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What went wrong in the United Fats of Americu/ck/?

>> No.6923057

Great post

>> No.6923060

>>6923051

do euro's actually believe this?

>> No.6923062 [DELETED] 

What board did this "cuck" shit start on anyway?

>> No.6923068
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>>6923062
Like most cancers, it began in /pol/ and grew dramatically in /b/

>> No.6923072

>>6923060
>Do American actually believe that euros actually believe health statistics collected and reported by the American government?

>> No.6923073 [DELETED] 

>>6923062

we needed a term that described you, so we invented cuck.

>> No.6923075
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>>6923062
/tv/

>> No.6923077

>>6923072
>do American

Learn english

>> No.6923081

>>6923077
>not capitalizing proper nouns

You learn English first, faggot.

>> No.6923090

>>6923081

Your use of the word faggot in context would also be considered a proper noun; so you could take the dicks out of your mouth for two seconds and follow your own advice, it would be helpful in trying to communicate in English, Faggot.

>> No.6923102

>>6923051
>Hawaii
>20-25%
>state whos deaths are majority caused by DIET AND NUTRITIONAL RELATED CAUSES
Fucking hell m8.

>> No.6923121

>>6923090
No, it wouldn't be a proper noun in that context. You've also misused a semicolon and your sentence contains a splice because the first should be a conditional clause. You ought to try to actually learn the language before attempting to correct someone else's use of that language.

>> No.6923122

>>6923090
>faggot in context would also be considered a proper noun
No it wouldn't you ignoramus.

>> No.6923136

>>6923051
>What went wrong in the United Fats of Americu/ck/?

We got fat.

>> No.6923138

>>6923068

Too true, btw wtf does nigger fucking have to do with obesity? It's not like people consume calories through their genitals.

>> No.6923143

>>6923122

The use of a double negative within your sentence structure is incorrect, you huge Faggot (notice my correct capitalization of faggot, when I refer to you as a Faggot).

>Titles instead of Names – Capitalize titles when used as a means of personally addressing the individual.

>> No.6923155

>>6923143
Who says you can't learn something on 4chan?

>> No.6923162

>>6923138
actually you can absorb things through any wet mucus layer
it's just easier to not put multivitamins in your butt

>> No.6923179

>>6923162

Well, anything that is readily absorbed through a mucous layer isn't really "food" and is more on the "fun time juice" side of things. While alcohol carries some caloric value, I'm pretty lsd and cocaine do not (I think coke has a negative caloric value, but that's just because of all the skinny cokeheads I've seen)

>> No.6923316

>>6923051
>hawaii
>green
Yeah no I've been to hawaii and eaten hawaiian food. Every (and I mean every) native person I saw there was fat as fuck. Can't blame them though, king loco moco is the best shit ever

>> No.6923338

>>6923179

Cocaine suppresses appetite and speeds metabolism.

>> No.6923340

>self-reported data

Man, people suck at stats

>> No.6923342

>>6923316
Straight up. Everything's delicious here.

The study does say "self-reported," though. So obviously the fat bros are busy being fat while the skinny haole bitches are taking the time to respond to surveys.

>> No.6923343

>>6923338
I know but negacalories sounds way funnier

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>>6923051
>self-reported

>> No.6923390

>>6923051
It seems the califaggots are having trouble being honest

>> No.6923398

>>6923051
HAHAHA HAHA AMERICANS FAT AND STUPID. I HATE THEM HAHAHA

>> No.6923855

>>6923143
Faggot isn't a title, retard--it's an insult or identifier, neither of which are necessarily proper nouns. It's not proper to capitalize "idiot" or "moron" either unless they are actually names or legitimate titles, e.g. the King of Faggots.

>> No.6923859

I live in California so I'm probably more healthy than most yurpoors

>> No.6923880

>>6923051
Women going into the workforce, leaving processed foods the most convenient food source.

>> No.6923884

>>6923398
You hate us...cause you ain't us.

>> No.6923888

>>6923075
I usually go there around this time of year because there's a lot of fall premieres and while it's thankfully not the pedo shit it used to be, it's really fucking awful right now

>> No.6923894

>>6923068
It was /tv/

>> No.6923912

>>6923888
>right now
and always
took long enough for the nonce janny to cut down on paedo shit

>> No.6924135

>>6923894
>>6923075

Nah, the racist undertones of this shit came from /pol/, no doubt. It gained some popularity on /tv/ though and then it hit /b/ and exploded.

>> No.6924140

>>6923068

>fetishism was invented on 4chan

>> No.6924153

>>6924140
Well villainizing that fetish is from /pol/ as far as 4chan history is concerned. Obviously the fetish is much much older. Plus, the original question was about which channel it came from

>> No.6924161

>>6924153

2channel would be the answer then, any number of those boards have bull niggers plowing out little lolis and other useless/illegal/depraved shit.

The content of 2channel is what forced the Board of Directors to literally fire Hiroyuki from his own site, why he bought this shithole I will never figure out.

>> No.6924469

>>6923051
>self-reported

pretty sure its higher honestly

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Gee, I think I see a correlation
>Live life for eternal afterlife
>Live like fatfuck because you get to chill with jesus at Cosmic McDonalds for eternity

Religion

Not even once

>> No.6924752

>>6923068
>cancer
Back to reddit

>> No.6924758

>>6924736
what's going on up there in the northeast

i had no idea

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>>6924752
>reddit
Back to 9gag

>> No.6925261

>>6924763
>9gag
Back to gaia
or am I skipping a bogeyman there?

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>>6923051
Terrible education combined with the palate and self-control of a docile, domesticated farm pig.

>> No.6925502

>>6924736
>>6923051
>hawaii
>doesnt go to church
>isnt fat
>whites are minority
pretty based

>> No.6925562

Why do you care, OP. Quit trying to justify your obesity.

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>>6923051
You guys know that America being fat is kinda a meme right? I mean yea, we're fat, but so is the rest of the world.

>> No.6925808

>>6924736
The correlation you're seeing is black people, if you didn't know.

>> No.6925849

>>6925798
women are so fucking useless, i cant wait for asexual reproduction so we can get rid of them

>> No.6925852

>>6925849

did you wander out of some containment board?

most men are fat too

>> No.6925861

>>6925798
So what if they other fucks are fat, we should know better. Plus the Euros are healthier than us which is fucking bullshit and we need to step up as a country and stop being lazy fat slobs.

>> No.6925870

>>6925861
I blame black people, fried chicken is too damn tasty.

>> No.6925886

>>6925849
>i cant wait for asexual reproduction

Would people really even bother procreating then, or would everyone just have VR fleshlight sessions?

>> No.6926377
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Fat fucks and diabetes are the only reason I oppose universal healthcare. I want these Type 2 fucks to die out although I do feel bad for the kids. Just let the adults die.

>> No.6926470

>>6926377

It's why I support a fat tax - I'm sick of supporting the fat fucks, I'm sick of the restaurants serving these lardasses making profits while pushing the costs onto us . . .

And it's not universal healthcare only. If you have health insurance, you're paying for these fucks. At least with a government scheme you can start charging the fat fucks what they cost the rest of us, which the private US system never could.

>> No.6926483

>>6923051

We hosted /ck/.

>> No.6926487

>>6926377
>Infographic

Look I'm not saying diabetes isn't a problem but these fucking edutainment things hold no value at all.

What the fuck is prediabetes? 15-30%? Those are some pretty huge error margins. Is the twice as expensive due to a small group of really expensive people, or can I actually expect my bills to go up? Same question with mortality...

Half the time it doesn't even distinguish between the types, why is it using type one stats and then saying "what you can do?"

>> No.6926515

>>6923051
>self reported
yeah that pretty much ends any accuracy and relevance of that map

>> No.6926552

>>6926470
Like you ever had a job above minimum wage. Jerk off to Rand Paul more.

>> No.6926566

>>6923143
>double negative
that's not a double negative

>> No.6926580

>>6926552

Actually make very good money - and I'm a little to the left of Bernie Sanders. See that part where I'm defending universal health care, fucknuts? I'm a market socialist, which is pretty much the furthest thing from pseudo-Randian crap like Rand Paul.

What I DON'T support is the 'right' of McDonald's to go in and sell food they know causes obesity, and let all of us pick up the tab. I also DON'T support the 'right' of a landwhale to shove 5 Big Macs a day down his gullet and then charge the rest of us who don't live like that while he dies. So tax the fucking things, so they reflect their actual cost.

>> No.6926620

>>6923051

Obama.

>> No.6926849

>>6926487
That was released by the CDC, take a look at their actual report then you dumb faggot.

>> No.6926864

>>6926580
I would love to see this happen but it never will. Unless we basically purge congress of shills and get a president that isn't a total sellout.

>> No.6927009

Our military, economy, and government control your countries so we stopped giving a shit about our health to laugh at you.

>> No.6927035

>>6923051
IDK, I'm /fit/ and I fucking love this 'epidemic'.

The bigger women get, the harder my penis pulses all day.

>> No.6927047

>>6923051
fat/sugar tastes good, Americans do what makes them feel good in the short term despite the long term consequences.

>follow your bliss they said

>> No.6927138

>>6923051
>What went wrong in the United Fats of Americu/ck/?

Two main reasons. The first is that much of American home cooking has been handed down from when doing manual labor was generally the order of the day while the average American has become much more sedentary. If you work in a steel mill or if you're a kid that rides your bike to school and spends the rest of your afternoon running around in an empty lot, you can eat as much as you damn well please of whatever you want at dinner and you still probably won't get fat.

The second is that Americans lost much of their discipline during the post-war urbanization. People used to be much more connected to their food either through the fact that they grew it or the fact that there wasn't really enough to go around, but after the war the average family had a tendency to cook with all of the things they'd been denied (butter, sugar, white bread, etc.) and advertisement agencies capitalized on that post-war sentiment to such an extent that immediate and/or total gratification has become the norm.

>> No.6927469

>>6923138
Niggers are attracted to fat.

Probably also because of southern cooking.

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>>6927035
>I'm /fit/
Pic related?
>>6923051
Big agribusiness convinced middle americans that it's unpatriotic to eat food that isn't grown, processed, and distributed by Cargill/ADM/Kraft/etc, or one of its subsidiaries. This is what right wing retards call "normal food" (preferably deep fried and Now With More Real Genuine Cheesy Bits Than Ever!) and if you don't religiously eat it, you're a European commie islamic jew atheist social justice warrior who will stop at nothing less than the total annihilation of the American Way.

>> No.6927897

>>6923051
We're the guinea pigs of the food world, scientifically speaking.

>> No.6927901

>>6927897
/thread/

>> No.6928069

>>6923051
Based Minnesota, an oasis in the bumfuck hickery meth-region known as the midwest

>> No.6928086

>>6928069
meth isnt even that prevalent here, in the northern parts sure but like 8/10ths of the state is addicted to oxycodone

>> No.6928096

>>6928069
misread your post, disregard my idiocy.

>> No.6928112

The great depression is what went wrong. All that hunger resulted in the pre-boomer generation becoming obsessed with food, telling their kids, grandkids, and great grandkids to EAT MOAR.

>> No.6928117

>>6928069
Min-e-sow-deh

>> No.6928166

http://www.euro.who.int/en/health-topics/noncommunicable-diseases/obesity/data-and-statistics

OP please

Europe as a whole is just as bad as the US.

>> No.6928170

>>6923051
human stupidity combined with abundance. the real stupidity is just concentrated in the places where we already knew it would be.

>> No.6928268

>>6923051
When exercise isn't part of your lifestyle, then all exercise just feels like an obligation.
That's why my obese brother says anyway. He has a point. Losing weight when you work out of the home isn't easy. I hope going back to grad school helps, I find staying healthy easier during the school year because school forces me to at least just walk around campus.
Point being that exercise isn't part of the lifestyle of any american. Americans drive to work where the sit around behind a desk, then they drive home, and they're tired from work and just want to netflix and chill on the couch. People who exercise are people who can afford to take time out of their day, hence the poorest states being the fattest.
Also southern cooking is revolting.

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>>6925808
>>6924736
>>6923051
We're learning a lot here today.

>> No.6928286

women and blacks/hispanics.
I'm not even being edgy with the last one.
I have literally never seen and anorexic of those origin

>> No.6928305

>>6928268
>He has a point. Losing weight when you work out of the home isn't easy.
U wot m8? Working out of your house means thatyou can go to the gym any time you damn well please.

>> No.6928320

>>6928305
yeah but I never got the impression that Europeans were gym rats, just that they might walk to work or the store more often.
He also has disgusting eating habits but whatever fatties gonna fat.

>> No.6928330

>>6928320
europe isn't car-centric and that is a major difference in lifestyle

>> No.6928415

>>6923051
Colorado master race reporting in.

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>>6923051
It's the blacks mostly. Black women have an obesity rate over 80%.

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>>6923051

>> No.6930539

>>6930531
Brazil reporting in, hoping to move to the US eventually. What makes American conservatives fatter?

>> No.6930554

>>6930539
Nothing. They're just more honest when it comes to self-reporting. The places with the lowest rates of self-reported obesity are also the libiest, jewiest shithole states.

>> No.6930556

>>6930539
poor critical thinking and long term planning skills.

>> No.6930568

>>6923051
hawaii is interesting because there's a ton of slims and a ton of fatties

>> No.6930641

Oils, sugars and alcohol. Many Americans subsist on a diet of sweetened diesel fuel.

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>>6926552
>libertards
>saying positive things about government institutions

>> No.6930675

A combination of almost no one having physically demanding jobs anymore and the government's insistence that fat was the worst thing ever leading to the trend of high carb diets

>> No.6930713

>>6926580
Are you American? Please say no, or that you're a troll.