/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>fork
>knife
>pizza

What a fag.

How did your mother react when you requested you eat your microwaved pizza bites with a knife and fork op? Did you make sure to explain to her its the traditional civil italian way and she is a disgusting barbaric pig for using her hands to eat her dominos pizza?

Well... like if you go eat a real Neapolitan pizza, yes. But if you eat the super deep dish deluxe then no.

>>6918176
I'll eat your moms super deep dish deluxe

>>6917661
In Italy it is cut with a fork and knife, then eaten by hand

>>6917661
piss off frog poster

Pizza is a garbage food that you eat when you're hungry and you don't have the time to eat at a restaurant or fuck around. That's what it is and how it should be enjoyed.

Want the fancier form of Pizza? Then eat actual Italian food, a nice serving of Lasagna or anything is way tastier than Pizza.

Fuck the upscale way, fuck the stupid paper thin cracker crusts they make, and fuck Chicago. I ain't got time to eat Pizza with a fork.

>>6918417
So what? I'm not in Italy and really don't care how it's eaten there. You're on an American message board speaking English aren't you?
So what?

Some of you people are tards.

>>6918473
KILL YOURSELF YOU DISGUTSING SUBHUMAN NEW YROKER SHIT CHICAGO PIZZA IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST PIZZA ON EARTH FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>6917661
I bet you eat candy bars with a knife and a fork too you fucking faggot.

>>6918486
Good times!

I just ate a $3 pizza from aldi

>>6918473
Neapolitan here
>Pizza garbage food
>Eat pizza with knife and fork

Kek.

>>6918587
Is this some new form of weebooism but focused on Italy?

>>6918625
This would be fun, but we don't have animu for enslaving amerifats. Only pizza, camorra, mandolino.

>not using a spoon

Stay pleb

>>6918801
Chicagoan detected

>>6918479
>American message board
Try again faggot.

>>6918812
First Pearl Harbor, now 4chan. The japs must be stopped

>>6918625
yes, everything that isn't green bean casserole and hamburger hamburger hamburger is a wild conspiracy of mentally ill people who believe totally crazy things like american trashfood is not the best thing ever

>>6918148
She gave him hotpockets

>>6918803
Most efficient way of eating cheese and tomato soup from a bread bowl tbh

>>6918818
are you asserting that the lizard people aren't out give you anal probes?

>>6918829
Use the fat straws they provide with milkshakes.

>>6918848
krazy straws are fun too

>>6918176
>But if you eat the super deep dish deluxe then no.
this thread is about pizza, not chicago tomato pie

>>6918870
I find the cheese gets stuck in the bends.

>>6917661

True Neapolitan pizza is eaten with a knife and fork. In fact it's not even sliced.

And I guess you have to use them for that Chicago stuff, but that's not even pizza, so why mention it?

There's an 80ish year old man I support who has a brain injury and I saw him eating two slices of pizza with a knife and fork today, it was kinda cute

>>6918473
>shitting on pizza
>ever
We'll be fine, you just need to go, lameo.

>>6917661

You're 3% Neanderthal unless you're a Sub-Saharan African, which you're not... so that's the pot calling the kettle black; don't you think?


http://news.discovery.com/human/genetics-neanderthal-110718.htm

In Italy pizza doesn't have cheese

>>6917661


Nothing says "I had two dads" like eating pizza with cutlery.

>>6921042

rekt

>>6921058
Thats their own fault

>>6921042
>will believe anything as long as it's on discovery channel
>believes Neil degrasse Tyson is the smartest man in the universe

>>6921136
Sorry faggot, God doesn't exist and never will.