairytale to justify the displacement of tens of millions of people, and millions of deaths before that is absolutely fucking retarded.

You're also trained to waive the "muslim" finger at people who speak against your atheistic beliefs.

Go on, call me a muslim.

>>6928273
>reformed are trained to say Hasidim are crazy
>implying anyone who has ever interacted with Hasids would come to any other conclusion.
>not even knowing how to spell hasidim
stay bitter, goy-kun.

>>6928277

If you're not Jewish then don't support their Bible based beliefs, they're disgusting, xenophobic and functionally retarded from all the inbreeding.

>>6928290

Does your Rabbi know you're on the internets, Hasid?

>>6928292
this

they're the mormons of judaism, but without the kind demeanor.

>>6928295
I said this at the beginning of the thread, but I support rich American Jews because I always root for the winning team.

>>6928292

>still pushing the hebrew school agenda.
>implying this has anything to do with food
>implying you're not the same person that started the "aunt jemima is raycis" thread earlier with over 200 posts of non-food related shit

Shut the fuck up already, this is a food and cooking board.

Go back to your containment board.

Actual Jew here. No.

>>6928290
>thinking I give a shit about Israel
>thinking the torah "dictates you have to be kosher"
>not understanding kashrut and all it's laws are fundamentally based on interpretation by rabbis. again.
>not understanding "modestly" is a matter of interpretation, again
also, I'm certain you're not a muslim. Muslims are better read than you.

>>6928302

There are no Jews in America with money, only Zionists, there is a significant difference.

>>6928297

Reformed Jews are a scourge on humanity that needs to be purged from existence. If that answers the question.

>>6928308
Calm down, Cletus.

>>6928306

That's the Talmud, not Torah.

You don't even understand your own backwards faith.

I could go on for days.

Keep is coming.

>God made laws that we work around but really don't follow at all... but he still loves us...even after kicking us out of the holy land for all eternity

Delusional retard.

>muh muslims

Yea... we're done here.

>>6928308
I didn't know that you were allowed on gentile internet.

>>6928311

>you're a hillbilly if you post facts

Why are there SJW's on the fucking cooking board?

>>6928324
I'm not an SJW. If you actually read the thread, you would see my post about hating niggers and poor people.

>>6928327

All Jews have the same sense of superiority. They're also rabble-rousers and shit starters.

No idea why this thread hasn't been deleted yet. It's been /pol/ all day.

>>6928329
I'm not Jewish.

>>6928329
Can you all stop this fighting? It isn't what Jesus would want

all I'm aware of is the Carnegie deli in New York, but yeah, it's good.

>>6928315
you're the idiot who thinks the torah says "wear strings on your pants"
Chapter and verse, idiot. Show me where. That's a rabbinic interpretation, y'know, the Talmud.
Same for head coverings. Same for rules on keeping kosher. It's taking a handful of unrelated torah passages and trying to cobble together rules to make sure we aren't breaking them accidentally. Many of which are contradictory.

>>6928334

Katz's > 2nd Avenue > Carnegie IMHO

This thread should be ample evidence against /pol/ paranoia.
Us Jews are way too busy hating each other to even begin to have time for the gentiles.

>>6928336

Uhhhh not eating shelfish or cloven hoofed animals isn't Talmud, that's directly from Leviticus. The Christians are the ones doing an interpretation there, that Jesus somehow invalidated those laws but not the ones about boyfucking.

>>6928342
I'll keep that in mind.

>>6928344
Jews have plenty of hate to go around.

>>6928342
Russ & Daughters > Katz's > all else
You can get some decent stuff in Borough Park, too, but it's soggy and you'll be surrounded by Hasidim who will stare aggressively at you and run away. Like seriously, these are the guys who will use "schvartze" at the drop of a needle.

>>6928358

I'll stick to Katz's till it's winter then, it's still warm enough out that the Hasids stink up the subways.

>>6928358
schvartze are the fucking worst, though. dirty stinking animals.

>>6928357
You, presumably a gentile, are telling me?
Where I'm from, at least, we love any gentile who isn't trying to exterminate us. As long as you're good people doing good things, it's cool. A lot of Conservatives and even some Orthodox feel the same way. Meanwhile, we feel actively threatened by the presence of other sects.

>>6928366
Russ & Daughters is like a block away from Katz's. Best fish you'll ever have, I guarantee it.

>>6928273
You literally don't even know what you are talking about.

Hasidic Jews can be classified different from Orthodox and Haredi Jews

You can look up Misnagdim

>>6928371
If you don't hate blacks, I can't respect you.

The founder of the Hasidic movement converted to Islam, by the way. Just putting that out there.
>inb4 "and you converted to atheism"

>>6928374
This is why I feel like the /pol/tards and any of the more conservative sects would get along fabulously if they just put their differences aside. You guys really are just like each other.
When I lived between Sunset Park and Borough Park, my Hasidic upstairs neighbors invited me to Shabbat just to try to keep a sense of peace. Twenty minutes in, one of them starts ranting about how "the schvartze have stolen the word 'ghetto,' it doesn't belong to them, they're animals, they're proven to be less intelligent," all this shit that you'd expect from the average /pol/lack.
Hang out with some Hasidim sometime, guys. I think you'll have a great time, providing you can both put your severe xenophobia aside.

>>6928384
I hate Hasidics and blacks

>>6928384

They'd get along well with the Wahabbists as well.

I think the world is becoming either pro-slut or anti-slut. And science loves sluts.

>>6928384
You sound just as full of hate with your judgement, khaver

>>6926713
Bagels aren't jewish, neither is smoked fish specifically salmon.

Jewish food is just other cultures' food given different names, for the most part. So I guess so.

>>6928616
>turkish pizza/lahmacun
>falafels
>shawarma
>hummus and tzatziki
>lamb stews

that region does share a lot in common (middle eastern extending to mediterranean/north africa excluding italy). they all influenced each other and put their own twists on it. it's top tier if not the best street/fast food in the world.

what the hell is their "gourmet" food and delicacies though?

>>6928624
This is why there is no such thing as "jewish" food. They are just ethnically middle eastern people with a different religion. Same as with the bagels and polish jews. It was made by pollacks who happened to be jewish. It's a polish invention at best.

>>6926767
bagels and doughnuts are infinitely different other than shape. i'll assume you have down's syndrome

I like my Jews well done.

>>6926634
I wish to enjoy matsoz ball soup
And those jewish donuts

>>6928130
had this at canters

disappointing

Jews need to die. They are the end of the world. Thank you.

>>6928733
I would totally DIE to have those socks

>>6926767
are you fucking stupid? Were you born 4 months early after your mom smoking nonstop cigarettes and drinking and taking meth by ass? Seriously. I love your style.

>>6926767
>Bagels are a shitty version of a doughnut

I'm not even Jewish and I find this offensive

>>6926752
you tell'em Mr. Silverstein

>>6926767
>English muffin.
i prefer an english muffin as a breakfast sandwich, bagels are just too rigid for a good breakfast sammy, and the toppings tend to fall through the damn holes.

bagel with butter or cream cheese is god tier though.

maybe smoked meat, jews make some of the best bread in montreal too.
thats about it, i really hate jews but they have some decent eats.

>>6926752
oy vey its like another hollocost

>>6929945
there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish

>>6929918
agree with literally everything you said except the hating jews part

there aren't very many where i live (mountains of NC) but the ones i've met are perfectly agreeable.

>>6926634
Challah bread pudding>other bread puddings

>>6930153
challah is literally just regular bread but braided you imbecilic piece of shit