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6918061 No.6918061 [Reply] [Original]

food pics that piss you off

>> No.6918068
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This garbage.

>> No.6918073
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>> No.6918105

Just imagine a picture of "gluten free" or "vegan" anything normally made with dough or meat.

>> No.6918108
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>> No.6918111

>>6918061
anything with that faggit alton what's is face. He's a real useless scumbug.

>> No.6918113
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>>6918105
Sounds like it was made in india

>> No.6918188

>>6918061
Is it weird I kind of want to try that, just for curiosity's sake?

>> No.6918196

>>6918068
That looks decent compared to what I had as a kid.

>> No.6918226

>>6918061
wish I had looked at the pic more carefully thought they were french fries.

I went to a local bbq joint near my house one time with some friends. It was 12 or 1 in the afternoon. The sign on the door said "Open from 11am". Apparently the owners locked themselves out and had to call someone with a key.

We get inside and the lady forgets my friend's order so he never gets his meal. Everything was tasteless and she literally served us macaroni with government cheese lazily crumbled on top, not even melted.

>> No.6918248

>>6918226
Fuck, I thought they were fries too until I read this.

Now I'm ten times more mad.

>> No.6918254

>>6918073
That looks awesome

>> No.6918329
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>>6918108
RIP in peace

>> No.6918873

>>6918329
I have no appropriate image to convey how infuriated I am with that.
The wasted food and the mess.

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>>6918329

>> No.6919747
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>>6918329
9000 hours in oven

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>>6918108

>> No.6919778

>>6918108
Someone brought a steed in, got a cow pregnant, cared for the mother, helped it give birth, nurtured the calf, kept it warm and fed, harvested hay for the winter, drove it to slaughter, had it butchered, sold, and driven hundreds of miles to the store, only for this fuck up to ruin it.

>> No.6920012

>>6918108
What's going on here?

>> No.6920048
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>> No.6920084
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>>6918108

>> No.6920097
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>> No.6920101
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>>6919747

Kek

>> No.6920161

>>6920048
damn shes fugly

>> No.6920162

>>6920097
looks underdone

>> No.6920487

>>6918108
at least its moist

>> No.6920504

>>6918108
I don't get it

>> No.6920536

>>6918061
Authentic Italian food ladies and gents. Can we finally agree that euro food is trash?

>> No.6921725

>>6920012
>>6920504
A beautiful cut of steak absolutely ruined by being cooked too long, you plebs

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>>6918061
>no crema on my latte/whatever

>> No.6921860

>>6920161
not really

>> No.6921864

>>6919726
What am I looking at here?

>> No.6921877

>>6921864
Hard boiled skin-on chicken breast

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>>6918329
Holy FUCK what a mess! You know that fucker probably didn't wipe off the sauce splatters on the underside panels of those counters neither....

>>6919726
Straight up boiled chicken? Seems like something /fit/ would do.

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>> No.6921967

>>6918073
im mad
>>6918108
nothing wrong with this tbh fam

>> No.6921973

>>6921964
i am upset

>> No.6921990
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>> No.6921992
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>> No.6921993

>>6921990
kek
still gets me

>> No.6922115

>>6921964
why even live

>> No.6922128

>>6921725
Looks delicious

>> No.6922250

>>6918108
Fucking overcooked
>muh triggers

>> No.6922253

>>6920101
nothing wrong with a fish finger sandwich tbh lad

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>> No.6922411

>>6920097
Crunchy.

>> No.6922413

>>6920101
god tier sammich

>> No.6922415

>>6918073
looks dank fam

>> No.6922438
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>>6921948

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>> No.6922452

>>6922438
no, see, the label says "asparagus water", so you're paying $6 for 16 OZ of flavored water, nothing wrong with that.

>> No.6922453

>>6922442
wtf is that and why did the baker came all over that thing?

>> No.6922454

>>6922442
Looks delicious

>> No.6922457
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>> No.6922459

>>6922453
it looks like a donner kebab pizza

it looks really nice actually

>> No.6922515

>>6922442
Yeah, I'd eat this

>> No.6922591

>>6921864
Smega covered chicken.

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>> No.6922610

>>6922392
Your not supposed to jerk off with it

>> No.6922621

>>6922601
jesus christ the lack of knife technique

>> No.6922627

>>6922601
jesus christ that was brutal

>> No.6922643

>>6922601

27 seconds of clenched asshole

>> No.6922680

>>6922601
How is she not cutting her fingers off is a mystery to me.

>> No.6923183

>>6921964
I've always wondered if that's milk or a white russian

>> No.6923240
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if you hold any utensil like this you look like a baboon and should just off yourself now

>> No.6923262

>>6922392
"I'm so fucked up."

>> No.6923267

>>6920048
Donner kebabs are heaven when you're wasted m8

>> No.6923273

>>6923240
That just seems impractical

>> No.6923276

>>6923267
thinks he's mad at the lack of garlic sauce tbh

>> No.6923281

>>6922442
Looks swedish as fuck

>> No.6923284
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>>6922392

>order from my favorite takeout place
>order a 'mexican burger' for pickup
>A 'mexican burger' is a tortilla-wrapped hamburger patty covered in green chilli and cheese, placed in a little tin foil container with lid
>get home and rest it on my desk because it's hot as fuck
>take lid off to cool it faster and grab a drink
>move the container with the thin piece of cardboard it's resting on
>cardboard buckles
>dish falls face down into the pair of shorts I just took off
>burn my hand trying to catch it
>can only salvage the burger part
>no chili
>no cheese
>only sadness

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AKA heart stopper AKA I'm american and this is my pizza

>> No.6923439

>>6923304
That looks like a shitty version of lasagne

>> No.6923442

>>6923439
It's actually a better version of pizza

>> No.6923770

>>6922643
kek'd hard

>> No.6923899

>>6922442
This is döner kebab pizza. I'd sell my firstborn for one of these.

>> No.6923907

>>6923439
>>6923442
Por que no las dos?

>> No.6923916

Jej

>> No.6924047
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>>6922601
>My friend minces onions like that

>> No.6924058

>>6918061
Thats the worst attempt at cheese fries I've ever seen!

>> No.6924062

>>6918329
I'd scoop it up and still eat it.

>> No.6924136

>>6922601
>>6922621
>>6922627
>>6922643
>>6922680
How are you supposed to chop an onion then?

>> No.6924168

>>6922601
>somebody saved my filename

hello /v/

>> No.6924182

>>6921964

>ketchup on fucking bananas

I actually almost vommed bruh

>> No.6924196

>>6924058

Well played

>> No.6924206

>>6924136
Slice down the middle
Lay the two halves on their flat sides
Then chop grid form

>> No.6924219

>>6922457
Fuck you. Whole milk is delicious out of a glass.

>> No.6924262

>>6918061
OP I recently had to eat pasta like that and you are bringing very unpleasant memories back to my stomach.

>> No.6924275

>>6921964
This person possibly has anorexia.

One of the symptoms includes making disgusting food combinations to make yourself dislike eating. Just look at that fucking steak.

>> No.6924329

>>6924136
cross hatch then slice off what you need, also prolly use something other than a butter knife

>> No.6924358

>>6918873
>wasted food
Just scoop it back in and heat it up you fucking pansy faggot

>> No.6924373

>>6918073

I've had Caesar salad pizzas before, and they are delicious.

>>6922442

I'd try it if it was better distributed

>>6922601

didn't we agree this was a video for a cooking class to point out all the things that she is doing wrong?

>> No.6924375

>>6924275
Or... now this is crazy, but hear me out...
Someone made this as a bait image or a joke.

>> No.6924383

>>6924375
>This can't be true so I will assume it is bait
You can't live your life in delusion forever

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>>6924358
>being this poor

>> No.6924386

>>6924182
It could be cajeta and not ketchup.

>> No.6924437

>>6918068
They have those exact same hashbrowns in bootcamp and now I gotta wonder where they come from.

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>>6921964

>> No.6924713

>>6920097
>what is time

>> No.6924735

>>6921964

Nothing wrong with a good old steaknana with ketchup

>> No.6924754

>>6922601
If you watch the video, she literally says "and be careful not to cut your fingers" while the blade of the knife is right above her finger.

>> No.6924796

>>6921992

would eat, but marry the bitch who can make curry

>> No.6924797

>>6924437
U answered ur own question fam tbh. The government makes em

>> No.6924814

>>6924797
>the government has a department dedicated to making hash browns
You're a fucking idiot, son.

>> No.6924824

>>6924814
The government has an entire department for potatoes its called the US Congress

>> No.6924920

>>6920101
This and chip butties are ultimate white people food
They're still good though

>> No.6924994

>>6918196
>>6918068

Sane, one time I cut my mouth on a hot dog.

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>>6924824

>> No.6925012

>>6924824
epic joke grandpa

>> No.6925026

>>6918108
Sure it's overcooked and would be better otherwise but I would still find that delicious.

>> No.6925046
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>> No.6925696

>>6923304
People from Chicago don't even like this. Do you know how uncommon this type of pizza is? Of course you don't you fucking retard.

>> No.6925740

>>6925696
>Do you know how uncommon this type of pizza is?
there's at least 3 pizza chains in my town that specialize exactly that type of pizza

>> No.6925793
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Anything faux vegan with a serve of smug gets me. I can taste that sickly palm oil slick through the screen

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>> No.6926169

>>6926133
this is the cringiest thing i've ever seen on 4chan

>> No.6926178

>>6926169
Its a terrible beer too

>> No.6926190

>>6926178
well they don't care if you don't like it
it says so on the bottle

>> No.6926200

>>6926133
holy shit, I've never had to tip my fedora at a beer bottle before

>> No.6926209

>>6926190
Yes.
Instead of making a nice, balanced beer that requires knowledge and experience to create, these clown-shoe wankers just put in over 9000 hops then claim its a masterpiece and its my fault if I don't like it.

I can't wait for this trend of over hopped beers to fuck off.
Every over beer tastes like pine scented toilet cleaner.

>> No.6926218

>>6926178
found the pleb

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>> No.6927048

>>6926209

Honestly I love the smell of pine scented toilet cleaner when I was young I wished for something to encapsulate that into a drink.

Unfortunately these beers taste nothing like that and your imagery falls flat. Shame on you.

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>>6926924

>> No.6927112

>>6922442
I think thats garbage pizza

>> No.6927336

>>6923304
This is literally my worst nightmare.

>> No.6927339

>>6921964
That's fucking repulsive. Learn to cook.

>> No.6927393

>>6924386
are you fucking dumb? cajeta is brown u dip

>> No.6927452

>>6925046
>not being old enough to read the letters on them
must be tough anon

>> No.6927460

>>6926133

cringe

>> No.6927466

>>6925046

This is the ultimate sin.

How could any logical and sane human being do this.

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>>6925046

>> No.6927483

>>6922601
>cameraman struggling with the burden of existence

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>>6922643

holy shit, I just died laughing.

>> No.6927525

>>6926133
arrogant bastard?

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>>6921964
willing to bed that's Banana Sauce and not Ketchup

>> No.6927805

>>6924136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCGS067s0zo

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>>6922601
>post a geuine response
no reply
>post the same damn pasta fags somehow havent seen
bump bump bump

heres another one

also someone is really profiting/we are doing their jobs for these capitchas

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>>6927805

>that fine cut

all of my yes

>> No.6927830

>>6918108
Where's the ketchup?

>> No.6927880

>>6922601
not a skilled cook or coordinated person at all and I can do way better than that. guffawed out loud when I saw this, every damn time. bitch can't cook spaghetti to save her lif

>> No.6927884

>>6922452 I would eat that

>> No.6927910

>>6921990
>>6921964
I swear /ck/ continues to be the funniest board

>> No.6927916

>>6920097
Is that a melted shoe?

>> No.6927918

>>6918073
it's not a "pizza" but that looks good as hell

>>6918061
my jimmies are rustled

>>6919726
is this just plain chicken breast? i'm more confused than angry

>>6921948
don't pay for that shit but it's good to make yourself

>> No.6927951

>>6924824
fucking boomer jokes, man

>> No.6927967

>>6927951

You gotta admit, that one where they bankrupted the country, kept their own taxes low, and then call young people entitled is pretty good.

>> No.6927979

>>6922372
When the troll becomes the trolled

>> No.6927980

>>6922392
Fucking lold

>> No.6928006

>>6922438
>>6922452
>>6927884
>>16 fl oz of purified water $1
>>1 asparagus cut into 3 pieces $1
>>cant dump an asparagus into your tap water.

Are you kidding me?

http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/foods-asparagus-water-gate-people-arms/story?id=32897972

>> No.6928010

>>6922442
I'd eat this for sure

>>6923284
secondhand trauma just reading that

>>6923304
most americans don't eat this bullshit, travel more

>>6926133
this one gets me everytime

>>6927048
go to an eastern european store and get some herbal soda, mate. tarragon in particular. nice piney flavor. add some cheap gin and you've got christmas tree in a glass

>>6927732
i'm not sure it makes it any better

>> No.6928014

>>6922442
some ranch sauce that's on top of some BBQ sauce that's on top of tomato sauce. Yum.

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>>6926133

>maximum tipping

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>>6926133

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>>6921990
Classic, still cracks me up after months and months

>> No.6928338

>>6926133
That's a brewdog IPA

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>>6922457
>>6924219
Its not a glass m8. Its a jar.

A fucking jar.

Fuck

Years later, its still here gddamnit

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>>6924735
>steaknana

>> No.6928385
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Pancakes

>> No.6928388

>>6924437

Prisons and public schools often have the same food providers.

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>>6928325
Am I the only person who absolutely hates corndogs?
I even like this plating and distribution of condiment, but a hotdog fried in corn bread just strikes me as incredibly plebian, like microwaved fish sticks.

>> No.6928409

>>6928399
Dude fresh fries with a decent sausage they are absolutely delicious...of course the microwave ones suck though

>> No.6928418

>>6928409
*fried

>> No.6928431

>>6922392
As someone with OCD, I'd be screeching for a month over something like this. My lord I just got a chill up my spine.

>> No.6928444

>>6928418
Eh, it's probably just the corn bread, I'm generally not big on bread in the first place. I'd definitely be down to try a proper one though.

>> No.6928449

>>6925793
What if it's just a vegetarian, not a vegan.

>> No.6928477

>>6924824
I think what made me laugh so hard at this is the lack of a comma between "potatoes" and "its".

>> No.6928656

>>6927951
>boomer joke
It accurately represents the current state of Congress

>> No.6928658

>>6928477
Cool comment bro!!

>> No.6928668

>>6924047
>minces

>> No.6928672

>>6928385
Please explain how this is "pancakes".

>> No.6928694

>>6918061
What the FUCK, OP. That pisses me off, too. Ugh, I mean, I really am angry over that pic. The fuck?!?

>> No.6928698

>>6920048
The food doesn't make me angry, her fucking face makes me angry.

>> No.6928702

>>6925046
Did this to my younger brother awhile back. He was fucking furious. He was staying with me for the week and we were going to watch a couple movies together and get drunk, and I poured the bowl together and sat it on the coffee table. He just sat down and was like "Oh, can I have some?" I said "Sure, that's what it's for, while we watch the movies." and he dug in. The fucking look on his face.....priceless.......

>> No.6928708

>>6923284
don't forget about the 5 second rule next time

>> No.6928726

>>6920097
coming to a Burger King near you

>> No.6928823

>>6928385
Did they pour batter on the pan and then scramble it like fucking eggs or something?

>> No.6928825

yeah it''s pretty straight

>> No.6928859

>>6923304
That's a quiche.

>> No.6928867

>>6928658
thanks fagtrong

>> No.6928868

>>6922442
and this is why kebab needs to be removed

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>>6928698

>> No.6930172

>>6930155
Yep, still angry.

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>> No.6930209

>>6930206
The wedges look okay at least.

>> No.6930272

>>6918073
looks fucking dope

>> No.6930279

>>6919726
looks like a fuckin horse fetus lol

>> No.6930296

>>6921964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zq1y9nZO7Q

gtfo outta here dude

>> No.6930305

>>6921964
i don't wanna fucking drink ketchup!

>> No.6930327

>>6921992
>i know howta make my man think im a shitty cook lol

>> No.6930355

>>6924373

>didn't we agree this was a video for a cooking class to point out all the things that she is doing wrong?

no, some idiot suggested that but it makes no fucking sense whatsoever. why would anyone agree on it with no evidence?

>> No.6930357

>>6930296
Does he also post on /ck/?

>> No.6930362

>>6926178
>>6926209

it's a good beer with a bold bit of marketing you fucking morons. they don't actually think the things they put on the label. it's supposed to be funny and convey a tone.

>> No.6930422
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>>6930362
its obnoxious and the beers taste like ass
the tone is "youre not clever enough to like this" which is the most boring BS... and 60% of their product has the exact same sharp, bitter, overpowering syrup taste to it.

i was a craft beer seller for a long time, and i had to fish out positives for a few brewdog casks so its not like i have no idea what i'm talking about.
they've made some nice beers in their run, and i do agree most commercially sold lager is horrible watery froth, but "i'm not like the other boys, i'm darker and edgier" is a really fucking roundabout way to change how people feel about beer by making them pretend they like the flavour of nail varnish remover
>in before fedora reactions

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pictures of tripe

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>> No.6930736

>>6930510
>gRAWnola

oh okay sure

>> No.6930761

>>6930510
why is "rice" in quotations

is it because the rice you can buy now is different than the stuff that mesopotamians ate or something

>> No.6930772

>>6923240
lol i used to do that when i was a kid and my dad told me I looked like a "redneck". I've never actually noticed anyone else who does it.

>> No.6930790

>>6918108
I can still see pink, it's not done

>> No.6930852

>>6921990
holy... fuck......

i still remember when this meme was fresh but somehow i always thought it was eggs AND IT'S FUCKING POPCORN

holy fuck

>> No.6930867

>>6928399
Eat a dick you fucking pretentious fag.

>> No.6930873

>>6928399
Must of been awesome being raised on lobster and caviar.

>> No.6930909

>>6922601
>Expected her to cut off her fingers
>Actually that would be the better outcome

>> No.6931104

>>6921964
It's weird when memes from other boards are at a total loss on others.

this is from /fit/

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>> No.6931184

>>6926133
Now you've done it. NOW YOU'VE DONE IT.

I generally refuse to even purchase beers with flavortext this awful. Except for Stone. I'll buy Stone beers and just avoid looking at the bottle.

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>>6928726

>> No.6931291

happy birthday angry french fries

>> No.6931304

>>6930510
But... oatmeal is vegan and gluten free already...

>> No.6931322

>>6923240
shiiiiiiit i know a guy who does that

>> No.6931339

>>6926133
any overtly rebel-themed or revolution-themed craft beer is cringe worthy

>> No.6931418

>>6922442

Wow that's fucking annoying.

>> No.6931424

>>6921725
Looks fine, but I eat my steak well done.

>> No.6931430
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>>6920097
WAKE ME UP

>> No.6931431

>>6928385
QAUID.
START THE REACTOR.

>> No.6931434

>>6922442
I think it looks fine, albeit a tad busy.

>> No.6931437

>>6924206
What I do. Saw nothing wrong with how she cut besides those huge ass chunks. Gonna be a pain later

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>>6925046
Don't forget the Reeses Pieces.

>> No.6931446

>>6928385
JUST
>tfw got pancakes as a captcha check

>> No.6931449

>>6930296
this tastes gooder than a bitch.

>> No.6931451

literally every picture in this thread triggered me

>> No.6931454

>>6918111
LIES!

>> No.6931457

>>6921964

"I like a hot dog, but with some jelly on it"

>> No.6931485

>>6922601
anyone have the the link for the full thing?

>> No.6931499

>>6918073
That shit look heat

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>> No.6931509

>>6919726
Just makes me hungry. I poach chicken with ginger and garlic. It comes out looking like that, and is as tender and delicious as chicken can be.

>> No.6931515

>>6923240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePtoxDhJSw

Go to 1:00 and see him hold the fork like this, except backwards.

>> No.6931522

>>6931304
But not raw, apparently.

>> No.6931529

>>6931499
I wish google had a third world ghetto nigger translator.

>> No.6931530

>>6925046
You ARE aware of the letters on them, right?

>> No.6931546

>>6931529
lmao guess ull have to ask ur mom wat it mean then

>> No.6931553

>>6918329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTEm0q-VMmg

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>>6928385
Bread pudding*

>captcha: fuck you

>> No.6931576

>>6931546
Speak English, child.

>> No.6931600

>>6931576
http://www.grammarbook.com/punctuation/commas.asp

>> No.6931611

>>6931600
that comma was properly used

>> No.6931614

>>6920101
What pisses me off is the fact they didn't cut it the other that way one half doesn't get more fish sticks than the other

>> No.6931626

>>6928399
once had one that was still slightly cold in the middle and I cannot ever eat one again.

>> No.6931628

>>6930510
tripe - ophobia MIRITE

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>>6918226
>government cheese

>> No.6931643

>>6931634
No such thing as gubmint cheese anymore. They stopped that shit like 20 years ago

>> No.6932098

>>6931530
>>6927452
sure but most of the time someone will just grab a little less than a handful and just throw a few in their mouth. They will see a white letter on the front of the candy but they arent going examine it.

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>> No.6932161

>>6925046

What's so bad about this?

>> No.6932223

>>6930206
holy fucking carbs Jesus christ

>> No.6932227

>>6930206
Bread could've been toasted a little first to melt the butter.

>> No.6932229

>>6931614
Literal autism

>> No.6932237

>>6931515
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

>> No.6932362

>>6918873
Dude you must be autistic as fuck irl.

>> No.6932364

>>6919747

eagle eye

>> No.6932369

>>6930852
At first I was disgusted. Now I'm just confused.

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>> No.6932445

>>6932141
>>6930430


CRINGE....
trypophobia triggered. I think I might vomit.

>> No.6932510

>>6932410
Sometimes i put real hotdogs where they keep the vegan hotdogs

>> No.6932519

>>6932410

They discount the meat by 50%+ when this happens. I do it on purpose for cheaper food. Teaches 2 people a lesson.

1) your barbaric meat won't be sold here
2) grocers will continue to lose profits until they stop catering to brown people

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>> No.6932538

>>6932410
Kek

>> No.6932553

>>6932410

well, I know what I'm doing this weekend

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>>6922372
it's a thing
https://www.google.nl/search?safe=off&site=&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1366&bih=653&q=poffertjes

>> No.6932624

>>6930430
so fucking delicious

>> No.6932683

>>6932410
It's almost too bad I live in God's country where we don't bend over for Murder Cult Inc. That would be good for many lelz.

>> No.6932729

>>6926133
lol, as if brewdog isn't mass-market

>> No.6932739

>>6932410
Funniest thing I've seen all day

>> No.6932759

>>6932519
>>>6932410
>>6932538
>>6932553
>>6932553
>>6932683
>>6932739

ITT: intolerant hitchens-worshipping cunts

>> No.6932761

>>6920097
Leave it in another 20 minutes and it'll be ready to collect welfare checks and sign up for section 8

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>>6932410
truly doing the Lord's work

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>>6932410

You sir are a patriot and a hero

>> No.6932990

>>6932161
>chocolate
>plus candy
>both in your mouth at the same time
Do the math son.

>> No.6933031

>>6932759

NICE CLOCK BRO

>> No.6933127

>>6926133
M'pilsner

>> No.6933148

>>6922680
it's because she's using a butter knife

>> No.6933251

>>6931553

hahah i wonder how they clean all that up? Do you think they just replace the carpet for future scenes?

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>> No.6933597

>>6933584
It looks like crime scene tape.

>> No.6933613

>>6933584
>>6918061
Pics with semi-melted American Processed Milk Based Product for Human Consumption makes me realize how fucking weird the shit is.

>> No.6933624

>>6932759
ok paki scum

>> No.6933676

>>6930155
is this the 90s? what up with her shirt and middle-part?

>> No.6933681

>>6930430
this makes me feel very... uncomfortable. :<

>> No.6933683

>>6931147
The serving sizes of everything is way too big.
I'm not a fan of ham, but I love me some mac n' cheese and baked beans.

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>>6931501
take out the shells and throw the bread+egg on a pan, and you've got yourself an ugly yet tasty "egg in a nest"

>> No.6933809

>>6933584
>asked for cheese on the side.
And they want 15 an hour.

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>>6931443

>putting skittles in with that chocolate

panic

>> No.6933852

>>6928702
Savage

>> No.6933861

>>6933676

crop tops never really went away in the UK

>> No.6934133

>>6931600
lol knot noing howe to gamar

>> No.6934141

>>6932229
you mean 'figurative'
cause that's clearly a case of OCD, not autism

...faggot

>> No.6934177

>>6930362
how do you know what they think? do you work for them?

>> No.6934183

>>6926209
god yes, thiissss

i'm tired of drinking new beers and having them taste like i bit into a Christmas tree.
none of them are original except one, and i guarantee that it isn't what you're drinking

>> No.6934199

>>6921964
kek I was in the the thread on /fit/ where this was posted as oc

Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.6934218

>>6919730
perfect post

>> No.6934221

>>6924062
you fucking animal

>> No.6934225

>>6926924
Cook your meats thourorly, fucking shit. U don't know where that meat was next to and you don't know what cuts and what parts were away from the intestinal track of parasites.
Cook to well done unless you know the cuts and anatomy.

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>>6923262

>> No.6934237

>>6931553
i remember this and i lol'd

>> No.6934240

>>6921877
sounds like you know from experience

why would you hard-boil a chicken

>> No.6934242

>>6919778
>a steed
never been near a farm confirmed

>> No.6934245

>>6924713
lol'd

>> No.6934247

>>6934141
while you're correct, you're ignoring that OCD is pretty much inherent when you have autism

>> No.6934249

>>6922115
this

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>>6918061
http://www.wtrf.com/story/24944519/uncooked-chicken-served-at-princeton-middle-school-has-parents-concerned

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Only thing in the store with that sign

>> No.6934256

>>6921964

Why? I have been rustled.

>> No.6934262

>>6922442
>what kind of pizza should we order

JUST

FUCK

IT

UP

FAM

>> No.6934263

>>6923304

Superior

>> No.6934269

>>6923304
27 years in America, traveled all over, pizza is my favorite food, never seen a pizza like this. heard they exist, but they're pretty rare and 99.99% of us don't look for them lol

>> No.6934275

>>6922442
I'd eat a slice.

>> No.6934283

>>6928325
Man I love corndogs. I'm going to the state fair tomorrow so I'll be eating a lot of this kind of stuff.

>> No.6934285

>>6934283
I havent been to a fair in years
Let me put it to you this way, the last time I had Funnel Cake was at Burger King so its probably been 5-6 years minimum

>> No.6934287

>>6934285
Last year was the first time I went to the fair as an adult. It's actually more fun than when I was a kid, because I got to buy whatever stupid crap I wanted. Any time something smelled good I could eat it. Also, what makes it even better is walking around with a cup full of beer at 11 AM.

>> No.6934349

>>6920101
>tfw you're probably the only person who is sad that they didn't cut it diagonally
>>6922457
>Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
>>6933148
I checked. It's a fucking steak knife. That is the juiciest fucking steak I have ever seen...
>>6926133
/lit/ in beer form
>>6930209
They look like they're undercooked to me.
>>6933685
Always called them "bullseyes" myself
>>6932759
>I can't eat meat today because some infidel put a pig near it
>Intolerance
>>6932520
What am I looking at?
>>6928399
I don't like the breading, personally. Would rather just have a frank on it's own any day

>>6934269
As an American I can say that the most "American" thing I've ever done as far as food is concerned was eat an entire meatloaf and drink a quarter gallon of milk in one sitting. The only reason I did this was because I hadn't slept in four days or eaten in three, so my addled mind though this would be a good idea. I immediately went to bed and passed out for 24 hours after doing this.

It was the most delicious meatloaf I've ever had. I didn't even use a fork or anything. I just gently levered it out of the dish and ate it like a big loaf of bread. Meat bread, as they say.

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HOW DO YOU EAT THE PIZZA WITHOUT PICKING THE CLAMS AT EVERY BITE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.6935320

>>6932510
PRO TIP: if someone who's been vegetarian for a long time (think over a year) eats meat, they will get violently ill because their body forgot how to digest meat and thinks they've been poisoned.

>> No.6935779

>>6921948
I'm a /fit/izen and I boiled a chicken breast once, what's the big deal ? It tasted fine. What's so different about boiling chicken in/for soup ?

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>>6923284
>Only sadness
I'm having really mixed and confusing feelings right now. I honestly feel really bad for you (2nd hand trauma like the other anon said) but on the other hand, pic related.

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>>6924384

>> No.6935872

>>6928362
What's wrong with jars?

I can foods every year and have a shit ton of jars; why the hell shouldn't I use them as glasses?

>> No.6936006

I don't get /ck/ humor.

>> No.6936509

>>6927805
I want to have sex with the way he chops that onion.